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RAPE!!![edit source]

This is all Yetties fault he did it to me so i'm just paying it forward. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 10:22 10 June 2008

DAMN IT! I MISSED IT BY FIVE MINUTES! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:31, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Ha. Ha. Also hello Mordillo I don't believe we've been in the same conversation before. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 10:33 10 June 2008
Probably not, let me look for something to drink. /me starts opening cabinets looking for free alcohol ~Jewriken.GIF 10:44, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Aww, don't tell me I've missed out on all the rapey goodness! Ah well, at least we'll get to see Mordillo drunk again. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:47, Jun 10
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Leddy you're another person I don't think I've spoken to. Hello. I should rape user pages more often oh and Mordillo, I found you alcahol!
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 10:51 10 June 2008
/me wanders past drinking the last of his booze stash. What're you doing in my tumble dryer Mordillo? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:52, Jun 10
hick I'm never drunk hick w3hats with oll of uu free alkohol hick ~Jewriken.GIF 10:53, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Note to self: hmm, that spin cycle has been a bit strong of late. And it seems to have imparted a lot of static to Mordillo's hair. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:55, Jun 10

Ah![edit source]

Your UnScripts suggestion has inspired me to create me previous idea, Slightly Below Average Man, in UnScript form. Before I began, however, I noticed that you had an UnScript called "Average Cop". Please note I'm not ripping you off in any way, I had my idea for my article a long time ago. --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)

That's cool, I like the idea, look forward to seeing it. You might want to have a look at Kaiser the Bjorn's Übermensch as well, for reference. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:05, Jun 11

I caught that![edit source]

Just before you archived. Sneaky that. I guess I keep having a go at myself to keep myself in check or something, lest the beast underneath stir, or some equally clichéd phrase. Also, I can't believe the tank thing stuck, chalk that one up to Lj and IRC, dammit. Also also, revel in the suckyness of my plain as hell sig! Also also also, congrats on the VFS nom. It's definitely going to be hard to choose, glad I don't have to go through it! Also also also also, I forgot why I came here in the first place...oh yeah, to reply to the archived topic. Anyway, see you, have a good day/week/incremental time period! ~~Hv 10/06 20:03

Well, if my presence in the vote was going to make it tough in any way, I've eased that a bit (see below). Look, I'll say it one more time and that's it: you are a tank, goddamn it! Now, I think it's about time I had my lunch. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:10, Jun 11
Yummy, lunch, that'd be nice for once on a weekday! Well, I guess you've got to do what you feel is right here, and I applaud you for declining the nom (I know I've thought about doing it, but I figure that it won't affect VFS much anyway). And yes, I did write that before I knew I was nommed (damned Manticore), it's even harder now with so many good candidates! I reckon five could get through to the second round, though I definitely want Modus to win. And and, point taken. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 11/06 15:18

You sure about that?[edit source]

I was just dying to see your ban summaries. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:15, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Pretty sure, yeah. This time. For a start, there are some really excellent candidates up there, who I trust to do the same job I'd have done, except possibly betterer. For a second, I suspect my contributions to the site may decline in the next three months as my wedding creeps inexorably closer. For a third, I'll then have a 3 week break for honeymoon. If I'm nommed again after that, it may be a different story. However, I was chuffed and flattered to get the nom - nice to know I'm thought of as competent enough! (Besides, I'm sure I'm not the only one who's dying to see Modus's ban summaries!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:21, Jun 11
You too with the wedding?! sigh Mine is September 2nd. When is yours? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:25, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
14th of the same month. Good luck with yours man! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:27, Jun 11
Thanks! Likewise! I say we skip the wedding and go get hammered in Leeds. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:30, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
Blimey! My g/f is putting down the pain at the moment wanting a date for the big day... Maybe we should perswade them to get an on-line wedding on Uncyc to say money? Hmm... Maybe they might not agree to that... Also, I'm on a pants computer today, no mouse and the like so thanks for sorting the smithing UU. It's a nightmare trying to do it here! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:40, Jun 11
Except you just beat me to getting rid of the drama vote by nano-seconds. And my edit summary was waaaayyyy funnier than yours! /me throws mardy fit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:24, Jun 11
Oh, Sorry! I put my serious trousers on there just for a second. That vote was really pissing me off. I'm glad Mordillo stayed out of the drama allowing him to give an neutral ruling... Go on? What was yours summary going to be? :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:28, Jun 11
Can't remember. Seriously. I live in the moment, for the moment. I'm a free spirit and can't be chained down. Well, except by the chains of wedlock, obviously. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:13, Jun 11

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:53, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Umm... I'm here for the "Can-In-The-Pan" thing... where do I sign up?[edit source]

Ok... umm... so on 28 June 1914, Pan Samochodzik (aka The Drywall Guy) was working on a house in Teignmouth, Deveon in our Great Britain. As fate would have it, Pan was renovating a victorian age mezzanine, complete with lead paint, and asbestos insulation, while smoking his eleventh pack of rich, Nicaraguan cigars that day.

"Can" is short for cancer, as his doctor soon informed him. A few days later, Mr. Samochodzik somersaulted off of a high bulding. That, my friends, is your humble narrator's explanation of the expression "Can-In-The-Pan". GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! Regret Tenenbaum 03:24, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Thank you Under user[edit source]

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Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!


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'Grats[edit source]

On the milestones, I guess. Getting closer to those overoptimistic totals I set you on the HowTo, that'd be an achievement! Sheesh, 120 reviews... seems huge to me, and I've done 50! Imagine what that must feel like as a new reviewer seeing someone with that amount. Tremendous work. Also, I'm shattered, as evidenced by my lack of bottom-table updating, if at least feeling better now (damn stomach bugs). Also also, as usual, I'm rambling. Damn. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 16/06 20:49

To be honest, doing another 5 before the end of September will be enough of an achievement, given my hectic summer (see discussion with Mordillo about weddings above). Also, last time I tried editing while ill, I got my only ban from Mordillo - don't do it kids! Seriously, stomach bugs suck dude, hope you're up and at 'em again soon! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:55, Jun 16
It seems everyone's getting married around here right now! What with you guys, and Cheap, and I'm sure there's another couple I'm forgetting... I definitely picked an inconvenient time to be ill, between exam-stress, family-stress and VFS-stress, it definitely doesn't help! I should be fine by tomorrow though hopefully. And again, congratulations on the wedding! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 16/06 21:01

Thanks for review[edit source]

I just found this thank you template, ta for review - it was very helpful--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:19, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

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Rejoice, Under user! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


You are very welcome - I enjoyed the read, and a good reviewer such as yourself deserves someone taking some time over reviewing your stuff. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:24, Jun 17

Irish[edit source]

For your vote in favour of today's FA, please allow me to serve you a modest Irish breakfast:

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Cheers. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1.png 19:55, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh-Kaaaaaayyyaayyyaayyyyyyy...[edit source]

thanks for the, um, comment. mind telling me which articles and why? always good to let the person know and give them a chance to fix things if they see fit before you press the "please delete" button. and i checked out illogicopedia or whatever, seemed less streamlined than uncyclopedia, but i'll do some more looking. thanks. ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger
As you left this message both here and on your talk page, I've replied there to make things easier. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:02, Jun 19

HAHAHAHAHAHA (cough cough)...[edit source]

Yes.... Um.... thank you, Under User, for choosing my "Can-In-The-Pan" scenario out of the proposterous influx of sumbissions you must have recieved (that I somehow can't find... meh, it's probably a glitch...) I am honored to recieve the cake thingy, which I will eat with pride. I feel so useful! :D Regret Tenenbaum 23:36, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Unsignpost[edit source]

UU, thank you so much for helping! Me and Skullthumper want this to be an uncyc tradition: the kind we pass on to our grandkids! Hurry, write... things...! Thank youuuu!   Le Cejak <11:06, 20 Jun 2008>

I'm trying! Honest! The slight problem being that a guy who has written no articles in over a month is really struggling to come up with enough funny to fill the damn thing! Arrrrgh! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:08, Jun 20
pishaw: you have enough funny to fill two unsignpost editions!   Le Cejak <11:15, 20 Jun 2008>
I wish. Someone seems to have stolen my big pile o' funny ideas and hidden the bugger. As soon as I track it down, I'm going on an article writing spree (although not one to match yours, just a spree by my standards!) I'm due a couple of good articles. Or at least, I hope I am! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:14, Jun 20

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 00:58, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

RE: My spiffy sig[edit source]

I like the spiffy sig there Regret. Er, that's all I have to say right now. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:42, Jun 23

Well.... thank you, sir. I see you've chosen to shorten your sig. Why is that? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:37, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Eh, a change is as good as a rest. This is my third sig, and I'm sure there will be others to follow. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:53, Jun 25
By the way, what's talk page whoring? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:21, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Ah, well, if someone is up for an award, or has an article up for VFH, they sometimes pop around talk pages trying to encourage people to vote. Different people have different views on it (YTTE positively encourages it, while THINKER gets right shirty if you try it with him). Personally, as someone who votes on pretty much everything on this site, I'm just not keen on having my talk page clogged up with it when I'll be voting anyway. There's much less important stuff I'd rather be clogged up with... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:32, Jun 25
Oh! thanks! (and please excuse my noobie questions) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:44, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Not at all! Feel free to fire any questions you have this way - happy to help. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 07:56, Jun 26

RE:PEE[edit source]

i removed the tag. i am taking a break. Baseball1 6 Join HereBaseball16.gif 20:00, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

OK, well, good luck to you with that, hope to see you back some time. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:54, Jun 25

On Several Things[edit source]

Hey U.U. Firstly I... Have cpmpleatly forgotten what I came here for. No, wait, I remember now, sorry, senior moment, do you fancy doing a review on my article? You're from the UK too so you stand more chance of 'gettin' it' than some of our american buddies and I'd really apreciate a review from you (or even just some quick thoughts). Also to do with PEEING I really haven't forgoten about Fag's article, I've had it tagged for ages and I keep getting distracted but I've almost got it finished. Also in the same yellow vain, is there anything after the Platinum Pisser yet? For 75 or 100 in depth reviews? Cos I'm getting nearer the 50 mark and I'll need something new to aim for after that. What about a Titanium Toilet?

Yeah, the UnLibrary, I've not forgotten (I've used that word too much already) about it either. I'll probably work on it in a userspace for a few days then let you see, if I can think what I really want to do with it. Well what I want it too look like. I think that's all for now. Oh what do you think of my new sig? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 02:27 26 June 2008

I'll give you a guarded "probably". Work is now expecting me to do something for the next couple of days (I know, how unreasonable), and there are things I really need to do towards my impending nuptials - I don't want to get on the future Mrs UU's bad side at this point! So I can't promise, but if you see my booking tag go on it, I will have made time, OK?
I haven't come up with a further PEEING award yet - it's wayyyyy down on my list of priorities, to be honest, although I might knock something up. We'll see if I get the time! And the library - well, I've ordered the UnBooks mainpage a bit better now, cut out some of the crap and so forth, so the further fine tuning is more of an ongoing thing. If you're happy to work on it in your userspace, then great stuff. Good luck with that!
As to the sig, nice and colourful! (Possibly the first box could do with white text to show up a little betterer?) Always good to have some cheery colours about the place. Maybe I'll dig up my nice, summery, grey "UU classic" sig at some point... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:07, Jun 26
Oh, hey that's cool, thanks. Just thought I'd ask. Yeah I've noticed you'd been doing stuff with the UnBooks mainpage and it's looking much neater now! And as for sigs: no, I've seen that gray thing in archives and that's where it belongs. My sig though: the correct answer is "Yes". Yes you like it, none of these possiblies (Seriously I would do the writing in white for the first box but that'd mess up the colour scheame I have going). Oh and yeah good luck with the whole marriage thing! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:56 26 June 2008

Rollback[edit source]

Just a note to say that I've noticed your requests, and I have no problem with granting you rollback rights either. In fact, I just love doing bureaucratty stuff, so if you just wanna canvas a couple more admins in the interests of pretend democracy, I'll happily sort it out for you. :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:40, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Cool, well you were pretty much next on my list after Leddy, so that's another tick. I'll ear'ole that Mantiwhore type as well then, and if there are no objections, I'll be doffing my cap on your talk page soon. No, that is not a euphemism. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:45, Jun 26
Hea UU. I noticed your doings in this respect. I wonder if what we really need is a bit of a change in policy in regard to the old rollback thing. Personally, I think there are a good few users who probably should be given this rather useful tool. I have been thinking about a dump post about this for a while, but like yourself, I'm keen to avoid the associated drama. I wonder if there is a way to get the good ol bureaucrats to grant this right more often rather than people having to ask like this. It does appear to all be a bit backwards to me... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:53, Jun 26
Well, the process arose from drama in a Miniluv forum when Skullthumper requested it in the first place, and I don't have a major problem with it - I don't think it's a major hassle to ask a couple of admins, and then find a 'crat to do the deed assuming you meet with appropriate approval. Most of the people whose contributions would benefit from such a tool can easily ask around, and shouldn't encounter too many problems with getting approval. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:02, Jun 26
I'd avoid the dump, following last time's drama. I think we can keep it simple for now. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:09, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
Does it not say somewhere that people are not supposed to ask for rollback though? That's kinda what I mean about it being a bit backwards. I think that there are some users (like HV for example) who would REALLY benefit from the tool, but that don't ask because they don't want to be considered to be power whoring. Obviously I do not think you are power whoring UU, but when people ask, some will always think that they are. I totally support you getting the tool, I just thought it might be better if the bureaucrats granted the tool more often based on merit. Without people needing to ask. Hoe, hmm... I guess nothing will change... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:15, Jun 26
We always go back to the same issue of - if it's needed. I've used the JS rollback for two years. Granted, it's not perfect, but it works. I think it's better to keep it unofficial than start yet another process/voting page/whoring campaign/mass murders. Not that I think that UU is doing any of that sort. Except for mass murders perhaps. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:33, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
/me hides knife, looks guilty. Who, m-me? Mass murders? Of vandalising IPs? No idea what you're talking about guv. /me kicks severed heads out of sight. -UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:34, Jun 26
Was I suggesting another process? You lost me there Mordillo. I was not suggesting anything new, but just a comment or hope that perhaps said tool would best be granted without the need to ask. Currently it appears that it's not. Regarding if it's needed or not... Obviously it's not "needed" it's just a lot less effort for the user involved. Why it's not granted on a much wider scale I have never understood. However I don't understand most things, so there is nothing new there... /me tries to stab UU in the back, but snaps his blade on UU's general awesomeness... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:40, Jun 26
"General awesomeness"? /me chokes on mouthful of tea. I think you'll find that's my kevlar body armour. You can't be too careful in this day and age... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:54, Jun 26

Anal Sex[edit source]

Just a note to say that I've noticed your requests, and I have no problem with granting you anal sex either. In fact, I just love doing anal sex stuff, so if you just wanna canvas a couple more admins in the interests of pretend love life, I'll happily sort it out for you. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:11, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

I hate you. Also, you have Gmail. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:38, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Death to England, England, England, Britain, Europe, England[edit source]

Oh c'mon, UU! I hardly ever get to vote against! I don't understand tennis, I've never heard of these people, and... that's why I voted against.   Le Cejak <14:30, 26 Jun 2008>

Fair enough. I'm not questioning your vote - your opinion is your opinion - but the reason of "England England etc" just rubbed me up the wrong way a tad - it almost feels like you're just looking at it, thinking "not my country" and ignoring the rest of it. I know that's not the case, but y'know. I don't have a clue who the fuck Jerry Falwell is, or what a Chex Mix might be, but I haven't voted against the articles they cropped up in with a reason of "America America etc". If you don't find it funny, you don't find it funny, and I'll never try to change your vote - I respect your opinion. But the reason just... Y'know? /me waves flag pathetically. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:39, Jun 26
I did vote for mickey15's other tennis dude. Also, I think that America has been under the thumb of British tyranny for too long, and at the next continental congress, I'm going to suggest a revolution. Don't tell your English buddies, though. shhhh!   Le Cejak <14:46, 26 Jun 2008>
Duly noted. I'll make sure I don't have shares in any Boston-based tea companies... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:48, Jun 26
You both suck! Now, the colonies have real class and don't need poor stereotypes - Canada, Zimbabwe, that random island in the middle of nowhere... where's that kangaroo gone with my beer? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:00, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
Thank you all for coming to my little soiree. Now, I'd like to coooool things down a little with my Didgeridoo ballad, "Honey, Let's Fool Around" bwaaawaaaa-waaaaa-bwaaaaa-bwaaaa   Le Cejak <15:07, 26 Jun 2008>
/me picks up tambourine. Sure, go ahead. I think we can all agree the British Virgin Islands are the pick of the bunch anyway... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:11, Jun 26

Hey[edit source]

A while back you voted against on my article up for feature, hippies. There's ill will or anything, but I've done a lot to it since you voted. Feel free to see if you think it's any better. Thanks, bye! Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:43, Jun 27

I promise faithfully to have another look through shortly. Probably this evening, although I can't be certain about that. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:16, Jun 27

Congratulations[edit source]

Welcome to the wonderful world of rollback! Anything that allows me to do less work is a good thing :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:01, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Ooo, shiny. Hmm, this could take a little getting used to. Thanks dude! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:12, Jun 27

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I? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:25, Jul 4

Oh - [08:28 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
wow - [08:28 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
this - [08:28 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
looks - [08:28 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
super - [08:28 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
duper - [08:28 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
fun! - [08:28 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Fun? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7

Man, --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
you --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
kids --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
these --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
days --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
have --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
a --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
strange --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
definition --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
of --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7
"fun". --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:14, Jul 7

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:48, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

RE:Pee Review/Insomnia[edit source]

Wow, that was fast, thanks! Your scoring seems fair enough (to be honest I think Yettie was trying to get in my pants again) and I'm glad you addressed length as that was something concerning me. Tenses though I did get Fag to look through it but I guess he missed them, have to ask again maybe as I'll just miss them again (except what you pointed out). I shall definitely sort out the things you mentioned and then I might put it on VFH (if nothing else for the sake of curiosity). Also I just noticed I'm in the unsignpost! and it's not the "username" thing! That's made my day that has. Thanks again! Have I given you one of these before?

175 × 171px I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.

Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 10:30 29 June 2008

No worries, happy to do it when I can find the time. Would like to have done more reviews in the last couple of months, but that's the way it goes. No, I don't believe I've had a crab hat template. It goes into the place I reserve for all such stuff. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:35, Jun 30

Hello Under user[edit source]

Can you promote me please? Come on. I gave you women!!!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Satan. (talk • contribs)

/me rubs eyes. Hnurphgurph snurph, what now? Is this worth waking up for? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:31, Jun 30

Thanks for Voting![edit source]

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HEY, GUESS WHAT?! YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN A BURNING KNUCKLE OF THANKS!

...for voting on HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament.

Victoly for you!! - User:Hanyouman


- Hanyouman 15:30, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Ah, I see.[edit source]

(cont. from [1])

Do I have to do all this footwork myself or can I get help? 21655 15:32, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

All this footwork? It's what this place is about, dude! Writing is fun! Of course, there are people out there who enjoy collaborations, but it's really up to individual users if they want to pitch in and help people with stuff. If you find a user whose work you enjoy, ask them if they want to collab with you - most users are nice and friendly, so the worst you'll probably get is a "no, but good luck!" Or you could raise a pee review request, and if you're lucky, you'll get a good review from someone who can suggest ways to expand it first.
However, all these things tend to work best if you already have a few ideas in place - people tend to be more inclined to help if it doesn't look like you're asking them to do most of the work on your idea! So you don't have to do it all yourself, but it definitely helps to make a really good start. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:40, Jun 30
Eh, I'll let it die. Seems there's a duplicate... 21655 17:42, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

VFH[edit source]

Hey, you wanted me to let you know when I was done with UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion. I am, but I really didn't make too many changes. Mostly that last chapter got some new stuff, and got rid of a little bit. I think that chapter was really what was bothering me. It is an odd article, so its a little tough for me to get back into the mindset to write it. Anyway, I doubt the changes are enough for you to change your vote, which is fine. I'm happy with it, which is all I really need. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:15, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

I have TWO secretaries now![edit source]

One to answer questions and another to archive my talkpage! Also, Heat Death is like Evil which is like Riddle which is sorta like Mordor Jalapenos. THEY'RE ALL THE SAAAAAME!   Le Cejak <14:37, 02 Jul 2008>

Yeah, but Riddle's one of the betterer versions, as I said ;-) Also: bored? Not got enough articles to vandalise? This is sort of new ish (OK, it's another re-write) and I reckon it would benefit from a 5-minute Cajeking. If you're busy or not inspired by it, no biggie, just thought I'd mention it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:28, Jul 2

Schoolean Algebra[edit source]

Yah. I has time to write crap for the next week or so. I was wondering whether this could be fleshed out into a textbook style looking thing as my attempt to make an Unscripts/Mainspace hybrid seems to have failed? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:02, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

That could actually work very neatly, if you hit the right kind of stuffy academic tone. The idea and some of the jokes scream "feature in waiting", when you do nail the right style for it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:22, Jul 4
The idea is there, it is (as always) my writing letting it down :( ... but this will negate the need for such a dialog/explanation mixture. Thanks. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:26, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
As always? I think we've established your writing is very good - sometimes you need to try an idea different ways before you find the way it fits best. Speaking of which - this is something I think needs a little more fizz, but I can't provide it at the moment. I asked Cajek to take a look, but he's kinda easing off things (or he just didn't fancy it, whichever). Do you fancy seeing if you can add anything to it? Or at least giving me a suggestion of where I could add the sizzle? Maybe as a break from other stuff some time? No harm in asking, right? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:31, Jul 4
Hmmm... it has an idea about a punishment from god but IMHO it feels kind of rushed. Like it is giving a college student voice on something that needs a different tone. It is very hard to make an article about an action, I know. This bit -
"After some discussion, it has been decided that this can be interpreted as an instruction for everything to quieten down. Therefore, it appears that during the act of spontaneous combustion, one's hearing is significantly enhanced. This is a scientific breakthrough of immense importance! Possibly if this can be controlled, it could be used in place of hearing aids - maybe if an individual were to mildly peeve God, their hearing may improve enough to be considered normal."
was the section that worked least within the article. It is already good though. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

UnLibrary[edit source]

Sup? I've been working on the UnLibrary and now it's almost as colorful as my sig, erm just thought I'd run this version by you and see if I've missed a genre or something. It probably needs some poofreading too. It's just a preliminary thing really I still haven't categorized stuff or dug up old unbooks to put on the newly created shelves but, yeah. The introductions to the "shelves" I've tried to make both informative and funny and also not too restricting. Just let me know what you think, please? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:31 5 July 2008

Tis good. Maybe we need a section for "good" books which have been featured (on the Main Page), with short blurbs, separate from the rest?... And a Featured UnBook that hasn't had as much recognition (not on the Main Page)? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:41, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah actually, that's a pretty good idea, like a mini "best of". Cool, thanks. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:47 5 July 2008
I only nipped on briefly this evening after a bugger of a busy day, so I only had a quick glance - I'll have a good look soon, but I like what I saw so far, and I like DJI's idea too. Proper response coming soon. Man, I'm shattered. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:20, Jul 5

Happy UnBirthday![edit source]

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Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia member for one full year. Must suck to be you!


I hate the capitalisation in that template. Anyways, congrats on being here for a year (especially without taking that much of a break, too)! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [5/07 13:01]

PARTY! /me pops out the champagne and cake - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [13:09 5 July]
I concur! /goes back to sleep zzzzz Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 13:21 5 July 2008
Yeah! You're the only one to have turned one year old!!! >:((((((( RRRRRRrrrAAARRGGGHHH!! ME ANGRY! nah not really. :D   Le Cejak <14:21, 05 Jul 2008>

Really? By crikey you're right. I think I'll celebrate by going to sleep. Did I mention I'm shattered? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:24, Jul 5

twice. and twice you failed to link to insomnia. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:27 5 July 2008

UnderThanks[edit source]

Sheepbedsheep3.jpg Hey, Under user. Steven would just like to thank you
for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia.
He really would but right now he's sleeping.
Shhh don't wake him...

Thanks for the vote and thanks for the review too! And yettie keeps rubbing it in that he can update the list =( ...I wanna update the list! Also who do I talk to about getting my feature template, the blue one with potato head? Or will it just arrive sooner or later? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:45 6 July 2008

Don't forget the proofread and tense correction! I helped! Also, for the template, just follow the time-honoured Uncyc tradition of swiping the code from someone's userpage and putting your own article title in it. Alternatively, don't bother with them (I personally don't like that template - you'll notice I have none on my userpage). As to the list, updating that thing is such a chore man, I want you to do it too! If you were a sneaky fellow, I'd tell you to make sure that you pick up and do good reviews for anyone who's a regular voter, to increase your chances of RotM. But you're not sneaky like that, are you? Oh dear lord, what have I done? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:59, Jul 6
Ah, Ok cool! thanks. Oh and yeah thanks for the spelling grammar check, I meant to mention that I just forgot. sorry yes, thanks. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 10:21 6 July 2008

UU is the abbreviation for Unitarian Universalism[edit source]

Grak! Verp 23:24, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

And for Unseen University. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 06:59, Jul 7

Quick Question[edit source]

He QQ, now UU...ha ha ha ha. Erm, Orian asked me to check this off on the list (and said he was slightly worried about the length). Personally I thought it was a bit too short, but it may be borderline and clearly effort and thought has gone in...so I was stopping by to check what you think. - [08:25 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

I don't see a major problem with it - he's taken time to read the article, given some constructive feedback, and so forth. TBH, a good review doesn't always need to be a YTTE/MDL 5-screen marathon (although those are, of course, very welcome), the main criteria I go by is: do I think they've given enough honest, helpful feedback for the author to work on their article with? As long as the answer is "yes", I'd say it's fine. The bad ones are normally fairly obvious, they're mainly the old "one or two lines per box" jobs. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:32, Jul 7
Okey dokey! - [18:57 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
And while I'm here I better whore something quickly...I'm currently the user with the most reviews who has a 100% review to in-depth review rating. Yay, can I haz an award? :-) - [19:54 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
You mean apart from MDL? ;-) And what does it say up there in threatening red letters about whoring on this page? ;-) The deal is: get to 25 in-depth reviews, you get the {{Gold Urinal}}. Do a good job on the review for me, you get a template I haven't already given you. I call that fair, don't you? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:02, Jul 7
God damn MDL! :-) Also, I can't see anything that's in red...you should no that by now! Also also: yessir, very fair, sir. Do you have another template apart from the cake one, sir? I wasn't sucking up...I was just using your official title! - [20:19 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
/hurt You never call me sir! Slut and turd buglar but never sir. *emotional moment* Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:22 7 July 2008
Yes I do, sir. - [20:29 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Thank you... *sniff*... *hugs* Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:31 7 July 2008
Urghhhhhhhhhh! Get off me! - [20:33 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
/SLAP! You're so insensitive! Bastard men! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:42 7 July 2008
I have other templates. And if I run out, I can always make more. I prefer the personal touch, and don't like the Golden Shower much. Don't worry, if templates you want, templates you shall have. Long as you earn them, of course! Oh, and I've made a slight addition at the top there, just for you! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:35, Jul 7
But edit conflicting is what Orian and I do best! Also...I have troubles with green, too. - [20:38 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
You better believe it: I once spent two entire days just being edit conflicted by these two (you guys, meaning YTTE and Orian, know what I'm talking about). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [7/07 20:43]
Yuh-huh! - [20:44 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
good times, good times. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:46 7 July 2008
What if he doesn't believe you? Will you do something nasty to him, oh mighty Hv? - [20:47 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Pah! Mighty, I've seen stronger rakes. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:51 7 July 2008
Troubles with green can also be dealt with... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:49, Jul 7
Um....I can't see any colour (or lack there of) in the visible spectrum...Um...my eyes aren't too good. Also, Orian your rakes may be fine but your trowels are sub-par. - [20:55 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Never insult my trowels!!! *throws trowel* Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:57 7 July 2008
Oh know she's throwing things, again! Ahhh! Irony On UU's Talkpage: Section "Quick Question" - [21:01 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

I'm always watching[edit source]

top of the morning to ya! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:35, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Ah, spy network working like a well-oiled machine as ever then! Hope the start of another week finds you well. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:40, Jul 7
Let me tell you this, I hate real estate agents. They should be all executed. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:49, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
No arguments here. Can we use any left-over bullets to deal with lawyers? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:54, Jul 7
Didn't we drown them already alongside with the accountants? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:57, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
No, I pitched the accountants in a duel to the death with the traffic wardens. You know the AvP tagline "Whoever Wins, We Lose"? it's kinda like that, but we win instead. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:04, Jul 7
I'm reading "Good Omens" right now, you know that one? I'm starting to think that a little apocalypse isn't such a bad idea. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:02, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
Know it? It's one of my favourites. I don't know how far you are in to it, but without spoiling anything, I think the intervention of the other 4 horsemen bikers of the apocalypse around here would liven things up a little. "I'm sodding not, I'm people covered in fish". --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:10, Jul 7
I'm intrigued. Who is this book by? Sounds like the sort of thing I'd like. Sorry for the intrusion... Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 11:47 7 July 2008
Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. I recommend it to anyone, it's a very funny read. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:04, Jul 7
Oh Terry Pratchett, I've heard of him. Got a friend that reads him religiously, with any luck I wont have to buy the book I just don't have the money!. Thanks, U.U.! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 12:09 7 July 2008
It's damn excellent really. I don't care what they say in this damn machine, I never took him. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:37, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

And then Papa Bear said "I think we should eat him..."[edit source]