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REIKI![edit source]

Would you like someone to massage your temples a bit for improved feeling? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:24, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I liked your creative "reservation" of the privilege. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:26, Dec 15
IS ALL MINE! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:26, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
/me gives UU a facial/ Yeah take it bitch. let me just rub that all in and you'll be beautiful in no time.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:47 15 December 2009
I've got the Cucumber for his eyes! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:44, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
But Woody! I already sliced the cucumber!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:39 15 December 2009

Pies[edit source]

The mince pies! They're... they're growing! How is it possible?! Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:59, Dec 17 2009

Natural evolution. They grew reproductive organs and started multiplying. It's the only explanation. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 06:07 • Thursday, 17-12-2009
Thats... disturbing... Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 05:13, Dec 18 2009
I know it's hard for a kid like yourself to take it in at once, but it's the truth. Mince pie can reproduce, it's a scientifuckally proven fact! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 14:57 • Friday, 18-12-2009

Amelie page[edit source]

Why did you huff it? Is there some rule about new pages being too short and/or unfunny?

Thanks![edit source]

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FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)


Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy[edit source]

User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/6

Thanks! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:26, 18 December 2009

Pee Review backlog[edit source]

It's not as bad as it was before, but after being caught up the Pee Reviews-in-waiting are starting to pile up again. Could you do that thing you did before to get people to hop on the bandwagon and get to pee reviewing? It would be great if we could start the new year with it caught up. And while I'm here there's no feature article scheduled for tomorrow. Addition: Just got added for the end of today, which I imagine will extend to tomorrow. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:38, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Partly my fault guys, I've not been available as much as usual,and now with the snow chaos and general illness throughout the force I am having to work 16 hour shifts. I'm still reviewing when I can, but it isn't happening as much as I anticipated it would this month. I will still try to get the one I have booked done tomorrow night. With regard to the backlog, it isn't too bad right now and a call to arms, isn't called for just yet, at this time of year you are less likely to get a lively response to it. Just my opinion. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:37, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
Chiefster, yes, there would be less of a backlog if you were currently doing the work of 10 reviewers like you have been, instead of doing the work of a mere four or five. If we could just get half a dozen more people to do one a month, and a few to do two, we'd be caught up. As much as I appreciate all the work you've done, we need to attract others to do more reviews. You may be right that it's not bad enough for a "call to arms," I don't know. But as for the time of year, there's a lot of people who are finished with finals and just finishing with school before winter/spring break. They got time on their hands right now. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:54, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Well, now I'm back, and I don't see any problem. I'll only issue some kind of call to arms if the queue is a couple of pages long and growing. Looks well within limits to me, particularly compared to what I have seen in the past. Plus, I'm about to start my hols, so I'll probably pick up a few myself shortly. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:54, Dec 22

Halp?[edit source]

Would you mind, when you got the time, to unprotect the articles for the Aristocrats? I'm on my in laws' machine and it's a torture, I could barely operate it to get the summary in place and I can't work it any longer. Please? Pretty please with a mince pie on top? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:34, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

I'll get started on it, but may not finish, being as I'm on my mum's computer and she'll need it herself shortly! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:46, Dec 20

Drama[edit source]

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:49, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

Uhh, my views on this are that people should just get on with writing stuff. And not put loads of quotes from users in a mainspace article, which carries more than a whiff of vanity on top of the drama. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:03, Dec 22

PEE problem[edit source]

Hi UU, Happy Christmas.

Anyway, I was checking reviews into the list today and I came across this one by Puppy. I recall that you warned him against reviewing in such a style in July, so I decided that the best thing to do would be to check it in as a review without depth. Do you think that this was the right way to go? I feel a bit harsh saying no to it, but I think that the review makes it exceptionally difficult to extract meaningful feedback on improving the article, equally, I think Puppy devoted a great deal of time and effort to it's production. I left an override next to the review in the maintenance box so you can change it if you think I made the wrong call. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:11, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

I'd still call it in-depth, and here's why: first, as you say, it's clear that time has been spent on this review, and if you take the time to read, there is enough feedback to work with; second, the somewhat verbose style dovetails somewhat with the style of the article being reviewed, so it's fair to assume that if the author can write in such a style, and expect others to find humour in it, they can also read a review in that style, ,and find the feedback in it. Granted, I wouldn't want to see every review done in that fashion, but I don't think it's that huge a deal here. Of course, the opinion of whoever is doing the checking at the time is the one that really counts, unless I feel strongly enough to override them, which I rarely do - but you asked my opinion, and there you have it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:23, Dec 22
Appreciated, I will take a second look. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:35, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Apologies[edit source]

Sorry as regard signature. I was trying to change the one on the drama article. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:30, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

You can have more than one sig page, y'know. SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:33, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry[edit source]

It really isn't about what I like and/or what you like. That comedy is relative subjective is not the crux since we agree; it is how we expect others to act upon it. You cannot convince me there is any absolute value to an article's featureworthiness either. You're more experienced here than I am, and even I have already noticed totally different factors. I think I don't have to list them. Also, if you wanted the last word on said forum you just got it: I got too many edit conflicts to write it a fourth time. This was what I wanted to say anyway. It won't matter to anyone what I add to it so I'll quit wasting my time there. This thing is something I cannot watch - as per what I said on the forum - so I have no choice but to quit. I'm really sorry you, as an admin, take the stance you take. Of course everyone is entitled to an opinion but come on. It is too easy to abuse the right - so I cannot keep my hands off, and while that just turns into a drama - I'm not dumb enough to continue. That's why I saved my comments for when I decided to leave, too. The idea of competing writers voting against each other on a website? Yeah, nobody is being a dick. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 12:58, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Almost forgot - none of those joke nominations (Essay..., the Pee thereof, and Classical Satire - yes that too) had nothing to do with my decision to leave. Too bad they coincided, it gives a false impression of my intentions. On the other hand, they go nicely hand in hand to shed light on the stiffness of the site. Well Classical Satire was only half a joke-nom: I half thought it had feature potential since it wasn't intentionally bad. It was just intentionally sardonic, which I thought people would notice. Not many did, it seems. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 13:40, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
"I'm really sorry you, as an admin, take the stance you take" - why? Now it sounds like you're implying something. My views on this have nothing to do with my being an admin - I don't ban anyone or threaten to because I don't agree with the way they're voting! ;-) Anyway, I do see your point, I understand where you're coming from, but I'm going to have to continue to disagree - having the freedom to vote at all necessarily means having the freedom to vote against. An example: Filial Piety (again). That gets nommed (for the thousandth time), and two or three regular, decent users vote for it, as has happened in the past; should I then not vote against it? No chance - even though it appears to be my sense of humour against theirs, I don't find it funny, so I'm voting it down - end of. Occasionally, good articles don't make it at one time or another for whatever reason - it happens, deal with it; most of the time that gets fixed by bringing it back in a few months when the regular voter roster has changed. I honestly thought Lobster was one of the funniest things that I've been involved with, and expected it to ace VFH - instead it got voted down, and according to DJI it's a "crusty wank sock". OK, I'll bring back something funnier next time, it's not the end of the world.
And if you honestly think votes are being prejudiced by some kind of sense of competition, I'm going to have to disagree with you there as well - I vote for what I find funny, and I believe most others do too. I have never seen votes that I thought were cast for competitive reasons, and if you see any, please bring 'em to my attention, so me and my banhammer can have words with the individual involved. Ditto any kind of cliquey voting. I agree there shouldn't be any kind of dickish voting, but the way forward is not to ask people to refrain from voting one way based on how others have voted. That way lies the way of the sheep. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:40, Dec 23

Re: DDR[edit source]

As I mentioned in the VFD discussion, please (1) userfy to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/DDR, preferably preserving the history so that a move to Illogicopedia can be considered in the future, and (2) recreate DDR as a redirect to Dance Dance Revolution. Thank you very much. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 19:02, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Done and done. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:51, Dec 23

Why did you delete my article?[edit source]

Are you on drugs? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 72.83.66.151 (talk • contribs)

Yes, UU is notorious for his illicit drug use. Only just got back from rehabiliation. You're better off going away, as he is a madman that cannot be reasoned with. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 23:12, Dec 22 2009
He's ODing on mince pies. That's a strange English habit. You wouldn't get it. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:14, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
You can never OD on mince pies. And I deleted the page because it was essentially a one-liner, and a penis joke at that. If you intend to make it a bigger, better, less penis-y article, then try again, and use the {{construction}} tag - which will give you seven days without fear of deletion to get it into order. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:49, Dec 23

F-Troop[edit source]

Okay, so this page was huffed, but if you could return the page, please return it as "User:MrCleveland/F-Troop". By then, I could make the article better...or not.MrCleveland 19:56, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Looks like Max beat me to it... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:56, Dec 23

Knew there was a reason I liked you[edit source]

You sir have your head screwed on right. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 23:19, Dec 22 2009

Symbol for vote.svg For. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:15, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
i made a follow up commennt, can i have some praise too please?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:28 23 December 2009

Merry Christmas also...[edit source]

...and also my deepest sympathy for being as sad as me and logging in here on Christmas morning;)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:31, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

I am an admin on a comedy wiki - it's pretty much scientifically proven I have no life![citation needed] Good to see ya, BTW. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:33, Dec 25
Ha ha! Loser. Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:56, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
You're a poopy. A poopy, I tell you. :([Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 12:04 • Friday, 25-12-2009
[citation needed] Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:14, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

If you want another helping of Pee Review[edit source]

(Just to let you know I posted this or a variation of this on the user talk pages of some users who were recently reviewed in a manner that may have been less than satisfactory).

Yes, you may well already know this. But just a reminder that if a Pee Review by any reviewer, including me, doesn't help you in the way you hoped, you are free to request another one. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:43, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

My third ban[edit source]

Does that mean I'm finally a real boy? Pup

You think you're a man/ but you're only a boy/ you think you're a man/ you are only a toy -- fucking love that song.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:47 26 December 2009

Merry seXXXmas[edit source]

I dunno why I made the header look like an unforgivable porno title, but I'm sure you apreciate the sentiment. I regret that once again I have failed to finish (in fact start) this seasons holiday short, but I hope that by valantines day I'll have got my act together. Also very glad to hear I've been placed on the noughty list because I am a very bad boy. /the crack of a whip can be heard off stage/ may pop in and out (LOL TAHTS JUST LIEK INUENDOO!) but really hope to make a full return, like with writing and shit, in the new year.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:47 26 December 2009

Roy billings[edit source]

I would reaaaally really reaally like that page back please! --Rudyska 18:13, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

OK, first of all, you explain why there was a phone number on it, and how it's not vanity. If I believe you on both counts, you get the page back. Deal? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:16, Dec 29

Bambifan101[edit source]

Are you familiar with this particular vandal? He has a long history of inane vandalism that he's quite proud of. He's been bothering us on Uncyclopedia for a long time, and he targets articles about children's shows that he's far too old to watch. I'd recommend protecting those articles if this tendency didn't make him so easy to catch. Another couple of things he likes to do is deny who he is without being provoked, and pretend his sockpuppetry is not completely obvious. I admit I do have a little doubt about BHMMF, but he's still pretty suspicious. JasonDude, though, is pretty much a sure thing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:26, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Bambifan's a very disturbed guy/girl. I'd do what I can if I were you but s/he obviously suffers from an extreme case of histrionic personality disorder so the best thing to do is give him/her as little attention as possible. I've crossed paths with User:Collectonian before and she's a nasty piece of work but the way Bambifan treats her is beyond the pale. --Ozymandiaz 03:12, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
I'm kinda familiar with Tinkywinkyisgay, but not really - the guy is normally active when I'm not, so I'm mostly familiar with the bans. As such, a few seemingly innocuous edits aren't going to ring any bells with me. I'll have a word with Sannse. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:08, Dec 28

Copy of that unbook.[edit source]

Yeah, that Jesus Christ and the Philosophers stone one. I kinda forgot about it and things. Dump it in my userspace somewhere. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 22:58, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

There ya go. Shift it back to mainspace when it's done. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:18, Dec 29
I also put this in your userspace. Try using userspace for new ideas more often, it means you don't have to worry about admins on huffing sprees if you forget them for a few days! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:59, Dec 29

Copy of that Wank_bank[edit source]

Hi Mordello,

I'd quite like a copy of the Wank bank article as I had mentioned I was intending on finishing in the coming weeks. Also since the last edit I had done 2 paragraphs and some formatting.

I will not be on the net to reply to this for a couple of days. As I am in remote NZ.

Thanks, R – Preceding unsigned comment added by 125.239.2.214 (talk • contribs)

I am a valid person and my edits matter. I am a valid person and my edits matter. I am a valid person and my edits matter.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 03:35 29 December 2009
Could somebody please revert that twit's edits? Pup
OK, "R", here's the deal: I'm not going to restore that to the mainspace, because it was left in an unfinished state for a week, and you say you plan to finish it "in the coming weeks". If you plan to take your time over it, the best thing to do is get an account (or are you the NewUser who started it?) Once you have an account, I can restore the article to your userspace for you to finish at your leisure, with no fear of deletion, and then you can put it in mainspace when it's done, and hopefully won't get deleted again. So tell me your user name, and I'll give you the article - OK? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:24, Dec 29
Am I the only one to notice he called UU Mordello? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:47, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
Nope. I was taking it as a compliment. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:49, Dec 29
Perhaps he was referring to this? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:51, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous remark. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:57, Dec 29
Those are some nice jugs though...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:24 29 December 2009

Oh hey I see you banned the blanker.[edit source]

I reverted his edit because he was stupid. I hope he doesn't have a dynamic IP or something similar. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 11:03, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Odd request[edit source]

i've just done a pee of kreator where i may be too harsh. if you - or anyone else - would like to check it out and soften it somehow if needed I'd appreciate it. Pup

I have an odd request too that involves a rope, dry ice and several sticks of butter. I'll keep it off the wiki for decency's sake. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:44, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:47, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

So I'm too lazy for your userpage...[edit source]

I refuse to count the Mince Pies you have there. My estimate is Eleventy Billion, but I could be way off. So, how many are you at, and when do you stop? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:45, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

I think I'm averaging less than one a day still, although I've just cooked up a batch of my very own for a family gathering in a day or so, and they're really rather fine, so the family may yet not see a single one of 'em. When do I stop? At the end of January 1st, or when they're all gone. Whichever happens sooner (clue: I don't think it'll be January 1st). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:50, Dec 30
BOO!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:53 30 December 2009
It's not Halloween you fool. "Happy New Year" is the expected greeting around this time of year. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:31, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
silly me! I'm always getting things wrong! It's so comical! I failed every test at school! It's so comical! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'm always getting things wrong.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:08 30 December 2009
If you're about right now, get over to RotM and break the three-way tie (hint: vote Necropaxx). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:46, Dec 31
Whore.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 10:52 31 December 2009
If you're trying your best to do it on someone else's behalf, it's not whoring. Did you even read what I said about Necropaxx before casting your (unsigned) vote? Oh, and Happy New Year - hope 2010 brings you gainful employment, a successful finish to your novel and some hot bloke for you to do clearly un-natural things to ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:02, Dec 31
Oh I can't read -- I'm always doing things wrong -- it's so comical! And ta, you seem to have nailed precicely the top three things I'd like out of this year, and in a pretty decent order too, bonus points. I wish you a promotion to a higher, less satisfying workload, surprise triplets and er, more time for uncyclopedia. Have a good 'un :-)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:18 31 December 2009
Do you really make mince pies? Gosh, I miss those. Every now and then I'll tell someone who used to bake pies, "Gosh, I sure miss having a mince pie," and they'll say, "Yeah, those are good," but won't make me one. Maybe I need to stop telling someone who used to bake pies and tell someone who still does it. Darn Yankee Doodles. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:49, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Please Monitor Monitor[edit source]

Say Under user I screwed up. I marked Monitor to be Proofread but then nobody, including me, ever got around to proofreading it. I just proofread it. Could you or some other Admin type fix it so the proofread version is featured? The currently-to-be-featured version has some major goofs. As Modusoperandi moved this to the feature cue I put a note there too, but am also putting one here in case he doesn't see it in time. Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:02, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

The newest edit is always featured, as my understanding anyway. and it can change on the feature day aswell.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:27 31 December 2009
I remember reading about a previous case where an admin changed the featured version--but perhaps that was after it already appeared as featured. So you may well be right; if so, that would make things easier. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:30, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Apparently, it doesn't work that way. The featured version is the unproofread version, starting out with a grammatical error: "Monitors are a computer peripheral...." It has other errors that were corrected in later edits, and even has the needs-to-be-proofread tag on it. So can it be changed so a corrected version is featured? Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:01, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Oh right, I see what you mean, yeah. you will need an admin to change that. But it doesn't really matter, most people will just read what's there and not bother clicking the star.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 06:10 3 January 2010

award thing[edit source]

Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month December 2009

--Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 01:20, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Oh bugger. I still don't believe in giving awards to people who've already won 'em when there are deserving new winners around. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:49, Jan 3
Commiserations UU. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:14, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Pee Review[edit source]

I haz done ure review. Congrats on ROTM btw. --Matfen 15:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here!

UotM thanks[edit source]

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'Sincere Thanks'

Thank you very much for helping to make me December 2009's Uncyclopedian of the Month.

In the words of the immortal Sally Field, "You like me, you really like me!"

Necropaxx (T) {~}


Congrats on the UotY nom! Here's hoping you win it! Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 04:20, Jan 3 2010

Youyou[edit source]

Hey UU, could you block this guy? He's been consistently vandalizing the Filipino article. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 07:08, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

Nevermind, MadMax got him. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 07:27, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

Hello, Selamat petang, G'day, Fush and Chups[edit source]

Having read the kind words about you on the that page of the year thing page I just had to pop by and say hello. Shopping list is still probably my favourite article on the whole site. --Nikau 12:04, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Good afternoon, thanks for dropping by, always good to have good folks drop in on my little talkpage, especially when they say nice things about stuff I wrote! Glad you like it - maybe I can top it one day! Your name is familiar - didn't you write Tradesmen? I rather enjoyed that one myself - hope you have more for us in the future. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:01, Jan 4
Thank you for remembering, I'd have to say Hyperdrinking comes close though. Anyway, if by future you mean now then, yes, I do have more. Good to be acquainted, or re-acquainted as this was on my watchlist. --Nikau 13:46, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Oh my god! Honeycomb biscuits are amazing! Like, really good. Try one.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:46 4 January 2010
I, er, wha? What brand? What flavour? And what prompted that outburst? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:40, Jan 5
If we're going to start on honeycomb, at the gelato store I worked at once you could either have honeycomb or a waffle thingy in your gelato. When asked "would you like waffle or honeycomb? *pointing at display*", everyone always answered only "yes". --Nikau 09:51, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
I dun' get it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:57 5 January 2010

I know it's late, don't bitch at me. Bitch.[edit source]

Lucky.jpg I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR FAMILY!!!


Oh, and thanks for the vote :)
--It's Magically Fucking Delicious

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»» Back ² Tha Hood»» Beware... 20:53,4January,2010

Hey; that thing you did.[edit source]

You huffed Hildegard von Bingen on VFD but I'd asked for it to be moved to User:Happytimes/VFD/ so that I might "fix" it. And by fix I might mean 'chop for parts'. So... if you could move it that would be great, and if not that's ok too. Thanks.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:14 (UTC)

I stuck it here. If you specifically want it in your VFD space you can shift it again - I didn't notice that until I'd done it already. Good luck with whateveritis you want to do with it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:26, Jan 5
Ah, I see now. Thanks!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  10 Jan 2010 ~ 04:56 (UTC)

Thanks UU![edit source]

Messyhouse7.jpg Thank You For Finally Taking Out The Trash
Unfortunately, the situation in the kitchen has not changed. I made it a point to not create a single dirty dish in this sink for the very purpose of demonstrating to you that the mess in the kitchen is not somehow our problem but is, in fact, your problem. Technically, that makes it my problem as well but said problem is one of inconvenience as opposed to the complete negligence inherent in your failure to clean up after yourself. It's also come to my attention that you and your friends have been urinating in the kitchen sink, despite the fact that it's full of dirty dishes. while your reluctance to touch the dishes is understandable it does not form a basis for me to empathize with you. While I shouldn't be bargaining with you again, I'll agree to clear a path to the bathroom sink so that everyone will have a place to urinate. All you need to do is simply dispose of the dirty dishes. We'll buy more at the flea market.

I finally pushed myself to loosen up and do a simple 2nd person escalation. I had a few years worth of memories to draw upon. It might have been the 80's but some things are universal. Thanks for your support!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:49, January 6, 2010 (UTC)


Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence

...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................


It's double shot Wednesday for templates! Quite the dichotomy too.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:24, January 6, 2010 (UTC)


DON'T FORGET TO STUDY THESE MOVIES TOO!


Goodness me! Another template! It's starting to look like my practice page in here! Thanks again UU! --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:54, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Best used in the Bedroom[edit source]

User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/7

<3 ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:23, 8 January 2010

VFD Issue[edit source]

It appears that 2 or 3 (depending on how article age is counted) articles only about a day old have been nominated on VFD. Unless somebody changed with the VFD policy, I believe those nominations are invalid. --Mn-z 19:17, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry - it'll get picked up. In fact, it looks like it already did. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:42, Jan 10

Opinions, views, abuse[edit source]

I know your a busy chap since you've apprantly knocked your woman up, but I was hoping you'd give some feedbak on my latest abominations, not a review, just any stuff that would improve them or anything that stands out as just crap. I'll leave them here in hope you'll have a swatch - {Bildungsroman, Ketch Anbang}. /me Gervais/Breakdances away--Sycamore (Talk) 10:47, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Syc, good to see you writing again! I'm having a "bitty" time at present, snatching a few seconds here and there between lots of annoying little tasks at work. I'll have a look at your stuff during one of those, whenever I can. In return, as someone from the side of the Atlantic that may have heard of him, what do you make of Jose Mourinho? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:44, Jan 12
I think its good from what I know about him. It’s nice and short. I felt that it could have more of him giving his views on football, he's a bit of a snot, and gets paid a lot for being - to my knowledge, not being a major football fan - a bit mediocre as a manager, so they're could be a some more direct stuff about justifying his methods and style. That’s all I've got, I think it’s a well formatted article that deserves a feature:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:08, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
It's one of my favourite articles already. I'll definitely vote for it at january's top thre. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 11:13 • Tuesday, 12-01-2010
Thanks guys - wasn't fishing for that, Syc's opinion is just one of the ones I always like having (not that I'm not flattered by yours, Fredd!) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:50, Jan 12
OK Syc, here goes: Bildungsroman - ooh, nice idea, anthropomorphising the concept and then telling it in the classic style. I do like that. It's clever, and a good read, although I wonder if it may lack a true lol moment for the kids of today? Oh, and the bit about confused ancestry in the birth section makes no sense - did you miss something out there? I'd suggest looking to make more of the allusions to the classic books you refer to - placing him in a somewhat warped version of a key scene from each book at the appropriate stage. You can then mis-match these for further comic effect. Hope that makes sense - if not, I can elaborate later, when I'm not bolting a chicken sarnie! Opinion on Ketch to follow later when I get time for my jam sarnie. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:50, Jan 12
Ketch Anbang - hmm, interesting. Can I suggest contrasting between this and the popular "hunt the scrunt", for comedic effect? Again, this is neat, and dry, and a good read. I enjoyed 'em both - fewer suggestions for Ketch, but that could be because I lack inspiration on tuesday afternoon. I'd suggest you pop Ketch up (heh) for a full review, but if you look at my suggestions for Bildungsroman, I'd be tempted to nom it for you. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:43, Jan 12
Ta there, always a help, I'll look at the Bildungsroman one in the ways you suggest:) /me gets back to exam revision pronto--Sycamore (Talk) 15:49, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Motherfucking papyrus[edit source]

Since a lot of you seem to be fucking perplexed by the fucking article, would you please fucking review it, and fucking point out what's fucking wrong with it? Fucking thanks in fucking advance :) FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 11:04 • Tuesday,

As you may have fucking noticed in my fucking response to Syc afuckingbove, I don't have that much free fucking time right now, certainly not efuckingnough to do a fucking review. Even when asked so fucking politely.
In a nutshell, I think your concept is too muddled and not clear enough. I saw the blurb you left on Hype's page, and that sums it up for me - you're trying to do too much, and it never settled enough for me to be able to follow it and get a handle on what was going on. If you want to take a shot at all those targets, maybe do it across several articles? That's all I got time for right now, hope it helps. Off to look at Syc's stuff while snatching 5 minutes for fucking lunch. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:26, Jan 12
Hey, I fucking asked you politely. Politely as fuck. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:37 • Tuesday,
I've been away too long. I can't tell if this is banter or another know-nothing noob expecting the red carpet treatment.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:52 12 January 2010
Well, I'd explain, but that would spoil the fucking fun. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:57, Jan 12
Fuck you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:58 12 January 2010
I'm Benson, dude. I just changed my name. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:47 • Tuesday,
Fucking fun-spoiler. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:25, Jan 12
Who? FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:59 • Tuesday,
Who or what is "Benson"?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:55 12 January 2010
BENSON, DUDE. DONTCHA REMEMBER ME? YOU GUYS USED TO WORSHIP ME. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:08 • Tuesday,
oh I arrived a couple generations after BENSON left, he's nothing more than a story to me. Like Jesus but with slightly more evidence supporting his existance. I say he because I doubt you are. But regardless: Nice to meat you. I think.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:14 12 January 2010
Nice to meet you too, onion69. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:45 • Tuesday,
I suppose you think you're being original. That or you're Yettie. but that's just too good a possibility to be true.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:47 12 January 2010
I heard that if you say Benson's name 3x in the mirror, his ghost appears behind you and edit's your internal organs... Does it work? Fucked if I know. I'd never try it. --Matfen 21:12, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
You were right, UU, this is fun! Orian, keep guessing. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:02 • Tuesday, 12-01-2010
Keep guessing what!? I'm old and moody and I don't give a shit who you are now get out of my house you leftist hippy. Or Mosshy called me "onion69" once too looking at your name it's not so different. Meh.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:10 12 January 2010
Yes I'm him. Meh. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:33 • Wednesday, 13-01-2010
I think the Egyptian flag was a giveaway. Or the smell. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:27, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
The smell. The kitten-shit smell. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:05 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
Fredd/Moosh/whatever - are you taking the piss on VFD or what? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:35, Jan 14

This Talk Page Is Starting To Resemble France in 1941!![edit source]

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HITLER AND MUSSOLINI INVADED COUNTRIES

THANK YOU TEMPLATES INVADE TALK PAGES

TEMPLATES ARE LIKE HITLER AND MUSSOLINI

A vote "For" an article on VFH is a vote "For" Hitler and Mussolini!!
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Every "against" vote kills a Nazi! --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:37, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Abstain. Listcruft. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:12, Jan 12

Another List[edit source]

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And there's only two items on that list! Symbol declined.svg Against. --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:29, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Restore Request[edit source]

Hello, Under User, since I'm not banned anymore, can you "undelete" my UnBook Alex in Wonderland? I'll be able to finish it, and after that I'll take away the WIP, and I just might get published by Uncyc! Where can I get a list of files on the entire Uncyc that end in .mp3? --68.42.246.27 00:21, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

OK, I restored it. But it still has the WiP tag on it, and if you leave it another 7 days without an edit, it will get deleted again. I suggest you get an account, then it can be moved into your userspace for you to work on at your leisure with no fear of deletion. When it gets finished, you can then move it back to the mainspace. Let me know if you want to give that a try. As to the mp3 thing, just do a search on "mp3", and in the advanced search box, tick only "file". There's probably a better way to do it, but that's how I roll. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:04, Jan 13

Mork and Mindy[edit source]

Hi

I would like to have Mork and Mindy page actually merge with Happy Days since that was a spin-off show...if there is a Happy Days Page, if not redirect it to User:MrCleveland/Mork and Mindy, and I'll get back to writing it into a full article...or not.

So whenever someone clicks on Mork and Mindy, they should get redirected to Happy Days.MrCleveland 17:33, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I'd put it in your userspace as requested, but you already have a copy there, so you don't need it. And as there's no Happy Days page, and we don't want redirects to userspace, I'll leave it as it is until your article is finished and ready to move back to mainspace. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:06, Jan 13

The UnSignpost you huffed this morning[edit source]

could you unhuff it, I was going to finish that. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:20, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

Never mind, I just saw that you started a new one. You want me to deliver it once you're done with it?Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:25, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that would be awesome, if you could. And if you wanna chip in and add anything to it, of course, be my guest! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:03, Jan 14
Actually, now that I say that, I'm done - wanna go deliver? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:00, Jan 14
It's here, BTW. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:55, Jan 14

WotY and WotNot[edit source]

The least I could do. --Nikau 14:08, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

You could contribute to the Buy UU a Porsche fund. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:26, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
Or the Buy Necropaxx a small African country fund. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 12:58, Jan 15 2010
I'd say buy Angola, the Cup of African Nations is being held there, you'll get double what you pay in revenues. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:45 • Friday, 15-01-2010
Non of those suggestions come under the heading of "least", though, do they? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:15, Jan 18

Damn[edit source]

Now I don't have exactly 42 bans anymore. But I'm actually grateful. Relentlessly avoiding bans was rather tiresome. Thanks for being your regular awesome self, UU! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:31, 14 January 2010

Ah, but now you have 42 plus 1 yes? It'll only be a matter of time until you rack up enough for your second 42 if you work hard enough at it.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  15 Jan 2010 ~ 08:36 (UTC)

Whore-o-scopes[edit source]

Whose dick do I have to suck around here to get horoscopes onto the UnSignpost? I saw you looking around the room trying to find someone to give you material to fill out the right-side content, and then I saw you ignore my raised hand and exclamations of "Ooo! Ooo! Pick me!" They used to put them on it you know, and I've been writing idiotic horoscope jokes for months now, quite consistently, and a whore spot for them on the UnSignpost is all I need to get more famous than I already am. So what's the deal? --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 10:46, January 16, 2010 (UTC) P.S. I also could have simply said something more humble like "Hey, do you think it might be fun to include my mildly amusing horoscopes on the UnSignpost like they used to back in the day? Whaddaya think?" If that approach works better with you, then ignore the above. Thanks.

Whose dick you gotta suck? Mine. Or UUs it's bassically the same thing. I'm his sock puppet you know?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:43 16 January 2010
It was a short issue, I decided to do it at pretty much the last minute, and I hacked it together off the top of my head. I'd be quite happy to add horoscopes in a future issue, as it cuts down on stuff I have to do myself! Pop a horoscope bit in the press room, either an article or just a single horoscope with the "click here for more horoscopes" type link for the right hand panel, whichever you fancy, and I'll gladly add it to the next edition. If I get round to writing it! ;-) Oh, and I generally prefer the second approach. Ta. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:14, Jan 18

so ah....[edit source]

Do you think we should ban everyone and feature Roak Band as the number 1 article for 2010? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:18, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Sounds like the best plan I've heard so far this year! Complete with an ümläüt-hëävy rëskïn öf the mäïn pägë, öf cöürsë! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:59, Jan 18 --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:59, Jan 18

Better late than later[edit source]

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Thank you
Geez, now don't I feel like an idiot. I forgot to thank you for voting me Noob of the Month...back in August 2009. While I disappeared shortly after receiving the award, I have now, like Spiderman, decided to live up the responsibility of wielding it's power. If you, like Jesus, can find it in your heart to forgive me, please send $1 to Forgetful Man P.O Box 5564 NSW, Australia.

Thanks for the vote. Sequence 05:46, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

You call that revenge?[edit source]

You know what this means, mister, don't you? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:04, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

You're gonna buy me ice cream? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:12, Jan 22

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit source]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:41, Jan 21

High five![edit source]

Great job on the Unsignpost, UU. Your stellar journalism brightened my day. Oh, and where is the SAotY (Sexy Admin of the Year) voting page? Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 01:41, Jan 22 2010

Glad you're enjoying it Necropaxx - I'm still not sure how long I can keep up with it: my boss has to notice I don't have all that much work to do soon, and then it'll be back to sneaking 5 minutes editing here and there! SAotY page? Second link on the left, then straight on 'til morning... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:29, Jan 22
Aw, and my vote was going to be something like this: Symbol for vote.svg It's the hotpants. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 17:09, Jan 22 2010
I knew it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:22, Jan 22

Hey![edit source]

Well, I agree your offer of making article about Mark Robinson better. Well, feel free to make any changes you see accurate.

However, I'd like to leave here some excuses:

  1. Well, I wrote this article few months ago. I think I've improved my English since that time but maybe it's only my impression. But please remember I have no contact with any foreigners in my country (with exception of my lacrosse coach who is American but he speaks broken Polish :)) and most of the time I need to figure out myself how to use English correctly. Most of the time I trie to compare it to my retarded Slavic language but again most of the time it makes no sense (Polish language :P). Actually, it would be nice if people here correct me sometimes when they see some obvious mistake I do. But still I started using articles (a, an, the) only because some people pointed out I've not been doing it :P. But still I'm unsure when to use which even I know the theory. And I also have some problems with tenses as English has simply too many of them and each Slavic tense cover few English tenses (e.g. past perfect, present perfect = same; present simple, present continous = same, etc. ) Otherwise how am I supposed to learn English, especially when English learning system in my country is an epic failure? :P
  2. Yes, I had known nothing about cricket but I found cricket really cool game and now I visit cricinfo.com nearly every day.
  3. The part about Mark Robinson being born of wicket refers to cricket slang of walking wicket and this refers to an absolutely terrible batsman who most of the time gets noughts. Seemed accurate to Mark Robinson :)

That's all from me. Then I wait for the results of your work over this article. Cheers. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:14, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Ptok - no need for excuses here, as I say, your English is far better than my Polish (for example) would ever, ever be! I have nothing but respect for people who write articles in a language that isn't their first - I could never do that. English is a wonderful and stupid language - one that drives on a parkway and parks on a driveway, for example - and I know enough native speakers who still struggle with many of the grammatical rules (most of my officem for instance!)
The "walking wicket" joke - hmm, I see what you're driving at, but it wasn't really that obvious. Maybe we can make it a little easier to see what you're driving at there. I'll roll up my sleeves and have a good old go at it soon, but right now, I have to head off to play my other sport of choice - football. Goals to be scored! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:25, Jan 23
Same here. Grammar and prose are still my prime pain in the ass when writing humour, even after a whole year of practice, and 14 of studying the fucking language at school. I lack style, and that's probably why I can't get a mainspace article featured.. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 10:23 • Tuesday, 26-01-2010

Thanks dawg[edit source]

Uncle-Dad.jpg Uncle-Dad thanks you in the only way he knows:
a long glass of moonshine and an hour with
his niece-wife.

...and thanks for the vote on Hollywood! IronLung 22:09, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

User:SPIKE/Q[edit source]

Sorry about the double redirect and thanks for fixing it! I'd normally take this to QVFD, now that it's in mainspace, but perhaps it should stick around because it's used as an example in the Forum? Spıke ¬  15:14 25-Jan-10

More Yorkshire is required[edit source]

I'm flying over to London for the day, and I just hope that your bloody transportation system won't collapse as usual. Eh? Eh? BTW, after showing the Yorkshire Airlines clip in a team meeting, it turns out that my boss is from Yorkshire.

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...

Anyways, can you possibly do me a favor? I need a stamp like PNG, red and semi opaque (so you can put it across article) that says: "Article disqualified by the International Elders of Zion Consortium" or something along these lines. Got time? Got milk? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:15, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Can do, how do you want it? Any particular style? Font? Angle? Size? Shape? When you say semi opaque, you mean transparent background, and semi-opaque red stamp that you can still read the article through, right? Supply the answers to these questions, grasshopper, and you shall have your png. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:58, Jan 26
Got back from the UK. UK border control is still an ass. But hey, I'm a bloody foreigner. So the answers are - no specific font/size/shape in mind as long as it resembles a stamp. Correct regarding the semi-opaque (I thought it was a standard term, did I make up words again?) ~Jewriken.GIF 20:48, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
No, standard term, just wanted to make sure you didn't want the background semi-opaque or anything like that. I'll try to rustle something up shortly. Also, don't you know our terror threat level over here is now "bound to happen, everyone panic like mad"? Shifty-looking types such as you can think themselves lucky we let you in at all, dammit! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:54, Jan 27
Border lady: How long are you going to stay?
Me: Just the day
Border lady: so when are flying back?
Me: ....This afternoon
Border lady: So where are you staying?
Me: ....I'm not staying

Is this is some bizarre English humor that I'm missing? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:04, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Hello Mr. UU[edit source]

I realized today that it's been a long time since I randomly wandered by and left a pointless comment on your talk page. So here it is. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:46, 26 Jan

Me wanders in. can i just use your loo? It's upstairs on the right, yeah?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:48 26 January 2010
Use the one on bottom floor, I'm using the one upstairs. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:01, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Haha...that's funny because I know someone named Lou. Oh, you silly English and your words.HELPME 22:08, January 26, 2010 (UTC)HELPME
Point of concern; how pointless does the comment have to be?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 01:48 (UTC)
Aardvark. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:51, Jan 27
That aardvark stole my ass. HELPME 02:00, January 27, 2010 (UTC)HELPME
I'm still busily fearing your mojo from MrN's talkpage, Opty. Nice to see you. But can you shut the door behind you after you've randomly wandered by? You seem to let all sorts of undesirables in, and I have to fetch the big broom, and it all gets messy, and then the police get called... It's more hassle than it's worth, it really is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:59, Jan 27
You'll have to forgive me, it's this new cologne - Eau De Mojo. The saleslady swore it would help me attract women. I think you can see how that's worked out. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:55, 27 Jan
Undesirable? I'm as undesirable as a big ham. Ladies. HELPME 21:21, January 27, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

Thanks[edit source]