User talk:Toratoritore

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  ~ T. (talk) 01:08, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Please

If you are going to edit an article, please do it all in one edit, remember, the 'Show Preview' button is there for a reason. Ya' Know? Demonbob 01:28, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Proxies

You were booted due to evadin' ban with proxies. Plead your case on here to the OP of your choice. I told you they hated proxies. 16:06, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

You are now unblocked at the IRC. <sannse> TomMayfair: tell her if she gets banned, to talk to the banner via pm, or on wiki - not to evade the ban. 17:14, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Images

Tigerpigs2 Tigerpigs 21:11, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

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I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

Hello

• Hello there, check my User page :D --—Braydie 19:10, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
• hehe, so what you up to at school? --—Braydie 19:23, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
• Err, nice, good luck! IRC isn't working for me atm. --—Braydie 19:27, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
• heh, thanks, that page is just a mixture other userpages that i liked, you can take it if you want. --—Braydie 19:35, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
• I am indeed, well not really :P What makes you think that? --—Braydie 01:12, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• lol, well not as fast as some peoples --—Braydie 11:24, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• Ouch, what was the convo about? and why don't you get some sleep?! --—Braydie 14:09, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Are you alright? --—Braydie 15:36, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• Haha, your last message, was.. err very wierd. There was lots of ideas all mixed up. So who said that you were all :D all the time? At least your sig is fun, mine's just boring black ;). --—Braydie 08:14, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
• "Still, Jesus on a Raptor rapes you. Next week, maybe. This must be some weird British-Scrabble." haha, that was a classic, Love. --—Braydie 21:03, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Yeah I voted for Jesus on a Raptor, it's a lot better than mine. Are you still banned from IRC? love --—Braydie 23:24, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Hehe, I changed the title for the section on my talk place to Lacey's talk place, hope you like it. love --—Braydie 14:53, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
• :) your welcome --—Braydie 16:39, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
• omg sorry, what kinda paper was it? love --—Braydie 20:07, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
• Ouch, I took chemistry for two years, god what a boring waste of my life that was. love --—Braydie 23:44, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

:)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the vote and the I love you :). -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:23, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Award

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for your vote. Without it, Democracy as we know it could've died.--Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:39, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Canadia

Whether it's dodging a draft or getting away from nice whether and proper diction, that's what Canada is therefore.

Thumb on the Nail, Nail on the Thumb is an idiom used to entertain studip people like myself. I can stare at that all day with the slightest comprehension; i think they call them koans.

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Thanks

Braydie has awarded you some sweets! For voting for HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble

love —Braydie 17:07, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:30, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

And happy new year. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:51, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

--—Braydie 19:57, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Chrimbo. Looks like this lot beat me to it though. Now my Tesco Value Card doesn't look so good... -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:51, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Does Oregon even celebrate Christmas? Probably too cool...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:35, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ! You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all. Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!

-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:17, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Truce?

How about this: You don't do anything that might remotely be construed as racist here or on IRC, and I don't list this vanity shite for deletion. Make no mistake, I have the power to get it deleted if I want to. But I'm feeling kind. Please reply here, but create a new section on my userpage with the heading of YES or NO, depending on your response. I will be on vacation for a week or two, and therefore unable to reply. Thank you again. :-) goshzillacorrespondence 12:41, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Fine. goshzillacorrespondence 13:41, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

No, not fine. What exactly are those ideals? goshzillacorrespondence 20:48, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Even though Brad had it won from the beginning. Thanks, I really appreciate it. --—Braydie 17:47, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

la la la lacey

Where have you been? —Braydie 03:19, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.