User talk:TigerManCP

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This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

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I figure you already know most of that^ already, but anyway dude... Welcome to Uncyclopedia. MrN 01:39. Jul 14

Nice work dude on your userpace, but... PLEASE use the 'Preview' button a bit rather than clicking 'save' every time. It helps everyone else if you do as it does not save the page every time. Thanks dude. MrN 17:39. Jul 14

Your edits to Stan Laurel

Hi, TigerManCP! You've done some good edits to this page, but I cannot firgure out why you deleted the last section. Although it wasn't perfectly written, it was still funny in places and certainly made this article look like an encyclopedia one, because, in its current shape, it's too short to be on VFH or even to be in the mainspace. It would be great if you put it back, perhaps after a good polishing, if it doesn't shine yet.

Another thing you might want to know is that on VFH, on VFD and on other such pages, you're only allowed one vote (per article). So use it wisely! :) Enjoy editing uncy! Anton (talk) 08:51, 7 August 2014 (UTC)

1 vote per user

You have been warned about this before. One vote man... You don't get 5 votes, it's annoying to clean it up. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:37, 9 August 2014 (UTC)

Now that you have been blocked twice for multiple voting: Please get the hint. You get one vote per article on VFH. You also need to stop QVFD'ing Fisher price. QVFD is for new articles predominantly, Fisher price is not new. And yeah don't edit other people's userpage, thats not cool. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:13, 9 August 2014 (UTC)

Indian Head Test Pattern

Is this article an abandoned work? If yes, could you, please, list it on QVFD, because it has no content apart from one image and its construction tag has already expired. Anton (talk) 15:59, 16 August 2014 (UTC)

Some of your articles

Hi there. I've noticed you've created a few articles that have been deleted because they are either incredibly short, exceedingly nonsensical or they're what I presume are tests. I thought that I should recommend that you start off new articles in your userspace instead of going straight to the mainspace. That way it's yours to work on at your own pace and it won't be at risk of being slapped with a WIP or an ICU tag nor will it be deleted on sight by an admin.

I would also like to recommend you read up on HTBFANJS. Creating an article consisting solely of "Suck mah dick hel y4h" is probably not going to win everybody over and one-liner articles about Hasbro consisting of "go fuck yourself" just won't work at all. That article will be a great starting point for you.

Could you also please keep test edits either within your userspace or the sandbox. Testing anywhere else makes life harder for the admins and then possibly harder for you if they're feeling bloodthirsty. You don't want another block, do you?

I just wanted to leave this here in the hope that you'll read it while you wait out your block. I hope you take some of this in and hopefully we'll see you writing something great real soon. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 14:50, 17 August 2014 (UTC)

Also I've moved your article on Oliver Hardy back to your userspace because it's very short. This will give you a chance to work on it without it being prone to being tagged and/or deleted. Remember to take into account what you've gathered from reading HTBFANJS whilst writing your article and you should be fine. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 14:58, 17 August 2014 (UTC)

Upon immediately shooting down the advice of Lost Labyrinth and in addition to all the other problems you've been having, I'm instituting a two-day ban from editing so that you can hopefully read your talk page and realize that you're doing stuff people don't like. Please take some time to think about your edits. -RAHB 18:42, 18 August 2014 (UTC)

Wow, and I just realized he already banned you yesterday and then you still moved that unfinished article back to mainspace. Next time it's a week, man. Get it together. -RAHB 18:44, 18 August 2014 (UTC)

Actually, TigerMan QVFD'ed his unfinished article immediately after moving it. It might have been an accidental move, and so I don't think it deserves another ban. Anton (talk) 19:40, 18 August 2014 (UTC)

The QVFD'd version was because he erroneously moved it to the Uncyclopedia namespace instead of the mainspace. He recreated the article in the mainspace (as opposed to just moving it) moments before he sent the other version to QVFD whilst leaving the mainspace copy as-is before it was deleted. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:05, 18 August 2014 (UTC)

Ah, ok. Sure! Anton (talk) 11:06, 19 August 2014 (UTC)

Please read your above messages

Title goes without saying. You have been banned for multiple voting before and you went and did it again today, hence why combined with all the other problems you have been having, you have been banned for 1 week. Please read the messages you have been left on this page carefully while you wait out the ban expiry. Next time the ban is 1 month - I don't want it to come to that and I'm sure you don't either, so take in what everybody else here has said, read through HTBFANJS and the Beginner's Guide and get a grip. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:48, 4 September 2014 (UTC)

Sue me

I'm very sorry, Lost Labyrinth.

Will it Block'd?

Lost Labyrinth, When you're reading this, Would you Please unblock me? :(

Then you need to understand why you were blocked. Please vote on VFH properly. If you reply to this "yes I understand and will only vote once on VFH" then you maybe will get unblocked, just bare in mind if you do get unblocked and do it again the next ban will be far longer than a week. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:52, 4 September 2014 (UTC)

Also stop endorsing yourself in child porn. Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:48, 6 September 2014 (UTC)

Danger

Yes, I understand and will only vote once on VFH. --Tiger Juice

Ok you have been unblocked. Do it again, and the ban will be much longer... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:07, 6 September 2014 (UTC)

Probation

I honestly can't believe it. After you get unblocked early for repeating that last round of bullshit, you come back and repeat another round of bullshit that you've already been banned for in the past (hint: don't move unfinished articles to the mainspace). Well now you're banned for 1 month and I wouldn't count on that getting reduced as easily as your last ban did, because it's clear that you need to take some time out to realise what you are doing wrong.

Once you're back, if you repeat any of the offences that you've been reprimanded for in the past then you will receive increasing ban lengths for each time you offend, starting at 1 day (then 2 days, 3 days, 4 days and so forth). These offences include:

• Voting multiple times on one VFH nomination.
• Creating unproductive VFD nominations.
• Creating userpages for other users.
• Persistently creating very short articles and moving them to the mainspace in an unfinished state.
• Creating numerous articles that are effectively vandalism.
• Failing to take in any advice or warnings given to you by others when caught doing any of the above.

You can appeal bans either here, via email or via IRC. The only way out of this is to realise what you've done wrong, take the time to read the advice given to you by others and stop doing what got you here in the first place. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:24, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Forget You

Dear Lost Labyrinth, Please re-unblock me! --Tiger Juice

Dude, you have been unblocked and reblocked numerous times already for doing the same sort of shit. You're testing everyone's patience. Take a couple of days to read the above message and BGBU. Seriously. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:49, 9 September 2014 (UTC)

And stop blocking me! --Tiger Juice

Then get the hint that you're not going the right way about editing here, take in what others have said to you and simply don't repeat the same bullshit that you have been doing countless times and then we won't have a reason to block you. Is it really that much to ask? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 16:02, 9 September 2014 (UTC)

Anyways, I'm now just stupid! I must to be funny. Not just stupid! --Tiger Juice, 18:56, 9 September 2014 (UTC)

Now just re-unblock me! --Tiger Juice, 16:29, 10 September 2014 (UTC)

I'm really not convinced that releasing you from a 1 month block after serving just 3 days is a good idea, especially seeing as you've pulled the same shit time and time again whilst not learning that it's not okay. Spend the next week or two actually reading over those articles (and not just their titles), learning from them and acknowledging what others have told you and maybe (and a pretty strong one at that) we'll think about letting you off early. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:28, 10 September 2014 (UTC)

Sorry

Yes, I understand and will only read the HTBFANJS and the Beginner's Guide. --Tiger Juice, 18:44, 12 September 2014 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAA

May I use the "Get Out of Uncyclopedia Jail Free" card to get unblocked? --Tiger Juice, 19:34, 12 September 2014 (UTC)

If I may intercede on behalf of my client, TigerManCP (he pays in penguins for some reason, but bloggers can't be choosers), a month is a very long time in the life of a Tiger. My client, who shall remain a Tiger, promises not to do whatever he did ever again, and will give head to those who request it. For those promises and deeds (my dad is getting head from Tiger now), I beseech the uncyclopedia powers that unbe to have mercy on Tiger, and give him a chance to ....Dad, you can't go twice in a row. No! Little Eddie wants his turn, and then the dog. Where was I? Oh, yes, please unblock-on-the-clock this fine and outstanding user. I am but a humble servant of the poop throwing monkeys, Aleister 14:42 13-9-14

Sue me still

Please unblock me. --Tiger Juice

But why should we? An unblock request should include you acknowledging what you did wrong (mainspacing very short articles instead of writing them out fully) and making a promise to cease and desist doing that under pain of being pushed into a volcano head first. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:35, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

Okay, I'll go ahead and make that change. --Tiger Juice

Ok, I made the change. I'll show you the request soon. --Tiger Juice

UNBLOCK REQUEST: The expiry time will be changed from "Infinity" to "December 1, 2014" at "8:30am". --Tiger Juice

Lost Labyrinth, When you're reading this, PLEASE UNBLOCK ME TOMORROW! :( --Tiger Juice

So this is you promising to cease and desist silly activities? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:46, 1 December 2014 (UTC)

Yes. --Tiger Juice

Very yes. --Tiger Juice

UN:OFFICE

Seriously, read your special rules and take what they say on board. This is your absolute last chance, fuck up again I will not only ban you forever, but your talk page access and e-mail access will be revoked on the spot, as well as your access to IRC. In other words, if you screw up one more time it is over in a forever like fashion and there will be no worming your way out of it. You're welcome to write articles and do the stuff everyone else does but PLEASE read HTBFANJS, LOTS OF FEATURED ARTICLES and above all make sure they are long enough BEFORE you put them in mainspace (unless you have a {{construction}} on it). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:35, 1 December 2014 (UTC)

Ok. Thank you. I will listen and read HTBFANJS, BGBU, and the above messages. --Tiger Juice

Announcement

Guess what? I'm unblocked! Yay! --Tiger Juice

Adult Swim

Hi TigerMan! Sorry, but Adult Swim is still not ready for mainspace. It's short and the only joke I see is that adult swim begins after children leave the swimming pool. Ok, but can you develop that? One phrase and a quote aren't enough to get the reader into the article and then out of it. Anton (talk) 17:21, 6 December 2014 (UTC)

TigerManCP has been told again and again not to mainspace ridiculously short articles. According to his UN:OFFICE restrictions, he should be banned for 24 hours. However, Frosty has previously stated that another violation will result in an indefinite ban. I will block him for the 1 day period and discuss this matter further with Frosty. Thanks for trying to help, Anton. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:04, 6 December 2014 (UTC)

UNBLOCK REQUEST: Please unblock The Tiger Man on December 29, 2014 at 6:30am in the morning. --[Redacted IP address] (IP talk page) 04:32, 29 December 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, we're not falling for that yet again. See you when your block is scheduled to expire. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:48, 29 December 2014 (UTC)