User talk:The Rover
Welcome![edit source]
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Excuse[edit source]
Great idea, keep working on it. You might want to use {{WIP}} to protect it for 7 days (so you can work on it). —Braydie 05:41, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- Ok, it's at User:The Rover/Excuse now, it will be safe there. —Braydie 01:28, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for your vote[edit source]
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Cheers!! Hi. Dave here. I just wanted to take the time out from my busy schedule to thank you for voting for UnCameron in the VFH elections and reward you with this rather fetching rosette. We had an encouraging voter turnout of 25. Go electorate! Now the hard work begins. I promise to put my beliefs into practice and make this website a bluer place (and greener. Mustn't forget the environment. We have a tree now). Once again, thanks. – Dave
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-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 20:09, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
meh[edit source]
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Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. Remember: The Power Is Yours! |
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- "No," said the little man, "that is not my cow."
- "Then who's fucking cow is it?" inquired the agent.
- "It must be that weird guy's cow"
- "Oh, that one who writes the unrelated dialog on segments of user pages initially intended just to thank users for voting on his articles?"
- "That's the one. I think his name is
21:04, 9 March 2007 (UTC)"