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Archived[edit source]

Because I felt like it. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:03, 12/28/2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:55, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit source]

Your signature is too tall, and other issues[edit source]

For one, your signature is too tall. Please make the image a maximum of 15px tall or Olipro will bum you. In fact, he'll probably bum you anyway, but just... fix it, will you?

Also, making the popout thing such that what one would be trying to click on, the link to your userpage, move out of the way when they try to click on it, that's just annoying, so please don't do that, either.

And that brings me to your userpage itself - it's your userpage, which is supposed to be something about you and also has various technical uses besides that, such as the links in the toolbox. You're welcome to redirect it to your user talk page if you don't want to have a userpage, but don't redirect it to random other pages, especially not ones with most of the interface, including the 'redirected from' text, removed.

Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:29, 9 January 2012

@Athyria: Done, and also done. Is my sig short enough yet? ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 00:55, 01/10/2012
Maximum 15px tall. That's 20px. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:57, 10 January 2012
Okay, Zombiebaron fixed it for you. Thank you for your cooperation. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:00, 10 January 2012
@Athyria: Thank Zombiebaron for me, will ya? I'm also uploading a smaller version of the image so you can read the words better. ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 03:40, 01/10/2012

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:03, 12 January 2012

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:08, 19 January 2012

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/God's userpage[edit source]

  1. Once you tag it you have 24 hours to complete the request. If you're not gonna be able to do it in 24 hours, let someone know.
  2. If there are articles needing reviewing that stretch back 3 months it's ideal to do the older articles first.
  3. If Lyrithya sees that you haven't acted in 24 hours she'll spank you.

Pup 02:40 20 Jan '12

Unrelated - UnTunes:Goodbye_facebook_screen_(Social_Networking_the_wind) needs someone to redo the song who has a singing voice that doesn't sound like a cat being dragged backwards through a sausage maker. Pup 02:46 20 Jan '12

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/God's userpage[edit source]

Did you forget? If that's the case, consider this a reminder to actually do it; technically we're supposed to finish reviews within a day of booking them, and while most of us have been failing in that regard of late, it's still nice to at least try. If, on the other hand, you can't do the review after all, please just leave a note on the review request cancelling the booking (and saying you can't do it after all), preferably sooner rather than later. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:57, 20 January 2012

Oh, how odd... there's a puppy who just said the same thing, and some other stuff. Well... uh, let that emphasise the importance. Yeah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:58, 20 January 2012

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/God's userpage[edit source]

I did warn you. Pup 11:42 20 Jan '12

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:29, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:11, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:25, 10 February 2012

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:58, 18 February 2012

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 1 March 2012

My ancestors are turning over in their grave (yes, they all go into one grave)[edit source]

Hello, and thank you for creating and delivering the Perv of the Month award. I had to clean the feces and other liquids off of it, and then I locked it into my trophy case with triple-locks and snake poison on the locks so nobody tries to put more liquids onto it. This is the proudest moment of my life, and it's all due to you. Thanks! Aleister 11:16 1-3-'12

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:47, Apr 5

We're only at 6,115[edit source]

Apparently, Forum:Count to a million has been abandoned. Why?? --Qzekrom sig button.gifalkies 23:39, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

It happens all the time. Someone will make another change eventually. I try to get there once a week or so. Nominally Humane! 10:32 07 Apr

UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside![edit source]

--Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:55, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

You won![edit source]

Along with Sockpuppet of an unregistered user.


Magician of the Month Magician of the month March 2012

So it's like you won, except not. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:26, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th April 2012[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:54, Apr 19

UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:51, Apr 26

On Talking Pineapples[edit source]

Please help me write this. --Qzekrom sig trans.gif This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 02:04, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum[edit source]

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya Nominally Humane! 03:20 07 May

@PuppyOnTheRadio: My attention has been brought to it. It has also been brought to the fact that you have been banned and the threat has been locked so I can't edit it. Man! ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 20:46, 05/13/2012


I would like to bring your attention to me BECAUSE I AM TEH AWSEMZ!!!!11!!111!1one!1!!11eleven!11!!1elevenhundred!!1!1![edit source]

Yes, I am back! /shakes THS's hand Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 01:34, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

Yay! (Pops a bottle of champagne for Aimsplode, then proceeds to bore him with everything that has happened since he got banned.) ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 01:52, 05/18/2012

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012[edit source]

--EMC [TALK] 00:13 May 25 2012


Made a new sig[edit source]

Thought I'd come to you first to show it off. Any tips, etc? AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 14:53, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

@HGA: Hi! Love the new sig. Nice and short compared to your previous one. Also love how the whole thing is in superscript, I feel Uncyc doesn't have enough superscript signatures. You might, however, either considering making the HGA in a bigger font, or not in superscript, because suppose someone using a touchpad or touchscreen computer tries to click on the G to get to your talkpage, but accidentally misses and clicks on the A to get to your porn-laden contributions. That would not be good. Just saying. Otherwise, you have a pretty modern sig there Aimsplode. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 21:22, 06/06/2012
I don't know if you're supposed to use superscript in signatures but meh. Just saying. --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 02:02, June 10, 2012 (UTC)

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:07, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 00:47, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

My latest UnNews[edit source]

Please rise to salute the new and improved United States of America®. --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 20:35, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:20, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?[edit source]

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 21:26, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

New section[edit source]

I'm not done with my forum yet! User:Matthlock/sig2 21:51, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Whoa man[edit source]

You're only fifteen years old? Whoa, that's neat! I'm sixteen. When's your birthday?

Oh also, you have new messages on my forum (look under the band section.) :D User:Matthlock/sig2 18:43, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Yep. I'm going to be sixteen on September 10. Also, I've seen it. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 18:52, 07/07/2012
You still here man? I think you should look again at the new section you just made. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:33, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
You've got new messages in the Zappa section of my forum. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:32, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
And the answer to one of your questions can be found at the bottom of this section User:Matthlock/sig2 17:04, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

My first YouTube video[edit source]


I'm not saying it's the best, but it's the first one I've submitted. (It was something me and my friends recorded on my camera.) Could you tell me about some of your videos and give me the links where I can find them? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:15, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

We've got a boner for news! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:57, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

You're a musician[edit source]

How would you like to help me with the lyrics with a song I'm writing? People liked it so far, but I didn't know where to take after the first five lines.

Here goes:

Hey there ladies!


Do you wanna blow me?


Do you wanna lay me?


Do you wanna grind me?


Do you wanna pay me?


That's all I got. Any ideas? User:Matthlock/sig2 21:51, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Methinks it needs a kazoo in it. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 00:07, 07/20/2012

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier![edit source]

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 15:24, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Sometimes I get so horny[edit source]

I'm planning on writng an UnTunes. It's going to be a parody of "Pale Blue Eyes" by the Velvet Underground. I already got the first verse worked out, as you can see by the title of this section. You can cololab too on this UnTunES IF YOU 'D LIKE TOO. Sorry if this doesn't make too much sense, but the computer I'm on right now is really slow and I have freally fast fingers, so it's sort of a conflict between the two. Anyway, yeah, would you like to collab on this UnTune? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:16, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

I got your message. Here's the link. I'm amazed that you don't listen to the VU.
Also can you nominate me as Perv of the Month? I got a full reason right here. Yes, I really wrote this perverted story all on my own. I've written a ton of other vandal articles you can look at, although there's none I like more than this disgusting, hilarious, original, semi-Malcolm McDowell-inspired article.
Anyway, cheers! User:Matthlock/sig2 18:45, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
I added a few more lyrics to the song. I think the song should be called "(Linger on My) Big Hard Dick". Obviously, it's going to be on sex, or the lacking thereof. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:20, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:11, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:31, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Vandals[edit source]

While more activity on this site would be nice, I figured out what would happen if things stayed as they are right now:

  1. With nobody to push around, the Active Admins will get bored and leave.
  2. With the current admins, we'll need new admins.
  3. With less active users, there'll be fewer people to vote for as admin.
  4. I'll be around here for a long time, so there's a chance I could be admin someday.
  5. And when I'm admin, it'll be happy fun time for everyone. YAY!

What do you think? User:Matthlock/sig2 17:45, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks...[edit source]

For voting me as Perv of the Month. As a reward, I will not bang your girlfriend. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:32, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:56, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

I'm starting to work on an article on Jerry Garcia[edit source]

It's right here if you want to pitch in. You can provide me with photos, as well as Grateful Dead lyrics or Grateful Dead trivia to put some more satire into the article and make it amusing to Deadheads as well. I do like to keep my current pitch as it is right now (as I went over the first eighteen years or so of his life), but you can help in any way you'd like: honestly, all I did was copy and paste the Wikipedia article onto a word document. Went home, read it, and while I was reading it, I typed up the current article on notepad. You could help out as I am not a Deadhead myself (in fact the only Grateful Dead song I've listened to, or moreover enjoy listening to, is "Casey Jones"). I'm pretty sure the Dead made about 30 albums, so you could put in song lyrics to make it funnier. NOTE: Don't altar the stuff I put about his nine fingers. Help any way you'd like, I don't mind, Deadhead.

P.S. For communication purposes, it'd be better if you'd leave the messages on my talk page so we'd have an easier time talking back and forth to each other (it takes about two minutes or so to load your talk page on my computer and I don't like that). User:Matthlock/sig2 22:02, October 31, 2012 (UTC)


Hay[edit source]

Just give me the editied code. Here is the current one for my sig as in prefs: {{SUBST:User:Aimsplode/sig5}}<sub><small><font color="DD0000">{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</font></small></sub>


Edited the hell out of that thing. HGA (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Unterstützung des Dritten Reich!15:36 14 November 2012

So...[edit source]

You changed names? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 00:54, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you![edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 20 '12 9:13 (UTC)

Forum:Yrtneg=Mnidaydwisww[edit source]

This was supposed to be known - it's not a sockpuppet, it's my old username. I changed it because Mnidaydwisww was hard to remember for lots, so I went in IRC one day and told emc to block User:Mnidaydwisww so I could become Yrtneg. And he just unblocked Mnidaydwisww, I'm not sure why. Hopefully you understand :) — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Nov 22 2012 05:20

Oh, sorry. I thought it was because of some other reason-- and that's why he blocked Œñt as well. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 05:56, 11/22/2012
No prob — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Nov 22 2012 15:25

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 29 '12 5:32 (UTC)

Winner[edit source]

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:36, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
Wow! Thank you, this has been a big honor. I stuck the badge on my favorite shirt, right underneath and to the right of the Star Trek badge. I then tossed said shirt in the washing machine, which will probably cause both badges to melt. Truly this was a special day for me. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 06:00, 12/02/2012

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 13:07 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 14:11 (UTC)

I don't know what's going on...[edit source]

... but stay Happy. And a Spaceman. Gotta run and watch some more tragedy porn. Aleister 1:33 15decemb12

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:37 (UTC)