User talk:Spasticfreak

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There is no need for a 'placeholder' article. If you are going to create a page a week later, you don't need to put a 'I will make this later' message in it with one line. All I did with this edit was change your UNDER CONSTRUCTION. patience for a week please. into the wikitemplates expressing the same sentiment. --Splaka 04:52, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Reply to Splaka[edit source]

Cool, thanks. I've finished the Shimon Peres page, hope you like. But I'm still working on the video game, which I see now will require a few more background articles.

I added to Arab-Israeli Conflict (video game) to help you out. I adding in some recent events and more funny dialog. Plus I added a scorecard for those who are confused. I even adding in the cause of it, over whose land it was, at the beginning. +5000 years ago it was the Israelis, +3000 years ago the Arabs invaded and took it over, +2500 years ago Alexander the Great took it over, +2000 years ago the Roman empire took it over, +1000 years ago the Ottoman and Persian Empires took it over (crusades), The Knights Templar took it back, other Crusades happened, then the Ottman Empire and Persian Empire took it back +700 years ago, +50 years ago WWII ended the Persian and Ottoman empires and the Brits gave the land back to the Israelis, but the Palestein and Lebanon states tried to take it back and it has been a land grab war ever since. That is the land grab in a nutshell. Arabs claim Allah promised them the land and Israelis claim G-d promised them the land. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 19:52, 20 August 2006 (UTC)