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Purity?

Over-rated, if you ask me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:19, Sep 24

*sigh*... true, never seems to last very long anyway.
Also: Hello UU, nice of you to drop by, hope all is well ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:22, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Second-in-line

A familiar situation, if you ask me. Hi Sonje! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:23, 24 September 2009

Hi Socky, nice to see you too ^_^ Better late then never, eh ;)
Also: Sorry about not doing your Miley Cyrus song yet. I've been swamped. I'll get to it eventually. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:26, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
No problem. If it gets done eventually, I'll be more than happy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:32, 24 September 2009
Bless your patient little Belgian heart ;) --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:34, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
User:Miley Spears is a Miley Cyrus fan, not surprisingly. But she seems to take jokes about things she likes well, and she'd probably like to see that when it's done. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:34, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

So I just watched Final Destination 4

It was awsome, please tell me you're also a fan of the series because then we can go over every little detail. Several times.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:39 24 September 2009

Er... Sadly I have not yet seen the latest installment. And even sadder still... I am not a huge fan. But you may attempt to convert me with your fervour if it pleases you to do so. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:17, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

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Spiritual Noob Ninjastar

I noticed you awarded this to Sog1970, which I think is very nice. You might want to consider User:Miley Spears. She was here for one day, then gone for a month and a half, then returned and made over 700 edits in her first month, not counting that one day. She improved some articles, began some, and wrote Brooke Shields which was featured (while it was featured after her first real month, she wrote it before then). She was actually nommed twice for NotM, but was disqualified on a technicality. I might do it myself, but I'm her adopted "son" and I'm still a noob here myself, so I don't feel I'm qualified to make that decision. Plus I think it would mean more if it came from someone else. Thanks for considering her. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:54, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Hi Why. That spiritual noob thing wasn't an actual award. Its just a ninja star. Anyone can give a ninja star and you can name it whatever you want. You can find a whole bunch of them here. Awards around here are not really important, contributions are, so if your adopted mommy missed out on NoTM, she should keep writing and maybe one day she'll get WoTM, which is way better anyway. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:01, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. NotM King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:31, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
I ripped off your idea and created Spirtual Noob Ninjastar which I added to Uncyclopedia:Ninjastars. I hope you don't mind.
Spiritual Noob Ninjastar
King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:48, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Not at all, well done, that looks great. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:12, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! One other question; the way it comes up now, the image is in a white square. You think it would look better without the white background? (See example here). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:12, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Also do you have a program that can get rid of the white background quickly and easily? I'm using a really old, primitive, discontinued program to do manipulations, and it would take me a while to do it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:53, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Sure, I can make the background transparent, but it would be easier to do if you give me a link to the original little cherub pic you used. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:50, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
Never mind. I fixed it. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:53, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! The cherub image is actually from Le Printemps (The Return of Spring) by William-Adolphe Bouguereau (1886). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:33, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
I take it you feel Mr. Bouguereau's work encapsulates the very essence of spiritual noobism? O_o --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:09, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
To me, that particular painting does. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  15:26, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
I took the liberty of replacing the generic star in Sog1970's SSN with the new, improved version. I hope you don't mind. (And if you do, you can always give me a spanking). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:07, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

A word from your new insect computer WotM

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Thank you so much

for supporting my nomination for Writer of the Month.

I would like to take this opportunity to announce my shift away from writing. The reason is very simple.

As the intelligence of the average Internet user has exponentially decayed, Internet media in general has seen major paradigm shifts, from newsgroups to webcomics to lolcats. Clearly writing is dying, and Photoshop is taking its place. Visual puns such as the one at left are just as funny, and take massively less effort.
Get it? MacMania? A Macintosh wearing a Scottish kilt (because the username begins with "Mac") gone mad (and therefore transformed into a Dalek)? Oh, forget it, I'm sticking to writing.


But of course I jest. Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:33 2 Oct 2009]

It's almost time, you sexy judge you

Poo Lit ends on the 18st. After that, from 19-25rd, you have to judge (leave your choices here by the start of the 26st). Before that, keep an eye on your category. I'm not saying all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. What I'm saying is all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:17, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

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Possible request

You're Scottish aren't you, I read that somewhere? And you're /me shuffles uncomfortably/ female. Well I recently wrote this (for the PLS). It'd be amazing if we could get an audio together for it. If you're interested would you be able to do the voice of Tricia? If you're game for that you could also help build the audio together (I presume your savvy with that sort of thing) from everyone else that does the other voices (do you know anyone that can speak German with a decent acent?). it'll also have to wait untill the PLS is over. If not or you don't have time or aren't as savvy with audio splicing as I presume you are that's OK. I didn't even think about an Audio until just now but it would make it infinantly funnier. If not I'll write something I can record more or less byself and learn how to do it properly. Just thought I'd throw the idea out there.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:15 19 October 2009

I live in Scotland, but I'm South African, so my accent is in point of fact South African... which may not work for Tricia. But I am indeed mildly audio splicingly savvy as you so eloquently put it. So I'll see if one of my /whispers softly/ female friends are keen. As for the German-ness, Guildy is quite the nazi enthusiast so he may be able to mimic an impressive German accent. There must be some actual germans here though. Looks like a good article though, will make a funny recording, let me know how you get on. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:51, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Oh I will, and ta for your support, I think I could really turn this into something special. As it is it's a bit raw. I hammered it out on four hours and twentyfive edits. I don't honestly expect it to win. And hows life? Not seen you around so much and Uncyc is suffering the loss of it's picture queen.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 05:15 19 October 2009
NaturalBornKeiler is German. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:58, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
I was gonna say that. You can probably find him on the German Uncyclopedia if he isn't responding here. WHAT now??? Tuesday, 16:59, Oct 20
Not to interupt your discussion, but our promising Noob BlueSpiritGuy is also from South Africa. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:42, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Heeeey, Sonje. Maybe you know him!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:07 21 October 2009
Aw thanks Orian :) Sadly, real life has made it difficult to be on Uncyc as much as I used to but I'll come back properly when shit quiets down. As for the new South African, no, I don't know him, but I shall go speak to him, the is indeed a promising noob, that Julius Malema article is gold! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:56, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Sonje!

Hey! Yes it is great to meet other South Africans who don't wish to stab you and take your money. Thanks for dropping by on my talk page and saying hi. Also, thanks for the advice on improving Julius Malema. I'll definitely make use of it. I'm just having trouble placing the images, so I'm maybe going to ask you to help me move them around when I'm done, as it looks like your quite the image-person-expert. I also saw that you are working on a little 2010 something... I was also planning on doing a HowTo:Survive 2010 and would like you to help with that if you find the time. I've already got a draft article lying around somewhere on my desk. Or on the floor. Or in the bin. But it is here somewhere, and incidentally it is missing pictures. --BlueSpiritGuy 12:10, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Oh and, verstaan jy Afrikaans? Ekt net gewonder. Dit sal nogal iets wees om Afrikaanse gebruikers op die webwerf te kry.--BlueSpiritGuy 12:10, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Ja ek verstaan Afrikaans, ek is 'n soutie maar ek is half Afrikaans. Ek kom van Pretoria af maar ek bly nou in Skotland. Anyway, ek het begin met 'n 2010 article maar skryf is nie my sterk punt nie. Ek verkies om prentjies te maak. Ek het 'n alternatiewe logo gemaak wat jy kan gebruik as jy 'n artikel gaan skryf - hier. Ek sal 'n bietjie die images op daai Malema aricle rond skuif. You'll get used to the formatting thing, it just takes practice. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:18, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Afrikaans? Hmm, I learnded one word in said lingo from a Roy of the Rovers story in my youth. "Lekker". Man, do I sound like a native or what? I imagine I'd blend right in with a vocabulary as expansive as that! (This is where you tell me it's a word they made up for a story in a comic and shatter my illusions totally). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:12, Oct 21 13:12, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
No, lekker is a word used daily by Afrikaners. It means nice, but is often used in the same way as cool. And trust me, you'll get pretty far with only that one word.--BlueSpiritGuy 13:29, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
I'm amazed that my level of Dutch is actually suffice to understand (nearly) everything you wrote. Yay mee! Ik ben heel slim! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:20, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Dit is 'n aangename verassing! Wie sou nou kon dink. Ek bly in Bloemfontein, het ook amper Skotland toe emigreer 'n hele rukkie terug, maar toe nie. Dis jammer, daai rokkies lyk gemaklik. But it would probably be better to use English so that other users don't think we're gossiping. Unless we are gossiping, then we can use Afrikaans, and our two new natives can join in. I saw your logo, very impressive! I'm definitely going to use it, but I'm only going to seriously start working on the article mid November, got a few exams before then. I'll let you know since I'm gonna need help on the images. And thanks for fixing Julius for me, really appreciate it. I'll try to find some pics for the second halve of the article. And don't worry if you're busy, I'm in no hurry. --BlueSpiritGuy 13:25, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
That's so sexy. When I grow up I'm going to have a harem filled with Afrikaans-speaking women wearing French maid costumes. Right after I'm done with my harem of Greek girls swimming in a pool of mineral oil. (Which will come after my nun harem.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:11, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Very clever indeed Grampidillo :) I understand Dutch most of the time also but I don't speak it very well. And Bluespiritguy is right, UU, 'lekker' is an acceptable response to most questions and statements in Afrikaans ^_^
Are you a kovsie then BSG? Or are you still at school? Anyway, good luck with the articles and exams, feel free to pop round if you need help with anything or to gossip ;)
Funny you should mention that Syndrome, I just got myself a new nun outfit yesterday. Sadly, I am not ready to commit to any harem related activities at this juncture. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:15, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Dis korrek dame Sonje, ek is 'n Kovsie. Finale jaar, so dis nou my laaste eksamens. Maar voor ek te veel van my identiteit weggee gaan ek nou eers weer gaan swot. 'n Mens is mos veronderstel om eintlik anoniem te bly hier? Netnou kom jaag Julius se trawante my. Dankie vir die hulp. Think I'm just gonna move that one picture of Julius Malema eating back to the left, I like it right below the caption saying Recent Personal Life. Or what do you think? Anyway, I'm off for now...--BlueSpiritGuy 19:12, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

And also

Wikus.jpg Wikus van der Merwe thanks you for voting for BlueSpiritGuy as NotM. Because you did this he will not shoot you with his big fokken alien robot. As long as you leaves his cat food out.

Don't know Wikus? Go watch District 9 loser

And thanks for helping me with the images of Julius Malema. Soos ek gesê het, ek moet nou eers bietjie swot, maar ek sal weer rondom die 14de November terug wees, dan sal ek vir Julius heeltemal klaarmaak en aan daardie 2010 artikel begin werk. --BlueSpiritGuy 18:13, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

PS: Hope you've seen District 9
Lol! I enjoyed Wikus tremendously :D Can't wait for the sequel. And well done with NoTM thing, you are indeed a promising noob. Voorspoed met die eksamens ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:13, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

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Pedobear through the years

I did an image of Pedobear through the years for the Pedobear article (which is not mine). It's at File:Pedobear 4 versions.jpg. The first and last image are complete ripoffs, and the middle two are semi-ripoffs, as I played with an image of Mickey Mouse and with Felix the Cat. To get the references, you either have to read the description or see it near the bottom of the Pedobear article. I just wanted your opinion--do you think I need another image in between 1928 and 1975? Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:01, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Also the Pedobear image at the very bottom in the PBS template is my original, although it's inspired by images of Pedobear and the text is a complete ripoff. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:06, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

I don't think you neccesarily need another, unless you think of something really appropriate. A significant animated bear from the 60s or 70s... Yogi bear perhaps? The ones you have done so far are fine, except the Mickey Mouse one, his face is grossly out of proportion. I would re-do that one. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:36, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for your comment. A Yogi Bear ripoff sounds like a definite possibility; it fits the timeline as Yogi was big in the 1960s to 1970s. The other characters all have about a 25 or 30 years gap in between, so I thought I could use another in the middle. Mickey-Bear's head is out of proportion to what, his body or to the other characters, or something else? Do you have suggestions--should something be bigger, smaller, etc? Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:46, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know how to explain it exactly. The face doesn't look right. Could you send me a link to the original Mickey you used then I can try and show you. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 03:55, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
It's here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:32, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
How's this for a proper explanation? The nose on that pedobear doesn't take into account the 3D shape of his nose. I will post a quick sketch in a second. --monika 05:06, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Pedobearpov.jpg

Yes, I see what you're saying; thanks. It has to do with the primitive way I made the image, which involved cutting from Mickey, cutting from Pedobear then pasting onto Mickey and warping into shape, along with other changes such as getting rid of the shorts and the shoes. I didn't alter the nose enough. The perspective on the eyes isn't the same as on the nose, so I'll need to change either the nose or the eyes. Although it's funny because Disney's original drawing of Mickey Mouse has Mickey's ears in the wrong place and his mouth on the side of his face--I think that's what threw off my perspective. But Disney was fantastic at doing characters and I'm just cutting and pasting. Thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:27, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
I see Mickey's ears as kind of like Pedobear's legs. Both use the wrong amount of perspective to look natural to human eyes - Pedobear's too much and Mickey's too little. --monika 06:38, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Request :P

Hey Sonje... If you ever have some spare time, can you mebe help me with a book cover for my latest UnBook: My unusual relationship with a half-punctured volley ball by the name of Wilson and even some suggestions or whatever for what images to use? It's still in the process of being written, but should be finished soon :)

Please with an oreo cookie on the top :D

Thanks :) Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 21:19, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Sure thing, I'll have a read through and let you know. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:37, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks very much! :D Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 06:12, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

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Hey my little picture button

Could you work some of your witchcraft and produce a similar book cover for this as you did for this? I think this picture would be good for the back ground. And then if you could find the same zombie picture for the the sort of translucent thing you did last time that'd be awsome (if you can't find teh same don't worry too much, I'm kinda on teh fence about what I actually want anyway (and don't you dare make some bisexual joke about that because I will find you)). Only if you have time though, not sure how difficult a request this is. Thanks in advance!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:05 9 November 2009

Also hows the sex change comming along?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:05 9 November 2009

Okay, you mangy colonists.

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:47, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Image Request

Could you possibly make a image of Kanye West eating a twinkie, its for an UnNews Im doing. Thanks--Eye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:53, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hey Sonje

Wow, it's been a while. Are you still around? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:29, 18 November 2009

Seems Like It's Been Forever since I talked to you.

So how's it going? Are you still gettin around? Are you still a female? Do you still worship me? CheddarBBQ+Talk=YUMYUM 19:05,21November,2009

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ATTENTION COLONIZER

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:35, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations!

On getting the people's vote for Potatochoper of the Year. As it is tradition here that POTYs chop their own template, please do so, when you come back (soonish I hope...). So in short - come back dammit! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

I concur....a much deserved award, also come back. We needs you. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thank you, I intend to return as soon as I can. I am currently in Africa with very limited internet access. I'll try to time my return to co-incide with the Oscars so that I can get some pointers for my acceptance speech :P Miss you guys :D -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:56, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
Nice to see you drop by Sonje, and I'll add my congratulations. Any chance of a quick comment on your deserved win for this week's signpost, or do I make something up? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:03, Feb 1

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The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

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Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

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UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

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Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:47, Apr 2 2010 UTC

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Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum
Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 1 May

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