User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive4

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Fucked with a knife

You have been officially and exclusively raped by Mahm00shA. Mahm00shA™, Together Towards The Bottomless Pit. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 39:97 Cockember 32 578 BC

Lies! Horrible lies! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:35, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

ORLY?This article has just been ~~ruined~~ edited by ~~an idiot~~ a genius.12:39, 07 1 12:39, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Tenderly carressing your balls with my foot

Is it good, baby? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:33, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Your feet are smelly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:35, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. And you love it! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:35, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

And you love my huge balls. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:37, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, my. What have I stumbled onto? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:26, Jun 6

What haven't I stumbled into. I mean onto. This article has just been ~~ruined~~ edited by ~~an idiot~~ a genius.12:39, 07 1 12:39, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah. More admirers for my balls. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

HEY!! MY foot is stuck in this hole, and won't come out, no matter how much I jiggle it!! This article has just been ~~ruined~~ edited by ~~an idiot~~ a genius.12:39, 07 1 12:39, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks abunch...

For that miniscule, tiny edit of my VFH Thank-you template. ;) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:26, Jun 6

You're very welcome. =D —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:42, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry for blanking a page i figured it out and am posting tons of youtube--Youtubevideoadder 03:34, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

'Kay. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:50, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the cleanup(s)

I don't check my old articles nearly as often as I should, so I just wanted to say thanks for keeping "Africa" free of cruft and vandalism in the interim. You rock!

PS: I noticed you changed the main image (Africasad.JPG). While I like the effect, the new one is even more pixellated than the original (which I made in my embarrassing MS Paint/.jpeg stage of image-making). If you send me the original file you used to make the background, I'd be happy to whip up a crisper version -- in the meantime, I'm replacing it with a new and improved version of the original. --Jordanus 04:32, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I was also thinking about cleaning up the cons list a bit. Maybe with some formatting it might look somewhat better. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:49, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I already cleaned it up a bit and rewrote the hidden guidelines to try to make the rhyming structure more clear. Feel free to make whatever formatting changes you think are best -- I wasn't aware there was that much you could do to spruce up a list, and would like to see what you do with it!

Oh, and thanks for the image source -- I'll get the new version up soon.--Jordanus 03:31, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh man! You're the one who wrote Africa?! Just for the record, Jordi, it is the article that made me stay in uncyclopedia, I laughed so fucking hard at it and I registered right after I had finished reading it :) thanks Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

06:43 June 7 '09

Fucking awesome, Mahm00shA. I did some good work here, but was never as active as most of the regulars, so it feels great to have inspired someone. Although now I'm a bit embarrassed for having lapsed! Good luck in all you do here, man. --Jordanus 02:13, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

The new image looks magnificent! I tried formatting the list. Make alterations as you see fit. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:05, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

No problem. And thanks for the formatting makeover, it looks perfect. Definitely kills that endless scrolling that disrupted the article. I'll monitor to make sure that new additions don't break the layout. --Jordanus 02:13, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Okay. Good luck. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:10, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the various cleanups and helping me when I did not have a ****ing clue. This page was ~~ruined~~ edited by ~~an idiot~~ a genius on

Ooh look! A template has appeared!

CHEERS!
Why, thank you for voting for my recently featured article. It's nice to know that you also enjoy laughing at gullible people getting their comeuppance. You're obviously as funny in the head as me!
(Not that you're funny in the head or anything.
Well, you are a bit. But in a good way, I promise!)
Nameable 16:12, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

=) Nameable ((mumble)) 09:04, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

The love! The drama! But most of all, the complete lack of romance! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:20, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm fucking magical

Or something. Saberwolf116 13:49, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm more magical.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

14:09,6June,2009

Magical people indent. Just a tip. Saberwolf116 14:10, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I was just about to do that before you edit conflicted me.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

14:10,6June,2009

Damn. Mordillo ended the fun.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

14:44,6June,2009

How did you guys edit it anyway? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:45, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Didn't you edit it too?

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

14:54,6June,2009

Yes. Did you use the url method as well? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:55, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I used the URL method and the History method.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

14:56,6June,2009

I be most magicer. I can make whole audience dissapear!!1! This article has just been ~~ruined~~ edited by ~~an idiot~~ a genius.

An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:08, 6 Jun

I still don't know what to do with Singapore. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:18, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Meh. Unless somebody comes up with a real concept, I figure we just go straight up Encyclopedic and get it done with. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN15:32, 6 Jun

I reviewed Sojourn

It didn't give me much to work with, so I did what I could. How was it? Saberwolf116 16:33, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

It's a good review. I'll work on the article when I've got some spare time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:36, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Do you use Firefox?

If you do, can you go here and tell me how this looks? I use Safari, and I know sometimes things look weird on Firefox with <big> or <small> Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:57,6June,2009

Yup. Firefox. The page looks fine I think. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:02, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Okay. Just making sure.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

23:07,6June,2009

Testing

Umm... hi. I clicked on a link in your name and found my way here. LittlePinkSock 13:26, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

ahem... Hi Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

17:45 June 7 '09

Hi. I'm trying to learn my way around here. Can you help? --LittlePinkSock 17:51, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Umm.. Let me see.. You should look for an adopter, then he will officially show you the way around. Now, is there anything specific you need to know? (hint #1: place one more ":" at the begining of the line when you are replying to a post.. ie. Place two :'s at the begining of your reply to this post, which has one : at its begining) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

17:59 June 7 '09

Like this? So where did I find adopters? --LittlePinkSock 18:07, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Yup. That's the right way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:39, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

So can't you adopt me? This is all confusing me right now. I was wondering about how to get writing articles, mainly... --LittlePinkSock 18:53, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

I wouldn't mind adopting you, although I'm not an official adopter as of yet. The thing is, I won't be very active in the following weeks, so I won't be able to help you out that much. At the matter of fact, I should be going now. See ya later. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:05, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Any suggestions to who then? I don't really know anyone here yet. --LittlePinkSock 19:27, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Um. Cajek is a nice guy. Orian is a nice gay. UU is a nice gentleman. And Mordillo is a nice Jew. Make your choice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:34, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

And CheddarBBQ is a nice Italian. Also, he wants a new adoptee. Also also, he's a really nice guy. Also also also, he gives out free Doritos and Mountain Dew. Conclusion: Ask him to adopt you, and he'll gladly accept :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

19:43 June 7 '09

Lol....everybody knows there's no such thing as a nice Italian, silly. -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

/me waits for Cheddar "Nice Italian" BBQ to start a flamewar and/or a dramathon, then get banned Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

19:49 June 7 '09

Ehh... too many options, my head hurts. Did the red MIA next to a name mean they're not adopting? And what just happened? It says edit conflict. Twice. --LittlePinkSock 19:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

yep, the MIA means unavailable. Anyway, choose CheddarBBQ Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

19:55 June 7 '09

What little self preservation instinct I have left says "no". Maybe it's just that I don't like people telling me what to do. It's an ageold habit. You know? --LittlePinkSock 19:57, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Well just so you know I'd be happy to help you out if you want it two days later. I'm like ordering off Amazon, efficient but not in comparison to going down the street and buying it. I'm also cheeper. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

20:00 7 June 2009

WHAT DID THEY SAY ABOUT ITALIANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

20:43,7June,2009

That they're tasty? Why does Mhaille's signature look tidy and Cheddar's is a big blob of brackets? --LittlePinkSock 20:49, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

What brackets? It looks fine on my comp. And Mhaille is tidy because he is organized, therefore making him less awesome than me.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

20:54,7June,2009

Oh, you mean in the type section? That's becuase Mhaille didn't date his post, like he's supposed to. Bad Mhaille. And take back that thing you said about Italians not being nice. Don't make me get my Mafia buddies after you.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

20:56,7June,2009

But his takes up a space |***this long***| and yours takes up a two lines of text, mostly brackets like <font> and whatnot. |***************************************************************************like this***************************************************************************| I just don't get it. And I want a pretty signature, too. And what are those edit conflict thingies? --LittlePinkSock 20:59, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

The space taken up is because he didn't date his post, which you have to do. Mine has extra brackets because my date has color. And edit conflicts are when someone saves the page while you are editing, causing your edits to be overwritten. I'm the king of sigs. (Though really everything I know about sigs I got from Mr. Sock.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

21:02,7June,2009

So how does one make one of those? --LittlePinkSock 21:07, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Create User:LittlePinkSock/sig. Then go to My Preferences, and check the custom sig box. In the space, type {{User:LittlePinkSock/sig}} and your sig will appear when you type ~~~~.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

21:10,7June,2009

How do I get colours in there? Little Pink Sock 21:23, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Do <font color="green"> right before the words, and </font> after.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

21:26,7June,2009

Hello people. Welcome to my talkpage! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:54, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

I didn't know I'd cause for this many people to appear over here. Thank you gentlemen for the help with my sig. It's looking rather splendid atm.

Little Pink Sock

00:05, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. My talkpage tends to do that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:19, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

If you say so. I think my baby woke up, I suspect it's feeding time. Yawn.

Little Pink Sock

00:26, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

A couplet from Billy the Kid:

Your vote's put another notch on my gun,
Historical revisionism has never been such fun.

Thanks for your vote! IronLung 02:19, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Ah yes. 'Twas a nice article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:55, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

My apologies

I'm sorry you're Belgian. Better luck next life. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:05, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

What exactly are you implying? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:56, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Nothing. I just wanted to extend my condolences. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help you get through these hard times. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:07, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Got some drugs? To forget my misery, if only for a brief moment. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:09, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

I can't help you there, but I've asked my friends to help. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:50, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Hail FIMAFRICA! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

How very fucking nice

FIX LAST PERSON TO EDIT WINS NOW!!! Please??? S-9 8 4 00:02, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Fix it? It doesn't need fixed.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

00:32,9June,2009

Fine. I'll do something about it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:53, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Feel happy, you ruined a perfectly pointless forum post. You fucking win. Have a nice fucking day content with the knowledge that you won at everyone else's expense. >:( I've been really P.O.'d lately. S-9 8 4 04:01, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Fine. I'll remove the stuff that's bothering you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:01, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Cheers

For the help with my sig. I am no good at code, it all confuses me. Anyway, thanks. Nameable • ((mumble?)) • 13:36, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:38, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

STOP HELPING PEOPLE!! It's annoying seeing all of these thank you notes on your page (ya know except for mine please keep helping me)

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

20:11,9June,2009

STOP STALKING ME!! Or at least don't complain about this sorta thing. Sheesh! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:13, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

But stalking and complaining is fun. It's not my fault you're on my watchlist.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

20:14,9June,2009

Actually, it is! Now deal with it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:16, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Aw, :( Hey do you mind if I nom you to be an admin?

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

20:24,9June,2009

If the admins ever decide to open UN:VFS for voting, sure. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:24, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I was going to ask you how to no m you, but I guess that answers that. So they can just choose to never let anybody be an admin ever again? What if all of them just left, what would happen? Would we never have any admins again since there would be nobody to vote for new admins?

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

21:40,9June,2009

The genius

Has been preserved. Saberwolf116 19:56, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

MUAHAHA! Um. Yes. Well done. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:10, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Request

Seeing as how you're good with maintenance and stuff, I was wondering if you could help me with something. Cheddar wanted a quasi-featured template to show off his Leprechaun, so I made one for him. Do you think you could mess around with it so that it can be used by anyone, and the article name is customizable like the FA template? Saberwolf116 04:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Done. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:27, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

That thing isn't working now.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

16:23,11June,2009

Saberwolf fixed it for you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:05, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

yay.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

20:19,11June,2009

Award

Rabbi Techno would like to honour you with the coveted

BLUE SCROTUM AWARD
Which is given to those who have demonstrated remarkably excellent judgement,
impeccable good taste and faultless, all-encompassing wisdom
(by doing something like voting for ME to win WotM).
Well done and thankyou, from Rabbi Techno.

Oh. Is that from a baboon or something? You should add that image to blue balls. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:41, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

If shoes have soles, socks must too.

YOU ARE LOVED!

And in appreciation for your donation to
The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association
I am sending a sign of my personal love for you — your very own polyester prayer handkerchief, suitable for wiping the tears of joyous revelation.
~ B. G.

Delivered by his personal altar boy. --T. (talk) 13:48, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

I like being loved. =) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:09, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Heh. And you are! :) And while I'm here, one more bit of appreciation (and I apologize that there's no clever template this time around.) I just wanted to thank you for voting for UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log before it disappears from VFH... Cheers. --T. (talk) 15:32, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Always a pleasure, Todd. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:37, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Preemptive Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

(Though it hasn’t actually been featured yet.)

—Guildy

Nice stuff, Guildy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:43, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Gerry says this week's signpost is ready. Do you think you could get that bot you've been working on to do it? Saberwolf116 20:37, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Nope. The shit won't fucking work. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:42, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

You are a BEAST

Thank you for delivering the unsignpost this time and so many other times in the past, socky! You rock. Le Cejak • <14:46 Jun 12, 2009>

Thanks Cajek. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:47, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

You are a beast. But I like it! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

21:32 13 June 2009

I'm dangerous, you know. RAWR! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:55, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

I liek a bit of danger... I mean I dated this lion once... ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

22:06 13 June 2009

You mean Todd? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:08, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

{{Oh Dear}} on IP talk pages

Is a waste of time really. ~ 21:21, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

I was trying to make clear that what they were doing was wrong, but I see what you mean. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Stereotype

Can we have a discussion about this issue please? I want to compensate for what I done wrong last May in the Ethnicity page. My fullest apologies if my edits on that page under an anon IP was anyway offensive or constituted as "vandalism" according to Todd Evans. I am very sorry, and please revert the edits on the stereotype article. Is there anything I can do to contribute to your online site? My sense of humor may interfere with others' and I never want to be "Stupid", "Immature" or "hateful", just HTBFWOP (that is without problems). P.S. I respect the administrators' decision on how they run this site, thank you. + PotatoSmut 01:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't you mean Todd ~~Loins~~ Lyons? And bassically read Sys's (mammoth) welcome message on your talk page, and all teh links therein. Read some of the other featured content and vote on VFH, all these thinsg can help you becoem a successful part of the community. :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

01:57 14 June 2009

Yup. Basically what Orian said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:31, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

—Guildy

Ah, yes. Akira Kurosawa. Some weird Japanese shit indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

So if you knew you were doing the wrong thing?

Why did you:)? Also don't stalk me about.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:35, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

I think I once read it, but forgot about it and didn't remember it until now. Sorry about the mess-up. I'm not stalking you, Sycamore, but RecentChanges takes me to a lot of places. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:38, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Okay, you reverted my edits, which came down to the same thing as your original edit. I don't get you, Sycamore. I really don't. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:54, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Me neither. Do you just revert for the sake of reverting, sycamore? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

09:59 June 14 '09

I'm just getting tired of Sycamore consistently assuming bad faith. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:33, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you Mr. Sock...

Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

- Sonje

--^Dame 18:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Hopping towards victory. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:56, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

...with the ever looming threat of falling flat on one's face. --^Dame

18:59, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

*smack* Ouch. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:09, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks thank tank (again-again!)

"Joshy, what have I told you about manners?"

Sorry Mummy... I have to thank you all again because you voted my story THE BEST article of May and that means that someone who wanted to hire a space comedian will know that I'm funny and give me money so that I can buy toys!

Orian57 Talk 00:30 16 June 2009

Deja vu. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

I noticed you

Edited UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012, what did you think of it? Orian57 Talk 13:45 16 June 2009

I think I'll vote for it. Just wait and see. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

I wasn't actually whoring it, check the dates, Sonje just nommed it. But yeah, thanks for the vote! Orian57 Talk

20:22 16 June 2009

I actually knew that, but I noticed it was on VFH so I went ahead and voted. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:25, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh ok cool. Just some people are touchy about vote whoreing and I try not to do it too much anyway. Again thanks! Orian57 Talk

20:27 16 June 2009

I couldn't help but change your reason on BP

Giant dick spreader is just more fun to say. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:06, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

That still doesn't cure my eyes though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:07, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey Socky...

Thanks for the spiritual support on WotM. I expected to lose, naturally, but it's good not to have the floor completely wiped with me. ^_^ --T. (talk) 22:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

You're very welcome, Todd. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:31, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

You're From Belgium? I Never Knew...

Though I guess that explains your general politeness, as well as the colors of your sig. And that flag that I've never noticed until about four minutes ago. So, I have to ask, Fleming or Walloon? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:43, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm from the honourable Vlaanderen, i.e. I'm Flemish. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:45, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Ah, excellent. If you were a French-speaker, I would have to automatically hate you, as I am American, after all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:47, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, everybody hates the French. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:52, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Even most of the French, oddly enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:53, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Yea, the other day, a French kid told me he hated French fries.. Oink Oink Oink.. O_O *ahem* Anyway, who doesn't LOVE French kissing? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

16:05 June 17 '09

Yeah, they stole that from the Belgians, just like they stole our fries. Damned French! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:09, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

20,000th edit

Penis. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk • contribs)

RAHB? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:41, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Mr. Rosenbaum

Could I bother you to do a full-fledged Pee for me? I love your footnotes idea, but I'm looking for some actual, legit. feedback. You see, this guy is the choral instructor at my college, and several of my friends (among them, my now-ex-girlfriend) are in the choir, and have repeated commented on what an ego this guy has. In fact, most of the text of the article is based off his bio in the choir programs, which he evidently wrote himself (hence the joke). Basically, I need to know if people besides me and my friends who've worked with Mr. Rosenbaum find this funny, and I think you're just the guy for the job. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, I have never actually done an in-depth review before, and I'm afraid I lack the time for doing it right now. But since I reviewed it last time, it may be better to get someone else's opinion this time. You might want to note on the Pee Review page how it's mainly off his bio, or the reviewer might forget to click the link and fail to see the humour. I think some people will certainly find it funny, like I do, though others may consider it to be just unfunny vanity. I hope the latter group can be pleased by adding some funny footnotes. I'm sorry for not being able to help you much with this at the time being. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:08, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

You've never done an in-depth review? Didn't know that. In any event, I'll do your "footnotes" idea, and ask someone else. Thanks, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:10, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't think in-depth reviewing would be that difficult, but I just don't have the time for it. Same thing with writing articles. Good luck with the article, Guildy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:32, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Template spam

The Narrator Would like to thank you all...

For voting on his rendition of Snow White.

"It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

Orian57 Talk 16:11 17 June 2009

And thanks for sorting the template! You've litterally saved my dignity. Orian57 Talk

16:28 17 June 2009

No problem, dude. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:29, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Since when has Orian had any dignity? -OptyC Sucks!

CUN16:31, 17 Jun

Dude, that hurt, dude. Orian57 Talk

16:32 17 June 2009

That's just his way of saying he likes you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:43, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

No, my way of telling of telling him I like him is by tickling his scrotum with my tongue. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN16:47, 17 Jun

So you don't like me? Orian57 Talk

16:56 17 June 2009

He's just hiding his true feelings. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:57, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

It's not that I don't like you, it's just that the soap you use has a bad aftertaste. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN17:07, 17 Jun

Soap? Orian57 Talk

17:09 17 June 2009

It's a metaphor for your semen. Obviously. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:12, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh erm, right, yeah - sorry about that it's just my matabolism or something. I'm not Positive if that's what you're thinking. Orian57 Talk

17:15 17 June 2009

HELP!

Socky, for some reason any time I try to visit any Uncyc pages with my account or with a computer that has used my account, I get a weird message "MediaWiki internal error.

Original exception: exception 'DBQueryError' with message 'A database error has occurred Query: SELECT ad_zone,ad_pos,ad_keywords,domain,ad_server FROM `city_ads` WHERE (city_id=425 OR (city_id=0 AND ((ad_lang=(SELECT SUBSTRING(city_lang,1,2) FROM city_list WHERE city_id=425) AND ad_cat=(SELECT ad_cat FROM city_list WHERE city_id=425)) OR (ad_lang=(SELECT SUBSTRING(city_lang,1,2) FROM city_list WHERE city_id=425) AND ad_cat=) OR (ad_lang= AND ad_cat=(SELECT ad_cat FROM city_list WHERE city_id=425)) OR (ad_lang= AND ad_cat=)))) AND city_ads.ad_skin='monobook' ORDER BY city_id, ad_lang, ad_cat Function: AdServer::loadAdsConfig Error: 1146 Table 'uncyclo.city_ads' doesn't exist (10.8.2.6) ' in /usr/wikia/source/releases_200906.3/includes/db/Database.php:660 Stack trace:

0 /usr/wikia/source/releases_200906.3/includes/db/Database.php(615): Database->reportQueryError('Table 'uncyclo....', 1146, 'SELECT ad_zone...', 'AdServer::loadA...', false)"

And it goes on like that. Do you know what this means? Was I banned or something? If you don't know, can you ask around and stuff? I can't figure out why it's doing stuff. Contact me at my talk page, and just in case, maybe send me an email [kingjohnvi@comcast.net here] Thanks. --CheddarBBQ

I know you're not asking me this, but you haven't been banned Cheddar. That isn't what comes up when you're banned. This is more for sannse or someone like that to deal with because it's like a... MediaWiki problem or something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:42, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but I really have no idea what the problem could be. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:12, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey, do you know what font is used for the wiki? Like the basic font face, without you changing it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:49,19June,2009

I think it's called "Futura Condensed". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:55, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Hoverboy!

Conservatives one and only hero!

The only hero protecting you from science! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:39, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Is it just me, or does he look kinda gay? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Shhh! Keep it a secret! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:43, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank You

Thank you for welcoming me to Uncyclopedia!

No problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:53, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Bonus thanks!

I want to thank you for this remarkably astute edit. You sure do read articles closely! Next time I shall accent my E with such gusto it won't know what hit it. IronLung 08:51, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I was checking some featured articles for spelling errors and that unaccented e was the only "error" I could find in your article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:21, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Moar Feature Thankies

Writers, of all kinds, would like to thank you!

For voting for the article on Writing to become featured.

They wrote this template just for you, please apreciate the effort - it is a work of art after all!

Orian57 Talk 12:56 22 June 2009

Your writing skills are fabulous. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:59, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

:D thanks! Now, night night. Orian57 Talk

13:09 22 June 2009

SOCKPUPPET!!1ExclaimationPoint1!

Would you please take a look at this sucker of an article and tell me what you think of it. Also you may want to spellcheck it, add some funnies and some pics. Thanxxorz!!1lol Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:48 June 23 '09

It looks nice. Now please don't vandalise my talkpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:49, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Do the proofreading thing. NOW! All ur toakpaeg r belongz 2 me! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

11:51 June 23 '09

Done. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:55, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Now add some pics and funnies. Pleeeeez? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

11:58 June 23 '09

Maybe later. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

No problem, as long as you actually do it Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

12:14 June 23 '09

Crunch

Have a blast with the Crunch section of Mega Blast - I'll have to admit I'm quite done with it. I couldn't come up with anything more - as an afterthought the subject wasn't the most brilliant I've come up with. I mean all the crunch stuff is just yakkety yakkety yak now - if you have any ideas they're certainly worth more than what's there now. Going for a trip soon, see you later. -- Style Guide 13:30, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do with it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:19, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

FU

on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor
~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

Rewriting a university article into something featurable is quite impressive, if I may say so. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:09, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Am I Still Here?

Only now and then. To be honest, I came back just to clean up what I'd left on my userpage. BTW, thanks for voting me Zombie of the Month. Crablogger 13:50, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

No problem. Though I think that award was more meant as a joke. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:55, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Michael Jackson

Hey, can you please fix his article to indicate his death? 75.133.34.137 23:36, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

I see an admin locked it. Hmmm. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:35, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Help?

I'm having trouble with my Sig. The Famine one. the font remains the same instead of garamond. Mr Zhe-me l-talk i-sign e-singapore l-bling^Brute! 18:00, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

It looks fine to me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:35, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Celebrating my 1000th game namespace edit!!!!

Flutter has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 23:15, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:16, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Of flying carpets and such

File:Flyingcarpet.jpg does not exist. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:08 June 27 '09

It does now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:12, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, thankies. Now why don't you play around a little with the article itself? :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

15:18 June 27 '09

I wouldn't really know what to change. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:26, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll take it up from here. Thanks a camel-load for the pics, buddy :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool

21:11 June 27 '09

No problem, dude. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:13, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

So, LazyTown

Did you like it? Just out of curiosity, although Sonje is threatening to nom it. Also, you probably noticed this, is that any good? Orian57 Talk 11:32 28 June 2009

They're both pretty funny. The UnScript might be a feature. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:43, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Not LazyTown? :( Well thanks! Am kind of hoping to get a featured UnScript, got a fealing the heartbeat one will be quasied. Orian57 Talk

11:51 28 June 2009

LazyTown maybe too, but some people might be bothered with it being another Joshy article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:52, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, that thought occured to me too, but I'd still love to see it get on teh front page. Orian57 Talk

11:54 28 June 2009

WHY???

Why must you ruin the beautiful thing that we call a sandbox?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU!!!! I WILL FIGHT THE POWER!!! WE NEED THAT SANDBOX!!! NEEEEEEED IT!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Insider55 15:14, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
PS- Yo whats up.

It's a sandbox. If you fill it right away with utter crap, you're preventing other people to do anything purposeful with it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:18, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

OK, I have learnt my lesson.

Thank you for your comment on regarding about my behaviour. Next time, I will be more civil. So, I'm going to post a public apology to Sonje for being a dick. Oh, and can you remind Under User that he should teach me how to be an admin please? I'm really interested. That ~~oik~~admin definately deserves five slices of meat pie with ketchup (and here is my delivery for you: ten slices of Apple Pie).

And to celebrate my apology (and my third time I talked to Cajek), each admin will have some pie: 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273 72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436

From the Goa Tse Clan Head Priest,

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 03:51, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, it's good that you've learned your lesson. I'm not an admin though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:09, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

CAN WE REMOVE THE FUCKING PORN?

Seriously, do we need it? It's also really annoying when the computer freezes on the main page when the teacher is watching. This article has just been ~~ruined~~ edited by ~~an idiot~~ a genius.

What porn? I got rid of mine ages ago. Socky doesn't have porn, either. The current featured article doesn't have a porn image either unless your teacher is a proper muslem. Orian57 Talk

12:51 29 June 2009

If you're referring to the image of Farrah Fawcett, I'll have you know that image isn't at all porn. It's an American icon. Also, Sockpuppet here isn't the person here to complain to about such an issue. Go and make a forum about it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:08, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes because public humiliation solves everything. Orian57 Talk

13:09 29 June 2009

Oh no! My secret has been uncovered! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:43, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry Socky, I'll protect you! (protects Socky from public humiliation) Dammit, it doesn't work! (uses Heal Block on ConnorORLY, while Dexter uses banhammer on him)

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill

| 00:37, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Blue scrotum awards?This page was ~~ruined~~ edited by ~~an idiot~~ a genius on12:35, 07 1 12:35, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, some monkeys have blue scrotums. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:43, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm...

Did something happen with Flutter, or something? I'm a bit suspicious of his vote on Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:09, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Hmmmm....Does this VFP nom have something to do with it? Woody On Fire!

Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:10, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

It seems like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:47, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Ta for the spell check

None of it was intentional. I'm just bad at spelling things and proof reading and such. Did you like the article? Or is it terrible? Orian57 Talk 17:37 30 June 2009

It's a very nice UnNews. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:56, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Check this out

Hey, I added the audio to UnTunes:Are we human or are we cancer?, and you were the first to notice it had been created, so could you check it out and let me know how it is? Thanks a bunch! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:30, Jun 30

Mind if I but in, dear? My quick opinion is that it's really well done just lacks funny, the core lyrics sound alot more like deep philosophy than "epic lawls" and the rest just seemed sort of like an awareness song. Which is ok just not much funny. I feel sad now. :( Orian57 Talk

19:38 30 June 2009

What?! Nooo! That was the exact opposite of what I was going for! Grr... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:35, Jun 30

I'll listen to it straight away. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:40, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I listened to it. It's a great parody. No "epic lulz" like Orian said, though with a subject like cancer, I wouldn't have expected that either. The lyrics are kinda serious, but satirical content doesn't have to be laugh-out-loud funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:01, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Alright. I think I have an idea that might make it funnier. Don't hold your breath, though. Should have it in a couple days. Thanks again, • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:09, Jun 30

Good luck. It's already quite good as it is now. If you want to ask me advice or anything, just go ahead. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:29, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Ta!

I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

So cool, which one of my articles in your favourite? Out of curiosity? :) Orian57 Talk 11:51 1 July 2009

Choices. Choices. Well, I generally like all your featured articles (some of your non-featured too). Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet? is a very well-written article but the protagonist is truly an ass. I found Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? very amusing at the time. Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane? is quite hilarious too. I think of all the things you've written, I like HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle best. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:26, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Just....

My apologies. It doesn't matter if you vote agianst my noms. Sorry for everything.... again. But I still envy you cause in Uncyclopedia terms, you're younger than me and already have 22,000+ edits; much more than me!—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 19:54, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. I already have more edits than most of the admins around here, but honestly a large portion of those edits are just redundant maintenance, correcting spelling errors and messages on forums/talkpages. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:00, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Cheers me dear

For voting for me in my quest for Foolitzer and helping me win it for June 2009!--Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 13:28, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome, Sunbeam. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:29, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Oi

You've got some good articles, your philosophical articles are well-written and non-dogmatic, just thought I'd pop by to applaud you. El Sid

Thanks, I appreciate it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:36, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildy

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:26, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

This is a Giant Ugly Template And it’s yours!

The actors would like to thank you!

For voting for UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 to become featured.

Female Police Officer: Hel-

Nathan: (interupting) Hello and thank you. We appreciate the recognition of our work and in recognition of this we give you this template.

Female Police Officer: I swear to god if you cut across me like that again I'll beat you to death you bastard!

Oscar: I apologise for the woman, she's not normally this vulgar. Must be her period or something.

Orian57 Talk 10:51 5 July 2009

Corrected a spelling error. Nice article, Orian! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:54, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

BHOP/DUMPING

like... I was happy to leave that one in the dump as it was actually about doing something useful! Unlike the others which I bumped... Still, whatever I guess. Mr N 20:20, Jul 5

Well, it was going increasingly more off-topic and a section has already been added to Michael Jackson so there's no good reason it shouldn't be bhopped. Also, your mom! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:25, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

"Cute female images?"

Paedo! Orian57 Talk

01:28 6 July 2009

So I like screwing young girls. What's wrong with that? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:29, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, nothing. But Hannah Montanna? Are you gay? Orian57 Talk

01:30 6 July 2009

Wait. Are you implying that because I want to rape a girl like Hannah Montana, I would in fact be gay? That's just silly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

No because Hanna Montanna is from Disney, ergo only pre-teen girls and gay men would even consider it. Orian57 Talk

01:34 6 July 2009

Why should I fucking care about Disney? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:35, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

You shouldn't - he's dead. It's the societal rules I care about. Orian57 Talk

01:37 6 July 2009

Society can kiss my ass. I'll rape any girl I want to. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:39, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, ok. I gues. If, if you're gonna play by those rules would. well would it be Ok if I raped you? Please? Orian57 Talk

01:41 6 July 2009

I'll fucking rip your balls off if you even try to. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:43, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh. OK. that seems fair. Orian57 Talk

01:46 6 July 2009

Cutting off your dick would also be an option. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:50, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

If you were a girl could I rape you? Hypothetical question obviously. Orian57 Talk

02:04 6 July 2009

Hmm. You'd have to lose weight and grow muscles and stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:07, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Fucking homophobe! Arest him! He's homophobic and a probably a paedophile. Orian57 Talk

02:10 6 July 2009

You need some sleep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:12, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh that reminds me today is the first anniversery of Insomnia's feature! Anyway, I'm actually gonna go for a walk. Orian57 Talk

02:14 6 July 2009

Ah. Good old insomnia. I hope I'll be able to sleep tonight. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:20, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Were you around when I first wrote that? Or have you just read my back log? Orian57 Talk

03:06 6 July 2009

I might have been around, but I don't recall reading it. I did read it more recently. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:58, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

I got a big ugly photo right here!

And it's yours! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 05:23, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you??? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:21, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Consume this (1/2) cookie!

Because you were half right about that thing that one time,
Modusoperandi has awarded you part of a cookie.
We'll ignore the fact that you were half wrong.

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:17, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Was I right about something? Woo! Go me! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:20, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Don't let it go to your head. There's only room for one me here. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:34, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Now I'm totally confused. Thanks Modus! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:36, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps this will help to clear things up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:46, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps this will do something else. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:48, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

You seem to have me confused with some other Modus. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:03, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Who? Alfred Steele? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:05, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

No. He's just my doppleganger. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:07, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah. That explains it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:10, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Before the cops sent him to Scared Straight, he was a dopplegangbanger. True story. And, yes, that was an awful long trip for a joke. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:47, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes it was. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Amendments made to Vitiligo

Hi there, due to some of the feedback around this article there have been a number of amendments made. As the significant joke in the article has not changed, this does not appear to be against the spirit of VFH. Given that it was partially due to your feedback that this has been changed, I felt it best to thank you for this~~, because that also give me an excuse to subtly whore my works~~. Pup 06:55, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Now I'm kind of wondering what should be funnier about this text. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:43, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

I'll pop my response on the talk page for the article. Pup 12:24, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

CHEERS!
Thanks for voting for this. Cat appreciates it too. Or I think she does, because she's chewing the carpet quite happily.

Hang on a second, that doesn't look like the carpet. No! She wouldn't! Not the cabbages...!!!
Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 11:08, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

=) Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 11:55, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

*tweet* *tweet* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:21, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Ugh

Once again, I have made a crappy first-person article I'm stuck on.If you would, please help Let me just say one thing...--Bad Shroom 21:24, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, if you can add a paragraph or two, I'll see what I can do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:26, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

gasp*....I-...I...improved the article....(with an added Fisher Price reference!)--Bad Shroom 23:12, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

UnDead Thankings

Doug would like to thank you!

For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse!

Orian57 Talk 15:10 14 July 2009

Utterly horrifying. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:10, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Isn't it? Orian57 Talk

16:12 14 July 2009

It is, most certainly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:16, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Important header

So, what's with the fetish for uploading images of women? Anyway, does Let me just say one thing... seem like VFH material?--Bad Shroom 21:44, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

When did I upload an image of a woman? And about Let me just say one thing..., if you finish it, it might be rather decent, but I doubt it'd be VFH material. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:47, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Well The fact that you don't want a poodle is short, and it was featured. My page just needs more eye-candy propaganda.--Bad Shroom 21:52, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

If you can make it work as well as The fact that you don't want a poodle, that'd be great. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:12, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

LazyThnaks

Joshy would like to thank you all again!

For featuring LazyTown on the front page, he’ll be pretty much thrilled. Not sure what his mum’s gonna say but it’ll all be fine... He might be grounded forever though.

Orian57 Talk 20:22 15 July 2009

Grounded forever? No new Joshy articles? Damn. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:15, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

No plans for any, the joke is the same for every article just use different words. I do have half a mind to write a novel around him though. Orian57 Talk

14:53 16 July 2009

Arr! There be a Thanksplate at Thiry Noughts!

Martin would like to thank you!

For helping him stay afloat during his time with Marline and until his rescue/untimely death.

Orian57 Talk 14:53 16 July 2009

I be trapped in a sea of thanksplates, matey! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:42, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey.

So, I noticed something. And not just that Cajek tried to kill A wizard did it. No... It was something else... Wait... This. Now, was this just a decision by you or did the monkey tell you to do it? Also, my old computer is thoroughly destroyed meaning I lost about three almost finished articles I was going to put on Uncyclopedia, along with approximately 70 other half-finished articles, lots of pictures, lots of porn, and all of my music, among other things. That is why I haven't edited much this month. I am now using a newer but lame computer. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:34, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

A while ago, UU put me in charge of the HowTo and Why? features. I usually change them every fortnight. Which reminds me...

I'm sorry about what happened to your computer. I hope you'll be able to recuperate some of those articles. Personally, I have a great deal of my stuff copied on a USB flash drive. It's amazing how much storage capacity those things have. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

BoP

For your annoying moving sig -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

Thanks? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Blåst

I think the Mega Blast bit is just about good enough for spacing to main. Too bad my idea wasn't more fertile than that but maybe it's OK for a few laughs. Waddyadink? -- Style Guide 09:16, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I was planning on working on it some more, but feel free to mainspace it if you think it's ready. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

an idea for an article you might want to write

A wizard did it: A Retrospective --Docile hippopotamus 11:00, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

That's a nice idea. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:01, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Maybe a collab with Dexter111344. --Docile hippopotamus 11:05, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:07, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I know I'm slack...

...about adding a category to images I upload sometimes, and I know you're quick to pick up on it and rectify it for the times that I miss. (I honestly intend to go back and get to them.) But if I've done a potatochop of a picture of Sarah Palin when she is younger and turn her into a picture of Laura Palmer from Twin peaks, how can you then categorise it as Category:Cute Female Images. Have you got a Sarah Palin thing that we weren't aware of? Pup t 02:39, 29/07/2009

Must've been high at the time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:59, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes, he must have been high. High on life! That's right kids, why do drugs when you can do life? Warning - Doing life may cause: Herpes, explosive diarrhea, aqua-green urine, an inability to taste chicken, an unnatural desire to drink Lysol, and Super Herpes. Do life today! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:31, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

hey

Is A wizard did it: A Retrospective ready for me to nom for VFH? --Docile hippopotamus 22:20, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, you want to nom it. Go ahead, I guess it's ready enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

17 Years of Cheddar in less than 17 days

It's about a week 'til my birthday, and you have yet to get me anything. You haven't even stopped by to wish me a happy birthday. Actually, you haven't stopped by for anything in a long time :'( 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:31,29July,2009

Well, I was gone for a week and stuff. I'll see what I can come up with. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:33, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

The link is in my sig (in case u didn't notice yet. And good to see you're back.

17YEARSOFcHeDDaR

23:37,29July,2009

A friend of mine told me "The retrospective is pretty rad".

So yeah. But then he sent me this and this. So yeah. Well, at least he likes it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:25, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Haha, those funny animals! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:28, 30 July 2009 (UTC)