User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive11

                                                 

do you remember me?

capture u i'll set u free

i am all i am all of me

I AM (ALL OF ME)

i'm sorry for the che guarver thing. Frubar-Fritz 20:32, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Oh right, you were that one vandal I banned once. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:03, 16 March 2011

Almighty Sock

I glanced at the history of HowTo:Spot a Virgin and think you should take the semi-protect off. It's had a lack of vandalism lately and I think we should give those IPs that immediately search for "virgin" when they get here a shot to show their stuff. (talk) 03:55, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Your wish is granted. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:46, 16 March 2011

Mike Tyson thanks yo’ sorry ass

Sir Mike

--Funnybony    08:02, Mar 16

VFD

Oy, mon... I know there's nothing explicitly stated or anything, but in the future, could you be a dear and wait more than a day before closing nominations on VFD when there's no clear keep majority? Doesn't really give people a chance to make up their minds or come to an agreement or quit caring or accept that some clear opposition, which tends to discourage folks from doing stuff again, that kind of thing. Especially in a case like this, however, in which there was in fact a distinct delete majority and you were one of two keep voters, it's apt to just annoy people and cause them to renominate it as soon as they can, which also makes more work for the poopsmiths, some of whom are cranky enough as it is. So please - patience is of the essence. 1234 ~ 09:15, 16 March 2011

Bah. That page should be featured, really. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:19, 16 March 2011

Just because something is on VFD doesn't mean it'll get deleted. Just because someone casts a vote doesn't mean they're not out of their mind and won't change it later, for that matter. Anyhow, let the legitimate nominations die naturally, that's all I ask. 1234 ~ 09:34, 16 March 2011

*mumbles incoherently* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:37, 16 March 2011

A Question about Cookies

Does a person have to do something specific in order to be awarded one? is there a reason why it would be awarded? what's going on? - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:45, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Anyone can get one for whatever reason you like. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:47, 16 March 2011

Thank you! I wanted to award it to someone for no particular reason. So....

Another n00b has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

- くそったれ Talk contrib 15:51, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. :) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:52, 16 March 2011

No problem, Personally I think you deserve alot more than mere "cookies". - くそったれ Talk contrib 16:53, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

That's nice to hear. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:59, 16 March 2011

And I don't mean a cheap little " Award template " on Uncyclopedia. No, I mean an overly large packet of Jelly babies, 500 milk cartons, 60 tons of clown makeup, 74 pizzas, 35 nun robes, 16 packets of walkers crisps, 13 playstation 3s, 998 cans of larger, an off-license, a pawn shop with smashed windows, 24 gay saunas, 56 packets of used condoms, A robot wearing a little tribal hat, the corpse of Michael Jackson, Mickey rooney's right eye, 44 boxes of orange sherbet, OVER 9000 Dragon ball Z DVD boxsets, the costume of tinky-winky in the Tellytubbies, 33 Justin Bieber CDs, 88 cars covered with treacle, A lion with it's teeth taken out, 2 dogs with no legs, A tadpole, 77 cans of coca-cola, an African dictator, A death camp, a beheaded theme park enthusiast, a workground, a restground, a playground, A hidden mickey, and a nude porn star. All delivered by ninjas who commit seppuku if they fail to deliver this all in less than 3 minutes. - くそったれ Talk contrib 17:11, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

That's... partially nice and partially creepy to hear. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:19, 16 March 2011

All from Nigeria of course. - LOL vandalz

Why can't I do any good articles?

I tried an article on Moo (Monster Rancher), Dimentio, and The Void, trying to follow all of Uncyclopedia's rules and styles, but they deleted all of them. So, I put all my effort into one last attempt to impress them, a Renamon article. Zombiebaron, an admin I suspect of being a furry assassin and/or Renamon hater, deleted it. He said it had no NRV but I made all the improvements he asked of it, and he huffed it anyway. But I know there are some nicer admins like you here and I was wondering why nothing I did seemed to have any "redeeming value?" I don't think I'll create an article here ever again cause I lost confidence at it, Renamon was my last hope Ghostkaiba297 04:41, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

I looked at the article and it doesn't look too bad. It could use a couple more jokes, but I'd say there's definitely some redeeming value in there. What probably went wrong with the ICU is that when you think you've fixed the article, you should ask an admin or the original ICUer whether or not the article has been improved enough for the ICU to be removed. But when your article goes unedited for seven days, it's assumed it's been abandoned and an admin going through the pile of maintenance might delete it without reading the whole article first. I'm sure if you ask Zombiebaron if he could restore the article and maybe remove the ICU if he thinks it's good enough, your problem will be fixed in no time. Don't give up hope just yet. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:59, 17 March 2011

Found a movie for ya...

Watch it. Its a good one. Oh, and pleased to meet you. ---I have a talking zombie 13:48, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

That looks nice. Also, hi BobTheZ. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:50, 18 March 2011

Yo...dawg. =P ---I have a talking zombie 14:19, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

So This must be the reason why sockpuppeteering is banned.... - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:27, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Who ever said it was banned? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:28, 18 March 2011

it's not Banned? - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:37, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Only when said sockpuppets are abused for vandalistic purposes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:39, 18 March 2011

Or if it's for Manipulating a vote, or for forum topics, of for self-nomming, or for support for an article, etc. - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:42, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Anything disruptive or unfair to other users, basically. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:46, 18 March 2011

Conversing with oneself is also not allowed. Which is weird, since one can do that just as easily without sockpuppets... 1234 ~ 18:06, 18 March 2011

Yeah. ---I have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

I agree. ---I have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Bob! ---I have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hey dude, how are you? ---I have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Fine, you? – Preceding unsigned comment added by BobNewbie (talk • contribs)

Fine. Thanks :) ---I have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Cool. ---I have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

I'M HEARING VOICES! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:14, 26 March 2011

Hi.

What is this? 1234 ~ 01:03, 19 March 2011

Something Hecknotechno used in one of her sigs, possibly in between option tags. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:50, 19 March 2011

Who? 1234 ~ 03:25, 19 March 2011

Heck no techno. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:11, 19 March 2011

Oh. Spaces, eh? 1234 ~ 04:24, 19 March 2011

Apparently. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:47, 19 March 2011

Awww snap!

"You're to smart for this wiki!" Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. That's what I'm talking about. Kick that i.p. ass socky. I have a question: Is it true admins wait to ban people until they come up with a witty/pithy saying to go along with their ban? If so, maaaan I'm so glad you did. User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:19, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Lolwat? Dude, that was like the lamest ban reason I could've intentionally come up with. So to answer your question, no. If they wait to ban someone, it's because they enjoy the act of reverting. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:24, 19 March 2011

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh hai. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:06, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Something something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:03, 21 March 2011

Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. -- 14:51, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:41, 21 March 2011

How can you move a Dinosaur? A forklift? Lots of Egyptians? Socky, thanks for your vote on Tombstone on VFH, a surprise nom. You are a man of many voices, some of them coherent, others raving at the bugs who live just under your skin. Vote appreciated! Aleister 2:06 26-3-'11

Any good article deserves a quick and concise {{For}} vote. Would you like me to move Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Dinosaur to Dinosaur and merge the histories? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:14, 26 March 2011

RAMPAGE

I DELETE YOUR ARTICLES.

No, but seriously, sorry if that caused you inconvenience. I thought "Wow, there are an uncharacteristically large number of abandoned WiPs today!" and didn't think to check the authorship. pillow talk 00:18, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

*starts crying incontrollably* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:20, 29 March 2011

But on a more serious note, I find it highly suspicious that you started deleting them at the same time I was moving them into my userspace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:21, 30 March 2011

*Achoo!*

Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you voted for on HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.

Thanks for the vote, dude!

-- 15:27, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know which article you were talking about as I really really can't spot a link in your message. However, it must've been a great article, seeing as I voted for it and it got featured. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:20, 4 April 2011

Sarcasm? -- 02:21, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Possibly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:23, 4 April 2011

so gay

I knew that Katy Perry song was misspelt somehow, but forgot which way. I don't want you thinking I lack grammar skills. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:43, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I thought as much, as your writing is usually flawless. I just wanted to make sure that anyone involved, or anyone that will ever read that edit summary for that matter, knew what the correct spelling was. Because that's important to me, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:18, 4 April 2011

Football Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured UnNews piece.

I appreciate it, and stuff.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:08, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

---

You're welcome. You might consider removing the "Sources" heading, though. Seeing as it contains a sources-related template that doesn't necessitate the heading to the right and a template that has absolutely nothing to do with sources to the left. And I see you're still using the same old template. Good for you. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:53, 4 April 2011

Strange Attraction

I'm strangely attracted to your drawn avatar.... Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 20:00, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

That's nice. I didn't draw it myself, though. Not that I wouldn't be able to draw it myself, but not on a computer. My mouse moves around too much for that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:04, 4 April 2011

I fucking hate computer mouses. Which is why I still have a ZX Spectrum. BASIC Ftw....... - LOL vandalz 20:06, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

File

Maybe I'm confused, and maybe I've been doing it wrong all along. Whenever I want to find a pic I usually type [[File:Then the first word or letters and a nice long list comes up, which I then look at by clicking the down arrow. This is how I've always looked for pics, except when I category image hunt or (alas) Special Page Unused Pic hunt (I must have put hundreds of unused pics on pages before they killed it). The file hunt seems to work fine. How do you find pics? And let me know if I'm doing it wrong (I've put a hidden pic on the Friday page, just one, for the irritation of our readers). Aleister 22:07 4-4-'11

Well, if I remember a picture that'd be perfect for an article I'm writing being in existence on this wiki, I'll try to find it, and if I do, use it. Sometimes I also look at articles of related subjects to see if they've got any good images I could use. Categories come in handy sometimes too. And very occasionally, I'll look for an image by typing [[File:Some additional letters to find an image. Sometimes I even use Special:Search, though Wikia has been messing with that and making it less useful lately. And when all else fails, I can still look for pictures on Google. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 4 April 2011

So my way seems to justify keeping the File namespace (although I tend to think you put that forum up as a joke now, after seeing lollipop's), because it's so useful and is the way I (and hopefully others? I dunno) get their pics. Maybe lots of users don't know about that thing of File then hit the down arrow. Anyway, I'd be further hurt in my enjoyment here if File was huffed, I guess, but you probably are joking. Aleister 22:22 4-4-'11

Oh no, I'm dead serious about this. I assure you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:25, 4 April 2011

Erm.... In this Article I replaced every instance of "Game" with "Article" and Vice versa. - LOL vandalz 22:28, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Why don't you use the search function on your browser to search for the word 'game'. Disappointing. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:30, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Why vice versa? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:31, 4 April 2011

Is it a vice? 1234 ~ 00:08, 5 April 2011

If Another n00b does it, yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:09, 5 April 2011

Erm.... In this Article I replaced every instance of "Article" with "Game" and Vice versa. - LOL vandalz 22:28, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Deja-vu. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 4 April 2011

Deja-vu. LOL vandalz

No kidding. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 4 April 2011

No kidding. LOL vandalz

Dinosaur made it into queue!

DINO PARTY!!!

Thanks for the vote dude!

-- 15:21, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Nice image. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:05, 5 April 2011

Er... Thanks. I didn't make it though. -- 22:24, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Partying

Sockulicious, have you remembered how to edit yet? If so, please take another look at Friday and see if it's sockyable, or if there are tweeeeks yet to go. I'd nom it myself but that would take five days more on pee review, and this is a timely article, like a souped-up timely UnNews. And to be serious for a moment (puts on glasses, a tie, and sets a cocktail on the desk), I'd love to see this IP-started page featured just so Rebecca Black can read it and get a little lift from someone saying nice things about her. She's a 13-year-old who's going through one of the largest public learning curves in recent times, buffeted by good and bad. This would add a little more good, a tiny bit, but she may enjoy it (I'd call her studio and let them know it was on the main page if it gets featured). Thanks for reading, and if you do nom, thanks again, and I'm sure the IP will thank you in due time, in a good way. Aleister 16:18 5-4-'11

I nommed it somehow. I still don't know how to edit though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:11, 5 April 2011

Partying! Twanks and all good things for nomming and voting for Friday. I'm glad you liked it. I wrote the IP who authored it, and let him (her) know, and even Bob Dylan should sign on as an IP and vote for it. The last time I saw you edit it was like a piano virturoso, the speed and the daring with the keys, the chances you took, dazzled and turned the keyboard into an instrument of pleasure. Partying. (and I listened to the Black and Dylan versions several times, and it's not a bad song, so it's interesting how it acheived memehood) Aleister 22:22 22-2-'22

Friedy's done right good for itself on that der VFH page, yep yep. Naw if only you was still one of those high-faluttin' bossy guys you could put it away way up on this dere darn main page yourself, and make double down dirty sure it was lookin' right pretty on that page too, on, of all the days on God's green earth, Friday. Thanksyous again. Aleister 13:28 6-4-'11

Well, it's only two days till Friday. Maybe someone'll feature it then. Or maybe the day after that. What day comes after Friday again? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:35, 6 April 2011

Sunday, which was yesterday. Everybody here is waiting for the weekend. Aleister 13:41 6-4-'11

Thanks

For the vote on What you don't know about Mario & Luigi‎! I was afraid no one would vote; I've seen really good articles fail VFH just because no one voted. Anyway, thanks again! -- 21:48, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

It's a pretty good article, but I imagine the subject matter might ruin it for some people. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:51, 5 April 2011

I see... Like I said, first article I ever wrote; I don't know what I was thinking though, I'm not even a gamer. Thanks again. -- 21:56, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Heya

So you welcomed me a few hours ago this morning and that is cool thanks, though I had already created an article...lol. I am having difficulties figuring out how to create a redirect for my page...help, someone? Thanks. User:Whyamidoingthis 11:02 April 6, 2011

Just add "#REDIRECTWhatever page you want to redirect to" to any redirect page you intend to create and replace the "Whatever page you want to redirect to" bit with, believe it or not, the title of whatever page you want to redirect to. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 6 April 2011

The full code looks like this: #REDIRECT[[Whatever page you want to redirect to]]. -- 15:11, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Thank-you both soo much i will try this...if i doesn't work then don't feel offended but the thank-you will be withdrawn. Whyamidoingthis 16:54, April 6, 2011

Yea! Thank-you is not taken bak! Would anyone mind looking at my article it is my first one The Romanovs and my second Jonah? Again thanks! Whyamidoingthis 17:11, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

They need images if anyone would be so kind...(like is that really likely?) Whyamidoingthis 17:15, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

What kind of images? And did you know you can upload images yourself too? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:44, 6 April 2011

Hello Sock, yes i realize that but i don't have any, and i am too lazy to create/find any for the articles...anywho, so the kind of images that might correspond nicely with the articles. User:Whyamidoingthis 18:30, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Did you have anything specific in mind, perchance? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:32, 6 April 2011

Ummm...well, oddly enough things that correspond with the topics? like for romanovs: all paraody or amusing: portraits, picture of rome burning, picture of chinese junk, etc. Like for Jonah: all parody or amusing: portrait, picture of whale eating someone, picture of that greek dude with the wax and feather wings falling, picture of dracula maybe, picture of indian elephant crushing someone, etc. so yea, whatever really so long as there is some, or not really, connection to the topics i guess. Whyamidoingthis 18:38, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Request images also, go to here and make an image request, I found this thingy highly useful, for image requests. - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:01, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Review?

Hey Socky would you review my two articles, Jonah and The Romanovs? They got ICUed and i fixed them up. thanks...--Purple&Pink 06:10, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I've read them and they're pretty decent now. I'll go ahead and remove the ICUs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:55, 8 April 2011

Thnks!!!...--Purple&Pink 14:22, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Jeff Beck

Socky, I reformatted and greatly condensed this article. And toned down the fan boy. If you think it has a chance can you Nom it on VFH? You consideration is much appreciated in any case. Cheers!--Funnybony    21:51, Apr 8

Nommed! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 8 April 2011

I thought about it some

You sucked as an op, too. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:27, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

And you took this long to figure it out? That's sad. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:02, 11 April 2011

I just want to say that I do not like that person...Pea Chess (Chat) 00:25, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

You

You're getting sysop'd and you're going to like it! (talk) 02:04, 12 April 2011

:'( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 12 April 2011

Luxembourg (city) (article)

Thanks for the help with that one, I am clearly a fool of the highest order. --Black Flamingo 15:49, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. Feel free to help me with this one. It needs more foolishness. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:55, 13 April 2011

Psychedelic music

Thanks for your Psychedelic vote from Sog & Funnybony

--Funnybony    20:46, Apr 14

Re:Zombiebaron's contest

Your Muhammad entrant, you don't plan to replace the single-sausage pic do you? The new one is interesting, but not in the same league as the classic. And what does the writing say? Is that Muhammad's name, blessed be it for all the nations. Aleister 10:22 15-4-'11

I think the multiple-sausage pic looks better than the single-sausage one, but I don't intend to replace it everywhere. As for the Arabic writings on top, all I can say is that it's Arabic and I have a hunch it has "Allah" in it somewhere. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:27, 15 April 2011

Uh...

Your userpage is way too pink. Lyrithya did her job really well... Anyway. I heard that you use HotCat, right? I thought that might you be interested of my new article, surprisingly named as "HotCat". I just think, that might you... Edit it? It`s on concstruction (which I put there on myself), but would you like? At your service, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:31, 20 April, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, I'll take a look. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:29, 20 April 2011

Well? What`d you think? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:33, 20 April, 2011 (UTC)

It's alright, though I think it could use some proofreading. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:44, 20 April 2011

Brrrr...

10 reasons to thank Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10. You voted for User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty on VFH 9. You're pretty cool 8. You participated in rigging one of Uncyclopedia's most sacred voting pages 7. Thus proving that you don't have a frigid sense of humor 6. Except you do since you voted for an article that involved freezing temperatures 5. Not even sure if that was a proper pun anyway 4. Sorry 3. I think I'm running out of numbers here 2. But I just wanted to say 1. Thanks for the vote!

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:25 Apr 25, 2011

On my VFH, saying the things left unsaid

The great love article of my life that I wrote was featured recently, and I would therefore like to take the time to thank you profusely for helping to make it a success despite that fucking cunt-bitch Lyrithya some adversity. Your good deeds shall not be forgotten. Now, please excuse me I have to go fill Lyrithya's userpage with abusive garbage reflect on the important things in life.

...I hope you'll join me in the attack -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:03, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

I'd gladly violate Lyrithya's userpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:25, 1 May 2011

Admin

Two guys on the inside? It's all falling into place... Ok, let's move forward to the next stage of the plan. Also you might want to watch your back; I think Roman Dog Bird suspects something. --Black Flamingo 10:19, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their wiki. Congrats on the lifetime appointment, an honour reserved for those of high character and higher self-esteem. You will carry the title well, and as the decades roll by and as you and your children grow old, you will laugh in the face of IP's and staffers alike knowing that you have the power to send them to hell with a flick of your index finger. And I swear by my secret-affiliation with Roman Dog Bird that if you find your writing suffering because of this job and don't quit or modify your time accordingly, I will find a mad scientist who will teach me how to put my hands through this computer screen and stangle the daylights out of you. So there, a proper "congratulations", well done sir, well done. Aleister 11:04 1-5-'11

Roman Dog Bird is spying for us, Black Flamingo. And don't worry, Aleister, I intend to write as many articles as I've been writing in the last couple months. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:24, 1 May 2011

Congratulations Tintin on your promotion to adminhood. I know, it was either uncyclopedia or becoming the new prime minister of Belgium. You chose wisely. The UnChalice is yours. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:18, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

They give sysop flags to socks now? Everybody run scared! :P

You are now a sysop! Please use your tools well before the cavalry sentences you to a lifetime of horror in the Cajek academy! :P But seriously, congrats! :D -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a)

Rather him than me! I'm just happy being myself without any bigger hats than necessary, my current one hates headgear. /me pets cat on head -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:16, 1 May

Cats are nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:24, 1 May 2011

Yes, they are. And I'm babysitting doggies atm. Makes me miss my cat... I'm so happy I didn't get that hat on your head. Tinfoil doesn't suit me. At all . -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:46, 1 May

Carnal gratulations, may the good Brabant shine upon you --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:10, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

The tinfoil hat must be a present from the almighty Brabant. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:55, 1 May 2011

There isn't enough glitter in the world to make me want to wear that... Especially pink glitter... o.O -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:26, 1 May

These things can change. 1234 ~ 06:13, 2 May 2011

Glitter? Sure. Admin hat for Luvvy? Nah. I can throw enough hissy fits and flamewars at people to get more negative than positive votes... And let's face it, Darth Ron would not be happy to lose his sockpuppet... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:20, 2 May

2 seconds?

Wouldn't have had this soft-hearted ban timing when I was admin. Pup 12:28 02 May '11

But you're not. :P —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:33, 2 May 2011

Hey, I demand double the attention he's getting! I'm cuter! Cuz everybody says so... *holds breath, turns blue, passes out* -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:32, 2 May

*ignores Luvvy* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:33, 2 May 2011

At least he ignored you twice as much. Pup 12:35 02 May '11

Thanks againer

Thanks once again for the spelling fixes, this time on Britainy Spears. You must have corrected a thousand of my spelling errors in my time here, and once again make me look half-way good and not the bumbling drunk chasing imaginary bats away that I am in real life. Thanks. I'd also better add a comment to your poor observation on the pee review request of the page. Aleister 18:47 3-5-'11

No problem, Aleister. Feel free to point me to more of your pages laced with typos. I'd look at your userpage to find them, but I haven't managed to figure out your peculiar userpage just yet. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 3 May 2011

Simple. Take logical and ordered, and then do the opposite, and that's Al's page. Pup 07:17 03 May '11

Wherever I roam, there are typos. When I alight my pen upon paper, typos appear like angels dancing upon the head of a pin. Where my shadow falls onto print, yep, there too. My userpage is simplicity itself, all me pages are listed at the bottom (I use it as a watchlist, and check "Related Changes" instead of whatever it is most people look at). But you've probably already corrected most of them (and what you haven't improved Lyrtheriea or however the name is spelled has). Twanks again. Elwestier q9:2- 3[5=;11

Thingy

	World's Best Friend April 2011

– Preceding unsigned comment added by Lyrithya (talk • contribs)

I dunno WTF is going on

But I would like to extend my thanks to you and your compatriots for spamming my watchlist with random bannings and deletions. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:55, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

You are exceptionally welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:57, 4 May 2011

This sums it up nicely

(talk) 19:35, 4 May 2011

Too bad that's not an actual show on television. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:51, 5 May 2011

It may not be a TV show, but I think it's a set of sermons by Westboro Baptist Church. Also congrats on being named an admin! Or should I say condolences? In any case, remember that I voted for you next time you start handing out huge monetary awards. Yours Truly, Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard Poofather 20:47, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Memoirs...

Thanks! Much appreciated!

You're welcome. What did I do? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:45, 13 May 2011

I thought you nominated my article for featuring?

Ah, yes. I didn't check who the author was. Congratulations! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:31, 19 May 2011

You helped develop the anti-death drug!

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

-- 16:12, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

You mean old people are gonna take over the world? *cringes* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 18 May 2011

Well, no. Old people may love forever, but their hips still snap like twigs. Also, you gotta remember here, they're old people, they move slow as molasses. -- 00:37, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Odd question

Aleister redirected me to your lair with this. I know it's ridiculous, but after searching on Google and online dictionaries, I'm still lost: is it young girls' blood or young girls blood? Alex Jones' documentary or Alex Jones documentary? If you have a website better than Reverso or Wordreference that would be cool! (Remember, I'm a French-Canadian) Thank you in advance Socky, I know who I can count on here! (YOU) Mattsnow 03:24, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Forget it my friend, I have been answered by The Führer himself! (Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein) Sorry for the double message. Mattsnow 04:26, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Well, anything possessive gets an 's at the end. You can discard the s if the word in front of it already ends in an s, but you still need the apostrophe. The only exception are words like his, her, its. Did I explain it as good as Guildy? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:44, 19 May 2011

So, uh...

You're not trying to prove me right, are you? Because if you are, I'll take away your cake. Forever and ever and ever! 1234 ~ 20:18, 24 May 2011

I have no idea what you're talking about. No really, tell me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:37, 24 May 2011

You seem less active than usual this month. Have I been imagining it? 1234 ~ 21:06, 24 May 2011

Ah, yes. Well, you see, I've been preoccupied with other... thingies. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:58, 24 May 2011

*suspicious look* 1234 ~ 23:35, 24 May 2011

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

• Guru Maharaj Ji
• Don Martin
• Blue-ringed octopus
• Lunar Launch (with Socky)
• 2012 (with MrN)

like, really!--Funnybony    20:16, May 29 20:16, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

You've combined my two favourite things, landscapes and fractals. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:20, 29 May 2011

Uhhh ughhhh urrrrgh

	Zombie of the Month May 2011

Gluuuuh. 1234 ~ 00:48, 1 June 2011

It appears you don't have any brains for me. :( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:07, 1 June 2011

Sorry. 1234 ~ 01:15, 2 June 2011

Shame on you!

For the sake of non-existent dramatic effect, I shall repeat myself. Shame on you! And why is the shame "on" you? Because you were foolhardy enough to vote for the featurisation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, my latest article. Don't you realise that you should have hacked into the Uncyclopedia servers and removed both the article and its nomination page from existence? Well, you obviously did not and now look what has happened: A Series of Unfortunate Events made it onto the front page! This could well cause the fall of the southern hemisphere, and it's all your fault. 14:51, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Wasn't the southern hemisphere at the bottom already? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:12, 2 June 2011

Sexy Arbitrage

See me on IRC plz. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:21, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I appreciate it, and stuff.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:06, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

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How to beat AiTD?

I can't get out of the attic!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 202.156.10.12 (talk • contribs)

But if I tell you it'll ruin the game! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:35, 5 June 2011

We haven't spoken for a while

SOCKYYYYY!!! Hey man! How are you doing! It's been like forever! -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:11, 8 June 2011

Hi there, Lollipop. Things are okay. I'm still here, just less omnipresent than I used to be. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 8 June 2011

How's it like being an admin now? -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:17, 8 June 2011

It's not that different than before. I can ban and delete things now, though. Would you like anyone banned? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 8 June 2011

ur mom lol --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:00, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Looks like Syndrome volunteered. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:01, 9 June 2011

A your mom

Srsly? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:45, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

See the section above for referential purposes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:46, 9 June 2011

But its very bad grammar. How about "A very overweight individual" see much more free flowing. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:48, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

I was using "your mom" as a unit of measurement. And I need to add an "a" at the start if I want to use a nonsensical expiry time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:23, 9 June 2011

Username

how to change my username?

Alysson-A 20:05, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

To change your username, contact sannse. Specify the username you want and she'll move your account to the new username. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:24, 9 June 2011

Thanks for the vote on VFH!

Thank you for voting on my article HowTo:Face your upcoming death! I heard people send out message to people who voted for them as a sign of thanks. I would try personalizing this message instead of copying and pasting it into everyone's talk page, but I'm lazy. What a shame. I'm going to cry myself to sleep now, and dream of happier days...--User:CandidToaster/sig 12:12, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

My god, we had gone a long way.

The Goa Tse Clan had watched you grow since I came three years ago. Now that you are admin, I feel so proud that you are an admin. But first, please give me some advice on User:Joe9320/Why?:Be a refugee from Encyclopedia Dramatica, so that it becomes funnier (Shabidoo gave me some ideas). In fact, you're now the head priest leading us. I'm now retired (couldn't bother updating my group page). |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 12:09, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I think it's a pretty good article. The only thing that needs fixing is the grammar. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:16, 17 June 2011

We'll just get someone else to fix the grammar. The lists are now absent. People hate lists. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:24, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Chicago Twenty-Seven

Thanks for vote, me happy as clam. Clam happy, no? I dunno, but me happy. What you write lately, I no follow and see none. Where is your write? Socky write, no? Where write, where? Aleister 21:28 18-6-'11

Socky write? Socky not remember. Socky high on drugs now. Socky will get back to you later. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:11, 20 June 2011

I can't find a title for you.

You might not get in Heaven like I said but you will have some virtual tits and beer as a reward for voting for my article. Enjoy. --Mimo&maxus 09:35, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for the tits and beer, Mimo. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:11, 20 June 2011

There is no spoon, but if there was, it should be a manly-ass shit one

I hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by your sheer awesomeness for voting for this. --Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

G-REX THANKS from Sog & Fbony

Many thanks for voting in favor of G-Rex. But we’re sorry for pulling your leg. Recent new developments near Las Vegas lead us to conclude that G-Rex was actually much larger than previous thought.

--Funnybony    14:29, Jun 21

Dead monkeys

Restore it in thy userspace? I like monkeys. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:51, 21 June 2011

Here ya go. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:12, 22 June 2011

You voted for visual puns, which got featured!

-- 01:11, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Game is up

Thanks for the spelling corrections and whatnot on the upcoming Game of Thrones article. I should really copypasta my articles into Word for exactly this reason...--Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 14:24, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

I have a spellcheck thingy on my Mozilla Firefox. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:35, 23 June 2011

Could you ban this asshole

212.219.248.235. Go see in recent changes, 3 on-liner pages in 10 minutes and maybe more coming. Mattsnow 10:25, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Forget it, Under User just took his rubber apparels out and raped him :D Mattsnow 10:39, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, wasn't paying attention for a minute there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:26, 24 June 2011

Press this button

-- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 02:02, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

You know, I'm not instantly blocked when I push that button. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:10, 25 June 2011

Push the button and type infinite into the box thats says other time, type because I have no control over myself into the box that says Other/additional reason then tick the boxes marked:

• Prevent account creation
• Automatically block the last IP address used by this user, and any subsequent IP addresses they try to edit from
• Prevent user from sending e-mail

Then click Block this user, its easy! --~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:34, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

I tried it, but it said the user was already blocked. Weird, huh? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 26 June 2011

User:Lollipop/UnBooks:Dead monkeys

I decided it would be better off in the UnBooks format. I fixed it up a bit, and added some new lines; but it's the same original Dead monkeys. How do you like it now? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:28, 26 June 2011

It looks somewhat better, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 26 June 2011

I fixed it because I don't want the original author coming here and getting pissed. Think it's ready for UnBooks mainspace (and can I list it as a collaboration)? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:08, 26 June 2011

I think Skully already answered your question. Sorry dude, but it's too unoriginal. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 26 June 2011

Chirp. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:44, 26 June 2011

Kryptonite

Thanks-a-million for disregarding this dumb warning. You have wisely chosen the dark-side of the farce.--Funnybony    08:34, Jun 26

The dark side is always my choice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 26 June 2011

Spider Jerusalem salutes you

Thanks for the nomination. Your help in bringing the Truth to the New Scum is much appreciated. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 09:49, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 26 June 2011

Doomy doomy doomy

Zim thanks you filthy Earth smellies.
For furthering the destruction free taco day
of Earth! Tacos for all!
Tacoooooos!!

Thanks! (talk) 06:41, 30 June 2011

Pantsless Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I appreciate it, and stuff.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:51, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

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Boobs

Your new userpage has motivated me so much; I'm going to write the best article ever. Can't wait for the boobs! --Black Flamingo 20:02, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

My pleasure. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:24, 30 June 2011

thanks

...for nominating and helping me get my first article featured !!! :) --ShabiDOO 14:26, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

its not funny! (bieber)

I added funny categories, and this place is about being weird and funny, isn't it? User:Roslagen 17:05, July 3, 2011 (CEST)

Justin Bieber was featured for a reason, and a lot of the categories you added didn't really fit with the rest of the article. The most obvious jokes aren't always the best ones. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:29, 3 July 2011

In fact, they tend to be the worst ones. Jokes that can be cut and pasted just aren't that good for precisely what they are - cut-and-paste. That you can just spamm these speaks to that it isn't worth doing. 1234 ~ 15:54, 3 July 2011

You unbanned Lyrithya

Some man you are.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:54, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

And she banned me! :'( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:41, 7 July 2011

Hmph. 1234 ~ 15:04, 7 July 2011

Awww

I liked that feature sign on my userpage. Should I make a feature template of my own, or have my userpage on VFH?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:38, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

I would encourage you to do both. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:42, 8 July 2011

Awesome :D ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:55, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Alice in Wonderland

Hi Socky. Since Lyrithya is on her annual one day holiday, can you look at one of illustrations on this article and whether you think it falls into the shock category? I have left a message on Cat the Colourful's page too. I haven't removed the picture so I am waiting to see what a responsible Admin would think. If it is judged to be a shock picture, it has been there since November 2010. Thank you. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:34, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

You mean this image? Well, it's not horribly shocking, though it being pictured on a man's bum doesn't exactly help either. It doesn't seem to be funny in any way, though, so you could remove it on that account. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:47, 8 July 2011

I know it's a close-up of a tattoo. OK well in that case I will remove it and post an update on Cat the Colourful's page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:07, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

I'm Back (and stupid)

Hey Socky. I haven't been on Uncyclopedia in at least 3 months (maybe more) and stupidly, I completely forgot how to change my signature to make it customized (like yours), if you wouldn't mind walking me through how to do it. I was working on a new sig, than it got completely erased in a poof of logic while I was busy playing Angry Birds....lol. Whenever your free, please post some simple walkthrough steps on my talk page and I will reply quickly, as I usually check the Uncyc every few hours... Thanks. Aimsplode 00:20, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

!HFV no etov ruoy rof sknahT

.segassem nataS wollof lanimilbus yna dragersid esaelP !sdrawkcab ti daer uoy ,yeH !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD ZELUR GNIKSAMKCAB

Slithy Tove 00:51, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

40th Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my 40th featured article.

It also happens to be my third featured UnNews.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:49, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

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Much Thanks for making Padmé

Your support is what made Padmé!

--Funnybony    17:40, Jul 10

This is not spam...

...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:11, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

House Neopowell Salutes You

I don't have a template or anything, but thanks for voting for Game Of Thrones and getting it on the feature list. This makes you awesome and sexy. Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 08:48, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Fucking surprise

BOO! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 05:33, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

:O —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 23 July 2011

Time for your talk page to be archived

....+Thank reverting the crap right off my talk page. Your an admin, right? ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 20:56, July 23, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, yes I am. Last time I checked I was, anyway. I need 19 more sections before I'd consider archiving, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:54, 24 July 2011

18 sections at once

I see lots of activity at Anaconda Plan, a page with lots of potential. Can you, using your admin wand, restore the pic that's been deleted, it was actually pretty funny and I reworked the IP's caption around it. Thanks! Gay Jesus talk page would be proud of the length of your talk page. Aleister 16:59 27-7-'11

Consider the image restored! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:14, 27 July 2011

Note

i would like the article I moved into my userspace back. Out right vandalism yes but I still want it... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:42, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

Really? Well, it's your userspace. I'll restore it in a minute. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:45, 30 July 2011

My First UnNews

I have an idea for an UnNews Article, but there is no real-world basis for this. Is the somebody who can help me, because I think this would be really funny for people who watch Burn Notice . . .

The Dark Archer was here 02:58, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

UnNewses don't always need to be based on a recent event in the real world. You could discuss it with Funnybony, he writes UnNewses all the time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:58, 31 July 2011

The critical difference

Socky...the critical difference is this: People just voted out a news director, who was voted in to begin with. Admins cannot be voted out. You are relishing this new found freedom on "unnews" even though in all other parts of the wiki, there is some admin directing things or some kind of voting process. And even if admins were some how allowed to be voted out...I don't think someone would create a new forum page to GLOAT ABOUT IT if that did happen!!! Thats pretty lame and post-vindictive. The whole two paragraphs you wrote were ferral and mean...about people who simply tried to make UnNews the best part of the wiki..which was...by the way...the best part of the wiki...and rubs salt in the hurt feelings of the people who have now been chucked out despite their efforts. Why!? --ShabiDOO 00:39, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Right, right. I'll explain why I wrote the forum in a little extra section that I'll put on the forum. Also, I never meant to hurt anyone's feelings. Why do people always assume that? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:41, 1 August 2011

Yeah...I guess I'll take a step back too. I rarely think anyone is trying to be mean...nor in this case...I just find the whole thing confusing. --ShabiDOO 01:23, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

I think the main confusing factor is the way people seem to connect it to that specific vote, while the connection is mainly an indirect one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:28, 1 August 2011

Needing you're help, badly

You voted for my banning for one month in return for Lolli coming back. I can't be banned as I am part of quite a few ongoing events: The UFFL, the USE Contest, and the pushing of the VFH article I nom'd, HowTo:Get Off the Road. Please reconsider and just because I made the mistake of calling Lollipop a girl (Hey, nobody ever told me!!), doesn't mean I should get banned, as I was the same person who is trying to get Lollipop to stay because everyone loves his work around here and it would be sad to see him go. Reply -sigh- here. Thanks,

^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 13:56, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

No, actually...I'm worried because I've been banned before under the same circumstances, so...^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 15:13, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, bro. You get [1] as a reward. You da bomb. (I gotta start using IRC, lol, do you know any good IRC plugins for google chrome?) ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 15:21, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

I just installed Mibbit, how do I get to Uncyclopedia's channel? I mean, how/what do I enter in the mibbit box on the top-right in my chrome browser? ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 15:38, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Are you on now? IF not, jump aboard. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 15:47, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

22 Doctors

I'm shure we can make a comprimise on this. I like The Doctor for it's humerous inclusion of classic doctor who sketches and other non-canon Who works, however, I do believe it has a lack of New Sketches. I wanted to include Cathrene Tate, because that is arguably the most famous sketch of the 2000's, and Basil Brush because... well, it's Basil Brush, and that's Kick ass. And, with the tridition of including all non-cannon Doctor Who's, I added The Second-and-a-half-Doctor, from Devious. I have not changed anyone elses sections, and I have changed my Photo to include the original Matt Smith photo. If you have any problems with what I have added, please tell me. Paul is the walrus 15:19, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I don't object to the idea of several additional Doctors being added to the list, but seeing as it's a featured article, I'd like the additions to be of the same quality as the rest of the article. That's why I'd like you to discuss these changes with the article's author, MacMania. I'm sure you two'll be able to work something out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:26, 1 August 2011

Draft

It would seem that you're up, Socky. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:12, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

To draft, go to here and list your pick in the manner specified. If you don't know who to draft, consult here, which has a list of Yahoo!'s top 300 players. A safe bet would be to just pick the guy on or near the top of the list each time it's your turn. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:17, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

I'm on it. I'll probably have this thing figured out before the next day starts according to Uncyclopedia standard time. I hope. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:20, 1 August 2011

Your Turn

Argh matey, it be your turn -SF13 1509 10 8 11

Your sig looks... eerily concise.
Right, off to that draft thing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:22, 10 August 2011

Ooo, I get two picks in a row! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 10 August 2011

Once more, WITH FEELING

AGAIN! -SF13 1342 15 8 11 (because you like it so much)

The Big Crunch

Thank you very much for the vote. Because of Dark Matter you have nothing to fear. Cheers!

--Funnybony    14:14, Aug 11

And it was a pleasure doing the featuring itself too. Cheers, Funnybony. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:47, 12 August 2011

Pie.

PIIIIEEEEEE. o__o 1234 ~ 06:01, 13 August 2011

Unobtanium

Much thanks for your vote from Shabidoo and Funnybony. Cheers!--Funnybony    14:31, Aug 14

ZomboCom

I don't understand why http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Haydrahlienne killed my article http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Zombocom&s=wl. How was the redirect broken?

On the other hand, I can't write HTML to save my life, so if you could (maybe) bring ZomboCom back, I can move it to a subuser page, and designate it as "The DarkArcher's School of HTML Coding"

The Dark Archer was here 16:25, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

The redirect was broken because the page to which it redirected had been deleted. I've restored the article here, though; you may do with it what you will. 1234 ~ 18:22, 15 August 2011

Draft

Your turn. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:04, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Right, right, in a minute. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:33, 15 August 2011

LOL

Have I ever mentioned I love you? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:18, 16 Aug

Not recently, I think. Do you still have the same images at the top of your talkpage? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:21, 16 August 2011

Probably. I haven't checked it in a year. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:23, 16 Aug

Drafty thing

Your turn again. I didn't make a 2nd pick so please be sure to let me know on my talk page when you're done -- Sf13 2244 EST 19 Aug 2011

I hate to do this to you, but I actually already took the Jets defense... -- Sf13 0702 EST 20 Aug 2011

:( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:42, 20 August 2011

So... um... that means you need to pick someone else.--<<>> 11:46, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

So... um... that's exactly what I was doing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:47, 20 August 2011

So... um.... the stupid UTC correct thing didn't work, so it looked like you posted that at 11 PM last night. I now look like a jerk.--<<>> 11:59, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Wikia and technology do not mix well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:29, 20 August 2011

Hi

Hi, your name is good, . Eat the chocolate, but not me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me ^WHAT? 13:30, August 22, 2011 (UTC)

Mmm, chocolate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:34, 22 August 2011

Mmm, me. --Black Flamingo 16:13, August 22, 2011 (UTC)

Are you made of chocolate? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:31, 22 August 2011

Yes, if by that you mean I'm a black man. --Black Flamingo 19:30, August 22, 2011 (UTC)

A black man? I always thought you were a black type of bird. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 22 August 2011

VFD

Heya, could you be a dear and wait more than a day or two before closing VFD nominations with a positive delete score as 'kept', especially when you yourself voted to keep the things? This has apparently come up several times already, so I'm really not sure why you keep doing it, but for lack of consensus we usually wait at least three or four days (the less being when VFD is actually full) so as to give the thing a more reasonable chance of coming to a consensus in either direction. They don't always, but they do deserve that chance. 1234 ~ 01:30, 27 August 2011

Wait, I said this before. Like... almost word-for-word, and the same header... seriously, please stop. It's not helping anything to vote keep on something and then declare it kept a day later in spite of the vote. 1234 ~ 01:32, 27 August 2011

Um, it had been on VFD for 42 hours and there was a pretty clear consensus. Isn't that enough? If Andorin wants the vote reopened, he's free to ask me and I'd be happy to reopen it for him, but if he really wants it deleted, all he has to do is author request its deletion on QVFD (seeing as he's the author), so I honestly don't see the point in keeping the nom around. I'm not sure what "several" times you're referencing, aside from this one from ages ago, which I'll grant was much more controversial as I closed it almost immediately after 24 hours had gone by and there were more delete voters at that time than keep voters. However, that was a one-time event and I don't think I've ever controversially closed a nom ever since. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:59, 27 August 2011

Andorin's? No, that I tend to agree with, it being a negative score and having no other delete votes and all. I was referring to this vote, which you closed less than two days after it was started, after voting to keep it yourself, and I really wish you'd quit doing that. The last time (that I saw) that happen, someone else saw them and undid the closures instead of archiving them, and you were involved somehow. I don't know for sure if you were the one who tried to close them or who undid it or what because finding old VFD things is quite difficult, but this was after the previous time I contacted you regarding this stuff and was more of what I was actually thinking of. Regardless, just don't do that, don't close them so soon when they aren't at a consensus, especially when it serves your vote; such abuse of power will, should you continue, result in many large objects shoved up your nose. I am not fooling around. I will shove things up your nose if need be. 1234 ~ 07:18, 27 August 2011

Oh, that one. I just closed the Dark Horse one because I was closing the three other ones (0, 1, and a terrorist/Iranian thingy with a weird name) and it felt weird leaving one nom open in the middle of kept ones. I didn't even feel strongly about keeping the article. If it really bothers you, you're free to reopen it, but you don't need to antagonize me. And I have no idea what closure-undoing you're referring to. Feel free to remind me so I can shake my fist at the other person involved. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:58, 27 August 2011

You probably shouldn't have closed two of those, either... but the horsey was the most wrong. Thing is, though, that doesn't make any sense - if there's one in the middle of other things, just leave it - the poopsmiths'll take care of the closed ones, and the remainings'll sort themselves out in time as well. Just be patient, mon. I'm not trying to antagonise you, just cranky (And slightly hungover now), but if I had any idea where that thing was, I would shove it up your nose, and everyone else's as well. Just so we're clear. Now stop getting in the way of folks trying to help out, stop trying to start drama, and for the love of all things shiny, get that carrot out of your nose. 1234 ~ 17:38, 27 August 2011

But... All I was trying to do was help out. Are you trying to say that I should stop doing admin things altogether? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:47, 27 August 2011

Oh, certainly, yes. That is exactly what I am saying. 1234 ~ 04:25, 28 August 2011

You're a big meanie. :( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:06, 28 August 2011

!

Can you do a BPC. Like please? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:48, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

Is that some acronym referring to someone checking Ban Patrol? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:00, 27 August 2011

Yes ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 12:01, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

SOCKY ... hey man ... are you there ... how is the R45X2? Could you please do a TXY? And then after that a PPL or even better yet, a U7RR? Please? --ShabiDOO 17:45, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

I... have no idea what you just said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:45, 27 August 2011

Yes...that is a little complicated. Okay...this is a little easier...could you do a BPC8 or BPC9 and then follow it up with a GTX? --ShabiDOO 21:52, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

That still confuses the heck out of me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:05, 27 August 2011

Jesus...how else can I express this. Why don't you just do a YYX7R-B (XVII) and we will call it a day. --ShabiDOO 23:32, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

WTFRUDNG? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 27 August 2011, at 23:35

Now that I understood. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:44, 28 August 2011

I'm here to whine on someone elses behalf

This ain't no spambot its just a regular vandal, so I permaban is a bit over the top in this case. Speaking of which Lyrithya seems to think blocking all these IPs infinitely is a bad idea and encourages you folks on IRC to block for a few months instead, something about IP addressing being reassigned... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:59, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Right, right. Apparently she doesn't want me to do anything whatsoever, so maybe that's just what I'll do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:07, 28 August 2011

I do remember discussions from a while ago (like before Lyrithya joined) about banning ips. Basically, the reason why ips shouldn't be perma-banned is because someone else will get the ip address in the future. It isn't some new random policy Lyrithya pulled out of her butt. --Mn-z 12:35, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

I'm aware of that, but if I've seen the same IP being used by this spambot over a span of several months, doesn't that indicate that the spambot's IPs aren't gonna change anytime soon? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:37, 28 August 2011

Perhaps banning the ip for a year or two might work. I have also heard complaints about not banning spam ips for long enough. But the important question is: why hasn't BUTT POOP!!!!'s VFD nom been closed yet? --Mn-z 12:40, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Because Lyrithya would complain to me if I closed it now. *points up* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:04, 28 August 2011

If I complain if you don't close it, would that change your course of action? --Mn-z 13:10, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Well, no, because you're not an admin, so you don't have the right/privilege to boss people around. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:11, 28 August 2011

IP spam

A few phrases seem to be taken from here. Think it might be worth adding to the blacklist or would it be better to wait for someone more qualified to handle it? MadMax 07:18, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

You should talk to Lyrithya about that. If I do anything, she'll probably say I'm not qualified enough to handle it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:09, 28 August 2011