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Correct script format

Hi Socky, you sweet angel. I like that article. But it's not script formatted. I left them THIS for future reference. I'm in the business, so I know. The link is a priceless guide for UnScripts (or any one who ever wants to write a script). You're blessed! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:59, Dec 2

I see what you mean, but forcing people to use that style may be a little bit too restrictive. I mean, if people prefer another font face or prefer to use different brackets, I don't really think there's something wrong with that. Of course, if an article is parodying a Hollywood movie, it's probably more appropriate to format it the way it would be formatted if it were an actual Hollywood script. I'm not sure how images would be incorporated if we'd copy the industry standard, though. To be honest, I think if we'd format scripts exactly like that, I think it'd appear a bit dull to someone not familiar with the movie business. To each his own, I guess. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:16, 2 December 2010
Hi Socky, I know your point. But in the real world a script format like the article, which is as a little kid would imagine it to be, could not even get you into the parking lot in Hollywood. Pros always do it right, even if they are so famous they CAN do it wrong, still, they do it right. I did it right HERE on Uncyclopedia. Real script writers laugh at the amateur ways dreamed up by those who have yet to learn, because even the best screenplay writers had to start off wrong and get kicked in the balls first. The format of most UnScripts is, simply stated, wrong, and accordingly most look childish to anyone who knows. There is nothing wrong with doing things right. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:07, Dec 2
Well, Uncyclopedia is meant to be laughed at. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:15, 2 December 2010

The Miley Cyrus Appreciation Society

Someone nominated the new untune for VFH. But my dissertation is due TODAY! So I'm working like a monkey on crack. But the audio is halfway done. So as soon as I finish I'll record the vocals. Hopefully tonight. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:26, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'm rooting for you, Sonje! And by that, I'm referring to both your coursework and the audio! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:31, 2 December 2010
Ok, all done. Can our next project PLEASE not involve Miley :P --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:00, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
Alright, I'll come up with someone who sucks even more... How about Justin Bieber? He sounds like a girl, anyway. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:32, 2 December 2010
Justin Bieber sounds more like a girl than I do. In other news, the untune seems to be doing well. Furthermore, your talkpage made my blackberry explode so I refuse to talk to you again untill you get raped. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:32, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
There. I raped myself. I hope you're happy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:18, 3 December 2010
Aw. And there I thought I would finally get that revenge rape. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:25, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
Well, you kinda just did that. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:25, 3 December 2010
Damn, u think you'd notice when you rape someone. I'll have to get a rape alarm to remind me. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:28, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
My butt hurts. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:29, 3 December 2010
Too bad Miley Spears isn't around anymore. Sigh. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:06, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

You're still a pretentious jerk. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:55, 5 December 2010

Your Aristocrats Entry

It's so disgusting and vile, it should win the award and then be banned from Uncyclopedia. WELL DONE SIR. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:19, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

You're very welcome, sir. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:29, 7 December 2010

Thanks

Thank you for voting for me for Useless Gobshite last month. Or was that the month before? I can't remember. Either way, though, it really means a lot, so again. Thank you. Have a line of madness, specially chosen for you, as a little keepsake:


And now I'll spam up your talkpage with a hideously long signature in definite violation of UN:SIG. 'Cause I'm nice like that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Sir LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 04:05, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

Instead of doing something productive...

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:


UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Sir LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 21:43, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

O_O AWESOME!--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 21:55, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

I am pretty magical

But in this instance, a wizard did it. Also, sorry if you didn't want your talkpage rolled back. I know you're perfectly capable of doing it yourself and all. I just used the "rollback all" script I installed a long time ago. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:17, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

You've got a rollback all button? Now that's just crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:19, 10 December 2010
It is crazy! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)
That's a scary button. Point it at someone and you can get their wallet and everything. Yo, Socky, you are a God walking among men. Not only did you vote for Never on Sunday, propping it onto the front page where it sits right now, but you've been adding to Elfin Lied, a page which is a giant that lurks just out of reach of the users who haven't seen it. That is all. Aleister 1:25 10 12
Ftiercel is making the final animations as we speak. Then it'll be 'finished' and people will be able to enjoy it in all its might. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:35, 10 December 2010
Is it idiot friendly? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:26, 10 December, 2010
When looking at someone's contribs page, it makes a tab that says "rollback all" up by where it says "special". --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:32, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Yikes! Is it reverseable or is it like the red button some of the jerks have in national capitals and such? Aleister 1:39 10 12
Totally like that. If you're using this script, I hope you've go a fallout shelter in your basement with enough cans of chili to last you a few generations. (Actually, it is reversible with a bit of wiki-fu. Count how many reverts you made (not hard since they all open as new tabs), go to your own contribs, play with the url until it shows that many edits, and then click the big red button again.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:53, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
That sounds... incredibly dangerous. o_O *goes to perhaps copy it, but perhaps not, because that would be insanely stupid* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:41, 10 December, 2010
It is best to give it to everybody, so just like in real life politico mutally assured destruction logic, we can all wipe each other out and thus nobody will ever use it, ever, except for Harry Truman. Aleister 1:58 10 12
I think I'll steal it... o__o *looks around for someone to try it on* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:27, 10 December, 2010
This is off topic, but... Actually I'm the magical one. Cheers! --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:29, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
*eyes Magic man speculatively, stroking new button* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:33, 10 December, 2010
*Magic man declares a shoot out. Magic man and Lyrithya Stand back to back, walk three paces turn and... Shoot (well click actually, seeing as it is a button)!* --Magic Snow man 13:30, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Naw. That'd be mean, especially with a default set of 500. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 14:50, 10 December, 2010
*Magic man shoots Lyrithya in the face then runs off laughing...* --Magic Snow man 14:54, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Herod the Great

Thanks for proof reading Herod the Great Socky. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:09, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

A pleasure, Romartus. In fact, I just dove into the article again to weed out any typos I might've missed the first time. Thanks for calling me "the Great Socky", by the way. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:18, 10 December 2010
The Great Socky..I think that could be the follow up to the Great Gatsby! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:27, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
What an honour. In fact, I just went to its Wikipedia page and reverted some vandalism. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:40, 10 December 2010

I dub thee

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Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/UnBooks:Fred

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:14, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations, it was a whimsical read. --Black Flamingo 16:16, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:57, 10 December 2010

Almost forgot

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Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:26, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:57, 10 December 2010

Apology regarding reversion on UN:REQ

Sorry for not bothering to google the name posted by 71.x.x.x. I was too quick to assume that the entry was not in good faith due to it being malformatted and posted by an Anonymous Coward. I will not let this happen again. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 23:02, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

No biggie. Keep up the good work, Pentium5dot1. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:34, 11 December 2010

Apologies

I cannot vandalise your userpage. At least, not in any way that would satisfy my perfectionism, until I get back on a linux machine; windows simply does not have the capacity nor the tools I require, not for something so specific as you wanted. Shame, really. Would have been funnier had there been several all in a similar vein of pink insanity, even if they would have come from such completely different angles.

Feh. Maybe I shall just do my exam, instead. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:56, 12 December, 2010

:'( Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:28, 12 December 2010
It'll get done; don't worry. Just not right away. >.< 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:21, 12 December, 2010

Huggles and muffins!

I'm bored, I haven't slept enough, my back hurts, and my computer is slow. And I'm waiting for things to finish. So now I'm leaving a completely pointless message on your talkpage.

Good day. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:50, 13 December 2010

Mmm, muffins... Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:36, 13 December 2010
Mluffins! Buys ya mluffins here! Thanks for your support and tweeks on Festivus, I see you rescued the cat from being crunched up against the roof and, of course, found one of my constant spelling errors. Isn't that the cutest holiday cat that ever graced the pages of a wiki? I found it while random paging. And is Elfin Lied almost ready for the big show, perfect for Christmas day. I've got it linked in "Uncyclopedia is almost full" as one of the favorite pages. Aleister 9:47 15 12
AAA! I've gotta run! But to answer your questions/notes: Mmm, muffins... It's a pleasure! Yes. And yes, just one more image! And thanks for being such a nice guy, Aleister. :D Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:51, 15 December 2010

UnNews:Young girl arrested for hoodwinking the world

Thanks for your contribution! you are the 14th unique contributor of the month. (All right, some aren't really unique.) You could make this superficially resemble news better by heeding the UnNews:Style: first two paragraphs of Section 3 (keep "our reporter" out of the story) and last bullet of 3.2 (don't end with a moral-of-the-story). I understand that these are all coded references to Justin Bieber, but suspending disbelief and accepting the reporter's demented viewpoint, the article still doesn't explain its own relevance to the reader. Spıke ¬ 00:15 16-Dec-10

In related news, yes, I completely forgot that, Socky. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:38, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

It is what it is now. But there is plenty of time to make it better, too. Spıke ¬ 00:44 16-Dec-10

If I could come up with something else that sounds more newsy and is better than what was there before, I'd replace it, but I haven't come up with anything yet and I'm probably not going to either, to be honest. Then again, I think "our reporter" sounds a lot more newsy than "me" or "I". The relevance to the reader is implied in the "the world" part of the title. Well, the only people this wouldn't be relevant to are the ones that have never heard of Bieber. What I'm trying to achieve with this UnNews is for the fans to go "Hey, that girl looks just like Justin Bieber... OMG, this is about Justin Bieber" and the haters to do the same thing, except they'll burst out laughing once they realize it and maybe they'll say "Holy shit" instead of "OMG". And the ones that don't get it, well, I hope they put a comment on the talkpage so I can point out the obvious to them. :) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:14, 16 December 2010

Yes, "our reporter" (or "this reporter") is better than using the first person. Spıke ¬ 18:06 16-Dec-10

PS--So this is not an UnNews but a riddle?! Am editing the story (1) to turn around the lead sentence to look like a news story, and (2) to eliminate "this reporter" wherever I can do so gently. Revert in whole or part if you think it breaks the concept. I dislike the last paragraph but cannot change it gently and still don't know enough either about Justin Bieber or the effect you are looking for. Spıke ¬ 18:35 16-Dec-10

your star is here!

Thanks, Poiz! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:33, 18 December 2010

. . .and again

Thanks! (thanking you is getting tiresome, but a good kind of tiresome) You caught a blatant spelling error in the lead of today's feature, something which would have thrown the entire lead into a chaotic WTF? And for all the spelling and other fixes on that page, on the Todd Palin page, and who knows how many others. Time marches on! Aleister 12:50 18 12

You're welcome, Aleister. I was actually checking your pages because you said their images were still looking odd. Well, I hope stuff's looking fine now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:33, 18 December 2010
Lookin' good! But most of the pages are still lopsided (I'd better fix all of mine, I guess.) Is the backup server going to fix all of them eventually, or will we have to manually fix 25,000 pages????!!!! Aleister 10:30 19 12

UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon

The subject of this article is such an ass hole that he won’t even thank you. He told me to do it. Hey, fuck him! But, thank you!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:18, Dec 18

Xmas

Merry Xmas I couldn't find something better

I was feeling bored so I made this template.
Merry Christmas!
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Trr.jpg

--M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree.jpg 18:29, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Yay! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:30, 21 December 2010

Elflike

Earlier I noticed you sneaking down the chimneys of many new users to give them a present of a shiny new welcoming template, and just logging on now I see you are still at it. An elf! You are one of Santa's little helpers who is visiting all the good girls and boys and giving them an entranceway to Uncy (and what better gift exists!). So as not to keep you from your work, I will cut this short and wish you a very Merry Christmas, and if I hadn't eaten all of the figgy pudding and dranken all of the egg nog you would have had some of that too, but no. Onward elf, onward! Aleister 15:42 Christmas MMX

YAY! It is good to see the spam of welcomes on recent changes, good, indeed... I had missed it, andnot having time myself... well, I'm glad you got to it. *huggles Socky* Also, there is pinkness in your future. *evil laugh* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:05, 25 December 2010

Ah, the wonders of elfhood. I'll make sure Santa gives a couple nice presents to the both of you. :) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:30, 25 December 2010

Lol

I was watching recent changes and I saw this

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bye --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree.jpg 16:50, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

I see you've got Funnybony's talkpage watchlisted. How very suspicious of you. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:53, 25 December 2010
Do you want me to unwatch it? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree.jpg 16:55, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
I have his talkpage watchlisted, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:56, 25 December 2010
You don't need to unwatch it. It's just something that stood out. Being in bold and all. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:12, 25 December 2010

Question...

How does one go about making an image into an external link as well as giving it mouse-over text? You seem to know these things, is all... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:04, 25 December 2010

Like this? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:45, 25 December 2010
No, I mean the image is the link. How do I override the default mouse-over text? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:59, 25 December 2010
Mhailleaward.jpg Magic! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:02, 25 December 2010

10:10 and thanks

A very good video, nice and creepy and blowinguppity. Thanks for your vote on goat! A goat will come visit you in your sleep now, just sayin'. Aleister 13:16 26 12

Ah, yes. The genius that is 10:10. People should vote a goat to be America's new president. ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:20, 26 December 2010

Speling

I cannot spell. You are like a machine. Thanks. Just today I checked on recent changes and saw you spell-swept Anne Hathaway and found what, like 80 mistakes, and now with the Go into the light page, 50 more. I'm surprised I can spell my own name, or even this name. Thanks again, you and Lyrithya have saved me much shame and hanging the head thing with spelling saves. Aleister 3:11 30 12

Well, to be honest, the way my browser automatically spellchecks stuff has something to do with it too. The real trick is to know when something isn't a typo. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:18, 30 December 2010
Yes, how does one do that? *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:27, 30 December 2010
I usually use rational thought. And when that's not available, chocolate works just as good. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:30, 30 December 2010
However you two pull off your magic, it's. . .magic. Or, as I would spell it, margic. Aleister 3:33 30 12
IT'S FUCKING MARGICAL OR SUMTIN! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:34, December 30, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, chocolate? Now that would... um... possibly work if I had any. *shifty eyes* And Dexter, how dare you edit conflict me. How dare you! And stuff. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:37, 30 December 2010

HI!

I'm really not supposed to be doing this, but there were these awards lying around, and this one is yours!


Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month December 2010

Well-earned, squishy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:49, 1 January 2011

Yay! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 06:49, 1 January 2011

I seek your artistic advises...

Can you think of any way to salvage this? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:10, 1 January 2011

Well, it could be used as a sitenotice, I suppose. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:46, 1 January 2011
That was the intent, but it just looks so... awful. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:00, 1 January 2011
Uncyclopedia is the worst, you know. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:39, 1 January 2011
It doesn't have to be that bad... does it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:56, 1 January 2011
Sure it does. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:19, 1 January 2011

Roberto Duran le da las gracias

Roberto celebrates his feature article in Uncyclopedia – thanks to you.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:41, Jan 2

Peed on

I feel so dirty. And it's starting to smell. Maybe I should launder my clothes, and/or take a shower, but the pee has kind of already set into the pores and orifices, so what's the use. Oh, thanks for the review! I was surprised it was nommed, and was awaiting your pee, and it will help. I'll work on it right now. Your explanation of the table, feature. Thanks for all the 8's and higher numbers like that. Aleister 13:03 2 1 '11

p.s. Put in some of your suggestions, a big help and thanks for catching some obvious mistakes, both mentioned in the review and in copyediting. Oh, the lightburst pic was yours, I found it on another page and didn't recall it from your bible article. Thanks for creating it and lending it around (rent check slipped under the door). More to go on the page but time to sign-off now, thanks again. 13:41 2 1 '11
It's always a pleasure when I can pee on something. Especially if it's a good article and that's the kind you tend to write. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:13, 2 January 2011

Socky

Hello. Was that a joke vote on UotY? As the holder of the crown your vote is precious, like gold soaked in more gold and then coated with really good chocolate, so just wondering. And if so, tellme tellme, what is the secret. Is Lyrihtya a demon or something worse? Popcorn at the ready. (I was going to email this to you but you have no email) Aleister 1:11 4 1 '11

Ah, I was just kidding around. I'll probably change my vote to a slightly more sensible one when I figure out who to vote for. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 07:03, 4 January 2011
In other words, you're unable to commit. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:08, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
You should vote for Al. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 15:03, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Or Chief. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 15:03, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Or Sycamore. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 15:03, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Or Romartus. Or... guh, I can see why you might have trouble figuring out whom to support... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 15:04, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Or for Lyrithya for real (most deserving, and badly manhandled on the page, heh heh) Or for yourself! If we kick in gear we can get 30 IP's to vote to give you a repeat! If this was major league ball you'd be up for it again. Thanks for the vote for me and 90s Kid21's page, it'd be nice to give him a feature. And did you know this is Uncy's 6th Birthday! Aleister 22:32 Uncy's 6th Anniversary
Now I'm even more conflicted about who to vote for. Hey wait, I was nommed for WotY and not UotY. Now there's a pleasant surprise. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:23, 7 January 2011

wtf

what the f*ck is with this princess trend--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 20:49, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

they're all comin' out of the closet. fuckin' QUEERS are destroying this community, let me tell ya --Roman Dog Bird 21:08, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
Queers? I feel highly offended. I'm a princess, not some gay faggot. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:41, 8 January 2011
Shut up you homogay! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:09, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
*starts rambling incoherently* Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:43, 9 January 2011

Hey lonely

I'm working on this, and asking other users if they'd like to contribute. It's basically a humorous lonely hearts column, but I'm too unfunny and lazy to come up with enough ads. You're a funny guy; think you'll be able to add a few? Lyrithya's going to make it look like an actual newspaper and everything. --Black Flamingo 14:16, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

I'm funny? Well, I'll try to come up with something. Anything I contribute will probably be based upon myself though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:56, 9 January 2011

Flint, Michigan on VFH

Thanks for the vote and for the tweaks to the illustrations. The purpose of the second Infobox is to feed the joke, "Oh, you mean the city? [Let's start over.]" The only way to avoid the white space is either to make the first Infobox less complete or to make the initial geology digression longer. And the city seal is mentioned in the text of the intro. Spıke ¬ 17:38 10-Jan-11

Oh, I see. Well, my main issue is the way the first infobox is too much about the city already, and doesn't differ enough from the second infobox. I don't have a problem with listing "Michigan" as a state of matter, but "country" and "population" have little to do with sedimentary quartz. Maybe instead you could use "density" and to the right fill in the alleged population density, for example. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:14, 11 January 2011

Search for God

Appreciate the help. Trying to adjust to support IPhone as well, and stumbling a little. Also realised that the latest banner ads do something in regards to z-index which means that part of the text from the ad appears on the page, which is annoying. I'm assuming the hide ad is simply a HTML DOM command to change the display of the ad (hopefully by getElementByID) to hidden, which means I should hopefully be able to leave the ad displaying if someone has left the display on, but I'm unsure how that'll work on lite version. I'm thinking this has gotten enough positive feedback that I can put it up for VFH, but I want to iron out these last few issues first. (Iphone and wikimedia lite really do not work well together. Really need a better solution to a few of these tweaks.) Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 08:56, Jan 11 2011 UTC

Well, I don't have an iPhone, so I can't really help you there. I have noticed in the past that a couple people are unable to see the stuff inside the div when using the position parameter. Though actually, I don't think you need to use position:relative in this page. Playing with the margins will probably get you the same effect. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:14, 11 January 2011
Better, definitely. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 11:41, Jan 11 2011 UTC
Thanks. I'm not sure how to remove the category, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:43, 11 January 2011
Maybe a div with white background over the top? I'm happy to leave it though, so leave it as is. VFH IT? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 12:14, Jan 11 2011 UTC
Yeah, I guess it's not really an issue. VFH AWAY! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:18, 11 January 2011

Formatting issue

Hey. Do you know of any way to successfully reduce line-height to 100% other than pre, tt or adding spaces at the start of a line? Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 21:11, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Well, I'm aware of a line-height parameter in spans and divs, but the way you're making it sound, it's more like you want to move text to the right. In which case the margin-left parameter should suit your needs. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:37, 13 January 2011
Not quite. I'm actually playing with ASCII art but wanting to have it white on black. If I simply add space to the start I get this:
│  │  
├──┤ ┐
│  │ │
If I use pre I can get exactly the right schema, and can tidy up a bit of the ugly formatting, like this:
 │  │  
 ├──┤ ┐
 │  │ │
But if I try to add a link to it
 │  │  
 ├──┤ ┐
 [[Hi|│  │ │]]
And if I use tt I get this

│  │  
├──┤ ┐
│  │ │

And just a plain div gives me this

│  │
├──┤ ┐
│  │ │

Which, despite being ugly coding with lots of nbsps, has that gap between lines.
So far the tt with the spacing before the lines is the closest I have come to what I'm after, but it's still unattractive. Any ideas? Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 23:56, Jan 13 2011 UTC
Oh, and thanks for the nom. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 23:58, Jan 13 2011 UTC
Well, I'm most familiar with div, so I've tried getting that one to show up right.
│  │
├──┤ ┐
│  │ │
It turns out it were just the carriage returns that were mocking it up. Putting carriage returns in between tags can do that sometimes. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:21, 14 January 2011
Brilliant! Harder to create the art that way but easy enough to remove the varraige returns once you've made it. And I can use nbsp to indent whatever I need to and monospace will keep it all nicely lined up. Thanks again. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 01:04, Jan 14 2011 UTC

Thanks!

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I greatly appreciate your support.

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Thanks! Again!

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SimCity

I still hate it. Are you thinking of improving it at all? Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 14:10, Jan 16 2011 UTC

Well, I could try to improve it. I'm pretty busy with other stuff right now, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:21, 16 January 2011

Thanks!

Because Zombiebaron doesn't like it when you vote for yourself. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:57, 17 January 2011

That time I read your review for "That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station" during my sojourn to my watchlist

Dude you took a fucking piss.

Dude, that fucking review was good. Like, WTF?

So there I was

looking at my watchlist, doing my uncyclopedia editing thing thing with the other users and the admins, right? Like, computer geek badass shit.

and this fucking review

for an article I wrote bursts out of the other fucking links, helpfull all over the place. And instead of going for the conventional pee reivew angle, it makes a pissline straight for awesomeness!

so I pulled out my

keyboard and type the shit out of this thank you message, and the message looks like my fucking article! WTF?

I barely got away with a major cramp in my fingers from typing so much and two minutes of my life gone.

No, seriously. Thank you.

--Wanna see a magic trick? 16:42, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

You're very welcome. ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:03, 18 January 2011
Are you hitting on me? --Wanna see a magic trick? 18:25, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Are you? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:28, 18 January 2011
Damn you're good. --Wanna see a magic trick? 18:36, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

The First Lunar-American War

You seemed to enjoy it the first time around, so I thought I'd let you know that I've significantly retooled and expanded The First Lunar-American War in order to reflect developments since 2009. Cheers and enjoy! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0201 EST 21 JAN 2011

Wow, quite a retooling if I may say so. You've got a nom out of me. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:32, 21 January 2011
Thanks, I really appreciate it! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0831 EST 21 JAN 2011
I do too! --~ ★Brilliant Moron★ (MouthPiece) 19:35, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

Little help?

Wotcha Socky, I wonder if you could help a little. I don't know why, but I always think of you as a Sock who knows his way around an in-joke. Would you care to suggest a few that would help me finish the top article on this page off at all? I'm sure you could spot a few I've missed (bonus points for suggesting what could replace Midkiff Land). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:45, Jan 27

Wow, that's a lot of in-jokes. Well, you seem to have almost all of them covered. Except for grues, Captain Obvious, the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the tumbleweed image. As for Midkiff Land, maybe A gay retared place would be an appropriate substitute? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:43, 27 January 2011
Christ, how could I forget the Cap'n? Not sure about retared place - doesn't really rhyme or scan. Might fit elsewhere though. Thankies! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:46, Jan 27
Ah, Pen Island. I should've thought of that one. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:55, 27 January 2011
Without looking at the page, do you have Poop throwing monkeys? They are so in that they emit a foul odor when coming out. I am but a humble servant of the poop throwing monkeys 23:23 27-1-'11

Do me! Do me!

I've been checking into feature noms a few times, to put up my Snow angels. Could you please bypass the horror of the code fallen in combat and nom it under my name (yours if you would do the honor)? It got a slightly favorable pee review although I wish the score were higher. Thanks! Aleister 23:25 27-1-'11

Your wish is my command. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:31, 27 January 2011
And your command is my wish. Thank you, kind sir. I'm glad you liked the page, or at least didn't mind it, or left the misspellings unturned. Appreciated, all of that. I put in a new link at the top of the extra page linked at the bottom. It still makes me laugh whenever I look at it. This place is more fun than two barrels of monkeys hitting each other in the face with pie. Aleister 23:41 27-1-'11
Oh, I assure you, it was my pleasure. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:54, 27 January 2011

Saw your page on the young girl in Atlanta, thought "Good, I can vote for a Socky page", read it, and apparantly have lost all sense of bearings because I don't know what the page is about. Did I miss a major news item (I saw your source, but I hesitate clicking onto external links), did this happen in Egypt, did something occur under Mr. Gaga's skirt, in short, what is it about? And why is Jane Fonda's old mug shot there? Unjumble my mind, thank you. Aleister 1:34 29-1-'11

Hmm... How to explain this... Just follow this external link and everything will become clear. I hope. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:42, 29 January 2011
My God in heaven. The page is about that little snivering kid Justin Beiber? And that he looks like Jane Fonda? Without saying his name? I will read it again, but believe at this moment that you are crazy as a loon, and I like it. Aleister 1:57 29-1-'11
I find it rather enjoyable myself, as well. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:09, 29 January 2011

UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for votin...

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--Wanna see a magic trick? 23:43, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

PLS Judging

Sockpuppet, just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are alt-namespace category and you put your results here. Good luck.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:03, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll make sure to read all those entries. *looks at the huge list of entries* *faints* Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:07, 1 February 2011

Lunar Launch

Wow! Socky! Awesome! Perfecto! I normally use FinalDraftPro, and didn't know how to indent the code as code. That is the way scripts are written. There is no other way acceptable to the entertainment business. And UnScripts shouldn't make exceptions any more than Hollywood (who never do). I just finished a non-fiction script which I'll send you a pdf if you email me directly. Thanks for fixing lunar launch. That's really nice. Best wishes, cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:15, Feb 3

I'm still not quite sure if it should be enforced on all UnScripts, though. Don't theater plays use a different style? I don't use email on Uncyclopedia, but I'm sure it's a nice script, Funnybony. ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:36, 3 February 2011

UnNews:Malcolm X resurrected to rule Egypt

Thanks for the UnNews! You are in the 3-Spot on today's Front Page. But it took me a while to figure out why this wasn't an anti-Obama rant or an article about memes of Afro-American politics. I would need a little more relation to reality to ease me into the outrageous dialogue, perhaps a sentence or less explaining the real-world confusion between the two guys. Then again, I have no sense of humor.

Separately, just yesterday I read someone say that he is "sometimes derisively referred to as 'Malcolm the Tenth.'" That's a cute line that you might work into it. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 11:34 3-Feb-11

Thanks Spike! I'll see if I can worm that line in somewhere. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:36, 3 February 2011

GIMP

How did you download it? Give me instructions. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 16:09, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

Well, based on what it says on the website, just clicking this link should do the trick. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:11, 3 February 2011
I have it. Now how can I take a face and put it in another picture? --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 16:46, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
How can I make the pic I want to paste, smaller. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 17:42, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

"I don't want to go there"

I don't get what you mean. I think the Blahs need to go on a little longer because otherwise the joke of Pokemon and YuGiOh being Blah'd out (because they're the only ones most people might read) isn't as clear. Plus the Anime/Manga sections can be long and annoying to scroll over, so it seems like the parody should be too. Won't fight you on it, though. :P --193.1.104.2 19:17, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

I've added that Xamd Lost Memories one back, but honestly, the "Blah" jokes shouldn't go on for too long or they'd ruin the rest of the article. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:29, 3 February 2011
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THIEF!!!

You stole my... Uhh, nevermind. Nominally Humane! some time 22:04, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't steal - I reverse engineered - the fact that the code is almost identical is pure coincidence! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:07, 3 February 2011

TV Tropes-related Images

Hello, I was curious how to remove an image (I'm familiar with wiki-related software, but I've never have had to delete an image, and thus it is an alien process for me), and I would like to note I re-cropped the header image to conform to the page in the latest edit, but to be fair, not with all of the changes you outlined, so I will fix up the image and represent it, but as for now I respect your decision to revert the article. Thanks! Yahoobox 03:07, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

New Header For Thou

Here is a new TV Tropes Header, and it is as close as I could make it without changing the style too much, and without axing the ad. It is only slightly different in size (-46 x +61 px.) and it shouldn't break the layout too badly. Yahoobox 03:24, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

Newtvtropesbanner.png

Yup, that looks good. I just added it to the article. ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:25, 5 February 2011

Yay~ Thank you! ^.^ However, I'm not overly happy about the alignment of the faux-article title and the layout, so I'm revising that, and will be directly editing that, and I hope that is okay. Yahoobox 03:29, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

So...

I saw you didn't like my my book. I would love to make you change your mind. Of course, you will need some help. Psst. How much?Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 17:35, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Oh no, I think your entry was pretty good. It's just that a couple others were slightly better. ;) 2,000 euros will do. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:42, 6 February 2011
If you change your mind, I will always have some help --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 17:47, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

PLS Scores - would you consider re-doing yours?

While there have been a lot of entries (and very strong in your category), I think it would be better to try and pic some outright winners (I'd rather not have the tie-breaker judges brought in). Just go with the entries you think are the strongest, nobody expects you to be perfect or to please everybody:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:21, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

And think about my help. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 19:56, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
But... I really can't decide. If I liked the articles equally well, how am I supposed to choose between them? I'm sorry Sycamore, but if I had to break the ties, my choice would be arbitrarily random, and I don't think that's honest towards the entrants either. The other two judges in the category will probably break the ties anyway, I think. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:20, 6 February 2011

Congratulations!

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For undoing that stuff on those pages, or whatever. <3 ya!!! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 22:33, 6 February 2011

Yay! I don't know what particular instance you are referring too, but you're welcome nonetheless. :D Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:37, 6 February 2011

My neighbor has beans!

Hello. Now that all the judges in your poo lit category have voted would you, kindest of sirs, take a moment when you have the time to point out the biggest fault(s) in my entry, which received nary a whisper amongst the three tribunes. I am actully quite interested, as I wish to do with it as I've done with "Warm piss water", and continue to shape it towards illusive perfection. Thanks. And I do like how you tied your scores, a nice way to do things in life. And your new forum is quite interesting, and will provide a good reference for finding some interesting pages. Aleister 12:56 7-2-'11

Well, to be honest, I think your UnBook is great, but some of the other entries just appealed to me more. One of the reasons I didn't write short Pee-Review-y thingies for the entries is because most of them were excellent. All I'd have to say would be short comments like "This is great!", "Marvelous!" and "If this had been a food article, I would've gladly consumed it." I found it extremely hard to choose one over the other, as all the ties will indicate, I think. If there is one thing I might note about your entry, it's that the variety of image sizes and where you put them sometimes makes the article seem less pretty, in my nutty honest opinion. Besides that, it's a really nice UnBook, so you shouldn't feel bad about not winning best alt. namespace. ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:32, 8 February 2011
Thanks! Good advice. And hey Jae (Socky's real name is Jason N. Daargonauts), I wasn't yelping about the judging at all - Judges is Judges - just wanted some good feedback on the article, which you provided. I'll work on the pics and the entire page once it's unlocked. This was a great category, and I don't envy your job of having to read, let alone judge, all the entrants. Thanks again. Aleister 13:05 8-2-'11
p.s. Did you hear the one about the three wise men who go into a bar, order muir, frankensense, and gold, and the bartender asks "Do you want straw with those, boys?"
No, I haven't, to be honest. What happens next? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:31, 8 February 2011
I don't know. They get some straw, I suppose. And the other stuff they ordered. If it's a well-stocked bar. Or the next line could be "Coming right up!" which would allude to the Christian meme of Jesus rising into the sky by evaporation after hanging out with his buds. Or even "No thanks, we've already got some" which would imply that the wise men brought extra straw to replace the straw in Jesus' manger that the animals ate. Or "No, but make mine a double" which could mean that the guy bringing the gold would like some to keep for himself. That's why they call him a wise man. I just whistled backwards. Aleister 13:45 8-2
Ah! Now it all makes sense. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:51, 8 February 2011

Yonkers.

I started making a thing. What does it need? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:34, 8 February 2011

My edits are gone :(

Why? It makes me sad :(

JasperFfordeRocks 03:59, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Because we have a particular level of quality control that your edits didn't quite reach. Have a read of HTBFANJS and BGBU and see if that helps. Pup 06:13 09 Feb '11

You know...

You're rather wonderful at times. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:03, 9 February 2011

I know. :D Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:08, 9 February 2011
Lyrithya lies too much. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:13, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Dearest resident sockpuppet

I decided to take on an UnNews on spring training since it starts next week. I wrote two versions (one and two) and, since I've been away so long and am still getting my bearings, I was wondering if you could offer an opinion on which one I should work on or if I should come up with a new idea all together. Much thanks in advance. --Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:32, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Number One would already be a credible addition to UnNews (just slap {{Original}} onto it and perhaps write a new initial sentence that summarizes what just happened that's newsy). Number Two I don't like; it is not UnNews at all but personal opinion. We handle this as an Editorial or Column, but especially for a Column, you have to decide who is doing the talking (and preferably use the occasion to lampoon that person as well). Don't take this the wrong way, but nobody cares what the opinion of "JackOfSpades" is. So if cast as an Editorial, you would need to lay some groundwork to convince the reader who the speaker is and why his opinions matter. Spıke ¬ 23:58 9-Feb-11
I mostly agree with Spike on this. The first one is a typical UnNews and is pretty much ready for mainspace. The second one is in first person, which makes it appear less journalistic etc. Actually, the concept of the second one might be suitable for a regular article about baseball, though it'd obviously need to be expanded heavily for that to work. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:41, 10 February 2011
Thanks guys I'll keep all that in mind in the future. Now just to finish up that first one before spring training actually starts.--Jackofspades.png (talk) 03:50, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

How dare you!

I have read your article on my beloved Great Britain, and I must take umbrage! How dare you suggest that our tea tax is Socialist! We have absolutely nothing to do with that bugger Marx or any of his loopy, Russian ideas. The tea tax is entirely voluntary, and failure to pay is treated as nothing more than a teensy snafu, which is punishable by a mere eighteen years in the snake pit. Why does the world not understand this? --Holy shit it's Neopowell 00:59, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

*pokes head out from under rock* Uh Marx was German...Going back to my hiding spot now...--Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:09, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
  • Englishmen never say the word Ger...the name of our enemy in public, wot wot. --Holy shit it's Neopowell 08:13, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, you mean the Great Britain article. While I did contribute to that one a bit, I didn't write anything about tea taxes being socialist. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:12, 11 February 2011
This is all a conspiracy to make me feel foolish isn't it? Well, you have succeeded, sirs/madams (delete as appropriate), but at what cost? At what cost? --Holy shit it's Neopowell 09:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Huh?

So what was this image you wanted? I forgot. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:11, 11 February 2011

A picture with people wearing jaybird masks and people wearing woodpecker masks waging war in 19th century style. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:12, 11 February 2011
Oh, right... I'll get on that soonish, love. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:39, 11 February 2011
For this... right? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:40, 11 February 2011
Yup. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:01, 11 February 2011

Jaybird general.png Woodpecker thing.png

I made one! Or something. Is that ludicrous enough? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:23, 15 February 2011

Now I made another. I give up. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:43, 15 February 2011
Okay, okay, I'll do it proper. But not now. Later. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:54, 16 February 2011

Law & Order: Puritan New England

I nominated it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:43, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

Such a whore... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:13, 14 February 2011

Your cuntymints

They...

Ah, hells, I'm too tired. Can't even figure what I'm saying. Remind me later, will you? I've words. Or ideas. Notions, perhaps? Um. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:49, 14 February 2011

Thanks once again

I went over Pearl necklace to find misspellings or mistakes, and thought it was clean to go. Then you come along and find like what, 40 errors? Thanks again for backing me up on my lifelong path of moronosity. Aleister 2:29 15-2-'11

And you voted for! You are like a God who has transversed to earth, only to be caught in this mortal coil and doing only good while you await the other Gods to come back and pick you up, like E.T. only Godlier. Aleister 2:55 15-2-'11
Ah, no problem Aleister. And I'm pretty sure it was a little bit less than 40. ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:00, 15 February 2011 03:00, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thankee, Goode Sir/Ma'am

Guildensternenstein.jpg
Guildy.jpg
FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thankee for supporting my featur'd and PLS winning Article.

I give Thanks for your goode and earnest Praise toward it.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:39, February 16, 2011 (UTC)


Lol

Witness the magic of Uncyclopedia!

Socky's welcome.png

STOP WELCOMING PEOPLE! --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 13:39, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
Why? It doesn't look like anyone else is gonna do it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:41, 16 February 2011
But you destroy the whole recent changes thing. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 14:54, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
Don't you like a RecentChanges filled with welcomes? There wasn't much else going on anyway. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:57, 16 February 2011
The real purpose of welcoming is to present the morons with a massive amount of information at once, thus chasing them away and saving uncy countless man hours of handling their stupidness (some, sigh, slip through). Socky deserves great credit for this thankless work. Aleister 15:02 16-2-'11
HowTo:Go in Heaven --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 15:03, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
bad grammar? I ain't have no bad grammar. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 15:07, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
So I've noticed... Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:10, 16 February 2011
I are goud. Yu are bad. Mi Gramar is my awesomeem. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 15:12, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
PLEASE STOP WELCOMING PEOPLE! I WILL GET CRAZY! --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 15:43, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
It's so tempting. ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:46, 16 February 2011

Yo

I became and admin! Only admins can do that. Center well maybe not but still it looks like I am an admin. I am. You're not. HAHA. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 20:04, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thank God. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:07, 16 February 2011
Why? --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 20:07, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
Because being an admin is lotsa work. Well, except if you're one of the retired ones, maybe. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:11, 16 February 2011
Take a look at my why i didn't make my homewrok zarticle. im sure theres a grammar mistake in the title --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 20:12, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
That one looks all right. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:16, 16 February 2011
You can still edit it. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 20:18, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

Cheers

Awesome horses.jpg

One of my planned tasks for the day was ask someone how to set up a redirect, so ugly could go to ugliness (I am a simpleton and don't know how to do these things). I see you've already done it, thank you! Here's a picture of some really cool horses to show my gratitude.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 13:20, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:08, 18 February 2011

You...

shouldn't move ugly to ugliness. I'm not sure but I think there was a page in Ugly. And you moved it. I am very angry.(actually not) I don't care. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 13:32, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

But I didn't move anything. I only redirected Ugly to Ugliness because it was a red link. And somebody told me red links are bad. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:08, 18 February 2011
Don't you know you must never listen to Lyrithya? --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 16:20, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
I know. I know... Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:32, 18 February 2011
You still learn things little Socky. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 16:35, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Red links aren't bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:46, 18 February 2011
That's what I'm talking about. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 17:48, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

Can you put a template that inicates that I no longer use "Maniac mcpee" anymore? Thanks. And this is unofficially my last edit. --     Vote here for Maniac of the Month. Or not. Red and green are awsome colours, eh? Go Crazy Canada Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 23:10, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

Well, once you've picked your other account, you can just put a message at the top of your userpage directing people to your new username, right? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:13, 19 February 2011
He can't answer you. That was unofficially his last edit. The key part in UnOfficially, in case it's not official as yet. I will miss him until he comes back, and then I will rejoice and send out for beer!!! Aleister 23:15 19-2-'11
Guess who's back.... --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:34, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
MrN9000? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:38, 20 February 2011
Nope. Keep guessing. Pretty obvious, if you think about it.--Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:36, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
Cajek? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:41, 20 February 2011
I'm hoping this is a joke. I mean, you really don't know who this is? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:44, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
Maniac1075? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:45, 20 February 2011
You're getting warmer. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:46, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
Pee? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:50, 20 February 2011
Yep, it's a joke. Combine the last two together. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:00, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
Pee Maniac? So you like peeing maniacally. That's nice to know. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:02, 20 February 2011
Rearrange the two words, idiot. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:04, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
Idiot? How dare you insult me like that! *runs away crying* Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:08, 20 February 2011
Sorry, Socky. Didn't mean to scare you like that...since i'm sorry, i'll tell you who I am.


MANIAC MCPEE IS BACK!

--Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:12, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I knew. ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:14, 20 February 2011
I prefer the name Lollipop over Maniac mcpee. And as I say:

LET THE LICKING BEGIN!! --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:16, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Is that strawberry I'm tasting? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:21, 20 February 2011
Yep. Juicy strawberry. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 04:38, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

--Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:41, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Existentialism Article

I stumbled on your Existentialism article a few days ago and did a complete n00b hackjob editing it. Sorry 'bout that. However, I don't think I understand what you're doing with the article (sarcasm? ironic opposite?) and I have the pomposity to wonder if I could help out. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 21:07, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Well, it's not my article, and to be honest, I don't think it's a very good article. But just replacing a whole article with "Existentialism is" isn't much of an improvement. If you're planning to rewrite the article from scratch, it'd be best to start writing in your userspace and when you're finished, just ask an admin if he'd move your rewrite on top of the current article. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:48, 21 February 2011
I'm assuming you've seen the Nihilism article, right? That's what I'm going for - something that encapsulates the whole philosophical outlook in as little room as possible. I thought RiNSpy's edit was a step in the right direction because it got a big part of existentialism out there in a pithy phrase. While I admit both our edits were a bit... primitive (the one-line-of-text article looks amateurish)... that's what we're going for. Existentialism is the perfect topic to be described in a funny way in just a template, and while I know that those kind of articles shouldn't be made, I also know that that's just ignorable policy. Thoughts? ~ Humbuck.png Talk 22:18, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Well, one-liners, as well as none-liners for that matter, are generally discouraged. While RiNSpy's version is appropriate considering the essence of existentialist philosophy, it leaves such vast amounts of satirical potential untouched. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:30, 22 February 2011

Alone in the dark

How do I get out of the attic in alone in the dark?--JordonOng 08:42, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

No, no. You need to stay in the attic in order to win. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:37, 23 February 2011

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

Happymonkeywinter2011.jpg ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 09:58, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

You know...

My article is on VFH and I thought you may wanted to vote Symbol for vote.svg For. it. Friend? You are my friend. *lies to get a vote* --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 09:10, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

No, wait. You voted. Fuck. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 09:11, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
You're welcome. :) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:20, 26 February 2011

Manatee

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month February 2011

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 00:28, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

:O Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:11, 1 March 2011
Awesome. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:07, 1 March 2011

World distracted, Rabbi Techno slaps a massive template on your talkpage

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Super happy monkey competition topic

Hey your topic will be ready here at about five minutes before the start of the competition (5pm EST or 2200 UTC). HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK :) PISSING ALL OVER YOUR FACE --ShabiDOO 21:47, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

You're Winner

Per Forum:The Great Administrator Mixup: Vote for your temporary admins here, you now have admin powers for the duration of March. DON'T MESS UP I MEAN IT. —rc (t) 18:09, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

But I'm the worst! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:37, 4 March 2011
I'm worse. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:42, 4 March 2011
Neither of you are worse than me, and look at how long I got away with it. Now, with great power comes great responsibility. But you don't exactly have great power, just a banstick, plus delete and protect buttons. So, you know, knock yourselves out. And you both deserve it, by the way. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:37, Mar 4
Thanks, UU. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:01, 4 March 2011
Yeah... *hides behind Socky* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 5 March 2011

Block me with an expiry time of 2 minutes, with the description being "Go and don't some work". - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz

Wow! that was the longest 3 minutes and 20 seconds of my life! in that time I beat the final boss of Super Mario World, I rode my bike, and cleaned my house. Strange what you can do with so little time.

Also the reason I have played GTA 4 is because I get my mom to buy it for me, to anwser your question. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz

Ah! How interesting. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:44, 5 March 2011

So you have the powers

follow them. Do not enter the role. Watch out Don't follow them, You told them to. So if you powers the Admin, you can turn on the system, and roll the wheel who knows? Maybe you'll learn the secret for yourself. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz

私にあなたの親族に従うと、トレッドのIFが動作しないのはしないことを引っ張らない出番管理者はあなたが死んでしまうフォロー - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz

Hey you

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user you blocked my acount you child rapeing dip shit fucknosed dirty rotten good for nothing goatse loving pedo crapface knobhead cunt shit twatting bitch whore hierer stupid gay retarded gay nigger of the cock faced wearing wankers!!!!! Go and suck my nipples you dirty animal fucker. - 178.105.114.16 17:37, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for all the sweet words, love. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:45, 5 March 2011

To the person above: I find the blocking of your vandal account a stupid thing to comment on. If you go around adding mindless garbage onto other people's talkpages, what do you expect? - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz

Fixy fixy, on this wiki

Someone told me you were an admin now, so could you fix the horrendous leak on the main page? The Recent Features list is off, and the most recent features go sliding off the bottom before they even have a chance to grab on to something. I'm worried my 5-year-old journalist page will be lost among others which have been up there for days, like. . .Elfen Lied. . .ah, well, never mind. Aleister 21:33 5-3-'11

The Main Page is leaking? Why, that won't do. No, no, sir. Except, I can't seem to quite spot the leak you speak of. Could you hand over your goggles so I will be likewise enlightened? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:40, 5 March 2011
Goggles: In the "Today's Featured Article" box, at the bottom, the section entitled "Recently Featured Articles" is putting yesterday's feature down about three or four from the top. This happened before, when one of my articles stayed on that template for about eight days, but somehow I forgot to notify anybody then. An oversight on my part, no doubt. And could you do me a big personal favor and give that 92 vandal all the admin codes? Thanks. Aleister 21:50 5-3-'11
Oh, I see. Well, that's Spang's department, honestly. The "issue" you mention is that the recent features are being ordered according to the numbers of the days ("28" in "28 February" and "2" in "2 March"), and not according to the dates. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:08, 5 March 2011

BAN NIPPLES!

I think you should ban everyone who has a female showing her nipples on their user page. (Really, congrats, even though somehow I half thought you already were an admin). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:05, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, yes. Good ol' Miley Spears. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:18, 6 March 2011

Could I

have a copy of this back in userspace? justin beaber - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz

Sure thing. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:20, 6 March 2011

I know it is a stub, but I'm going to make it into an article on aborted Fetishes And beavers. Nice. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz

Justin Bieber

Your new disambiguation page gives away the joke that the reader is about to be inexplicably dumped onto a deadpan page about an unremarkable bartender. It would be better to just use the start of Justin Beeber for disambiguation. Spıke ¬ 22:27 6-Mar-11

So you just want to redirect the page to Justin Beeber? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:46, 6 March 2011

I don't claim it's consensus, but that was my concept, which got a couple other votes. You can edit the top of that page to take the reader to the other articles as you see fit. Spıke ¬ 00:09 7-Mar-11

Here is what your adding to the article

Multiplayer

The multiplayer mainly consists of going online, joining a game, then trying to figure which map you're on since they are all the same. Once you learn the layout of the map you can then find the best place to be a pussy and camp. Upon camping you will find that very few players actually come out to fight. There are many differant game modes but no maps to play these game modes on. So far the only weapons confirmed to be in the game is the M16 and a Shotgun since no one has had enough interest to unlock anything else. The Multiplayer is also noticible for its extreme similarities with far superior games such as Bad Company 2 and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. As such it has been the source of much complaining from its own fanbase as well as Jack Thomson. Although no one actually played or bought the game there was still large ammounts of negative feedback to anyone who gave it a bad review.

Reception

Eleven, Eleven, Eleven, all across the board. This game recieved only Eleven out of Ten. Mainly thanks to EA sending out death threats to anyone who dare mock them or their "New" Game

Sequel

Although the game has only shipped 69 copies, EA is already working on a sequel. However many experts are speculating that the sequel will have the same problem as the first one. It will be released somewhere within 5 years of a Halo game, thus many people be playing halo or another cruddy COD Remake Remake – Preceding unsigned comment added by Matt lobster (talk • contribs)

Yeah, I read that already. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:06, 6 March 2011
Can I cut and paste one of my pages here too? Or maybe the talk page to Gay Jesus, which will break your computer before it loads up. I liked the "the best place to be a pussy and camp" line. Aleister 12:07 7-3-'11
Feel free to do just that, Aleister. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:19, 7 March 2011

Since you get around on your two-wheeler

I liked it when you picked the features a few days ahead, and would like it much more if you could put the Old Man and LV into the next slot or two (I haz my reasons). It has had the votes for awhile, but I spy with my eye that there are some contenders racing up the tree pretty quickly and they've got fire in their eyes. Since it will probably be featured in due time anyway, why not now, that's what I always say. Thanks. Aleister 12:12 7-3-'11

I'm afraid my computer is about to crash because of all the YouTube videos you added to my talkpage, so I won't be able to do it. Sorry, Aleister. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:39, 7 March 2011
That's okay, it was just nice of you to let me add the page to yours. I wish we could add this page to everything here, then the people at conservapedia would really have something to talk about. But SPIKE and maybe Maniac1075 might complain about it, so it's an idea that probably can't get off the ground. The site just may not be ready for such a radical innovation. Aleister 12:47 7-3-'11

Mr Fred Sockiopath

I am a fellow "Sock"iopath, just like you, and I was wondering whether I could adapt one of your books into a movie. I'm currently looking for takers of my new film idea. It's about school shootings, and a psychopathic vigilante who deliberately instigates a copy-cat type of shooting in a Madrasa which actually indoctrinates its students to become terrorists. The film will be set in Pakistan, and will be shot on location at one of these so-called "religious schools". However, I cannot borrow any ideas from your books without permission, so I suggest we make this a collaboration. After all, you and Walter Flannagun seemed to have had a lot of fun writing your book on school shootings, so I thought this would be a good collaboration.

PS- We're shooting with AK-47s, not cameras. Sends out a stronger message, I believe. --Scofield 19:35, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Sure, go ahead. As long as Fred Sockiopath and that other guy are duly credited, there shouldn't be any problems. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:50, 7 March 2011

Unprotect my userpage

Some dick thinks he's funny. I don't. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:32, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Somebody did something. It wasn't me, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 07:49, 10 March 2011
I already thanked the girl with the stache.
Also, congrats on being the only temp op who has managed to not abuse the powers. I've been watching and I'm extremely disappointed in the others (Not too upset with Puppy, though that only serves as an argument that he shouldn't have been granted admin powers - but that is another issue entirely). I'm going to try and refrain from saying any more since I'm supposed to be permabanned if I upset anyone, which I already probably have. Just ban me for a month before I start typing up a rant about the blatant breaking of the few rules this site has by self-serving assholes, please. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:05, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
What? I thought I was the only one that had... what have Hyperbole and PotR done? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:24, 10 March 2011
Yeah, I'm awfully curious about that. Dex suggested I'd ordinarily have been banned for VFD-nominating an article that was nominated two years ago and had a shorter version in the history... but that just isn't true at all. I'd looked through the history, and I think that page has always been something we don't need. (The fact that the shorter version had been VFD-nommed twice sort of does suggest that!) Not to mention that VFD-nomming isn't a use of admin powers at all; it's not as though I just fucking deleted the thing. I don't know. Dex, if you're reading this, maybe it should have occurred to you that as someone who's been doing this all of just under a week, actual feedback would be useful to me. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:30, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

unfair ban of dexter user!

complaining and admins suck abuse and so forth --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:20, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

I unbanned him. I hope you're happy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:24, 10 March 2011
Seriously, I requested a ban for a reason. It's either a month or I'm going to end up pissing off so many people I'll be permanently banned. I'm not kidding here, Socky. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:39, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

I see what you did there

Perhaps it's a sad commentary that I edit a comedy wiki and your edit to Bean is the best laugh I've had all day. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:33, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia wouldn't be the same if it wasn't the worst. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:37, 10 March 2011

A buck

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Because I Give a Buck

This token of appreciation has been given to
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
for
Voting Local grandmother finally uses printer for VFH

That Bucker ~ 03:48, March 11, 2011 (UTC)



Protection

Hey Socky, since I'm on voluntary non-adminship for this month, can I ask you to semi-protect Garfield? Our vandal seems to be a bit of a weird aspie, let's just shut the pool so he can't pee in it anymore. Thanks. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 18:25, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, good idea. I'm on it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:27, 11 March 2011

Since you're restoring files

right now, could you bring back Invader-Zim-invader-zim.jpg? I'm working on an Invader Zim article and am trying to see what pictures we have of him before venturing out on my own. Not 100% sure if there was a file there, but I found it through search so... yeah. Jackofspades.png (talk) 00:30, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Sure thing. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:33, 12 March 2011

Science Fiction Thanks From the Alien Deviants at Imperial Colonization

User:Why do I need to provide this?/SFThanks

Greetings.

It has come to my attention that you have recently voted for one or more of my articles on VFH. I don't recall what they were, and I don't know if the records are entirely accurate, so if you have received this message in error, you have my sincerest apologies.

Otherwise, thank you for your support in my quest to pretend that I am capable of writing. It is most appreciated.

This copy-pasted spam message is brought to you by: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:03, 13 March 2011

Banning of Knitwitted

Geeze. I thought that was pretty funny, actually. In fact, I thot it was so funny I took a screenshot of it before the reverts started. What would be really funny is seeing just how intolerant and unfunny some people can be. Present company accepted, of course. --Samuel Clemens 17:17, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

If you can explain to me how that section was funny and not just random, I'll give you a cookie and I'll restore it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:20, 13 March 2011

Samuel Clemens = sockpuppet of Knitwitted.

OMG! VIOLATION OF UN:SOCK! BAN HIM! - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz

sorry Another n00b, have you looked at the user page you're editing lately? I am NOT Knitwitted's Sockpuppet. And even if I was, under what rule of comedy does "Sockpuppet of an unregistered user" have the power to ban "Sockpuppet of the real author of Huckleberry Finn"? Who incidentally had a better sense of humor in his little finger than you have in, whatever. :)--Samuel Clemens 17:54, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Samuel Clemens (or should I say Knitwitted), how is what you wrote funny? I read your edit and I reccommend that Socky should disable account creation in the next ban. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:36, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop darling, For 2X HTF do you people determine who's a sock puppet? Do you even look at ip addresses, or do you just ASSUME that because you find it funny to think that someone is a sockpuppet, it must be so? I mean, really, as Clint Eastwood would say (maybe that's not so funny), make my day and ban me for being a sock puppet of knitwitted, or ban me for having a sense of humor that you don't like, or ban me for knowing more than you do! But please stop repeating the unfounded and wholly false rumor that I'm knitwitted's sock puppet. It makes Uncyclopedia look REALLY bad. "How is what you out funny?" Is that a sentence? Uncyclopedia needs Mark Twain more than I thought. So it would probably make sense to ban him right now before he says something else that's so funny you don't even get it.--Samuel Clemens 17:54, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

YOU DON'T GET IT. SOCKY IS AN ADMIN AND IF ANYONE AROUND HERE HAS A SENSE OF FUCKING HUMOUR IT WOULD BE HIM.
- I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz


Exactly. Socky is my bro, I follow whatever he says (in fear of being banned). But still he isn't as harsh as other admins. And yes, Samuel Clemens, you are a sockpuppet. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:08, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
Exactly wot? If you agree with me, why are you trying to get me thrown out for something I didn't do? If you want to jesufy me for something I DID do, visit my little brother's website:http://shake-speares-bible.com/2011/03/12/how-do-i-love-thee-william-let-me-count-the-ways/

And while you are there, watch my video in the upper right hand corner. Then maybe you'll see how funny Knitwitted can be when she sets her mind to it! You can't throw me out! I resign.--Samuel Clemens 18:23, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Not that whether or not he's a sockpuppet is necessarily relevant to this discussion, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:17, 13 March 2011
True. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:23, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
Uhu. Change the subject on me now, sure. I already resigned in my previous remark, so it doesn't matter anyway.--Samuel Clemens 18:23, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
What I find funny is, why do you even care about the edit that Knitwitted made? It gives a hint of something. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:27, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

How ya been?

Ya douche nozzle? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:10, 13 Mar

Some crazy person gave me admin powers. Luckily, it's only for one month. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:14, 13 March 2011
I thought we made you an admin a long time ago. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:18, 13 Mar
It got pretty close, but ChiefjusticeDS saved me from adminship in the nick of time. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:19, 13 March 2011
Well, can you ban somebody for me? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:21, 13 Mar
Sure. Who's the lucky one? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:30, 13 March 2011
Doesn't matter. Just make sure you blame me in the ban reason. Also, don't ban me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:50, 13 Mar


Truly Ubelievable

None of you people (except Lollipop) even exist, but you go around making up rules to punish the newbies, and banning Users who DO exist.--Samuel Clemens 19:26, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

There is no spoon. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:29, 13 March 2011
I exist? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:35, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
No, it's all an illusion. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:36, 13 March 2011
Oh. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:53, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Emo

Jeez, if I knew you kept that Talk:Gay Jesus page on here I wouldn't have come by, too like a minute to load. Why did you put that on their anyway? Thanks for protecting Emo girl, I think the reason IP's come to get it is that when you google Uncyclopedia that article is listed as the first article. Which, of course, it is. Oh, and if Lyth hasn't done it yet, there is no feature tonight, always a tragedy. Aleister 23:26 14-3-'11

Well, I could remove it, but wouldn't that hurt your feelings? And I'll see if I can work something out with the features. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:38, 14 March 2011
It seems Lyrithya beat me to the punch, with Mike Tyson. I hope you're happy with those titties, Aleister. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:46, 14 March 2011
Ahhhh, please take it off. Took about three minutes to load that time. It was just a joke, please believe me, for the love of Goddess, it was just a joke (breaks down crying). Damn, another of the Japan nuke housings blew up a couple of hours ago, the third one to go. Thanks for the vote on Skunk! That was a fun one. I had no idea she'd feature Tyson, another one was of higher percentage, but yes, I do like his titties and have written him to see if he's available. Waiting with fingers crossed. Aleister 00:08 Ides of March '11
The trick is not to let the page load. Well, I took it off now, which means I can look at my talkpage again. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:17, 15 March 2011
How do you not let the page load? And it's great you've rescuing some of your unused pics. But according to a conversation I'm having on zombiebaron's page those apparantly will be huffed again.

Save us, obi wan kanobe. Aleister 8:32 16-3-'11

You press this red button that stops the page from loading. Not sure if you've got it on the thingymajingy you use, but most browsers have it. And I'll put those images in my super secret image gallery, thus ununusing them. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:19, 16 March 2011

Olay happy monkey

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Thank you for your participation in the Happy Monkey Competition. Because of your writing there are now 15 more amazing articles on Uncyclopedia. PS if you want your pee review to be expanded into a formal 50point review, please let me know on my talk page and Ill get to work on it right away! OLÉ!!! --ShabiDOO 01:25, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

You don't happen to be Spanish, do you? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:06, 15 March 2011
Hahaha, ehm there is a posibility that you are somewhat on the right track! --ShabiDOO 04:33, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Huh?

I was just wondering... why wuz my post reverted? :( Twinkies 04:39, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Well, that page already had a lot of quotes, and I didn't think yours was very funny. Sorry. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:18, 15 March 2011