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Thanks for the nomination!

Hey - I was certainly very surprised to be nominated as Writer of the Month, thinking that was reserved for actual "Uncyclopedia" contibutors. I think this will motivate me to write an actual Uncyclopedia article for once - keep an eye out ;). Anyway, thanks for the nomination! --Composure1 16:20, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

No problem - I can't guarantee other people will feel the same way, but I think good writers of any persuasion should be eligible. UnNews is, after all, probably the highest-quality section of Uncyc. —rc (t) 18:17, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Pontius Pilot

Just a quick inquiry as to where Pontius Pilot is on the VFH queue. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 18:47, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Right behind I maed a yuky doody. —rc (t) 18:49, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
And The Wicker Man? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Oh, good. I thought it would be a while. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:03, 1 November 2006 (UTC)


CSSs

Plz plz. How do I apply an especial CSS for some pages such as Emopedia? Tnx. - Template:Usuário:Usien/ass 18:37, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm going to refer you to Splaka, both for the technical details and permission (because to my knowledge we only allow custom CSSeses for a few pages). —rc (t) 21:05, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
I've already solved it... Thanks anyway and sorry the annoyance... - Template:Usuário:Usien/ass 13:43, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Should we feature UnNews, UnBooks...

Since they're eligible, would it be okay to state so at the top of the VFH page? --EMC [TALK] 02:02, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Huh, sorry I forgot to answer this...I think Tompkins took care of it. —rc (t) 05:41, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Pleez don't blank my useerpagee

I'll get you... --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 08:07, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Thats OK Micoolio.....I'm watching this guy..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I look forward to your retaliatory shot, Micoolio. —rc (t) 08:12, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
I'd like to propose that certain user pages be fair game for Forest Fire Week. Not mentioning any names ^_^ but there is this one guy ^_^ who I really like as a user ^_^ but who has a really painful page to look at ^_^. (repealed) ~ T. (talk) 09:10, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
When I'm an admin. Say, how do you become an admin in this place? Anyway, I gave him a taste of his own medicine.[1] --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 03:27, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
I don't have a clue. --Sir Zombiebaron 03:32, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
We need a RFA page. --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 03:36, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
Well, traditionally there have been two roads to adminship.
1. Stick around for a long time doing useful things.
2. (Pre-summer 2005 only) Ask for it.
Which way do you think I took? —rc (t) 03:49, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
The 1st one. --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 05:37, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
Geez, you don't know me very well, do you? :D —rc (t) 06:06, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
....Mom? --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 07:51, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Some pplz don't like j00

You may want to look at Special:Listusers and huff the ones that have names like User:! ! ! ! ! ! ! RcmurphySucksCock etc. --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 03:19, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Those pages themselves don't actually exist, so I can't delete them. And I don't know how or if it's possible to remove registered names from the list. Doesn't bother me...quite the opposite actually, it's pretty amusing. —rc (t) 06:43, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Just give em the club. Don't take any chances. --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 07:52, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian's Song Feature

Everything is locked to prevent tampering. I'm all about that, but it means I have to ask if you'd be willing to tweak Template:Featuredarticle to mention/link to the audio. So. . . Could ya? Or is there a reason not to?   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 08:47, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Sure, added. Nice job on the audio, by the way...I just listened to it for the first time. —rc (t) 08:50, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Thanx and thanx. Wow, you did that almost before I asked! Can't ask for better service than that! I salute you, Sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman. . . or was that a trawler and a merchantman? I always confuse those two. . .   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 08:54, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
You're just lucky I'm up late tonight. Every time I was about to drift off to sleep, I got this little voice in the back of my head saying no...stay awaaaaaake...Tooltroll might need you. —rc (t) 09:02, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Bot flag

Can you provide one for user:ChixpyBot? See Forum:Permission for running a bot. Thanx.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:05, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Er, do you know how I would do that? The only permissions I can find are for Sysop and Bureau. —rc (t) 20:16, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Uhmmm, then the extension to set de bot flag is not installed :S --ChixpyBot 20:28, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Would I have to ask a Wikia person to install that? —rc (t) 20:53, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Alternatively we can just flood the recent changes once in a while. We promise not to do it too frequently.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 21:08, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Well, I'll ask Sannse about it next time I see her online. In the meantime, carry on what you need to do. —rc (t) 21:14, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey RC...

Could I possibly convince you to judge for the nest PLS? I mean, since you won something last time, you don't need any more money, right? Let me know one way or the other on my talkpage. I'd just check back here, but I'm not sure I'll remember I even sent a message your way...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:57, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

VFH

If you want some help with the featuring every day thing, I can probably do it. Maybe an every other day thing? Every third day with a MoneySign thrown in? I'd just need to know what's changed in the featuring process since um... May... or maybe June.... and I require promises that I won't be pulled into any drama. :D --KATIE!! 17:33, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I think I'm going to try it out for a week and see if it's feasible for me to carry on with it, because having more than one person will complicate things. If it's not working out I might have to recruit you. And MoneySign. And Hardwick offered his help...hmm, maybe I can drop my participation down to once a week... —rc (t) 17:40, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
What's a MoneySign? I'm not sure, but I think that it might be interested in aiding with the VFH... But it would first like to see a resolution for some remaining issues on Uncyclopedia... And it needs to do some other stuff with flowers too... Then it might consider this suggestion... But other than that... What the hell is a MoneySign??? ~ sin($) tan() 18:00, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Oooh.. I see... ~ sin($) tan() 18:00, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Main Page

Hello, I've manged to do it. User:Braydie/Main page, so that it's all on one Template. The template for the articles can be found here User:Braydie/Featuredarticles. --—Braydie 08:14, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

I actually think this is a good idea and should be impemented ASAP.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:41, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
Yes, the cabal bunch of unrelated chums is in complete agreement. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Excellent, well done. I'll put it in posthaste. —rc (t) 17:00, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
Nice. --—Braydie 18:32, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Wow. This is a great compliment coming from you, RC. Please accept my template thanks, which in no way equals the honor you have done me by voting early this month, but hey, without any 1337 skillz, it's pretty much what I've got. Thank you very much for your kindness.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:23, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

P. S. How about that Hrodulf post, eh? It really is true that no good deed goes unpunished...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:23, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

No problem...when I saw you were nominated I thought the nominator must not have noticed that you had already won the award. Turns out I was the one who hadn't paid attention...
As for the Hrodulf/Famine business...best let that one lie. I'll be seeing enough of it in my nightmares as it is. >_< —rc (t) 18:29, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Yeah...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:34, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

A proper goodbye

Pa pa, ole chap! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:55, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Hahah

Take THAT!-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 03:31, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson to vote whores! —rc (t) 04:19, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
So long as some writers are whoring practically every article that they write while others are handing out cookies for votes, I don't see the practice stopping. Fact: It's really very effective, and with each added feature I think the herd is less apt to judge the articles critically. If "__________" wrote it, it must be good. Bollocks. I'd recommend forking some of the writers listed Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame to a separate listing on Uncyclopedia:Hall of Whores because, at present, it is a shame. There's my 5 cents; keep the change. ^_^ --The Bard of Uncyclopedia Quill.gif 06:21, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, you never saw the Bard whoring out his latest play on the street corner. By the way, I liked Shall I Compare Thee. And as a student of English literature I'm offended by the idea that nobody would link to it - it's only possibly the most famous sonnet ever written. —rc (t) 06:36, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. ^_^ Could I tempt you to write a few sonnets for UnPoetia? 14 lines can be as difficult as a full-length regular article, but it's for a good cause I'm sure you'll agree. Haiku? Blank verse? Limerick? (lol) Just something to think about. --The Bard of Uncyclopedia Quill.gif 06:49, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
I'll see if I can work something up sometime (not now, I'm too burned out from classes/finals). In the meantime, you might want to gank some poems from existing articles to legitimize UnPoetia, especially if you're preparing it for full namespace consideration. The Lord Byron page has some short verses that could be expanded, for one. —rc (t) 06:56, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Your WotM comment

Consider me zinged. Yup, whored on my very own talkpage. Once. Was about to change it, but was too slow. Apropo of nothing, um, look who has a link to their section of WotM in their sig... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:16, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

In my opinion having a benign link in your sig isn't the same as "casually" mentioning your WotM nom to someone, and happening to link to it as well. The fact that I didn't even notice ENeGMA's link, while I did happen across your self promotion, as well as your steady stream of self-nominations and past self-promotion, should be evidence of that. And it's absolutely true that I had no idea ENeGMA had written all those articles, whereas in most cases I have a sense of what a regular contributor has written.
However, I suppose it was poor form to point that out on the WotM page since people are supposed to be objective in judging writing quality, so I'll remove the last bit of my comment.
That doesn't change the fact that you are a serious article whore - the worst I can recall, save for one guy who hasn't been active in a long while - and that I think you are extremely arrogant. I've already commented on your tendency to claim that people who don't vote for your articles/images "don't get" them in some way so I won't repeat that one, but I'm not sure if I've mentioned my distaste for your extensive comments on VFH/VFP noms (better now that I started moving convos and you and other people have followed suit) that have received negative votes. I think you're terrible at dealing with criticism and you have an inflated sense of your own talent.
The above post was written sans admin hat, of course. —rc (t) 05:41, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
All true, sadly.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:51, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
...and for what it's worth, I'm sorry. Last year's "new years resolution" was to go a little bit more bald; this year's is to grow a thicker skin.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:57, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
More realistic than mine last year...who knew getting elected governor of California was so difficult? —rc (t) 17:23, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
I told you before, I wouldn't have run if I'd known it'd split the vote. Sheesh. Get over it.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:58, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Genitive

Hey,

there used to be a stub with what I believed were one or two funny ideas over on Genitive. I see you deleted it saying there was only "what the hell is a genitive" in the page. Could it be that someone vandalized my article and then you huffed it thinking there was nothing in it?

Actualy it was just a redirect (and only ever was a redirect) to Genitive case which User:Todd Lyons huffed during FFW, I restored it to User:Bringa/Genitive case for you to work on until it's up to scratch.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:34, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Vote for Featured Unbook

Can you pull UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman from UnBooks:Vote_for_Featured_UnBook? It's my last selfnom, and it's got me feeling a bit dirty...I'm up to step #9 of my ego reduction program (step #8 was "...add 'in bed' to the end of fortune cookie fortunes"). I'd do it myself, but I am unsure as to whether that's kosher; and I don't want to step on any more toes.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:18, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

All right. Sorry it took me so long to respond, now that my semester's over I have fewer excuses to bum around on the internet for long periods of time. And that's fine by me. —rc (t) 05:16, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Santa cross money.png Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas.png|

Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 22:35, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings. (I only have the one template, so pretend it says something about Hannukah ;) )--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC) Christmas.jpg

And happy new year. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:48, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Hooray! I love winter break. Thanks for the wishes, and I'll see about the whole communism thing (after I receive my capitalist gifts, of course). —rc (t) 23:49, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:29, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Tvcc.jpg Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

I think you're winning the competition to get the most Chrimbo cards so far... also I really should make a template for that code, but I can't be bothered. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 15:30, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Grazie, grazie...keep 'em coming, if I get enough I can save money and just re-use them next year. —rc (t) 17:29, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Snoop.JPG
Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 18:34, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Humbug.gif Codeine proffers you a Humbug
as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin
(but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:35, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Holidayturtle.jpg Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

As if you didn't have enough already :) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:10, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

NavyXmas.JPG ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!

You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!


Throwing another in the pit. Merry Merryness. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:27, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Request permission to use Image:Wiki.png on Wikipedia

Yes, I'm one of them. Right now, the above image is used under fair use, if you can re-upload this under a free license, we can change it to a free image. Please? --AAA! (AAAA) 11:02, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Actually, instead of uploading it to Wikipedia, can you upload it to Wikimedia Commons? (You may need to register an account) --AAA! (AAAA) 11:28, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Alas, I've been through all this before, and there are complications with the image rights that have prevented me from releasing it under a free license (it's kind of convoluted, especially since Wikia's acquisition of Uncyc - basically they own the name/website but I still own the logo. I have been planning to transfer rights to Wikia but I haven't had the time have been too lazy to work everything out so far). I've tried to convince them to allow people to use it on userpages under its current license but unfortunately (or fortunately, I guess, depending on your WP viewpoint) they won't make the exception. —rc (t) 23:00, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
After reading some discussions on the site, only YOU can change the license (Please do). Right now we have to use a red potato. And it's not that fun. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:12, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Sorry, I wasn't clear. I have the ability to release the rights to the image, but those other complicating issues have made me hesitant to do so. I know it's not an ideal situation... —rc (t) 05:06, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Chicken! --AAA! (AAAA) 09:42, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
This is true. :) —rc (t) 23:50, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

So where does this leave the foreign-language Uncyclopedias?

I'm a little concerned that the idea of selling the logo is still on the table. Many of the other-language projects are using logos which are similar to the potato, but adapted in some way (varying from the large 'D' on the Brazilian puzzle piece to entirely different character sets for some far-eastern languages). I am unsure as to the eventual status of these; will the potato need to be pulled and replaced in every foreign-language project by some other, newly-created logo?
Affected are basically everything except hiki.pedia (Finland adopted a one-finger salute logo long ago due to complaints of similarity to Wikipédia), dÉsencyclopédie (the dÉ dice are an entirely made-in-Canada play on words), psyklopedin.hehu.se (still on MediaWiki default logo) and peremen.name (Korean/fish logo, translates content but claims not to be Uncyclopedia).
As you own the potato, you will need to decide what you want done with these. The logos are one of the few common elements binding the various independent projects together. Yes, they could be pulled from every wiki in every language across the entire project very quickly, on your word, and replaced... or they could stay, if you choose to leave them be. Carlb 13:43, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
I will have to make sure to talk about that with Gil (once I get around to talking about anything with Gil). I definitely don't want our sister sites to have to yank their logos. —rc (t) 00:08, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Wikipedia Sitenotice

Hey, I'm Mafagafo, admin at the portuguese version of Uncyclopedia, and I was wondering if you are going to spoof that "You can give the gift of knowledge by donating to Wikipedia!" thingy. Sikon told me you are the guy who edits the Main Page, so I came here to ask :) --Mafagafo 16:14, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Looks like somebody already took care of it. :) There's also a discussion going on here about what the notice should say. —rc (t) 23:03, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

PLS !!!

Your judge packet, sir.  :)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:04, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Looks good. I'm looking forward to the competition. —rc (t) 23:51, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

From me

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 08:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Aww, they're adorable. —rc (t) 02:32, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Kaizum Me

Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:27, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Unbookslogo.png Santa Claus has given you an UnBooks voucher for Christmas.
This voucher can be exchanged at any UnBooks store for an UnBook.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:40, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Santabanta xmas.png Fear not!
It's just Santa Singh on his rounds this Xmas. He wants you to have a jolly good Xmas and ring in the New Year with jingle bells outsourced from his country.


(He also thanks you for making his son, Mowgli, feel hospitable and welcome here ... once upon a time, once upon a place. May god bless you.)

Cheers, Mowgli - good to have you back. —rc (t) 17:08, 24 December 2006 (UTC)


Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 19:06, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

License

I was told to ask if it is okay to use some Uncyclopedia images for another test wiki. The site is not for profit. Is it okay? The images link to here & the sub/sister projects. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:02, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Sorry I missed this question earlier...I'm going to say go ahead and upload them with proper attribution. I'm not an IP expert, but it looks like you can do that without violating our license. The Donation link is the only thing I'm unsure of, but someone would have to be seriously anal retentive to dispute that, I'm thinking, particularly since donations go straight to the hosting service and not you. If you have any problems, let me know. —rc (t) 05:39, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

es:Paul está muerto

The hoax is spreading... I thought you may like to know your work has been translated..---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:16, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Ha! That makes me happy indeed. Thanks for the heads-up. —rc (t)

Belinda Stronach

Hi, I really need your help. User:Michaelm is inserting POV in the Liberal Party of Canada and Belinda Stronach article. His edits are totaly POV. After all, I thought that Uncyclopedia is about being funny, not inserting your own POV into articles. FWN 19:27, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

I've given him a warning. Let me know if you need more intervention. —rc (t) 20:53, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Also, how many times can you revert on one page? On Wikipedia, you can only revert three times. FWN 23:31, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
There's no concrete policy (we try to avoid Wikipedia's massive amount of regulations) - in my experience we rarely get to three reverts without resolving the issue in some way. —rc (t) 17:49, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Thanks for your vote!

Berogen
has awarded you the
Neat Order of the Closet
for voting
For
HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male
Wear It With Pride!
TM

You big homo.

I tell you, if I knew why it was wonking up like that I'd fix it, but I don't. Must be your fancy-pants formatting or something...BerogenVFH 15:55, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Apparently I fixed it. BerogenVFH 15:55, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
Thanks, but I have to be honest - I didn't vote for it (or read it yet, even) - I just featured it when it got enough votes. ;) —rc (t) 17:50, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
Oooooh yeah... I got confused by the time I'd hit the top of the list. My copy-paste action is shot to hell, too. BerogenVFH 20:38, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey there RC

KT is in the IRC, and so plots are afoot. What say you to two reskins on consecutive days? You may ask me if you want more info on this nefarious plot. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:26, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

IRC'd —rc (t) 20:43, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

Arsemas Card

Sally.jpg Boothman was throwing away last year's Arsemas cards, and
realised that only faggots celebrate Arsemas.
This user thinks you are mediocrity personified,
and URGES you to have a Furry Arsemas...TO-DAY!!!!

That is quite nice indeed. —rc (t) 16:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Feature for 11th January

No-one else was around and the article was getting not so fresh, so I put another one up. I put Wicker Man up because it was supposed to be the one for the 10th ... this is probably wrong and evil, but makes the universe seem just that little bit more heartless and random. I hope I didn't fuck anything up - David Gerard 01:12, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

My internet was out from midday yesterday until just a couple hours ago, so I couldn't update last night. I was going to feature Wicker Man tonight because it would have been featured last night if I'd had a working connection, so no worries. —rc (t) 01:16, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Forum:Time to start talking about new admins?

Since you were one of those who voted against in December, can I press you for your opinion this time round? Majority consensus now seems to be very much for, but during an IRC discussion, Sannse and I felt that it would be good to check how the "againsties" felt this time round before starting to make nominations. Ta muchly. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:40, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm not particularly for it, but I'm not so opposed that I would vote against. I'm neutral, basically. One question for whoever is planning to start the vote: will it be open, admin-only, or user-votes-count-as-half? —rc (t) 16:50, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Think last time we had noms by Admin only, followed by user-votes-count-as-half, under the premise that existing Admins are often better at locating the poor bewildered souls with the potential to put up with soul-destroying Admin duties, plus it curtailed potential "sockpuppetry", etc. That basically seemed to be the plan last time anyway. Of course someone will always complain about whatever system we use. TBH I'd favour a return to Admin-only VFS as we at least knew it worked. But there you go..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I'd favour admin only for all the reasons my good friend above has outlined. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:30, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
What he said, but limited to only a few times per year. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 19:33, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Heh, and here I was thinking of averaging one a month, like we did last year... (12 ops, 12 months, most of them worked out, right?)  ;)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:42, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
I think regular users should get some kind of vote, but admin-only noms is probably for the best. —rc (t) 20:26, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
I tink Isra was talking about admin-only nomination, with 2 users approving the nomination in order fo rit to get onto the voting page. Which sounded like a good idea to me. Past that, I don't think users getting the right to vote would change much, so they might as well. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:15, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Hello, Mr. Murphy

As you know Hrodulf posted an entry at the forum yesterday, and shortly afterwards {right after you left) came into #uncyclopedia to try and explain himself. I talked to him there, as I have before, and he started talking about re-admittance to the site. According to him the posts he made after being banned the first time were made with rage flowing through his veins, and that he was not his usual self. Anyway, he'd like to be re-admitted to the site and I told him I would see what I could do. He suggested Special rules and I said this would be a good idea, however there's still the matter of several ban evasions. I asked him how a 1 month ban would with no attempted evasions would sound, and he said he could handle that. Now, of course, I would never do anything without your input (the beaner banner), so what d'you think? HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:45, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

I wouldn't be averse to letting him back in after the month and possibly with some extra limitations put on him. Plastering other sites with his Uncyc trolling is a pretty serious offense, in my opinion. Perhaps just a warning that any similar offenses, or any attempt to revive the whole sad ordeal, will be met with a fully permanent ban. In any case, one month full ban -> yes, and we can decide what else to do in the meantime. —rc (t) 01:35, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Sorry to kibbutz, guys, and I really don't want to be trying to tell you how to run things, but I'd strongly recommend waiting longer than a month - I'd say more like three months, minimum. He might start up another account in the meantime, but unblocking his established account now would just be encouraging him, and quite possibly helping him to derail his own recovery process... in other words, you wouldn't be doing him (or his loved ones) any favors. I felt terrible about what happened, even responsible to some extent, but now that he's back from Vegas he's got to get on with his life — his real life. Please, give him just a little more time.  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:37, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
You may well be right, but there's no way for us to really tell when he's ready to come back. If he's not in a month and restarts the whole thing, he'll be gone for good. —rc (t) 16:57, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Feature for 12th January

Since it hadn't changed by 14:00 UTC I changed it myself again. This time I remembered the FA template on the article. Presumably the next canonical feature change should be around midnight Saturday UTC. I would offer to take on the job, but I really can't guarantee any sort of reliability - David Gerard 14:19, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

^%^#%# Thanks for doing that. This time it was entirely my fault - I got back to the dorm late and I didn't even think about it. —rc (t) 16:53, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Top10 of 2006

It's ready when you are. Should we put up some sort of message at VFH?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:09, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I think everything is in order. —rc (t) 05:07, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

google buy wikipedia

plz check it. how do i get it on the main page with a pic?! TownCrier 03:15, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

The main page of UnNews? Honestly, I'm not sure how UnNews is run these days. You should probably check with Zim ulator, our main UnNews admin. If you mean the main main page, it has to...well, I just checked the main page and it looks like you figured out how. :) —rc (t) 05:15, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Not to worry, I just did some fixups on it - try it now?  c • > • cunwapquc? 05:23, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm So Proud

Thank you for not dissappointing me in your security against plagarism. I hate it when people try to pass other people's crap off as their own. Now to work on my real article.--The Jeff Killer 02:43, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Hm, I would hope so. —rc (t) 04:33, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

You won a LAFTA!

You have been recognised by the LAFTA awards committee for your services to Uncyclopedia. Here is your trophy:

Congratulations! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:07, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Hot dog! I'mma going on vacation now! —rc (t) 03:52, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

WTF

Fuck you. How dare you ban me for doing what i did on that Ass Fuckers Page? I know how to change my IP address so there’s no getting rid of me you Flying Fuck Face Mother Fucking Dildo Lover. I do what i want when the Fuck I Please and you are not going to tell me other wise. DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 66.79.168.27 (talk • contribs)

No, you lost me at "Face Mother." —rc (t) 03:33, 27 January 2007 (UTC)