User talk:RandomDie

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What I would do if I was picked admin. (Which I keep hoping I would, I grow bored of life.)

Welcome!

Hello, RandomDie, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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Welcome to UnNews

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, RandomDie, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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What happened to my article?

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

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Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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UnNews UnFunnies

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 05:13, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey

Just thought I should drop in and tell you that I LOVED UnNews:Ick, broccoli for dinner, AGAIN!. Loved it so much that I went through it, fixed a few things, and put it in Pee Review. Congrats on creating something so epic. --Andorin Kato 05:57, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Cheers!

Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:38, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank, uhm....*hic*...th-thank you!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Thanks for the vote! --THE 00:49, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 02:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Joyous victory for political correctness!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
	But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:29, Dec 23

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

GTFO!

SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

Thanks for the Vote

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 15:06, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your indulgence

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:16, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Danke dir!

	Phooey Approved Jan 2008

-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 07:41, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

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EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

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Christopher Meloni Thanks You!

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:12, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

thx

FOOM Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH. Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:14 Apr 28, 2008

HTF Article

About the HTF article, can I have an example for a "random crap" ?

--Mr Alex 03:15, 30 August 2008 (UTC)