User talk:Pig House

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Welcome![edit]

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 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:56 Sep 15, 2008

UnSignpost 12th March 09[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:39, Mar 13

UnSignpost 19th March[edit]

MnbvcxzBot 05:23, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

In grongitude[edit]

UnNews:Thousand-foot penis defies authorities[edit]

...is a nice article, but it'd look infinitely better with a picture. Got anything planned? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:21, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

How good are you with photoshop? I can see how you'd go about making such a pic, but don't have the skills myself. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:55, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

This was really funny[edit]

"You are meant to put them where you think the reader will breathe, because otherwise they might suffocate. " I laughed out loud.

I like that whole section.

Overall it's a good addition. I'd like to make a couple of small changes, mostly for the sake of consistency. OK? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 21:10, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th March 09[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:44, Mar 28

UnSignpost 2nd April 09[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:56, Apr 2

UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009[edit]

Hand-delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:57, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

What happened to the Boys Are Stupid, Cut Their Balls Off Article?[edit]

I was disappointed that after responding to the image request, you seem to have given up on the article.

What happened to the Boys Are Stupid, Cut Their Balls Off Article?[edit]

I was disappointed that after responding to the image request, you seem to have given up on the article.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:49, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

IC reminder[edit]

Hi Pig House, just dropping by to let you know that we haven't seen you at IC in a couple weeks. Maybe you've been busy, maybe you've been on a two week bender, but regardless of your excuse, we need you. Imperial Colonization is all about participation, and being a Colonizer requires an active commitment. If you're not up for it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just let us know. But if you do wish to continue calling yourself a Colonizer, get out there on the front lines, maggit! (If you do not participate in this coming week, we will be forced to remove you from the roster.) Cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:12, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 23rd April 09[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:24, Apr 23

UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!![edit]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:08, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special[edit]


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UnSignpost May 14th[edit]

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UnSignpost May 21st[edit]

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UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit]

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:11, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009[edit]

Delievered by Saberwolf116 02:56, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit]

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:30, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:29, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:33 30 June 2009

I hate you. I really. Really. Hate you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:33 30 June 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:32, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:36, Jul 9

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:54, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:38, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:55, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:04, Aug 18

If you're still active...[edit]

Hey pig, long time no see. Anyway, I did the right thing. I thought you'd want to have a look. Angel's fire 21:11, March 21, 2010 (UTC)