User talk:Parsley Victorious

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Welcome[edit source]

Terumvra greets you and bids you welcome to Uncyclopedia.

Greetings and well met, Parsley Victorious, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Thank you for creating an account and giving me this wonderful opportunity to send my minions through your refrigerator in search of quality mustard, and for your contributions thus far. I do hope you like what you see and choose to stick around. If not, the door's right over there, and we also have several strategically-placed windows, if that is what you prefer.


Now that you are here, these tend to be of use for folks like you:


Please remember to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date... unless Wikia broke something again. But usually they're pretty good about not harming the base functions. Usually.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Parsley Victorious/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

There are plenty of other things to do, of course. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance.


If you need help or have questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask on IRC, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is here to bring experienced editors straight to you.

Again, welcome!  1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:31, 5 April 2011

Award from UN:REQ[edit source]

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This user created ‎Bikini Inspector, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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This user created Mile-High Club, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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TOY[edit source]

toytoytoy!!!Pea Peachess.jpg Chess (Chat) 04:44, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

award[edit source]

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I was on IRC, saw you were looking for me - twitter:Ke7in ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:26, April 11, 2011 (UTC)


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