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RAPE

That is all. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:51, 27 Jan

Damn, you're fast... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:59, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

That's what SHE said! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait... -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:05, 28 Jan

That's what HE said! lolololol!!!!1!!!1!11!! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:12, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

That's what.... Oh, nevermind.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:00 (UTC)

That's what...um...your face. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 07:10, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

...your face's face!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:18 (UTC)

Your mom's face! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 07:22, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

Your, uh, You're, ah, erm, You... suck....  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:25 (UTC)

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Jan 28th • Issue 73 • A Periodical. Period.

Continuing Absence Of Certain Users Forces Other Users To Do Things By UU It has come to the notice of our fearless journalists that some users have recently been desperately attempting to fill the gaping void left by the absence of some other users. For instance, in the absence of part-time dinosaur and popular keyboard feature SysRq, Why do I need to provide this? has stepped bravely into the Colonization brief (and has not, for instance, been forcefully volunteered for the task by MrN), dedicating himself to bringing colons where there are none (such is our understanding). Also bravely stepping into the "ban magnet" position created by the continuing and lamented absence of hyperactive loon Cajek is, well, a plethora of users. Admins, deprived of their favourite joke-ban target, have taken to joke banning anyone in an attempt to get their fix. Even those devoted to doing only good, just and true works have recently been targeted; and as if to prove this very statement, some power-crazed asshole went and joke banned Socky, RabbiTechno and Optimuschris as soon as he'd written this sentence. Elsewhere, ChiefjusticeDS has been filling the gap left by the absence of someone's enthusiasm for anything pee-related right at the moment by looking after the pee list, taking over as the person with the most in-depth reviews, reviewing everyone else's reviews, and generally not being lazy about it all. At the same time, the continuing absence of the yellow and black sig of Gerrycheevers has forced grumbling British curmudgeon UU to return to the Wiki's only newspaper, the UnSignpost, churning out issues that are, let's be honest, mere placeholders until Gerry gets his arse back here and writes something worth reading. YOU HEAR ME GERRY? GET THE FUCK BACK HERE NOW DAMMIT! Rumours that, in the relative absence of Orian57, Roman Dog Bird will take over the position of "token gay" are unconfirmed at the time of going to press. And finally, in the absence of enough content to make this issue balance out nicely, the UnSignpost is once again resorting to using blatant filler for the first time this year. Shameless, that's what it is. Complain to someone - it's the only way they'll learn.

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9001(bot)  14:56, Jan 28

Hey Sexy

Thanks luv u

Thanks for the vote. --»» Back ² Tha Hood»» 20:04,31January,2010

I LIKE PIE!!!

Yo! You know me Mr. E?--I LIKE PIE!!! 20:28, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, look. I know you're pretty young and all so I'm gonna be blunt: this site is not a chatroom. I mean, it's okay to talk to other users here, but that shouldn't be the only thing you do here. Why don't you get started by clicking on the random article link (I believe right no it says "free euroipod") and edit something, anything. If you'd like, i can adopt you (not literally) to help you out further. Don't be afraid to edit outside of people's talkpages, or ask me for adoption if you need any further instructions. I'd hate to see you get infinibanned... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:14, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

Um, hi. I lefted a note for I_LIKE_PIE!!! you might like to read. That is all.

Er, well almost. If you'd like to co-adopt the little bugger let me know.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 Feb 2010 ~ 10:52 (UTC)

I'M TEN YEARS OLD AND I'M NOT A BOOGER!!! OK, I'll chat AND work on editing other stuff too.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:25, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

Barack Obama

Thank you for defending the article. Yes, "His Royal Highness" was a bit much. Even Osama was a little much, but we let it stand. Now, I rolled back the last three changes from "Christhi" today--They changed the caption of the final photo to more explicitly tell a joke that was obvious anyway. I did not roll back his first 5 edits of the day. They changed the caption of the illustration in Section 7. This too is stating it too explicitly, and perhaps putting into words an explicitly anti-Obama bias. What do you think? Spıke ¬  01:49 1-Feb-10

Thank you!!

Thank you!!

I stand here before you, arms outstretched and butterflies exploding from my zipper, in thanks for supporting me for Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year.

Throughout 2009, many people had stupid ideas, and many of those people wrote those stupid ideas down, but apparently you agreed that no one thought of so many idiotic things, nor humiliated himself on such a regular basis, as I.

You pity me! You really pity me!

May 2010 be an even worse year for us all!

---

Hey.

I feel like it was kinda my fault you got the block (Even if only for 2 hours) and...sorry.. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 00:32, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

DONT YOU FUCKING TALK TO ME YOU BASTARD I FUCKNG HAET HATE HAT YOU --Nah, it's all good 01:35, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

And the guy moved his vote and orphaned my comments in the Keep box and Mr.N. chewed my ass out! Leaves a trail of destruction wherever he goes, I'd say. Nah, no hard feelings, I'm lying on my back and wondering how I got called for the foul. But it's cool.

Hey guys, Mr. N. has unprotected Undead again so we can resume playing. Spıke ¬  02:17 2-Feb-10

Why gave me my official father-son chewing out (A nice and decent one, thank you) for the whole VFD issue- I should probably try to cause less trouble. Nah. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 02:23, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'm happy to answer any questions you guys have. I'm off to bed now, so leave em on my talk page if you want... But remember that UN:BP QVFD and VFD are kinda the three serious pages in this place where we have to be a bit more strict with otherwise the whole thing turns to pot... If you choose to "play" there from time to time the edges on the signs might be a bit sharp, especially if people don't read them properly or understand the reasoning behind why they are there. Have fun with Undead. Hope you can fix it. :-) MrN 02:31, Feb 2

I love BP because I like seeing retards go down. But I should be more careful with VFD, I guess. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 02:49, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Hahaha, you got banned. Nub. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:41, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

No u —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:17, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Thing

This thing:

MrN9000 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Is for that time you were cool about that thing which happened because of that thing which happened over at that place. Yea. That thing. Anyway... :-) MrN 12:32, Feb 2

Whoah, that was unexpected. Thank you! And don't worry about that thing, it's totally cool. :D —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 15:17, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

VFD: UnNews:Revolutionary 4-stroke engine runs on screaming

What the Count is saying ("There can be only one") is that we already have AAAAAAAAA!, which is exactly the same joke. I objected to it some time ago, because it's hardly an encyclopedia article, but was reminded that the goal is to be funny, not really to be an encyclopedia. However, there can be only one. Spıke ¬  21:06 2-Feb-10

I know that; I just like the article. Not to mention one of our admins wrote it... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:04, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

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Feb 4th, 2010 • Issue 74 • Ain't It Uncool? News!

Spang Archives Talkpage; End of World Expected Imminently By UU Renowned Wikia fan, code monkey and sexy admin Spang has performed what many users believe to be the clearest sign to date of impending apocalypse: he's archived his talk page. After almost 2 years of torturing the Wiki's servers, and having amassed a fairly impressive 410,844 bytes of content, Spang finally decided to give people the chance to talk to him without waiting for half an hour for his page to load. When asked for his reasoning behind this unprecedented move, the muddy funster quipped "no comment". Faced with such dazzling repartee, this reporter has no choice but to cut to the next story and hope he has some better quotes to pad it out with. Award Winners Speak Exclusively to UnSignpost By Someone who definitely isn't running out of ideas already this year Well, there you go folks, looks like the "... of the Year" award voting is done and dusted for another year. Thanks to all who voted; without you, the admins would probably have less to do, which would obviously be dangerous. Anyway, that aside, your ever-topical Unsignpost went and mugged the various winners for comments on their various wins. Several of them, of course, have already made their feelings clear to those who voted for them by way of the traditional thanks templates. Apart from UU, because he's a lazy ass. Or because he's busy writing this. Whichever. Anyway again, for the benefit of those who didn't vote for the winners, and don't watch their talk pages, here's what they had to say: Runaway WotY Hype said: "Thanks, you guys!! If you'll permit me to be dead serious for the first time ever on the wiki, this really is an honor, and it's pretty damn touching that so many people came out in support of my work. Whew. Being serious felt weird. I feel... strange. BALLS BALLS PENIS COCK. Ah... there's the stuff!" He then went off to write another My Sojourn spin-off. Even more runaway PotY Sonje said: "Thank you, I intend to return as soon as I can. I am currently in Africa with very limited internet access. I'll try to time my return to co-incide with the Oscars so that I can get some pointers for my acceptance speech." Admittedly, that was before we asked her for a comment, but then, she is in Africa with limited internet access. Joint UotY Socky channeled Churchill to say: "*scrapes throat* Ahem! I would like to say to the community as I would say to anyone who joined this website: Uncyclopedia has nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: Victory. Victory at all costs — Victory in spite of all error — Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival. … That seems to be the wrong Churchill speech. Okay, I'll give it another try. *scrapes throat again* The gratitude of every home throughout the world, except in the abodes of the guilty, goes out to the British airmen and Belgian spies who, undaunted by odds, unwearied in their constant challenge and mortal danger, are turning the tide of the Wiki War by their prowess and by their devotion. Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to two people. And so on and so on… Woot! Woot!" Long-winded bugger. And other joint UotY UU said: "wow, Socky's already left me needing a lot of filler for the right panel, so I'll keep this shortish. First, it's good to see someone who isn't an admin get their hands on this award, and Socky's hard work deserves recognition. Second, it's great to have my complete lack of a life recognised in this way. Third, did someone say Spang's archived his talk page? What the fuck's that all about?." Oh, and Dr. Skullthumper was UGotY, but that was a foregone conclusion anyway. He didn't seem to have any comment of his own to make, so TKF hopped in to the breach with "I call the award a "fascist disgrace" and "move to permanently disbar Mike Socia, that ape from Lighting who made my mole visible to all of the goddamn world watching the ceremony."" Which about wraps it all up, I hope.

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9001(bot)  15:15, Feb 4

Fullmetal Alchemist

Thanks for the guidance, Pelargonium, and I would be really appreciative if you could help me. Evilgidgit 22:12, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

All right, I'll work on it whenever I can. Let me know if I write something you don't like, since it's still technically your page. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 08:25, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

YO MAN!!!

Well, you are a smart person. You figured out it's me. ...CONGRADULATIONS!!!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:41, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Now keep your head down and your ammunition dry, and don't go ADD on anyone, and when you feel like insulting someone on their talk page take a nap, check if you've reached puberty yet (when you do you will say "Oh, THAT'S what all the fuss is about!"), eat a pb&j sandwich, but don't, under any circumstances, insult or harrass anyone you don't play with on a regular basis on their talk pages. Aleister in Chains 2:57 10 Feb. MMX

OK, but I've improved on a new, clean user.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:02, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

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Feb 11th, 2010 • Issue 75 • Picking the nuts of truth out of the muesli of news. Or something.

New way to win awards, impress friends, crush rivals! By UU Writing competitions, eh? With the Poo Lit Surprise, the Turkey Day Ball, and a conservation week or two, it would seem Uncyclopedians can't get enough of 'em. And now there's another! But this one has a point that separates it from the herd. Well a couple of points, actually. One: it's organised by human wiki-whirlwind MadMax, so it'll probably be efficient as all get-out; two: it's a sneaky way of fulfilling a need. See, there are all these great ideas for articles floating around at UN:REQ; articles that would undoubtedly improve this festering little wiki. And there they sit, being good ideas, but not being used. This competition aims to change all that! Yes, that's right, The Article Whisperer is a competition that gives you the ideas to get you started, all you need to do is supply the funny. What could be easier? Well, since you ask, perhaps judging it could? Max is also looking for at least 4 more opinionated types, unafraid of passing withering judgement on their peers. If you're interested in judging or entering, or if you have a good idea that would elevate this competition from being a damn good idea to a colossally awesome one, let MadMax know either on his talk page, or on the article's talk page. For those who want to selflessly improve the wiki while crushing all around them under the steel wheels of their genius, there can be no finer opportunity! General news round-up By UU As several things have been happening recently in Uncyclopedia, and ace cub reporter DogNewspaper is in some sort of snow-induced hibernation, and consequently too lazy to write individual articles on any of them, here is a quick synopsis of a couple of the more newsworthy recent events on the wiki in handy easy-to-digest bite-sized chunks. Mordillo nearly went mad attempting to feature all articles tied for tenth place in the top 10 of last year. And then spent the rest of this month to date patiently fielding questions about how long the rest of the featuring was going to take, and when normal featuring would resume. POTR did his best to help. When not asked for a quote, Mordillo said "FUCK YOU VERY MUCH AND SEE YOU IN 2011". We think he's just talking about the top 10, and not about taking a 10 month hiatus. That is, we hope so. A recent VFD nomination ended in a deletion marathon, as MrN and RDB spent 2 hours removing every last trace of the notorious Game:Page. Apart from the traces Mordillo deleted, that is. And the redirects to it that UU took care of, come to think of it. But still, all told, an impressive act of mass carnage only made more awesome by the fact that they somehow managed to delete Socky's userpage at one point during the proceedings. MrN claims "Both RDB and me still have sore huffing fingers you know".

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9001(bot)  13:03, Feb 11

So like

Stuff like redirecting an established article is really not a good idea. If you want to get rid of it, use VFD. Stuff like this will get you banned if I see ya doing it again. Again, you should have used VFD. Easy on the page blanking OK? MrN 09:36, Feb 13

Sorry. I'm still kind of a n00b at heart. <3 —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 09:38, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Who the hell is you?

THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!! JENNY #6!!!

Grazie. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 23:58,14February,2010

iPad Thanks

I see you voted for my new iPad Many thanks.

Thanks for voting on my first featured article! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 19:56 EST 14 Feb, 2010

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Pup 09:10, 15/02/2010

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Feb 18th, 2010 • Issue 76 • Now with 20% more vanity!

Understanding of the universe is shattered; Creation as we know it is defunct By POTR Imperial colonisation is back, and in true colonisation style, is taking religion to the masses. One of the most controversial elements of religious understanding has been the answer to the question "How did we get here?" This has often been seen in the debate that has been long held between Creationists and Evolutionists. Now that Imperial Colonisation is back on its feet, under the able guidance of IC Buccaneer Admiral Why?, they are educating the masses on this as we speak. "The article had been befouled by some evil doers, probably French or Spanish or Americans or worse. We are diligently researching and writing to bring the article in line with the Truth." stated Buccaneer Admiral Why?. A dramatic re-write is in process, as Why? has all his seamen working towards the noble goal of indoctrinating the masses in Creationist theory. After some false starts involving a banana and a jar of peanut butter, the recreation of creationism is being created. "The colonized article will show how the Empire has the right and duty to colonize everywhere by any methods available, and that anything we do is God's will. We will finish it by Saturday, 20 of February, or by Saturday, 27 of February, depending upon how long it takes us to colonize the natives. Anyone who wishes to apply to join our noble effort may do so at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization." Why? stated in closing. Darwin awards - Uncyclopedia Stylie By POTR Recently a n00b by the name of I LIKE PIE!!! chose to join the Uncyclopedia family. After a very short time he demonstrated the behaviours that make Uncyclopedia the place that it is. Of course, removing edits and formatting fixes by other users had him come to the attention of Dr. Skullthumper, who politely left him a message along with a 48 hour ban. Fortunately he showed the resilience that 10 year olds have when they are in the middle of doing something completely idiotic, and continued to trawl through people's talk pages, undo their edits, and generally be a dick. MrN9000, understanding the right balance of politeness and harshness, gave I LIKE PIE!!! a friendly message on his talk page, with a 1 week ban to support the severity of his words. Undeterred, I LIKE PIE!!! later returned. 1 week and 35 minutes after his previous ban, MrN repeated his previous words to the young man, along with a further 1 week ban. Thankfully, it appears that I LIKE PIE!!! took MrN's words to heart, as he managed to last a further 30 minutes after this second ban before he ran afoul of Roman Dog Bird, who in true RDB style demonstrated what an infinite ban actually means. When hard-hitting journalists pressed for details relating to the banning of this pre-pubescent pestilence, MrN replied "What kinda a journalist are you man!?!" Congratulations, I LIKE PIE!!!, for becoming the inaugural Uncyclopedia Darwin award winner, and removing yourself from the meme pool that we all enjoy.

Check out these pages! Some people are just too vain... Sluts get VD, I think Everyone loves a bad winner From our logs: Under user blocked 206.113.136.253 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (y0u h@v3 b33n b@nn3d (don't be a tw@t)) MrN9000 huffed "Onlytheashesremain" ‎ (You call that an article? Put your back into it!!!, not that we are calling you stupid you understand. Dave, can we call you Dave?) Roman Dog Bird huffed "Bucket of Shit" ‎ (Funny title, but the content proves that you like to suck big, fat, black, dick. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you obviously have trouble admitting it. Well....I'm not here for you dude. Sorry.) Biopic of the Week Hmm, who to bio this week? Well, it's been a while since we covered {{username}}, we could always go back to that old chestnut... Or maybe something esoteric, like profiling the sidebar, that'd fit with Unsignpost tradition. Hmm. Or maybe we could note that Turbo-Whoring machine, one-man Doritos fan club and Torch-Carrier by appointment to someone called "Jenny", CheddarBBQ hasn't actually asked to be profiled this week, and therefore decide this is the perfect opportunity to profile him. Usurping of the Week The Unführer of Der Unwehr has recently demonstrated the concept of survival of the fittest by finally having someone with more DU points than him threatening his position. "This is unacceptable, and will not be tolerated. Following standard Nazi protocol, the young officer in question will be forced to resign his position due to his disturbing excess of competence, just like what Hitler did to Rundstedt, List, Manstein, Bock, Rundstedt again, Busch, Leeb, and Rundstedt a third time. I wash my hands of this." Unführer Guildensternenstein said in response. Stand-in of the Week It has come to our attention that an anonymous user has infiltrated the presses here and overtaken the majority of the writing for an issue of the Unsignpost. When approached by Necropaxx to discuss this catastrophe, he is quoted as saying "I... is a... butt." This editorial team couldn't agree more.

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9001(bot)  23:38, Feb 18

RE:

RE:

um how do you do that?

um how do you do that?

'Uncyclopedia is freakin gay 21:34, February 20, 2010 (UTC)

ok then what is a Uncyclopedia troll?

ok then what is a Uncyclopedia troll?

'Uncyclopedia is freakin gay 22:33, February 20, 2010 (UTC)

This writing style is really interesting

This writing style is really interesting

~   a few minutes later

how do you find some weird stuff?

how do you find some weird stuff?

 ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~ 

'Uncyclopedia is freakin gay 23:01, February 20, 2010 (UTC)

I refuse to participate in this shitfest of gay. GAY GAY GAY —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:08, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

That's gay, not to particpate in gay.

Aleister in Chains

Aleister in Chains

Shadow? Fake 3D effect?

Shadow? Fake 3D effect?

Shadow? Fake 3D effect?

Shadow? Fake 3D effect?

Pup 03:18, 21/02/2010

Yes. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Shadow? Fake 3D effect?

Yes. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Yes. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Well, that came out weird. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:22, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Yes. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Yes. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Yes. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Yes. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

I think that was more like the effect you were after, however your sig has colour specifications in it which screws with the thingy I was playing with. And your time has {{random color}} which makes it even more nightmarish. And unitalicisible text/images. Pup 03:51, 21/02/2010

—Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦

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And of of curiousity I just ran {{sigtest}} on your sig - slightly too tall, but get awayable. Pup 03:56, 21/02/2010

Oh, well, well, at least my signature doesn't show off its tags like some kind of...signature slut! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:58, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Would you prefer this one? Pup

I'd prefer...your mom! Oooh! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 08:33, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

I would. It's sexier!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 08:50 (UTC)

yu will? TY

Mexico Article

Hi, i looked over your re writing of the Mexico article and i think you can actually just merge and integrate most of it into the current article. I think a total rewrite is unneccesary and will be really hard especially because it's a subject which many just use as a dumping ground for unfunny cliches and stereotypesd and in the past the article has many times devolved into a depository of racist commentary and plain hate speech. I thought the top section of your rewrite was good and i think we should addit now but i think we should avoid adding too obvious stereotypes like the guys in sombreros unless the point of the joke would be pointing out that it's a stereotype because anyone that actaully knows much about Mexico will just think the article is just abunch of unfunny overused cliches. If it meets your approval i shall add code from the top section right away to the current article (crediting you of course). If you disapprove i will remove it immidieately. Thanks Unregistered user 08:24, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

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Feb 25th, 2010 • Issue 77 • Slurping the froth of Truth off the cappuccino of News

Games, games and more games! We have more games then you can poke a stick at! By POTR Is the games namespace 99.9% shit was the question elegantly asked by OptyC recently. A simple question that has sparked a storm in a teacup. While Uncyclopedia is, undoubtably, the pinnacle of fine parody, it has been suggested the this particular poor cousin of the Main space has been allowed to fall into disrepair and disrepute due to the influx of poorly crafted content. In the words of one editor Delete it. It's cruft and I'm not even sure if it qualifies as a parody namespace of anything on Wikipedia. However, despite the lack of quality content, a significant portion of users have requested that it remain in play, however it be improved by having a little tender loving care given to it, along with a more rigid amount of cruft huffing. As such, it is with open arms we welcome the inclusion into this realm of the new moderator of the Games namespace OptyC, who will be referred to going forward as the Game Master. Upon the announcement of this singularly spectacular accolade, Optyc's first words were Maybe I shoulda just kept my mouth shut, eh? Although much respect must be levelled his way at the way he has taken to his new role with much gusto, winnowing through the chaff to find the kernels of wheat available in there. For more information on these developments, visit Forum:The Games namespace. It's Alive! By Mordillo A new blow to the "democrats"/"liberals"/"whiny bitches" of Uncyclopedia, opposing the disputed hereditary law. Senior member of the non existent Cabal and editor-in-chief-in-absentia of this newspaper, UU has announced the birth of heiress to the throne, also known as UUette. UUette was reportedly born holding a scepter and a miniature ban hammer, wearing a crown and QVFD grade galoshes and waving frantically at the hysterical cheering masses. The non existent cabal promptly announced a reserved seat for UUette in the VFS round of 2026 as well as the prestigious position of "Noob of the Month". A shrouded spokesperson for the Cabal noted that "it would have been important for the Cabal, were it to exist, that the existing Cabal dynasty, especially one coming from such a quality genetic specimen such as UU, shall continue without disturbance. The Cabal is greatly pleased with UU and Mrs. UU for bolstering its numbers for the greater Cabal's good." Sporadic demonstration of support were noted around the Uncyclopedia realm, as supporters of the Cabal were seen with "DEAR UUette IS GREAT" and "ALL HAIL THE HEIR APPARENT" signs. So called "democratic"/"liberals"/"whiny bitches" protests were dealt with swiftly and efficiently. And from all of us in the UnSignpost here is one big congratulations UU, may your daughter have huge...errr..tracks of land.

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9001(bot)  20:55, Feb 28

Picture at Hentai

Hi. I put the photo you took away (probably to keep for yourself, in a safe and dark protected place that nobody will look, aye!) and put it as the lead photo of the page with an adjusted caption. imnho there is seldom a need to replace a photo with another, just find room on the page, and on this one there was an entire top section photoless. So, hopefully, our combined changes made it a better page. Nice collab! ~   1:06 1 2 mmx

Heh, thanks. I actually just put that other picture there because I liked it better. ;) But what you did works too. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:12, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Revert

Hey... words to follow...  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 02:53 (UTC)

Huh? Whatchoo talkin bout? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:54, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that. Hehe. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:04, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I wasn't going for a fake link for: Who could possibly make GOD? but more of a: you can now create the article (you indeed are the one to possibly make) "GOD" link with this: Who could possibly make God?, plus the "page does not exist" is funny as well.

BTW, I didn't know about the {{Fakelink|Proof that Happytimes sucks}} template and I think it is funny too. I just think the other idea is more so. I'ma gonna have to use that in some other stuff now. (Also, how DARE you edit when I plainly said more was to follow? It's like I'm talking to myself. Again... I'm so lonely.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:07 (UTC)

BTW^x2That's two edit conflicts now! (I think I may just have to make a template!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:09 (UTC)

M'kay. That's what I love about this Wiki; everyone can respectfully contribute without fear of harassment! (I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU BASTARD!!!) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:15, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

Ha! I never sleep!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:24 (UTC)

I'll make you sleep. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:26, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah! Sleep like a fish-dog!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:39 (UTC)

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Mar 4th, 2010 • Issue 78 • Snorting the drug of Truth from the toilet seat of News

Controversy over Uncyclopedian leads journalist to public outcry By Him again The "of the Month" nominations and celebrations have been marred recently by drama circulating in forums, talk pages and on vote pages in various areas. Fortunately, whenever and wherever a drama has reared its ugly head an Unsignpost reporter has been there to cover it. Why do I need to provide this? is now experiencing his second week of not having been nominated for anything. After mentioning to a respected editor that he had been nominated for at least one award for almost every day he had been part of the Uncyclopedia community, he bemoaned the fact that he had not been nominated for anything this month. "I've been nommed for something EVERY SINGLE DAY of the five months I've been here--until this month. I'm not nommed for anything. It's pretty depressing, really." Why? complained As a result of this complaining, Why? was then nominated for an award that had been more respected in the breach then in the observance - to paraphrase the bard - Nomination of the Month. When, after a series of events, Roman Dog Bird felt obliged to nominate Aleister in Chains' Nomination for NOTM of PuppyOnTheRadio's nomination for NOTM of Why do I need to provide this?'s nomination of PuppyOnTheRadio for UGotM, he simply stated "This is a stupid award." Meanwhile, at UotM, discussion over the number of awards given out led to an obvious discussion about the worth of RotM and UotM, which of course led, as all conversational roads do, to the hugely popular and debatably talented Dan Brown, not to be confused with Dan Kwon, as we aren't quite sure who he is. The debate got unexpectedly heated when a talented and handsome editor suggested that another less talented editor should perform carnal and bestial acts with random household appliances. Remember to cast your vote in AotM, PotM, RotM, NotM and WotM, or nominate the uncyc member that has impressed you most in these areas. And of course, always remember Mordillo's words, "This one is for people who made Uncyclopedia better by cleaning up shop, helping people and allow Uncyclopedia to wobble around without falling over." Vote today. Or tomorrow - depending on if you have the time. Vote for Sandwiches suspended, Uncyclopedians confused By UU Confusion reigned supreme in Uncyclopedia this month, as the ever-popular Vote for Sandwiches page was inexplicably protected, and changed to something that appears to be called "Vote for Sysops". Historical investigation by our fearless mascot DogNewspaper has revealed that this is actually the traditional process by which new sysops are selected on Uncyc - which came as a surprise to many editors, particularly the newer ones, many of whom didn't realise new sysops could be selected. And with the current vote count standing at 6 in favour, and with few regularly active sysops left to vote, it looks like the chances are that there will be new sysops by the end of this month - so time to start deciding who you're gonna nominate! Who will be the next to have a thousand IPs ask them on their talkpage why they deleted their useless little one-line stub? Stay tuned to find out?

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Comment from Prehistory96 to Pelargonium Hello Pelargonium. Comment will be modified.

Comment from Prehistory96 to Pelargonium

User:Pelargonium, heres a reply. Thanks for sending the Manual information about editing on Uncyclopedia on the talkpage of me. I'm kindof new here for the most part.

You have been saved from destruction and welcome to IC

The Godly People at Imperial Colonization thank you for voting for Creationism (rightly featured 8 March 2010), and thus supporting America as The Rightful World Power. May God George God and George bless you!

On behalf of IC, I thank you for voting your conscience. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Camera Obscura UnCleara

I don't know about you, but I am not going to leave George Bush staring out at me from my talk page. Shivers down the spine.

Finally saw your note on the Camera Obscura nom, and if you meant it you can turn the ship's rudder t-o-t-a-l-l-y around by striking your 'again 'em' and, wonder of wonders, voting 'for 'em'. As you can see, this is a nom I have no trouble whoring for. It is such an intresting page (and I do have to email its author, reading all the comments reminded me of that) and of such high caliber, imnho, that I honestly think it would do uncy proud to feature it. I guess I've fallin in love, sigh, and we do so fight for our loves. In my Hurt Locker, Aleister in Chains :31 9 3 mmx

So...are you saying that my comment was correct? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:52, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Eeekk. There's Bush's face again. When will we be rid of him???? As I read your comment, unless I'm missing something flying over my head, sure, you're totally right. It has two great things going for it. First, the fact that of course photographs weren't invented until a couple hundred years later. That's funny by itself, and then the photos themselves look so interesting, but the photos have to be sold in an interesting way. So then they are--the presentation of the page as an academic file which goes along with a historical papers box from the research section of a museum, written in the language of that research format, is maybe the perfect way to present it. Deadpan humour. War, what is it good for. Photographs! Al, a bit later that day.

Ah, okay. I see what you mean. I'll consider changing my vote as I now know what it's about. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:37, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Neat, either way you go. I just read your I LIKE PIE!!! section and found that hilarious "I'll adopt you (not literally). . ." I think I like Pie came back yesterday for a brief moment on an article talk page, the only line was something like "Hi my name is bob and I like pie". I answered, but then the page was wiped/huffed, so maybe it was him. Like a shadow in the night, he still walks among us. Al, a few minutes later

Creepy...maybe one day he will discove the wonders of the proxy and walk among us once again. Until then, he's just another insignificant infinibanee in our long(ish) history. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:57, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

ur ghey

u shud no User:HELPME

oh yeah well well GAYLORD User:Pelargonium

i dot lik u nd niobody dos User:HELPME

THATS A LIE User:Pelargonium

no its nt ur gay nd stopid nd rtartd nd ft. User:HELPME

why dose every1 hate me? :( Mr. Winkler

nt evry1 LotofLOLS luvs u —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 23:28, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

no i hate him. hes soo bad i hope he get sum sick. FAGGZORZ —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:08, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

u lie ur nt me LotofLOLS

Upsilon Sigma Sigma

Hey Pel, I'm just going around trying to drum up support for a new group I'm trying to get going. I've been sitting here, thinking to myself, "gee, Uncyclopedia has a lot of stuff, a legal department, a political party, and an assortment of other great things, but it doesn't have a fraternity." I also noticed that the top 50 wanted articles list hasn't changed in over a year. Soooooo, I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to join me and potentially others in the 1st Uncyclopedia fraternity, ΥΣΣ, Upsilon Sigma Sigma, a collaborative an independent organization with the aim of writing exclusively requested articles. Pop on by the page, if it's something you're interested in, just let me know. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 17:02 9 Mar, 2010

Come Back!!

Don't go, or at least let us all talk to whoever banned you from the homeside. And what about camera obscura, you could singlehandidly save it or sentence it to ooooobbbbbliiiivvvviiiiooooonnnnnnn. Seriously, fight the power, and come back. Al de'Chain 18:23 10 3

Hehe, it's not like that. What happened is, my little sister tripped on my laptop's power wire and knocked over the little table it was on. The computer hit another table as it fell, breaking the monitor. So then my dad got really pissed at her and all hell broke loose, and since we're short on money right now he won't buy me a new computer. Then, he shuts off the house's internet so I can't go on my sister's computer, so what I'm left with is my computer in Digital Art class (which I'm on right now) and the internet on my cell phone. So yeah. Oh, and thanks for reminding me about the vote, I'll switch it right now. ;) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:29, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

A festivus miracle! You may have singlehandidly saved Camera Obscura from Obsuraty (a pun son). Thanks from all the camera obscura fans. Is the computer broke or just the monitor? You can grab a monitor from the school's extras and run like hell, or throw it out the window to a partner in UnCrime. Maybe when your dad sobers up cools off he'll come to his UnSenses. Thanks again, and really, am glad it's nothing really serious, like your dad actually looking at the pages of Uncy! Al de'Chain a few minutes later

You're welcome! And yeah it's just the monitor. I don't know what I'm gonna do about it though... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:50, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

Requirements for this situation (Prehistory96 to Paizuri/Archive 2)

Theres always the local library. When I had a situation, like this (Loss of Internet), we went to the library because the time-length without the internet made us see the internet again. From June 2009 to March 2010 we still don't have internet. Only on cellphones. But I hope the library helps you as an Internet-line, just like you helped me. We'll be missing you. Especially me. ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96 Preh.96 03:30, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

Aw, I never showed you how to use that signature. I'll see if i can do that tomorrow... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:21, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

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Mar 11th, 2010 • Issue 79 • Making the New York Times look shabby since 2008

Investigative journalist looks in to the cabal; Shocking discovery By PuppyOnTheRadio For years a dreadful mystery has hung over Uncyclopedia. Rumours of a cabal have dogged Uncyclopedia, suggesting that there is a shadowy, mysterious group behind administrative decisions that have guided the hands of Uncyclopedia policy and procedure since the time of it's inception. Many veiled references have been made to this cabal, however until now there has been no real investigative attempts to uncover the shocking truth about the cabal. However, despite this, one plucky rookie journalist has decided that the truth must be free, and an investigation into the cabal has been undertaken. Investigating this it appears that the rumours relating to a cabal have come from numerous sources. In investigating this there were a number of dead ends, including pages that appear to have been deleted with no history. One source has come forward to expose the truth about the cabal. Under threat of repercussion, this source has been asked to be known simply as Deep Throat. Upon interviewing this source the following shocking truth has been discovered! There is no cabal. Any rumours about a supposed cabal are completely untrue. Any suggested sources are in fact fictional and have no veracity behind them. There is no shadowy, mysterious force guiding Uncyclopedia. As I, as a respected journalist, have now been made well aware of the non-existence of this cabal, I am now comfortable to retire my journalistic career. I will shortly be taking a long trip to a very remote location where there is no phone or internet access and will choose to never write again. I may even go to Antarctica. But most importantly, there is not now, nor never has been, a cabal. A useful HowTo? does not compute! By UU Writing UnNews just got a whole lot easier, after UnNews kingpin Zim ulator, Zionist control freak Mordillo and sucker for punishment workhorse SPIKE got together to completely rewrite HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article. Featuring novel ideas (that they got from a novel) such as helpful advice, up-to-date references, and words in the right order, the article is so preposterously useful that it may have to be deleted, as it clearly contravenes Uncyclopedia's mission statement. If there were a Cabal (which, as the above article clearly establishes beyond doubt, there isn't), it would encourage you to read it and never write a bad UnNews again.

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9001(bot)  11:04, Mar 12

==pwnd== i vandlizd ur usrpge ho—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 23:32, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Did you mess with my Talkpage?!. ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96 Preh.96 04:00, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

u wre pwnd agin—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 04:57, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

VFS issue

You voted too many times on VFS. You only get three votes.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:05, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit, my bad. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Now UnNews:Afghan bombing shocks and confuses millions

I have addressed Mordillo's valid concern and simplified the headline by picking up the whole thing and moving (renaming) it. Hope you can find it. Spıke ¬ 01:10 15-Mar-10

Okay. I'll change the article then so that it takes place in...Central Asia, is it? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps "the Arab world." I only know that Afghanistan is not in New Hampshire. Not even way up in the Cooze. Spıke ¬ 01:16 15-Mar-10

It's not in Nevada either. Or is it? I'm sure they look about the same. ;) —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

ΥΣΣ March Collaboration

Yup, went with your idea. Your the lead on this project since it was your idea and you've written half of the article already. The collaboration homepage is here. We'll work on this up until say the 25th and then I'll submit it to PEE review. Happy article writting!

ps, your userpage has been destroyed by someone... --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 12:39 EST 15 Mar, 2010

=p I admit nothing!—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 19:00, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

It's all lies! I want my share of the credit. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 08:38, Mar 16 2010 UTC

Oh, so now vandalizing my userpage is some kind of...sick game?! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 08:45, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

No... it's almost like it's some kind of magnet... Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 10:10, Mar 16 2010 UTC

Thanks cunt

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted the the rank of Queen's voter.
	Due to their site-topping talents in voting awards for me, all other chores formerly assigned have been rescinded.
	Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they'll do nothing other than HELP ME win awards anytime soon.
	If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
	but such a menial task is outside of their job description.

—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 19:01, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Your head on a stick

Will be served for dinner tonight with fava beans and some good chianti if those bizarre redirects of user pages continue. Especially those who create double redirects. /me wonders off to make sure that the chianti is room temperature in time for dinner. ~ 13:44, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ha! What is that, some kind of Cabal dinner? I will not be controlled by who are why do have a swor--aaaaaaah —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 14:18, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

You visited my thread when nobody else would.

Awww... how adorable!
You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

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VFS: it begins By UU As exclusively reported in your super soaraway UnSignpost last week, the voting process for new Uncyclopedia sysops has begun, and so it's time for Signpost mascot and never-popular running joke DogNewspaper to give the traditional unbiased Signpost rundown of the candidates. Leading the popular vote at present is long-serving poopsmith and kvetcher RabbiTechno, gaining a seemingly unassailable lead by being helpful, friendly and competent, and by promising to bake cakes for all who vote for him - a ploy which may well have snared the support of more than just the odd swing voter. In a comfortable position just behind the Rabbi is lengthily-monikered Belgian workhorse Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, the joint Uncyclopedian of the Year for 2009, who seems to be gathering followers by being helpful, competent, friendly, and doing loads and loads of stuff. This cunning stratagem has obviously endeared him to the denizens of this wiki, who seem to be propelling him towards having his own banstick. But hold on, who's this coming up stealthily behind Socky? Why, it's pee review supremo and scourge of vandals everywhere ChiefjusticeDS! The Chief is steadily accumulating backers through the cunning tactic of being competent, helpful and friendly. He also rules PEEING with an iron fist, and spends inordinate amounts of time cleaning and tidying up the place, facts that have led to him coming within striking distance of the leaders in what appears to be a three-horse race. One thing is clear from this - all 3 of the most popular candidates appear to be helpful and friendly, which this newspaper finds unacceptable - where is the next Famine going to come from? where will we find an admin willing to infiban users and delete all their articles just for looking at someone the wrong way, or for being Kip the Dip? Also nominated, and receiving some support are current Writer of the Year and greatest person in the history of all things ever Hyperbole, diplomat by Uncyc appointment to all religions Optimuschris, canine broadcaster and damn fine journalist PuppyOnTheRadio, allcaps-named VFD machine SPIKE, confirmed female on the internets Zana Dark, easy-to-spell feature-machine Guildensternenstein and jaded old-timer Necropaxx. Other people have been nominated without recording a score as yet, but as this article is already long enough to have the editor wondering how many filler boxes he can dream up for the right-side panel this week, they just appear as a brief list: Mnbvcxz, Cajek, Gerrycheevers, Syndrome, The Woodburninator, Why do I need to provide this?, Charitwo and some bloke called Mhaille. Will any of them pick up a sympathy vote before the end of voting round 2? Positions vacant. By PuppyOnTheRadio The Imperial Colonization is a long standing organisation that has for years been at the cutting edge of creativity of articles for one of the world's most respected websites: Uncyclopedia. Due to a period of unprecedented growth during a time of economic downturn, as most of our members are otherwise unemployed, we are looking for a new assistant to the head of IC. This is a fantastic opportunity for you to work from home. Your daily duties will include: Telling writers that they should be working on the latest colonisation Ensuring that changes to current colonisation are consistent with the theme Telling writers to stop wasting time on other projects and get back to the current colonisation Vetting new applicants to IC to ensure they are of the quality needed Telling writers that they should really be working on IC Going insane with power (optional) The relevant applicant will have: Significant experience in editing and writing articles for feature Preferably have worked on IC or in a related field The ability to tell writers that they should really get back to the current project, as it needs to be completed by the 20th of March. A fluffy teddy called Norman (optional, but preferred) This is a rare opportunity. The successful applicant will become next in line to take over the reins of IC when the current head gets sick of it retires. You will be paid in the half feature credit when a colonised article gets featured, as well as being able to call yourself the assistant to the head of Imperial Colonisation. To apply, contact Why do I need to provide this? here.

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Lazy ass

Are you even working on the Cainad tree? Few=three, ALWAYS!!! And it's been three days.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 01:12, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Be a good little boy and tell your daddy that I've run into some unexpected problems and I haven't been able to work on it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:42, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

You're on your period?—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 19:12, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Yes No! Que loca, "my period!" Puta. Van a chingar tu padre, jodense gringo! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:44, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Nin(e)-ten-do(eleven)

Good page, it shaped up well. A question I asked Skinfan and he doesn't know either, so I guess I'm not the only one. What are those little squares in the Japanese name in the first sentence? I've seen those around here once in awhile, but don't know what they are. Huh? Ignorant of little squares 1:58 23 2 mmx

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the edit

Thanks for catching the missing 'e' in 'Garage sale'! It's those kind of things that make me look really stpid. Alistr in Chains p.s. And thanks! for your vote. 00:38 25 3 mmx

Since I'm here

Great work on Nintendo. I think the page has turned out really nice, and much better than the page we are replacing. Yay. Al n'chain 00:40 25 3 mmx

Thank you as well. I couldn't have finished it without your help. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 00:42, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Aw, shucks. There is no q in team, or z or 9rnep, or a number of any kind. There is an e in team, which I usually miss and spell it "tam". Al en'chain 2:10 25 3 mmx

Haha. :) Well, I look forward to more collabs with you in the future, with Upsilon sigma² and all. Good thing your writing talent balances out mine. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 03:53, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the tree

Thanks for the family tree! That's awesome! Huggies. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 16:09, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

ITS AWESOME!!!!— The Rift (grumble) MUN CPT DAD 18:54, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome, you two. :) ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 22:45, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

I posted a note on the page of all the family members you hadn't. Also see this. Another Discordian. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:44, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Freakin' A...I'll try to get to that tomorrow. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:46, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

You realize, too, that at any time I might adopt another user. And one of them might adopt, and one of them might, and.... (Our family multiplies likes rabbits). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:54, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

You're a fucker, you know that? A giant slut. How many times must you do this before you've had your fill? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:58, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

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Mar 25th, 2010 • Issue 81 • So full of news, our news-gut hangs over our news-jeans

VFS reaches third and final round, Uncyclopedians bored to tears By UU And so the bloated process that is VFS stumbles drunkenly into its third and final stage. All the chaff - that is, those polling low numbers of votes - has been mercilessly pruned, and the wheat - Chief, Rabbi and Socky - is now being sifted carefully by the admins. And the UnSignpost once more devotes precious space to covering it, even though most Uncyclopedians, with their reduced attention spans, got bored of it weeks ago. Once again, the Rabbi appears to be in pole position, and there are rumours that Mordillo is already preparing him a traditional Jewish banstick, such is his current lead. Meanwhile, Sock and Chief are neck-and-neck for the second slot, polling three votes each currently. When he interviewed himself for this article, lazy journalist UU exclusively told us: "this reflects well on the site - we have three great, very strong candidates, any and all of whom would do a great job if opped. And a number of those who didn't make it to round 3 will probably make a much stronger showing next time. If there is a next time." All that remains now is to see how the final few days affect the vote, and who finally gets the supreme honour of being able to go delete every single page of shitloads of crappy games that have been nommed on VFD, and the like. Joins us next week for the "From Our Logs" new admin special, when we analyse their first bans, and watch as these new admins mercilessly ban the unlucky loser and abuse their new powers flagrantly. Hopefully. Top 5 Of-The-Months Become 90% Cheesier By CheddarBBQ Well known and completely badass user CheddarBBQ, known for his increasing his own self-image, and for being one of the coolest guys ever, has now set a record by being nommed for all four "big" nominations in the same month. Even more impressive, he has been nommed for these four without doing much of anything deserving of awards (besides the aforementioned alleged coolness and/or badassedness). The always tasty Eyetallyan snackfood has been able to hold tightly to last place in each one of these all month. When asked about his newfound record, the great man/food had this to say: "I always knew I was special. The bag of cheese curls that I referred to as "Mommy" for 15 years would tell me so on a regular basis. Also, suck it bitchez." Of course the amazing record-breaker would think well of himself, so we went elsewhere, to question his adopted son, Momo. When asked about the excitement over the record, Momo claimed, "Papa De La Rosa is, like, the greatest dad ever, I used to have so much fun with him when I was little. Ya know, he once left me inside an oven when I was a baby, went for a beer and got me out the following morning. That was fun, I'm tellin' ya. And when I was 4, he left me in an amusement park, went for a beer and came to pick me up a whole week later. I spent that week with that nice guy who kept touching my ass.. Good times.. When I was 7, he took me for a beer. And by the age of 14, we were running our small liquor-smuggling business.. Oh yeah, he's a great guy." Curiously, his comment did not much relate to the matter at hand, yet it was deemed necessary to include it anyway. It appears to be abundantly clear that Cheddar is a marvel of a man whom we can all look up to. In other news, it appears that Don Chedds is about to set another record by being the first Uncyclopedian to drastically lose all five major awards in one month. It appears to be abundantly clear that Cheddar is a marvel of a man whom we can all look up to. Here's to you, CheddarBBQ. Oh yeah, and some other people had something to do with it as well. Note: The writer of this article has decided that a fact check as to whether or not either of these are true records would be unnecessary.

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--Chiefjustice3DS 22:43, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

March collaboration part duex

Ok, so the pee of our article is done, courtesy of Why? link is here. essentially, we're going to work on editing the article until the 28th, then the voting starts as to whether we move it to mainspace and start a different project or we keep working on Nintendo for a while longer. all this should be done by april 1st. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 20:54 EST 25 Mar, 2010

Don't trust any decision made on April 1. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:43, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the advice

Thanks for the advice.

Dytiscidae 21:08, March 26, 2010 (UTC)Dytiscidae, a geologist

You're welcome. If you need anything else, don't hesitate to ask. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:17, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

Darlington

Cheers for adding the picture of the River Skerne it really compliments the article. English peasant 01:51, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Happy to help. Good luck with the article! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:52, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

UGofM

I don't want to get in an edit war over a vote count (I wish to Sophia people would make it clear when they're voting for or just commenting), but how did you count six votes for you-know-who on Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month? Mind you it's possible I missed something--some people make it very difficult to figure out what they're saying. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:03, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

The For votes were: Skinfan13, me, Matfen, Ptok, Puppy, Aleister in Chains, Pippo, and TKF. The against votes were Mn-z and you. I just did a simple subtraction problem. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:08, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

EDIT: You were right, the score was +7, counting CheddarBBQ's vote. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:12, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure Cheddar was voting for--I don't know what that symbol means. And Pippo is Necropaxx who was speaking a different language, and TKF buried his vote where it was hard to find. I wish people would make their votes clear. It means we've had four different people changing the vote count because people can't figure out what it's supposed to be. I'm used to "If you make it hard for me to understand you, I'm ignoring you." King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:18, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, so it was six votes then. Skinfan, me, Ptok, Puppy, Ally, Cheddar, Necropaxx and TKF voted for, you and Mn-z voted against. I translated Necropaxx's vote to "of course," Cheddar's minty template means for, and TKF said "also, for" at the end of his statement. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:23, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

I posted a complaint about the voting there which will likely either get ignored or made fun of. But you and I have better things to do here then try to interpret the votes of people who make it difficult for no apparent reason. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:30, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

YES, that is so true. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to get raped soon. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:32, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm about to get raped by my hand. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:39, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

I thought I voted for too....—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 05:17, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Oops.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 05:18, March 28, 2010 (UTC)