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late pee review thanks

hey necro, just wanted to say thanks for you review of 1993. it was very helpful, and it will definitely help me continue my quest to clean up the timeline, should i ever get off my ass and return to writing things for this silly website. thanks again! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:17, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, thanks. It was nothing, really. What's the situation with you not writing, then? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:30, Oct 18

i went back to grad school, so my total lifestyle change shock is just now wearing off. hopefully you'll see me continue my current attempt to be around! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:33, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Cool! What are you er, majoring in? (is that the correct term?) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 04:00, Oct 18

officially, i am continuing my astronomy studies. which means i am subtly continuing my quest to be the first person on mars. nuts to those show-off NASA test pilots! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:44, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Very nice! Good luck, sir! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:48, Oct 18

You're just now thanking him for a review he did in 1993? That is late thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:43, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, well, he's an Uncyclopedian. What do you expect? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 03:45, Oct 19

I took like this astronomy class once? The teacher tried to convince us that those tiny lights we see in the sky when it's like dark and stuff are like these mega balls of fire. I was like, what does he think we are, stupid? I know there's no air in space, and you can't have fire without air! Duh! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:18, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Careful there, partner. You don't want them science-y folks gettin' up in arms. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 04:19, Oct 19

I thought they were the holes in the fabric of the sky that you could see heaven peeking through, but you couldn't see them during the day because the sun was being pushed across the sky by a giant dung beetle. Pup t 04:24, 19/10/2009

Oh, come now. That's just ridiculous. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 04:25, Oct 19

I agree - I think that it's just that the sun is a much bigger hole in the sky, and it's where God looks out. Pup t 04:28, 19/10/2009

That's why you can't look at it directly--He'll fry your eyes out. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 04:31, Oct 19

PEAR

Damned spell check! Pup t 00:41, 18/10/2009

How the heck did you get here so fast?! Darned radio puppies waiting in the wings... YOU'RE TURNING ME INTO A PARANOID, YOU KNOW!!! Thanks for the pear, it was quite tasty. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:43, Oct 18

Necropaxx' bee says

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Sun Bee thanks King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:46, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Why am I being imitated?

First PuppyontheRadio imitates my Why??? signature as How???, so I change mine to WHY not??? and now you've got your signature as How now???. Is this some kind of flattery, or are you trying to totally confuse me, or are you both trying to take credit for my tiny number of awards? It's not like you don't have enough of your own. But you can't have mine, NO NO NO! WHY not??? 00:07, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

No, none of those, although I laughed at some of the reasons. I was hoping to perpetuate the trend that Puppy started. Imagine if every user had a sig like yours! Madness! Hahahahaaa!! WHAT now??? Wednesday, 00:49, Oct 21 2009

I'll probably change it back soon. No offense, but I like my sig better. :P WHAT now??? Wednesday, 00:49, Oct 21 2009

Did you miss this one? Pup t 02:12, 21/10/2009

Oh, forgot to mention that one. Also every time I log on recently your sig has changed. The one I really like is the black silhouette of the dog listening to his master's voice. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:34, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

You have started a trend. Now Mahm00shA is doing it too with HOW comes???. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:31, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Relax, dude. I only used it once —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 03:12, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Aw, come on! It'll be fun! WHAT now??? Wednesday, 03:57, Oct 21 2009

Thanks for the nom, Tom

Love, User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig3 and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:32, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome, er, Guido? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:06, Oct 22 2009

And more thanks

Wikus van der Merwe thanks you for voting for BlueSpiritGuy as NotM. Because you did this he will not shoot you with his big fokken alien robot. As long as you leaves his cat food out.

Don't know Wikus? Go watch District 9 loser

--BlueSpiritGuy 18:02, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Google Chrome Screenshot of 22 Oct. 2009--please?

I should have asked you this earlier as there's not much time left. But could you (or anyone who reads this) make a Google Chrome screen shot of the Main Page for today, 22 Oct. 2009 (Uncyclopedia time). Not that I have an ego about having three things on the front page at once.... King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:31, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

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Hey

Hey, I came here from suckish Polish Uncyclopedia, and I want to contribute here from now. But, in Poland we have a bit different rules, i.e. how to put legallyarticle to Did You Know section? Thanks in advance for answer. Ptok-Bentoniczny 22:24, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

Your English is a little off. I'm assuming you meant how to legally put an article in the DYK section? Well, you can't. Did You Know? is for cheesy one-liners. I'm not sure what you mean by your question. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 04:24, Oct 24 2009

Vanity is mine, sayeth the Lord

I just came across this. Thank you for including me. No, really, thank you. Pup t 11:35, 24/10/2009

Heh, you're welcome. =D • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 23:48, Oct 24 2009

Thanks for your vote!

According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing. The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out. In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin Kato 17:58, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Oh my!

Case in point: Totally hot, and you have no chance.

Exhibit B: Non-Mormon chick. Nasty, innit?

...ooooh mmmmyyyy...   Le Cejak • <5:22 Oct 27, 2009>

...You're joking right? Ha ha, very funny mister man. I'm gonna get Rahb to ban you.   Le Cejak • <5:22 Oct 27, 2009>

I was just looking for a more direct contrast to "encyclopedic" articles. Modus can get pretty zany, but he's got nothing on you. He writes more "political" articles rather than "zany". Really, that's all there is to it. It's not like I find your articles funny. Please. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 05:26, Oct 27 2009

It must be because you like me on a personal level. Yeah. I have that effect on the ladies Mormons lady Mormons.   Le Cejak • <5:35 Oct 27, 2009>

Speaking of Lady Mormons: they are much hotter than normal ladies, only now you absolutely don't have a chance with them! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 05:37, Oct 27 2009

I'm going to Provo (I know where it is) and I'm telling all those hotties about your "encyclopedic" article on Antbortions. /me shakes head, then slowly lowers it... then lifts it again, like me's about to say something, then slowly lowers it again.   Le Cejak • <5:42 Oct 27, 2009>

I showed it to one of the guys in my hall and he cracked up! I was like, "how dare you like this?!" We Mormons are an evile, evile folk. Well, I am anyway. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 05:43, Oct 27 2009

Wait wait wait... do I get both those chicks or only one? I'm sorry, swine flu is slowing me down. Send confirmation!   Le Cejak • <5:51 Oct 27, 2009>

Read the shirts, silly. Also, AHHHH SWINE FLU!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 05:53, Oct 27 2009

But only one of them is wearing a shirt. A shirt I can read. With words. SEND CONFIRMATION!!!!   Le Cejak • <5:56 Oct 27, 2009>

I don't have the type of "confirmation" you're looking for. Although, a thought has struck me: I shall give you the answer in Book of Mormon prose: "*ahem* And it came to pass, that the one who was the hot Mormon chick said unto that servant of the devil, even that Cajek, 'I don't go for med students.' And the Cajek was struck as though he were dumb, and the hot Mormon chick did leave him to be trodden underfoot by the people, yea, verily it did come to pass thusly." • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:00, Oct 27 2009

That can't be the book of Mormon. It doesn't say "And it came to pass" enough. Pup 06:06, 27/10/2009

That was just one verse. Considering that every verse in the book begins and ends with it, I'd say your claims are pretty unfounded. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:08, Oct 27 2009

My online username is mentioned in every. single. line. of the Mormon scriptures.   Le Cejak • <6:09 Oct 27, 2009>

That's what she said! Seriously, what? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:13, Oct 27 2009

Oh, ha, I misread POTR's... thing... look, I'm having two flamewars at the same time, AND I just got turned down by two women during this one. I don't have time for accuracy.   Le Cejak • <6:18 Oct 27, 2009>

Dude. You got turned down by two women. You've got all the time in the world. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:19, Oct 27 2009

Wait... I also have swinitis fuckin' swine flu.   Le Cejak • <6:25 Oct 27, 2009>

That stinks. Also, I read User:Cajek/IRC1: you and RAHB are geniuses! Geniuses, I say! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:30, Oct 27 2009

Just reread it: you're right. That was pretty freaking hilarious. I think that's when I wrote my solitary number one hit of the year.   Le Cejak • <6:44 Oct 27, 2009>

Speaking of your faves, I'm only in there once! TKF is in there, like 40 times! What the heck, man?! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:45, Oct 27 2009

Before I go to bed, are you referring to User:Cajek/faves? (will get around to responding tomorrow)   Le Cejak • <6:57 Oct 27, 2009>

Yeah. It's the one where I put the verbal (written?) smackdown on Dexter on a VFH nom. Other than that, I'm nowhere to be seen. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:34, Oct 27 2009

This what I get for having users on my watchlist. *Sniff* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:22, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

I keep sitting down at the computer and thinking I'll write an article, and then find myself nattering on everybodies talk-page. This conversation stuff really messes with my communication. Pup 08:56, 27/10/2009

I can delete and protect your talkpage if you want. That's what I would do, if I wasn't so desperate for human contact. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:00, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

It's this talk page that's causing all the problems. I would appreciate you deleting and protecting it for me. Pup 09:20, 27/10/2009

We have been getting a considerable number of complaints about it. It's like New York in Ghostbusters. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:45, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Modus, you can't guilt me into putting you back on my userpage. It won't work. No matter how you try to seduce me into doing it, it won't work. My resolve is unshakeable! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:32, Oct 27 2009

Well, if it's unshakable. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:06, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

Absolutely unshakable! No way, no how will you shake my unshakable resolve! It cannot be done! Why, nothing at all could even possibly shake my resolve! Nothing at all, etc. etc. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 06:02, Oct 30 2009

To be honest, I've already forgotten what we were talking about. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:09, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

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9001(bot)  01:37, Nov 3

I followed your advice

You said Jamie Lynn Spears was good but you abstained because you and some other people thought it needed to be expanded. I asked for it to be withdrawn from VFH so I could expand it. I promised I'd let everybody know when it was ready well it's back on VFH! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 07:35, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

Dear Mr/Ms Necropaxx/archive 7, Greetings. I am the lawyer for Arthur C. Clarke's estate. It has come to my assistant's attention that you recently supported an article on this website (henceforth referred to as "Uncyclopedia"), namely the article titled 2001: A Space Odyssey, to be featured on the website front page. We are honoured, although, of course: 1. We are fully aware of just how monumentally great the film is, and 2. We are preparing a suit against you for supporting copyright infringement, and the author of the article (referred to as "MacMania") is currently under arrest at Sri Lanka (not Ceylon).* However, we would be obliged if you would be able to do us one small favour. As interim representatives of Clarke's estate, we are in talks with Random House to commission a fifth book to add to the 2001 trilogy of four books. We've always been of the opinion that 3001: The Final Odyssey was too bleak of a book, and we would love to have the series finish on a slightly more upbeat note. We were thinking 3010: And Another Odyssey, by J K Rowling? Please let us know. Your obedient servant (in a figurative sense) James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips London EC4M 7EH UK * Why Ceylon got the works is nobody's business but the Sinhalese.

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[13:52 3 Nov 2009]

Thanks!

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"I think encyclopedic articles that parody Wikipedia are the soul of the site." --Necropaxx

You mean somebody actually feels that way, that it's all right for the "Uncyclopedia" to sound like an encyclopedia? From comments I've seen on VFH, it seems many people specifically do not want to see encyclopedic articles. Rather odd, huh? Just wanted to post that I like your statement. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:38, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Well, shucks. Thanks. Although I haven't really been doing encyclopedic tone that often lately. (The UnMystery, HowTo:Fish, etc.) I hope I can get back into that style. Anyway, thanks a lot! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 03:41, Nov 4 2009

I couldn't help but notice

that you had voted for on that Flood life lessons article/list/rant triple hybrid monster thing a while back. I only got to listen to Flood a few weeks ago, and thoroughly enjoyed it, then reread that Flood life lessons article thing and thoroughly enjoyed that. Then I was somehow inspired to write this sordid shell of a half-done article. Do you think it would be salvageable upon completion? Sir MacMania GUN—[05:27 5 Nov 2009]

Sorry, that just went way over my head. I voted for Hype's article not because I got the references, but because the premise was so hilarious. Your article, I'm afraid, leaves me confused. But it's my own fault for not listening to TMBG. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 06:35, Nov 5 2009

Gotcha. Thanks. Time to gain inspiration somewhere else ... Sir MacMania GUN—[14:51 5 Nov 2009]

Doth thee want to collab?

This. I'm rewriting it, and I need your help.. • FreddThe Redd • • • 06:47, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Um, I'm not sure. What direction are you going with it? Why is it 2nd-person POV? Also, I don't listen to heavy metal, so I am guaranteed to not get the Nile references. I'd be willing to do some work on it, but not until I know your concept. Also, I liked it how it was before. :( • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 18:25, Nov

It will basically remain the same as before, only with the creepy guy telling the crazy stories, then turning out to be a conman in the end. Also, no Nile or heavy metal references, only Ancient Egyptian ones. Also, you are now the co-author, you may scratch it all and totally rewrite with a whole new concept. • FreddThe Redd • • • 18:33, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

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Thanks!

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papyrus

I restored it to the old version that you liked.. And made it an unbook.. Now, it only needs a minor rewrite and some polishing then it's good to go. Are you in? • FreddThe Redd • • • 18:55, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

I can't promise that I'll be terribly useful, but I'll definitely work on it this weekend. If I find time to do it during the week all the better, right? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 19:12, Nov 9 2009

Ok. • FreddThe Redd • • • 19:30, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

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At the sign-post up ahead... You have just crossed over into... the Thank You Zone. The Global Tourniquet says "Thanks for voting for my featured article"

Two noms in a row

I've been sitting on them for a while, and given that I'm not spending as much time here as I used to I figured that I might as well get both of them in while I could. Pup

Dude. I was joking. I've often considered nominating everything I've ever made that wasn't featured just to clog up page. Also, congratulations on getting the job! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:48, Nov 22 2009

Gone Vote Changing

Notice this and that? You're welcome. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:17, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you muchly, Why. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 06:00, Nov 25 2009

I violated your user space here. You see, when I was new here, I looked for an article that was on PLS but had been moved and renamed and was thus a double redirect which was removed and then I couldn't find the article and then told everybody about it after I finally found it and asked permission to let people know and then did a single redirect and it took me over an hour to do it so to avoid all that because your article fits the exact same situation I just violated your user space and posted a note letting you know here that took me over an hour to write OK not really on that last part. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:13, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Mordillo huffed my redirect, but changed the PLS page so it would redirect to your article. (It doesn't fix the page that has the judges votes, though). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:05, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Pee Review of article about ME

I Pee Reviewed Why?:Do I need to provide this? based on version 4236705 of 10:28, November 24, 2009. I hope this helps! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:56, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Horribly in-jokey, but it needs to have ??? after the question in the body text. It won't have a negative effect on the article for the unelightened reader, but I couldn't help expecting it somewhere in the article. Also the watermark on the third image looks nasty. Otherwise I agree with the thrust of the rest of the review. Pup

I wouldn't mind a little ??? User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig2 23:01, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank

User:Miley Spears/Vote Jamie Lynn Spears DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:41, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Count to a Million

In my defence I live under the constant expectation that alcohol will ....well actually good spot. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:47, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, it's fine. At least it didn't go any farther than that! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:46, Nov 29 2009

Shucks and Dadgummit

See my response to your thanks here King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:52, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Avast! We at The Pirate Bay thank you for your support of our operations! If ever you find yourself in Sweden, drop by the Bay and enjoy our hospitality.

--Andorin Kato 07:24, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks <insert name here> for promoting homelessness

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:32, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Conservapedia

For questions about the background of Conservapedia, you should check out RationalWiki. Despite being a wretched hive of liberal villainy, they document the goings-on of Conservapedia pretty well, specifically the things the would rather cover up (like retired admins or the FBI incident). It might delay your ban a little longer if you look before asking.

I'm confused by your third point about Conservapedia's lack of claim to authority. You're asking them to lie to you? I'd rather have someone say "Look, I'm just another mortal trying to do my best here, so that's what I'm going to do and I hope God will guide me" than have him claim to be the next Mohammed Joseph Smith prophet. But that's just me. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:44, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for the links. I must say, neocons terrify me. And I love the descriptor you use for RationalWiki: "wretched hive of liberal villainy." Hee!

Also, if someone claims to have been commissioned by God, it is fairly easy to tell if they are genuine or not. "By your fruits ye shall know them" and all that. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 20:42, Dec 4 2009

Easy to say that, and yet no one can seem to agree on whose fruits are really legit. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:29, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

There are two types of people in this world-- those who agree with me and those who are wrong. There's also that denial thing, too. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 07:53, Dec 5 2009

There are two types of people in this world-- me and everybody else. There's also that Holocaust denial thing, too.• FreddThe Redd • • • 08:20, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

You're weird. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:24, Dec 5 2009

Stand in the line. :p • FreddThe Redd • • • 09:08, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

UOTM

I've cast my vote towards Why??? for this, and given a fairly extended explanation as to why, which also might be taken as a criticism of you if you choose to read it that way. Just like to say that I had trouble voting last month because I couldn't pick between the three of you, and it's only because I have been mulling this over for over a month now that I could choose, so please don't take anything that I have said as a criticism of you - just more as a huge vote of support for Why??? Pup

Dude. I don't care. Go vote for Why. More power to you. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:03, Dec 6 2009

Didn't think it would be an issue, but just wanted to explain the decision. I'm thinking whichever one of you two doesn't get it this month will get it next anyway. Pup

DRAMA!!!! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:51, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

*gasp* POTR, are you fixing the UotM elections?! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:45, Dec 6 2009

Are they broken? Pup

Oh, and don't think I didn't see that little advertisement you left on the talk page. Shame! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 08:27, Dec 6 2009

Oh Puppy stop being so nice. Why can't you be a jerk like some other people around here? Same goes for you too, Mr. "I'm dead but I'm still a nice guy" Necropaxx. "Rest in peace" with an xtra x, indeed. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:21, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

What can I say? It makes me more... Xtreme. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 21:44, Dec 10 2009

Thanks a lot!

You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story! Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

Slithy Tove 00:40, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

RotM

In regard the above, could you make your against vote so it looks like an against vote? I thought it was a comment, which is why I "fixed" the vote. Maybe if it started with "Against" or some such. Thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:53, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Done. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 21:59, Dec 10 2009

You wrote a requested article

This user created UnBooks:Gone Fishing, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Yes, technically both your names for the article were slightly different (it was requested as UnBooks:How to go fishing, and yours were HowTo:Fish and UnBooks:Gone Fishing), but close enough. Congrats! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:59, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Really? I can't find it on the list. Are you sure it was requested? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 23:06, Dec 10 2009

Check the history. I just removed it from the list because you already did it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:10, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

All right then. Does MadMax know you're awarding stuffs? And thanks again for the award! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 23:15, Dec 10 2009

Yes, plus you can even give the award to yourself. And you're welcome! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:23, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

A Fast and Furious Thanks

Teh papyrus is up for a second review

Do it, please. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 03:24, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

You bother a user on hiatus with a review request? Don't hold your breath, man. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 05:37, Dec 12 2009

You're on hiatus? For how long? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 12:40, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Monday after this next one. If I find a break I'll try to do it, but no promises. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:08, Dec 13 2009

Are you "back" enough to do it, now? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 14:20 • Friday, 18-12-2009

Comrad

Thanks to your vote Julius Malema is one step closer to becoming President of South Africa. Nice going. What a wonderful thing democracy is. Now surrender your property to the government and move along. Nothing to see here. Except the featured article on 14 Dec 2009

--BlueSpiritGuy 10:32, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Carnies

Thank you for the kind words, Pax, I'm glad you enjoyed the article. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:05, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the article. :) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 23:42, Dec 17 2009

Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about.

Goes by the name of Nikau. At least that was the handle a keyboard and several seconds of sugar induced stupidity gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this Nikau, he called himself quite an idiot really, particularly when he spoke in 3rd person.

Anyway, thanks for remembering I exist. I am currently writing User:Nikau/Extraterrestrial life if you care to look. How have you been yourself? --Nikau 13:39, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

I liked it, but I was a little confused. Are you saying that humans go to these planets to retire, or the planets themselves are retired? Some of your word choice made me scratch my head a few times. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:12, Dec 22 2009

Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:28, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Done. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 23:20, Dec 22 2009

Article link here.

3-way

You. Me. Mooshi. It's on! - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 04:35,21December,2009

Um, what? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 23:20, Dec 22 2009

3-way Uncyclopedia Survivor alliance. Duh. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:53,22December,2009

Cmon! Only 40 mins left to vote. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:22,25December,2009

You suck at alliances. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:12,29December,2009

Forgive me for getting voted off when I had no Internet access. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:16, Dec 29 2009

Yeah, it sucked. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 22:44 • Tuesday, 29-12-2009

2-way

11 to 11. With luck, we'll stay tied. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:01, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Now 12 to 12. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:47, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something!

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The Newspaper that took a long enough vacation to make former President Bush jealous.

December 17^th, 2009• Issue 70 • Fuck You! I Felt Like It!

UnSignpost and random editor return from two month break, find that not much has changed By THEDUDEMAN After 2 months, one would think that things would change. But from the looks of it, nothing really has for Uncyclopedia in the past few months with out UnSignpost. In particular, the problems in caring, changing things, doing other things and caring have gone from the problems of two months ago, to the problems of now, with nothing really changing. The causes of these problems, discovered after much digging through archives seems to be the general Nobody cares aditude of the site, and the general populations inability to really change anything, because they don't care. A random user who had been missing since around the last issue of UnSignpost made this comment. "Well, when I left, uncyc had been having its own problems and everyone had been complaining about the same things for some time and nobody really cared enough to do anything, or just couldn't make anything happen." says THEDUDEMAN, who had been missing since late September. "I thought I'd come back and see what was happening in the world of Uncyclopedia, and by the looks of it, nothing has changed" While the general population of Uncyclopedia has been alerted to these aging problems, nobody has raised any fuss to get any of them solved. It seems nothing will ever happen because as they all say, nobody cares. UU notices return of USP, hijacks article for own nefarious ends By UU Yeah, that title pretty much gives it away - evil admin UU has hijacked this section of the USP to announce two festive initiatives: the Mince Pie contest, and the Ban Parto-ho-ho-l, both of which are to be found on his userpage. So if you think you can eat more mince pies this Christmas than UU or current runaway leader Barry Gibb of Bee Gees fame, or if you want to request a friendly festive joke ban for one of your Uncyc chums, get yourselves across to the most festive userpage on the wiki! YOU ARE ALL LAZY TALLYWHACKERS! An Editorial. By The Woodburninator Alright you lazy sons of bitches (no offense to Zana, of course), what in the hell have you been doing these last few months? Gerry takes time away from this awful place for, like 3 months, and no one is able to do a single UnSignpost? Not once. SINCE OCTOBER! Have we as a community forgotten the fine, upstanding tradition that this here barely read online journal has kept going since May of 2008? It is time for a little history lesson boys and girls (No offense to Zombiebaron, of course). The Post was started by Cajek and Skully in May of 2008. That's really as far as I got with my research though, so I guess your history lesson is over. Regardless, how many amazing stories have been broken from the fine investigative journaling over the years? Like the time we broke the story that the UnSignpost was starting up. Or the time we told everyone Spang's talkpage was destroying the Wikia servers. A problem that still haunts us today. Without this venerable post, those stories never would have been unleashed upon the moronic and ignorant public that includes you, who are both a moron and ignorant. We need this thing to bring us the news, and make us laugh. We need this thing for the sake of parody. But, above anything else, we need this post in order to waste Dexter's time when he's forced to deliver them. Have you seen his edits around here over the past few weeks? That guy's getting to be WAY too useful, and if we don't stop him now, who knows what he'll do next. Fix VFH? Win Last person to edit wins? Nip this in the bud Uncyc. Nip this in the fucking bud.

Check out these pages! A Caption Contest... or something... Some sort of war of templates? WTF? Shit like this still going on... Really? From our logs: 19:53, December 15, 2009 Mordillo blocked Bobbinator with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (end of the line, fuckwit. I'm going to track down your IP address and report it to the abuse department of your ISP. run and hide motherfucker, run and hide.) 16:56, December 15, 2009 Under user blocked 209.175.13.46 with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (oy, fuck off. no blanking, no cyberbullying, and NO personal details like phone numbers. GTFO.) 13:20, December 15, 2009 Mordillo blocked 199.43.172.254 with an expiry time of infinite ‎ ("199.43.172.254, causing trouble since 2005") BIOPIC OF THE WEEK AH, WHAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT THEDUDEMAN? THE GUY EXHUDES DUDLINESS AT ALL TIMES DURING HIS TIME HERE. HE WON UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF THE MONTH IN AUGUST OF 2009. HE WON A PLS WHEN HE RE-WROTE DUDE, AN ARTICLE THAT LATER GOT FEATURED, AND FROM WHICH HE TAKES HIS NAMESAKE. HE HALFHEARTEDLY EVEN TRIED TO START THIS EDITION. HAS HE DONE OTHER THINGS THAT ARE COOL, NOTEWORTHY, AND I SHOULD BE TELLING YOU ABOUT? PROBABLY. BUT RESEARCHING ANY OF THAT WOULD FORCE ME TO GO ONTO HIS USERPAGE, AND SINCE I AM AT WORK, I AM UNABLE TO ACTUALY DO THAT. INSTEAD I'LL JUST STICK TO THE ALL CAPS GIMMICK IN A COY TIE-IN TO HIS NAME. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THEDUDEMAN. Quote of the Week <zim_ulator> no penis involved here LadyCS has left #uncyclopedia <DrSkullthumper> You just lost LadyCS's interest Old School Featured Article of the Week MonthTri-Month Let Someone Else Do It tm is every intelligent person's philosophy of life. There are plenty of things that if we stop doing them for a long enough time, some other sucker with less patience and a greater sense of responsibility will do them instead. This is an established law of our social reality, and it is our obligation to uphold it. VFD Keep vote of the week. Keep The less use something is, the more I identify with it. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:41, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Main Page • Contact the Editors • Sign Up for Delivery • Get the Userbox

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:45, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

UTOM

Congratulations on being named Uncyclopedian of the Month for December 2009! Here's your handy dandy template suitable for framing:

{{UOTM|Year=2009|Month=December}}

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:19, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Altough I didn't vote for you, I'd like to be the first second to say congratulations. Congratulations, necropaxx! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 04:12 • Friday, 1-01-2010

Hey, thanks, guys! That's awesome! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:02, Jan 3 2010

Gee, you thank someone for not voting for you? I promise I won't vote for you for UotM for this month. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thbpbpbpbpbpbpbp. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 06:05, Jan 3 2010

Papyrus

Could you do a total rewording? The prose sucks, you know. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 03:27 • Sunday, 3-01-2010

I make no promises (college & other IRL stuffs), but I will take a look at it and revise where I think it could be better. And it wasn't that bad. Honestly. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 03:50, Jan 3 2010

A bouncy thanks!

Chuck would like to thank you!  For. finding his Story so firm, so round and so... attractive.

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 18:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

U mad?

Did I do something to offend you? I didn't get your thanks template for UotM AND you voted against me on unsurvivor. What did I do, man? I mean, my talk page has been archived for 24 hours and no one has even raped me yet. Am I being shunned by the cabal like some sort of middle school clique and you're in on it? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 08:44, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Me? I thought I gave everybody one. (Well, except for Opty, but he knows why.) And I voted you 2nd place in the unsurvivor thing. Now you've got me confused. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 14:36, Jan 4 2010

Oh yeah, you're right. You put it there right before I archived it so I forgot. But I'm in 2nd place with 9 on unsurvivor and Colin has 11, so a vote for him is a vote against me. If, however, you were to put him in last place, that would change the score completely. Not that I'm suggesting you change your vote or anything. Oh no. I'm sure you have your reasons for wanting me banned. Just please tell my family that I love them, and I'll be able to feed them again as soon as my ban expires. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 16:17, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Also, is that you on the right? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 16:19, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Haha, no, that's actually my cousin. We were all there when he got called to the Sea of Tranquility, Moon mission. No baptisms yet though. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 18:43, Jan 4 2010

I know it's late, don't bitch at me. Bitch.

I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR FAMILY!!! Oh, and thanks for the vote :) --It's Magically Fucking Delicious

- ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:54,4January,2010