User talk:Mr.Vib

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My apologies.

I had no idea that Game:Warez and Warez were supposed to be related articles. I have restored the former, but I think it's in the wrong place. Usually games go in the Game: namespace (doesn't make sense to me, either). Might I suggest moving it to a subpage of Warez, say, Warez/clickhere!? —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 18:29, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

I think the DYK thing was my bad

I go there a lot. I actually just learned how to do the title thing like an hour or two ago so I could fix it.

Anyways, my apologies. I am not a wikiexpert, so I don't know how to use wikiforce powers or whatever to avoid that stuff. --KingK 14:52, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For the Golden Shower Award. You know how to get the other half of that cookie? review back here. Please.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:30, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

PS Don't construe this as an order, it is merely a request. I'm not that much of a dick.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:30, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You know what, you get an extra half for being nice, plus this.

Rejoice, Mr.Vib! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Bathe in the glory.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:45, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

PS The greatest thing about the marijuana reference is that it's entirely true.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:47, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Knowing

Hello Mr. Vib- Regarding your comments on knowing, I for one would really like your input to make the article more of what you feel that it needs. What else would you like to see? In earnest, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:51, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

you saved an article I created by adding wikilinks, and I just want to say thanks. --Shadealorian 20:46, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Consume this cookie!

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For making me go all neurotic about a page I thought was finished. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:50, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Page move

I moved UnNews:Scientists Site Cartoon Couple as Cause of Weird Marriage Pattern to UnNews:Scientists Cite Cartoon Couple as Cause of Weird Marriage Pattern due to a misspelling in the title. And I fixed the link to the article on your userpage. If you have the original on your browser's Favorites list, or anything, make sure you change it, then please list the redirect page on QVFD when you're done, to avoid trouble with the admins. Thanks. --Andorin Kato 03:39, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:10, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Mr.Vib, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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What happened to my article?

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Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:51, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!!

The Folgers brand Folgers Corporation
thanks you for choosing
Folgers Crystals

Your commitment to quality confirms that you are definitely not a pussy.

Glad you changed your mind ;) --THINKER 18:17, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Much Appreciation

Rejoice, Mr.Vib! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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For Mr. K, and thanks a lot for the nom! I was worried people would think it was vanity, or think that I was being serious as the writer/speaker. I'm glad I was wrong. :-D --THINKER 21:34, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Slow news day led to spike in Bush approval rating

Thanks for your kind words about my rendition. It is a meritorious effort, worthy of the front page and audio. thanks for your contribution. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

England Drinking Ban Pee Review Thanks

Thanks for the review. It's very helpful and I'll hopefully improve the article by taking into account your comments. The Oblong Lobster 19:16, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks (again)

	Thanks a Bundle
	Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry?	Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:27, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank'd!

Mr. Kearsy ..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

The review, nomination and vote that started it all. Thanks for believing in this article when I was sure no one would get the point. :) --THINKER 06:28, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you so Much

For Reviewing Let It Be on Pee Review. I haven't worked on it much today because it is late, but I will resume work tommorow. About the image, I do not know how to upload an image, unfortunatley. So I chose the image on the page "Paul is dead" hoax. About making it a parody to Wikipedia, (shown here) is to detailed and is mainly featured on takes, so it wouldn't really be much funny to make it a parody to the Wikipedia Feature. Everything else, I get what you mean and I will work on it tommorow. Tommorow, do you want me to send it back to Pee Review, or should I just leave it alone? You might also want to consider reviewing Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Decieve people on eBay. Let me know what you think on my talk page. I think you are a beatle fan, like me, so you got a good grasp of the article and you help made it better, thank you!--Sir Manforman 00:50, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

For Telling Me How To Upload an Image. You Get A Cookie

User:Manforman has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Would this work as an image for Let It Be? --Sir Manforman 14:03, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Question

Since Let It Be was already reviewed on Pee Review, how do I create another entry?--Sir Manforman 18:33, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

• Never mind, I figured it out, can you please review it again? --Sir Manforman 20:58, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Shoutout

Must be grandma season around here.. hehehe

Check out some of those wiki links ;) --THINKER 03:34, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

BB thanks thee!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 11:38, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, Vib!

Vibby, my man! I'm sorry you didn't like My Little Pony. Hope we can still be friends.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:05, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Also, to redeem myself, please see [Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged|this nom] and see if I can redeem myself.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:30, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

User Page

Great Vanity User Page! So great in fact, I nominated it for User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:Vanity of the Month. You can vote for it if you want. Also I nominated my non-vanity user page for User talk:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month. I still need some votes and I ask you to vote for me. Good luck on your funny user page. Thanks! --Sir Manforman 20:05, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Reply

I think so. By the way, I put Let It Be back on Pee Review, (It's entry is here) and you never got back to it. You might want to do that pretty soon. Anyways, have you checked out my user page? Manforman. I nominated it for User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:Vanity of the Month and I ask you vote for it because I need votes. Thanks! --Sir Manforman 21:51, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

FollowUp

Thanks for reviewing, again! I know quite a bit about the Beatles. Once, a long, long time ago, I saw the Let It Be movie. I remember it was takes on songs (some were released, some weren't). And actually, if you knew, Let It Be is not the last album. Abbey Road is. Let It Be was recorded before Abbey Road but wasn't released till after Abbey Road. So the break-up should probably go in the Abbey Road Section. I know that the Beatles didn't like Let It Be so they deciced not to release it but they were forced to do it when the media was pushing the Beatles to release Let It Be. I even know some of the "Paul Is Dead" Hoax clues. The Clues are:

1. The background is red, which was represented blood
2. Paul's head was faced in a difference direction than the other Beatles.

And yes, I know everything about what Phil Spector did to Let It Be so I don't think there's much learning to do here. Some of the sections you've mentioned should go to the Abbey Road Section. It seems stupid that I'm bringing to much fact here, but I am a Beatle Fan and I don't think I need to do much research because I already wrote that 6 paragraph essay. I will start working on sections tommorow. If you disagree with what I think, please let me know on my talk page. By the way... have you checked out my userpage. Are you considering voting for it at User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month. Once again, thank for the advice! --Sir Manforman 01:15, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

HAH! Glad to see Andras Schluttz's grand discovery did not go unappreciated! lol, thanks man ;) --THINKER 07:15, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for voting for my user page. Hey, I also voted for Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?. Just the images in the article made me laugh. --Sir Manforman 12:49, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

• For your help on Pee Review and your vote, shall give you this:

Rejoice, Mr.Vib! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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User:Manforman has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:Manforman has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Manforman 18:45, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Song reference

It's Popcorn, obviously. Or, to be more precise, I don't know. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:54, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:40, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Topic Name

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

RAHB 06:41, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall
Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

And if the voting should work out as such, someone else's grandma article will be featured tomorrow! We're gunna have a whole grandma theme goin' on.. might warrant a reskin! lol ;) --THINKER 05:01, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Bipolar Bears

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Slithy Tove 06:20, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Welcome

Yum! Two cookies! You're too kind~ -- Hanyouman 03:40, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, thanks.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:11, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:02 Apr 05, 2024 05:05, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Mr Vib

I saw you checked an edit last year but have since been inactive. Interested in dropping by more often? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:55, May 14, 2012 (UTC)