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Rosh Hashanah

That time again already? Blimey...L'shanah tovah tikatev v'taihatem and all that. RabbiTechno 13:31, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

That's what good about living in Jewland, you get three days vacation as well! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

No such luck here - I don't even get Yom Kippur off most years, and as for Hanukkah...falling when it does, right at the time of year some new-fangled religion that's become popular recently and therefore the busiest time of year for those of us unfortunate enough to work in sales, I usually end up working more rather than having time off. Maybe I should relocate? Only I'd hate the weather in Israel...RabbiTechno 13:38, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Hate the weather?! You mean - sun, beaches and girls with minimal clothing? I can see how the never ending UK winter beat that :). Oh, rest assured regarding Hannukah - we don't get time off for that. Just schools holidays unfortunately....~Jewriken.GIF 16:00, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
Yep, I hate the sun. And you have to admit, the vast majority of girls look better wrapped up under several layers of clothing. Beaches are OK though...RabbiTechno 18:58, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Did you ever visit? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
No, thought about it though, but was too worried I might meet Kakun :) RabbiTechno 18:50, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Kentuckistan

Yes, I live in Kentuckistan. Elizabethtown, Kentuckistan to be exact. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

And how is the fried chicken over there? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:14, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Olipro says Hi

Hope I didn't disturb you too much with last night's drunken ramblings. Cheers! -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:21, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

You were drunk?! I didn't notice at all! You are a pro no doubt. Oh, btw, my computer crashed before I got the chance to write down the phone number. Could you send it to my email? Thanks! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:57, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

We failed....

We tried to kill you, we failed, let's eat! A Top 3 for pop! Good job, mein mentor.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:07, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! Now only three things left on my list, WotM, VFS and World Domination. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:55, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
That World Domination....always with the Jews! Speaking of Jews, look at this. I can feel the power of Judaism welling up to smite me!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
Oh man...you're heading into trouble. Your Yiddish is a bit crooked :) ~Jewriken.GIF 00:46, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
I'm sure it is. Certainly that is the point, mocking the gimmicks books use to sell. Don't doubt me!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:48, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
I'd never, you're such a vilde chais you might kick me in the tuches. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:50, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
True. I am such a....that thing you said.....that I'd kick you in the rear end.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:09, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
Vilde Chais=Wild Beast. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:20, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

adopt me

please adopt me?

adude12333

Sure, only thing is, I'm leaving for a two weeks vacation tomorrow, so I won't be able to respond during that time. If you need help during then, you might want to talk with someone else. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:56, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I volunteer.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Re: Islam: The True Story.

With the reformatting, will it be able to go back up? I noticed that someone added this to it:

This article is on a very sensitive issue, it can arise heated controversy and therfore should be deleted instantly. 

Humor is good, as long as it does not harshly touch anyone, and Uncyclopedia is about amusing and making us laughing, not offending millions of people's earnest, and touchy belief. I would just like to say that I obviously do not believe that Muhammad got high. Would you like to be my mentor, instead of TheLedBalloon, who is a RL friend? He hasn't really explained much about here. Masterof9puppets 18:43, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

mo9p, my dear lad, I have explained very little to you for a good reason. I just can't be bothered. Does that help you to understand? See this, Mordillo? The entirety of uncyclopedia will soon be overrun by friends of TheLedBalloon! And then... evil stuff, yeah! MWAHAHAHAHA! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:00, Sep 20

Lightning May Strike at Any Second

Today, right in the middle of the day, I had a lavish lunch, consisting of a ham sandwich. Worst Jew Ever, HA! The Book of Life may be closing on me any second!!! --THINKER 22:55, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

I hate to tell you what I was doing...ermmm..oh yes, I was in Dublin drinking beer. Damn. We're both going to hell!!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:05, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

cool

Bomb shelter.gif You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting
for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations.
In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb
in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Shamless whoring!

Hi there peace pie...I am trying to drum up votes for HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum and was hoping that you would consent to do so with it, and then I'll do something for you. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:29, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Didja...

...catch one of them leprechauns? If so, make sure you get it spayed/neutered. They get agressive if you don't. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:21, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Top of the mornin to ya (or whatever they say over there...). To tell the truth, all of that Irish ordeal is a bit vague now. I remember something to do with Guinness. And then some more. And after that it all becomes a bit fuzzy. I did meet, however, Severian and Codeine in London...How you been? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:37, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Severian and Codeine? Wow. Do they really look like gamorrean guards? I've been good. I had a sandwich. I'm easy to please. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:04, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
Well, they're both cool and sexy. Especially Codeine, being an admin. I was hoping for Olipro to join as well, but the lazy bastard didn't bother to show. Lazy bastard. Wait till I catch him on IRC...~Jewriken.GIF 20:38, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
He never leaves his mum's basement. I visited, once. It smelled like d20's and old Star Trek episodes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:45, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Admin

...so am I basically screwed on becoming an admin? Please respond on my talkpage. OneCoolKid 23:30, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Those bloody Irish

Fantastic photos, they look original - did you take them yourself? Be a great shame if you have to lose them or shrink them to format the article. RabbiTechno 19:08, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Glad you like them! I did take them myself, just got back from a two weeks trip in Ireland. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:40, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
I thought they might be your own - I saw pictures of you, Codeine and Severian in London, so gathered you may have been over to Ireland too. Never been there myself, but it looks a lovely country. RabbiTechno 14:20, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Where did you see those photos? I never spotted them around here....Isn't Ireland sort of your back yard? Btw, what do you think about the article format? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:30, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

PLS judging

A while back, you requested an early position as judge in the 5th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise in the Best Mainspace (Best Article) category. I have included your name on the list of judges here. If you are unable to judge for PLS (which won't be for another three months) or no longer have a desire to, just let me know ahead of time. --EMC [TALK] 13:27, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Award

—The preceding unsigned award was donated by a philanthropist who wishes to remain anonymous.

– Preceding unsigned comment added by SmackBot (talk • contribs)

Lovely! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:47, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review for UnNews:Uncyclopedia Names Man of the Year

Ah, I dunno. The first reviewer was M4M, who really didn't get the article, and the second was done by a guy who's turning out to be my best friend on here so obviously I can't trust him. I need someone who dislikes me just enough to not hate everything I do but who likes me not enough to just give me a good grade on everything. You dislike me, right? I thought so. Just checkin', just checkin'. --  Le Cejak <-> 21:21, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Howdy

Sorry, Im not good at this, just took that square from the WW2 article. give me time, and I can do WONDERS.--Heinzy 21:06, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Sorry about that:P And by the way, The WW2 square doesnt work very well. Do you know how to get another? Thanks --Heinzy 11:01, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Pic for Road Atlas (if you're interested)

Found this on the Internets whilst looking for something else. Maybe you can use it; maybe it is not anything you want. Cheers -- ----OEJ 15:35, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Sign3.jpg

Hey Jack, Thanks for that! The thing is, the atlas is based on pictures I actually took, so I think I'll keep it this way. Even though this is a great picture...~Jewriken.GIF 10:12, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Object Permanence

I did a little touching up to the article, but I have two queries for you (you probably can guess what they are already)... I have no idea how Adobe Potatochop works, and, second, what categories should I add? Thank you for reviewing this piece, I'm kinda proud of the idea... --  Le Cejak <-> 14:53, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Try to request a pic here. You usually get good results. As for categories, just browse around the list of categories around. Perhaps science related ones? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:56, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Hello :-)

I would like to keep Jewish Jesus alive, but i dont know how. Dont chew, use your lips. It's not a rubber duck 20:54, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm to Jewish, and i know he was. The idea is to laugh on the fact that Anti-Semites curse Jeews, in the name of Jesus, who himself was Jewish. Thats the point, and thats the formula idea. Dont chew, use your lips. It's not a rubber duck 21:00, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Revert of hate

Re your recent revert on Talk:Jews, I understand why you did it but wouldn't it have been more in keeping with Uncyclopedia if instead of removing the comment you'd reposted it somewhere appropriate? I was going to put it on Talk:BNP with the comment "I think this is one of yours". SmackBot 14:56, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

A matter of taste really. That specific remark was just, well, obnoxious, and I don't think it would have any satirical value in any context. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:06, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
Ooh, we could argue about taste on some of the main articles. Never mind, I won't. Thanks for the reply. SmackBot 15:09, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

MY FELLOW... uh, whatever you are. We're both Jewish aren't we? That oughta be something...

MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and TOGETHER we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE! VOTE for American (species)!

Unless, of course, you're Israeli. Oh, POO, you are Isreali, aren't you? Well... go vote anyways.

This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for a More Evolved American, which is in no way associated with the Association of Uncyclopedians Who Are Shameless Vote Whores.

--CUN RA Talk to me _ 21:38, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review please?

I saw that you were on PEEING, and decided to ask you if you would review my article, Top Hat. Thank you, Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:36, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem, you'll have to give me some time though, I'm a bit swamped with work. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:00, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Perfectly fine. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:11, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Education

Thank you very much for explaining about unsigned votes from unregistered users counting as half votes. I must say, though, it surprised me: it seems to mean that we can each cast multiple votes without even taking the trouble of setting up sock puppets. SmackBot 10:59, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

It just means that IP have some rights as well. You have a tendency to walk on the dark side of the force. They do have cookies though. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:18, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
You'd be hiding in the shadows if you'd bumped into Eugene Kay during your first week here. Cheers! SmackBot 16:31, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

FUCK OFF BIGNOSED ZIONIST CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!– Preceding unsigned comment added by Goodmate (talk • contribs)

Award



The preceding unsigned award was donated by a philanthropist who wishes to remain anonymous.

Quote

Hope you don't mind, I saw a bit of vandalism on your userpage, and I added their insightful wisdom to your "word from our sponsors" section. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:12, Oct 28

Of course I don't :), I'm in constant search for words of wisdom, and Blakie here deliver the goods! I do wonder why do people think that being called Zionist is a bad thing? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:26, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Hey, don't look at me, I don't even know what Zionist means. To dictionary.com! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:30, Oct 28
In Israel it's really like saying - you're a patriot! more or less....looky here. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:32, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Dictionary.com says: "a worldwide Jewish movement that resulted in the establishment and development of the state of Israel." Yeah, learning is cool, yeah! <aside>Yes, my knowledge grows with each passing day, and soon, very soon, I shall crush the world with my intellect... Muahahahahaha!</aside> - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:34, Oct 28
You sound like pinky and the brain :) ~Jewriken.GIF 17:35, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Yes, I sound more and more like pinky and the brain each day, and soon, very soon, I shall crush the world with my likeness to pinky and the brain! Muahahahahaha! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:38, Oct 28

Adoption

Can I be adopted?--Dummmmmmy 22:37, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

No problems. You need help? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:31, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I CAN HAS PLATOON??

Oh hey, thanks for the feedback! Help me with the page directly, if you would: I like your idea. I didn't actually think of actually merging the two movies into one except when I was making that picture (you like?). Do a few edits to it, Mordillo, so I can see where it would go... w00t! --  Le Cejak <-> 13:58, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

P.S. I changed my vote against Edit History too. But please tell me you didn't hate it or anything! --  Le Cejak <-> 13:58, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
I didn't hate it at all, I think it's pretty cool - just no something really suitable for front page, it would appeal only to those really familiar with the wiki platform. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:59, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
Yay on not hating! (thank you) You can has want Platoon to edits? --  Le Cejak <-> 14:13, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
Indeed I have has. As soon as we have had as time some. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:14, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
Looking forward to it, I am. Very pleased I will be for your contributions... I will... be... --  Le Cejak <-> 14:21, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Stop Reverting my edits

Hey! Stop reverting whatever I typed, it's so sick. New Kiew 14:09, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Stop evading your bans and being a general nuisance. I'm sure that ED would be more than happy to take you. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:14, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

What ED? New Kiew 14:15, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

ED. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:24, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

I knew you were weird, but this, frankly, is ridiculous

What Jewish holiday is this for? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:35, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

That's a Bar Mitsva for the dogs, of course, all Jewish dogs have to undergo the ceremony. It is often nicknamed "Dog Mitzva". Very bizarre. Also, apparently it didn't rain in Singapore today because of me. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:57, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
Ah. It all makes sense now. Too bad about Singapore. Did you know that your Hebrew powers were this strong? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
I had an inkling sensation when the drought in Somalia started.~Jewriken.GIF 17:54, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
That was you too? Wow. Perhaps you should try using your powers for good, now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:43, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
I WISH FOR YOU TO BECOME WOTM! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:14, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
All you have to do is write something so good...so great...so fantastic...that no one can resist...????...profit! Simple, no? Don't forget to click your heels together three times. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:19, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Singapore didn't rain today

It's all your fault. Because you are a Jew. New Kiew 14:53, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Jews are to be blamed for everything! New Kiew 18:15, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Even your haircut? If they aren't to blame, someone surely is. Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps it is because..

..I am an attention seeker that I'm an admin on ?pedia? Just kidding... yeah I'm just wasting my time really. I do write proper articles too though, just a note. 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia. <- lookie it's proof I am an admin on ?pedia

Just a quick point... it did get your attention. :P

You made the right choice...

Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:14, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:15, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system!

Forgive the awfully mechanical introduction, I swear this Thank You is entirely personal, spare this introductory sentence. I'm all out of juice from all the other personal messages, so I guess you'll be having to get the cheapest of them all. L'cchiam, schmuck, Hanukkah, etc. Shalom. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:57, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Mazel Tov, you shmeggegge! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:14, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh man

I'm sorry, Mordillo. --  Le Cejak <-> 20:03, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

No worries. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:21, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

WTF? You ban people for what?

You just left me a message saying "That thing you did with Kazakhstan Is a sure recipe for ban".

Huh? How the hell can I get banned for that? All I did was delete a bunch of stupid BORAT, BORAT, BORAT, BORAT comments!? I didn't find them funny so I got rid of them. It seems other people agree with me as they've deleted them again.Distortedice 05:47, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I have returned

I'm working on Titian and improvements to Recycling right now. I have formating questions if you have time... :) --User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:16, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Always! Good to have you back! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:17, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Good to see you too sir! I will put my formatting question on Titian's discussion page.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:23, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

I think you got it from Mhaille, right? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:29, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
Yes, he is always giving me Brit Love. Thanks for looking out for me though. Damn it feels good to be back!--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 14:32, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm still away

That is all :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:17, 07 November 2007

At least leave me your damn facebook contact! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:29, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

But then everyone would know my real name! :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:40, 07 November 2007
Then I have nothing left to do but to pout. /me pouts ~Jewriken.GIF 13:12, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Perhaps if you ask Spang very nicely in private (ie private IRC msg I guess) he might tell you :P I just don't really want to post my real name on a public page/chatroom ;P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:58, 07 November 2007
Understandable :) ~Jewriken.GIF 21:56, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Or you could post yours and I could add you ;P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:39, 10 November 2007

Shalom

Thanks for your concerns, buddy :) I'm OK, just a brief moment of annoyance at all the drama, quickly outweighed by my deep love for the site and my desire to make it the best it can be. But thanks again. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:32, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

It has been sticky lately, but still, we have seen those waves before...:) ~Jewriken.GIF 10:29, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille isn't awake yet...

Hey dude this jackass huffed my Boethius article that I just started on yesterday! Clearly he doesn't know who I am. Can you restore it? I was going through the sysop user contributions and it seems most of them are not even working here anymore..!--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 14:43, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

That dude is actually a lady :). Sorry I can't restore it, I'm not admin. Drop her a line, she's very nice and she wouldn't have any problems restoring it! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:48, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
"Dude, that dude looks like a lady." Who is awake around this place?? I'm up everybody else should be up. Any other admins we know around?--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 14:50, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
You're in the US right? which time zone? Try Codeine, or Zombiebaron. Mhaille should be up and running as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:51, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Why?:Don't Be A Cannibal

Hey Mordillo thanks. Your review was really short, but I really wanted some ideas on how to make this better. I know it's bad, I'm just a noob needin help. --  Le Cejak <-> 01:42, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Keep talking like that and I'll smack you! You're a noob seeking help?! You're nominated for WOTM! Sorry for the shortness, it was quite late, and I didn't want to leave the review hanging for such a long time. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:47, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
oh yeah no prob. I'm definitely a noob compared to you, therefore seeking help. I kinda liked writing that article, I know it's not that funny. Oh well, I'll improve it a li'l and maybe come back to you? --  Le Cejak <-> 13:57, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

You're my adopter's adopter.... which means you're my grampa! Definitely a noob. --  Le Cejak <-> 13:59, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

No problems with coming back to me, and thank you, I now feel extremly old :) ~Jewriken.GIF 14:13, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Classy Grampa

Here's a handy user template! --  Le Cejak <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

We kindly thank you, dear sir! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:16, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
You're welcome... GRAMPS! :D (btw, do people like being bothered with this sort of thing for voting on VFH?)--  Le Cejak <-> 21:29, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Don't know about people. I do! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:06, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Bandcruft

I get your point. I'm editing it as we speak to improve it, and have gotten rid of the rewrite categories. However, what I'm doing will still stand: there are very, very little good band articles and the rest are utter utter shit. Basically it's a campaign of sorts to improve band articles, and band articles only. Maybe it could have a little admin endorsement? (just e.g., "this page will be deleted on (date)" OR "after (amount of time)" if it's not fixed?)

Stop deleting my edits and heed what I have said plz. 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.

And before any other poorly thought-through deletions

See VFD. kthx. 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.

Now I get it, I didn't see that it was just band related. There was some campaigns in the past (colonization of the week), that I don't think really worked, in the sense of improving specific issue related articles. Still, it might work better if you get some endorsement. Try Codeine, Spang or Mhaille, I'd say they are the most suitable for that cause...~Jewriken.GIF 11:41, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you...

Thank you sooooooooooooooo much for the sig... Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried)

Mr Winkler

Thanks for the pee review! Maybe it'll survive this time... :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:45, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

VFH I SAY! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 14:06, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Sunny bacon needs help

Hi. Again, thanks for the sig. Since Zana Dark's gone, could you help me "pimp up" my user page? At the moment, it's a load of crappy bollocks (or bollocky crap, depending on if your vegetarian). Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 15:43, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry...

Sorry, I wasn't logged in, but that previous message was me. Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 15:44, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Sure, just give me some direction? What do you want to do with it? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:47, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

I want to make it something like User:Goldfishrock's page - have sections that show what pages and templates I've created. I also want funny templates down the side, like his page. Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 18:05, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

I stole his layout and changed it to fit your concept. Change the userboxes to your taste. Like it? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:42, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

I love it. Thank you sooooooooo much! Don't you ever get bored of doing this kind of stuff for us newbies? Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 18:44, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Not at all, I have many people helping me when I first came in, so why not help out when I can? Glad you like it! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:45, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Another thing...

Sorry about this...

Could you just tell me what you think of my templates?

Anyone who's out there, give me a sign! Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 18:58, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. Generally speaking, I'm not a big fan of templates, we have dozens of them. The first one in nice, I don't really get the drift of the other one, plus it's a bit too big. What is its purpose? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:29, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

My user page

Hi there. Can you help me make love to you my user page better? Thanks. Pinky101.jpg (Talk) (Chickens I've raped) 11:54, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Now why do I start feeling you operate not one but two sockpuppets? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:11, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Woops Supern00b

Hi, just noticed that you welcomed me back when I first got here... Sorry I did not notice, I removed your banner thinking that it was automatically added. Guess I was soo n00by that I did not even know about the welcoming! Anyway, thanks for saying hello. :) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:21, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

No worries! The person you stole the sig from, was the one who welcomed me back in May 2006 :). How are you managing? OK? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:40, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Getting on fine thanks! I'm enjoying the experience of messing about with a wiki, which is new to me, and have written 3 articles which have managed to survive the initial huffing! Yep, I stole it from the mighty one... Your not the first person to notice either! I have been able to get hold of a script which makes it easier to send things to QVFD and have finally bothered to install firefox... What a difference that has made. Apparently I'm nominated for an award now! Now who could have been daft enough to do that... Getting the hang of fixing up pages is kinda tricky, you have to be careful not to revert something worthwhile which has been done just because someone else has been a vandal later and they did not notice, but it's cool. It's interesting to learn the limitations of the wiki, and also it's benefits... It was actually kinda odd to see what happened after I deleted your banner... Two people ended up fighting over "who's n00b" I would be, and one of them ended up getting banned. But that's another story... Have fun. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:02, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
OH! I saw that one! Was that with Zana Dark? I think she was banned for general misconducted...~Jewriken.GIF 22:06, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Look at me, I'm lurking!! Yeah, anyways, Zana Dark was banned mostly for ignoring Rule #2, I think. Welcome to the wiki! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:09, Nov 18
You're not lurking, you're stalking! Did you drink your daily glass of milk? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:16, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Yes. By the way, your milk is almost past its expiration date. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:19, Nov 18
I think that was the case. Was un-fortunate that it happened when it did, because I think that (on this possibly rare occasion) she was actually kind right in that she did talk to me before the the other chap (who has been very helpful since), and that was what pissed her off and caused her to take the actions which got her banned. But as I understand it now she did some things which are not considered acceptable around here (and had a history of causing trouble) so I support the decision to ban her although she did attempt to welcome me... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:22, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh well. Maybe they'll unban her some day, even though Zombiebaron is a tough bastard, second chair only to Famine himself :). Leddy - that milk was way pass its expiration date. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:25, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Yeah... Hey, maybe if we wait long enough, it'll turn into pudding! Mmmm, delicious pudding. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:27, Nov 18
Or a biological weapon! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:28, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Sshhhh! Do you want to give them ideas? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:35, Nov 18
Crap, I forgot all aboutthem. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:40, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Response to Hya and then there is this...

...I responded to your Hya on my talk page. When I put the article on that I put the other one had been red linked, so I removed it. If the article was renamed and/or moved, the the proper link should have been corrected in. Simple, eh?

By the way, could you look at UnNews:Ohio Family Looks Forward to Celebrating WASP Thanksgiving and tell me if it WASPish enough? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:32, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

It does seem to be pretty waspish, although keep in mind that I'm possibly not the right person to ask, being from another continent and all of that...:) ~Jewriken.GIF 14:55, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Hi mr Mordillo

Wondered if you might fancy looking at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Color Problem... Would be full of grates if you did... Neh problem if not... Thanks MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:50, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

Adopt me? --LOLDONGSLOL 04:23, 22 November 2007 (UTC)LOLDONGSLOL Also, How do I join that Army? The page is...closed.

I'm back from the dead

Hi Mordillo. It is I, sunny bacon. I've created a template which lets you link to templates easily. It's called {{Tl}} (I just used it to link to it). Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 20:17, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

A new way of signing signatures

Hi. I've just created a revolutionary new template called {{Sig}}. Instead of typing the usual {{User:Mordillo/sig}}, you can now type {{Sig|Mordillo}}. Saves a bit of time, I suppose. Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 20:21, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

What???

Pinky101 and Osama bin dipesh aren't me. We're good friends at school. I told them about you helping me, and I've been helping them too. {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sunny bacon/sig}} 11:56, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Cool beans then, it just seemed that it's operated by the same person. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:22, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Signature trouble

I've taken your advice and changed my nickname to {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sunny_bacon/sig}}...but when I use it by typing 4 tildes I get this: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sunny_bacon/sig}} 12:52, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry. I've sorted it out - I just hadn't checked the raw signatures box. Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 15:54, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

OOPS, my bad. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:22, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

hey

Thanks for the vaguely threatening welcome ^_^ um... yep, think that's all. :) ~Fag x FS

My pleasure. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:56, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Question doo doo doo doo doo doo

Hi. Another n00b question. Is there anyway of viewing a list of all your subpages? It's just that I have so many now, it's hard to keep track of them. Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 18:59, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

The answer to all your prayers... ~Jewriken.GIF 22:16, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

It won't effin transclude!

OK. So the way to view a list of my subpages is go to Special:Prefixindex&from=Sunny+bacon&namespace=2. But I want to be able to transclude this onto User:Sunny bacon/list, so I can just go there instead. But when I type the pagename in curly braces, it comes up with this:

Special:Prefixindex&from=Sunny+bacon&namespace=2

What should I do? Sunny Bacon.jpg (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 18:24, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

I don't think you can do that, you might need to create a manual list and update it every now and then....~Jewriken.GIF 18:35, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Mazal tov

מזימת זקני ציון סוף סוף מתקדמת. הם עוד יצטערו!! ---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:05, 2 December 2007 (UTC) בוהאהאה!!! אני הייתי שמח לקשקש, אבל אני צריך לחסום את כל הנוצרים...מיד אשוב...~Jewriken.GIF 21:57, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

אל תשכח מהמוסמלים והבודיסטים. קראתי למטה שאתה בחו"ל, אני אוכל סופגניות נוספות במקומך, חג שמח!---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:24, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to the club

And not before time, too. Now go forth and ban! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:26, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

If you need any help, just ask. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Yeah, I know, right? Thank god we admins are finally gettin' some help, since we admins are always so busy, with all the things we admins do. Yeah, admins. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:52, Dec 2
Thank you all! :) I shall now go forth and look for a poor shmoe to ban, all in the name of the glory of the Jewclypedia. Did I say that out loud?

Oh and Leddy, special thanks for the nom! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:57, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

You sir, are welcome. Welcome, I say! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:02, Dec 2

Congrats on your sysopingnessism, or whatever they call it nowadays. --EMC [TALK] 22:50, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Isn't that, syspoopology? Thanks! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:51, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
I think it depends on whether or not you have a Masters Degree or a PHD. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:09, Dec 3

Thank you, good sir!

Top hat.jpg
Mordillo/archive6 Has A Lotta Class.

And they could beat you up.
Winkler.png

You voted...

...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 02:02, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

I have something to say...MISTER WINKLER IS GAY!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 02:03, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


It's that time of year

Loil.jpg Rabbi Techno presents you with
One Imperial Gallon of Lamp Oil!

Should see you through the next week or so without
having to resort to any supernatural shenanigans.
Happy Hanukkah!

HAPPY HANUKA!!! I'm actually out of Israel at the moment, so I won't be enjoying the Suganiot this year. Damn. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:35, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Ah, Mordillo

/chuckles disproportionately at the terrible pun, which he is surely the first to make.

Hello. Congratulations on the ultimate power thing, highly deserved, as mentioned elsewhere. Also, happy Hanukkah, as also mentioned elsewhere. (Actually, as an aside - I went to what was, despite my having a Jewish-sounding surname (no, not "user"), my first Hanukkah party at the weekend. Spent far too much time getting acquainted with the chocolate fountain. But I digress).

I actually came here to apologise for the most pifflingly minor thing. I voted against your Jewish holidays article when it was up on VFH. I re-read it again today, and for the life of me can't see why. It's excellent. I must have been in an absolute git of a mood that day.

Now, I know that it got featured anyway, and I know that you won't remember every name who voted against you and hold it against them forevermore, building temples of hate to their undying souls, or anything like that... But I wanted, nonetheless, to let you know that I have finally enjoyed it as you intended. Although why I had to do so at such length is a mystery. A one liner would have sufficed. Ah well. Thanks for a (belated) good laugh on a monday. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:26, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Believe it or not, I appreciate it very much! The first and initial reason I'm here is to write and make people laugh, and as soon as I get used to this adminhood thing, I hope to get back to it. So thanks for that - it always cheers me up to know that people actually like what I contribute. And...HAPPY HANUKA! ~Jewriken.GIF 23:14, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
PS, there's nothing whatsoever regarding Hanukka that involved a chocolate fountain, I think someone made a private interpretation of the holiday...~Jewriken.GIF 23:14, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
Ah, well, you see, they have to put oil in the chocolate they use in chocolate fountains to keep it the right texture. Or at least that was the excuse I think they used! The other food was more traditional... Actually, all traditions should have room for chocolate fountains. Except fasting ones, obviously. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:26, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
Well, you can always say you get the chocolate AFTER you finish fasting! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:56, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

I need help in destoying ISREAL

I thing I spelled it wrong. But anyways how do you create your own template--User:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 01:39, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

I'll tell you what, give me three good reasons why I shouldn't ban you for your user page, and I might avoid doing that. Well? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:15, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
There are three things that his userpage has that mine doesn't:
  1. Templates. I believe that one should always have 80 templates relating to Hitler on any page including this one (luckily I'm too busy doing important things to bother right now).
  2. Colors. WEEEEEEE COLORS!!!!

I hope you found that informative, Mordillo. See you on another random talk page probably.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 5 @ 14:52)

This is getting very creepy....~Jewriken.GIF 15:11, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

I hate js (in real life too)

Hello again! Nice to see you and stuff. Er yeah, embarrassing question: I tried to set up a bunch of extra js to help me do helpful stuff (can you believe I was QVFDing without it until a couple of short weeks ago?)

Anywhat, I buggered it up a bit, and instead of adding the welcome tab with the message I wanted (like the default one, but with "(but don't ask me to adopt you)" in the edit summary), I lost my shiny QVFD button and other bits. I'm not comfortable crawling around in the wiki's js, and I must have pasted or edited it a bit wonky. I've reverted back to a working version now so at least I have my QVFD button back, but can you spare a minute from huffin' and bannin' stuff to have a tinker in my js page and add useful stuff properly? Or just explain to me in nice, short words that an idiot could understand, exactly what I did wrong and what I should do to correct it (surgery and lobotomies are not viable options).

Cheers and stuff. A shamefaced and distinctly n00bish-feeling Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:20, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Hopefully that done it, try hard refresh to see that it works. The big JS wizards, btw, are Spang, Olipro and Mitch as far as I know. I'm just a janitor in that sense...~Jewriken.GIF 16:39, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Aw, thanks for such rapid reactions! You rule... Here, have something:
Cake.gif Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.


Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

--Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:50, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Arsenic cake! My favorite! ~Jewriken.GIF 19:08, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I just noticed this and, after deciding to steal all of U.U.'s js(sorry, I'll give it back, I swear!), I noticed that I had to edit the autowelcome script, so that I could display my own, personalized, extra shiny welcome message. My question to either you, Mordillo, or you, under user (I know you're out there!) is why isn't the bit of code I whipped up(As in "stole from UU again") welcoming users with my version of the welcome template(which I stole from HerrDoktor)? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:11, Dec 6

Oh, and I also hate js. The whole world should change to wiki formatting because I sorta know it. I'm going to send that request to MicroSoft. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:19, Dec 6
I think that 30 people should be employed full-time just to write other people's code. That way maybe I could a big, confusing js and CSS like everyone else. I feel left out. (BTW, I think Dr. Skullthumper and Villaj Ideeut are also big on programming. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:32, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
That's bizarre, what does it actually do? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:17, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Uh, I'm not really 100% sure...I think it's supposed to welcome people, but I just stole the code from Under User's js. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:41, Dec 6
No I mean, what does it ACTUALLY do? You're supposed to see the link of the talk pages of the new users painted green, and when you punch those it auto generates a welcome message. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:45, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, it turns the talk link green, and then generates the page with {{subst:Welcome}}. Basically, I just need it to make it go to {{subst:User:TheLedBalloon/Welcome}}, which I for some reason can't do.(Maybe it's hear where my lack of knowledge of any js is becoming a problem....) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:49, Dec 6
Haven't a clue myself, I nicked it from someone else. However, I need to be more careful with it, and not go welcoming users Mordillo infibanned about 2 minutes earlier. /me waits for ban. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:54, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
That was a bit funny....:) Anyway Leddy, I can't find what's wrong with it, your parent JS seems fine as well. Try taking it to Spang or Mitch, they're very good with JS. Sorry....~Jewriken.GIF 17:01, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Darn it, done it again! Must remember not to click the bold TALK link if checking a new page. Damn js, I really didn't mean to do that. Right, I'm taking my gf's advice and stopping now: I'm ill. Feel free to ban me in punishment for being stoopid and editing while ill! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 17:13, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Someone is UnAngry.

I'm angry because my page got huffed.

I'm angry because I don't use MySpace after getting told to use MySpace.

I'm angry.

I'm angry because I cant seem to be re-directed to the source of my now deleted page on Rs2underground.

I'm angry at You.

See also:

Angry.

I can't stand people being angry at me. Hold on. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:51, 6 December 2007 (UTC)


Someone is now UnAngry at You.

I realised I'm a dumbass and figured out how to make those comments seperate, although you could just remove this entire comment from your UserTalk.

~ Ace101, the UnOfficially New UnOriginal contributer.

Next subject is on Bulimia: "Do you have bulimia? If so try our selection of XXS T-shirts for sale!

François Truffaut

I was just about to make it funny, with witty French New Wave references and autuer jargon. I swear dude! 203.220.105.153 11:46, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Make it good yes? You have SEVEN DAYS! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:50, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Jamesfotheringham ROX!

Hello I is be IP address and I write you concerning Jamesfotheringham. Me want that artickle back post-haste and also I want Josh Tattersal to suck it plzkthxbai!!! 68.189.67.167 13:34, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Let me think about. Ermmmm...No. kthxbai!!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:45, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Good day sir

Hope your having fun with the huffing. Well I'm really just here to brag about getting my feature on the front page (obviously), but wondered if you could have a look at how it's been done? There does not seem to be a link to the main article from there. You know the (more...) bit which takes you to the full thing. I'm not sure if this was what User:Thekillerfroggy intended or not, but he's not around right now to ask. If you could have a look I would be grateful. Thanks MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:18, Dec 6

Done! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:26, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
and congrats on the feature....:) ~Jewriken.GIF 14:30, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Many thanks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:32, Dec 6

Aw, my very first ban...

Thanks. I was starting to feel nobody cared enough to ban me! (See how I rebelliously don't link to Nobody Cares at this point). Anyway, yeah, have this:

No more welcoming or difficult editing for me until I stop sweating and shaking, doc's orders. Sort of. I'll stick to vandalising my userpage. G'night! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:41, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Get well soonish! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:47, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Whoring!

Well you don't have to vote for or against but I'd appreciate you vote on my article in VFH Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?--Dr. Fenwick 20:03, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Look over the voting again. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:11, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

My bad dude thanks in advance!--Dr. Fenwick 20:15, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Martina Hingis

Martina Hingis keeps getting vandalised, each time by a different IP (thanks for banning the most recent one, by the way). I'm starting to wonder whether Hingis fans have discovered the article and decided they must defend her honour (wouldn't that be great?). Anyway, I'm not sure how one goes about doing this, but would it be possible to get the article semi-protected? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  23:52, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

It is a bit of a weird target.I've semi protected it till next month, let's see how it goes. Let me know if you see anymore "fans" in the future...~Jewriken.GIF 00:04, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the speedy action! -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  00:10, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
We aim to please! ~Jewriken.GIF 00:12, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

You people sure have an odd way of celebrating Christmas

Chanukah? Is that Hebrewish for "baby Jesus"? Oh, and just so we're clear, by "you people" I mean Jews. Lastly, a merry Lol and a hearty Chanukah to you and yours in this happy holiday season. I, for one, plan on getting a little drunk and punching out an uncle or two. That's what the holidays are about: family. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:02, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

God, a latke flavored soda...that's just evil. EVIL I tell you. Actually, Hannukah is the one you slaughter decent catholics and make pastries out of them. Or was that Passover? I can never remember. I'll just go out and slaughter one just in case. Happy holidays! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:35, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks

Hello Mordillo, I believe i owe you belated thanks for helping to straighten me out during my "learning" time here, where I managed to make many people unhappy in VFD, QVFD, and by moving and Nofuing stuff. Apparently I learned how to be subtle behave on most accounts. I even got nominated for NoTM, so someone likes the work I now do around here. Anyway, I am still a terrible master and commander of the Power of Nofu. I will never change that, but at least I don't mark articles "Nofu" very often. Here is yet another example of my Nofu Obsession, as well as a gift to you: