User talk:Mordillo/archive3

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAY SOMETHING!

You have A Zionist peeping behind your shoulder.

Feeling Nostalgic?

Archive One | Archive Two

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:22, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you! Happy passover! ~ 11:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

I've removed the list and submitted it for review. It was just that I was afraid if I completely re-wrote it, the creator might hold it against me.

Thanks for your time

|| xacarob || pernicious || 16:19, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Um Hi, I'm Here For That Welcome Hug

Well since you were nice enough to welcome me, I decided to work on an article.here it is: Animorphs Please tell me what I should do to make it better, also it was created by someone else i just deleted most of his stuff and wrote my own stuff , how do I get credit [in another way than adding my name as a header]? Thanks

|| xacarob || pernicious || 12:35, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Movie Trailer Announcer Guy audio

I read your comments on Crazyswordsman's talk page, and yes, you can help with the Movie Trailer Announcer Guy audio in any way you can. By the way, thanks for correcting the musical piece title. Do you have any recording programs or anything like that? If so, that can be your job. And if you can help with the character voices, that would be great. When in doubt, use an accent or a weird voice to differentiate between two or more characters. CSM has already recorded most of the Don LaFontaine lines with that big, booming, baritone voice.Every little bit helps. Thanks in advance for your help! And check CSM's talk page for more information and the blueprint for the "trailer". PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:34, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Coarse conduct confounds construction

Excellent unintelligability numbers! Gadzooks, and with groovy sound effects, already! Kudos, judos, and monkeys! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:43, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Pigeons?!

Great job. You continue to rock, sir (doffs chapeau). Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:29, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

That one was even more fun than usual :) ~ 20:07, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Vatican decries "Miracle Bra"

Please don't makes us wait too much longer for your inimitable stylings!!! This one is a peach, if only for the title. And don't give me any crap about priorities... I own your soul, and I'm telling you... uh, never mind... I just remembered I sold your sole to a Kibbutz near Haifa that makes bacon-based food stuffs for sale in Palestine. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:55, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Holy crap! Will do lord Zim, just as you don't sell my soul to a kibbutz! Those commie buggers creep me out! ~ 09:04, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

*Salute*, we thank you, sir.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:46, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Excellent job, fellow psychotic! Thanks for suffering! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:35, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

'tis my pleasure, as always. Thank you for suffering. ~ 06:49, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

/me sticks pencil up nose. I smell burning toast. /me twists pencil. "...This one is a peach, if only for the title..." Hey, that was a backhanded compliment! /me taps side of pencil. Someone answer that damn phone...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:13, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

You really should lay off the drugs ~ 17:33, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

That's exactly what they said at the intervention! I'd be outraged at the backhanded compliment but: I don't generally get outraged, Zim probably didn't mean it that way (if he did, *sniff*), the page is less funny and more of a jab of the satirical variety and, since it took days to realize that it was that kind of compliment, I was laughing too hard a my own slow brain to get mad...I used to be smart. Or so I'm told.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:31, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Courts turn to Uncyclopedia, but selectively

Excellent job! Thanks for the assist, and being funny as Hell! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:02, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

"Rev. zim_ulator's Corner"

You may certainly use my "name" in ths is nefarious endeavor. I only wish I had more time to participate. Let me know how it's going, your Hebraicness. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:00, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

RE: Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner

I... don't... know... what... to... huh? Oh, that. My wife is amused, and therefore, I am honoured. Or something. This may well evolve into something that can increase <shudder> efficiency! You know, like, queue up the requests firsts, then it's hit and run.

As a small token of my appreciation, have a Ninjastar! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:09, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Best of 2006

That's a great idea! I hereby appoint you to head up a commitee of one or more biological organisms. I admire your vision, and your willingness to leave me out of any decision loops, to forge ahead to new depths or whatever. You rock! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:41, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

On your knees!' Rev. zim_ulator hereby appoints you a Deputy Vice Deacon of the low church of zimizm Humbly accept this burden as a sign of your weirdoness. In the name of Sophia and "the schism that is'm zimizm", kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

Sig

Hehe thanks for the sig template. Not as bad as some people's though. See [1] and look up Sliferjam under Mhaille Block. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 19:49, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

True enough! :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 19:51, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Communism

For Stoppin' Gobshite Vandals. 19:51, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! They make you want to go through that October revolution all over again.... Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 19:53, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Protestant!?!

Now you have to start believing in Hell and find a wife with a beehive haircut. *shakes head*. Tut-tut. Or you could pay attention to the questions the next time you take a quiz, maybe. At least it's "liberal", so you don't have to take it all literally (taking "Revelations" literally is the path to madness. For more info, see USA).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:30, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

That's bloody horrible I tell you! I've been hiding since four days now, hopping that my fellow Jews won't find out I'm a bloody Protestant. I did see Rataube stalking around with a murder in his eyes..... Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 20:05, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

It's alright. The test isn't that great to begin with. I got 100% for Orthodox Judaism, 80-something for Islam, and then a bunch of other things like Quaker, Protestant, Buddhist, Reform Judaism. The irony is that I'm none of those; my religion is Messianic Judaism, which they didn't have in the registry I guess. Lol. 205.204.242.23 16:41, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

I was hoping for Pagan. I've been meaning to dance around a tree while wearing my goatskin chaps. Maybe I'll take the test again before spring equinox.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:34, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

New GPS addition

I've added the factory standard GPS voice (female) to the list of personas. She needs admiration from such abject subjects as ourselves. Any good? - David Gerard 11:51, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and this on my LJ - David Gerard 12:38, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Sorry it took me some time, on a first glance it looks great (especially the pic!) I'll read it throughly tommorow at work, where I actually have time :). Thanks for all the effort! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 20:06, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Earlier Help & Noob

Thanks for your earlier help on some material. Also, I got a nom for Noob of the Month. Vote for me this month if you liek my crap! If you feel this recording has reached you in error, please hang up now. --JohnQ.Public 19:22, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

A wiki

B-b-b-but it's a wiki! Posted from the text you see when you make an edit, "If you don't want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then don't submit it here." I mean, it's okay, I just stopped caring about this article 5 minutes ago. However, I do think it sets a bad precedent. goshzillacorrespondence 10:04, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the sig

UNKNOWNFILE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For the neato new sig. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:43, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Second runescapian war

Yeah, the page got deleted but i restored it because: It's a sequal to the first runescapian war which didn't get deleted and it only got marked 4 vanity cuz i accidentily pressed the save button b4 it was finished, making it look much more like crap than it really is. So please let it stay alive, at least t'ill i'm dead. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Battleclown (talk • contribs)

Kerrang!

	BANG BANG BANG!!! The victory bells(?) have rang!
	NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia

herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 22:17, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks For The Vote

Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.

Sorry about the clutter this template causes. --The Zombiebaron 00:19, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

My pleasure, good luck and don't stop potatochopping just because you need to ban the odd vandal.... Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:41, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Act quick

See my user talk and let's solve this mystery already, ookie? -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 18:45, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

New message for you. This talk is getting interesting, let's continue it, okay? And thanks for helping with Cheesy Sci-Fi. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 16:24, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Looking for a Mentor

Hi! I'm looking for a mentor here on Uncyclopedia. I want my articles to be the slickest, funniest, chocolatiest they can be. I've written a few, and entered some in the PLS. (There's a list on my page.) If you're interested, let me know.

Thanks! - Smrt-guy 22:30, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'd like to have an article featured, so any advice you could give on that would be GREAT! Though I've written a bunch, I think these are my strongest: Peer-to-peer, Yoko Ono, John Wayne or Poop Pick one & tear it to shreds. I want it to be gut-busting hilarious when we're done.

Thanks in advance, Smrt-guy 00:48, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Preliminary remarks, I'll try to read them more thorughly later: bare in mind that since Humor varies, not all of my remarks are unnecessarily true. Or rather, most of them might be pointless :O)

Yoko Ono - First, I'd drop the AAAA! section. The nonsence jokes are pretty hard to maintain, and it doesn't really fit here. Certainly not the AAAA which is so overused it reeks....

John Wayne - narrow the amount of categories, that much doesn't really has any comic value and mainly causes pain in the left hemisphere of the reader's brains. Other than that, it's a good start and a good style - but it's a bit too short. Try to extend it - you can spork some details from his wikipedia article.

as for Poop (btw, is it based on a real group?) just a technical one - I'd shorten the discography list. You loose the reader somewhere along the way plus someone might come along and kill you for using a list. It causes him a rash. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 12:50, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Excellent ideas!! I shall cut, chop & puree then add, fold & mutilate...then go from there. On John Wayne I just wanted to be the first in something, so most categories seemed easiest. Silly... Poop is based on Runrig [2] one of my favorite bands. Who could make up with the "rocker goes into politics" thing? Thanks! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Smrt-guy (talk • contribs)

Sig

Hey, can you shrink your sig-pic please... the "official" limit is 14 px, the maximum you can generally get away with is 20px. 30 is too much. If you want help in shrinking it, I can give it a go, just let me know. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 08:49, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Hya, First of all allow me to compliment you for you politeness, previous admins simply hacked other versions to pieces :) So thanks for that... As for the sig in question, no worries, I don't intend to use it since it's ugly as hell. I will continue my everlasting crusade for a better sig. God save the queen. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 12:09, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, here goes a custom-tailored icon. It's, well, an effort, but maybe I can make a better version later.
-- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 00:44, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

HEY! That's a nice one! I'll get to work on that! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 08:38, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

How's that? ~

Version 2.0. Refresh your browser. Now just remember one thing, young warrior. The jewriken₢ is intended to fight evil. If it falls in wrong hands, the entire world will be in sorrow and destruction. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 05:13, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

UnNews

UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans seems to have been missed for soundio. It's yours, if you want it (unless someone else gets to it first).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:10, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

...and that other one still has {{RIP|Mordillo}}...Also, I'll take a deeper look at your page when my head is clear. Currently the formatting needs work (The bold sticks out too much, unless that's the point it's better to italicify the talky bits, rather thatn boldificate them).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:23, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Yep, didn't forget, all shall be take care off. As for my page, don't mind the formatting for now. I'm was about to drop the boldification myself. How about the content? ~ 13:53, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

There's content? Oh, that. If there are more "Stations", the page will get really, really long (not a bad thing as long as you bring the funny). Interesting, I can't rate it at the moment as my comedy detector is malfunctioning; it may be broken until March (when I find out if I've still got a job or not). In the mean time, if I find myself in a good mood (harumph!) I'll try to be more help. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:42, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Award

Here is an award for voting on my article on VFH.

Insineratehymn has awarded you a pentagram! ...for voting on HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article.
Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt.

--General Insineratehymn 21:33, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Yippee!! ~ 13:54, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Anti-Semitism brooding

Braydie has locked our conversation on his discussion page for obvious reasons. I would just like call a truce or something because I honestly think your articles including the vain koShare are nothing short of hilarious. I regret to hear that you didn't enjoy the caliber of humor presented by David Gerard in his overly offensive satirical manners whether it was through ethnic disposition or wanton criticism. I regret to say myself that the Jew bag article was deemed as funny, no matter how vain, when I had it pee reviewed before it was VFD'd and I still find it funny today, sadly. I'm afraid we don't have a polar misconduct as I originally surmised because I still enjoyed your articles. I think i'll reformat the Jew bag article for humor and repost; from then on you may contact me with adequet reason for a VFD denunciation. --AmericanBastard 07:28, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the compliments. Like I said, I don't mind antisemitism when it is done for humorous purposes. Jew Bag was, in my opinion, and apparently others' as well, antisemitic just for the sake of it. I want to make it clear that I'm not in some sort of crusade to burn out antisemitism/anti-Israeli/andi-Zionism from here, far from it. But sometimes I feel we need to put limits even to sense of humor. No hard feelings I hope. ~ 14:33, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Interesting, I was just browsing your user page and found that you are in the process of completing a Rashomon article. Just would like to note that I'm a fanatic for dated Japanese cinema including the works Kurosawa, Mizoguchi, and Ozu. I appreciate the fact that someone in this “organization” is actually aware of that particular film. To seal the wound I opened earlier, I would be obliged to pee on your ‘article in progress’ and perhaps amp it up a bit with some inside funnies pertinent to the film. --AmericanBastard 04:59, 2 February 2007 (UTC) Anti-Zionism is allegorically significant to the matrix and Jews...

Well, I actually got stuck on it way back, so if you'd like a joint venture on that, we can continue it together...~ 21:40, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

WOTM

Thank you. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:35, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

My pleasure. You deserve it. ~ 14:13, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Pee review

Please read my reply in the pee review. I don't want further misunderstanding. Cheers -- It's gneomI 23:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)P

Sign

I have Mozilla Firefox, I tried changing skin in preferences, I use to run with Monobook (modified) but it doesn't work in any of them. I've been revising the code too and it doesn't make the "effect". X-File? I hard refreshed too. Do you have any idea? I like small sigs, if it doesn't run I'll turn back to the earler (2 pics). Thank you "compi". --Mvp14 15:28, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

That's bizarre. If you're actually seeing my sig as shrinking one, than we might missed some glitch in your code or perhaps the Inciclopedia CSS doesn't support it? You could try and talk with Rataube, He's an admin over there and he might be able to help...~ 15:40, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

I'll try having a look at the CSS. I'm admin too. Maybe you (uncy) have a class we don't or something similar. Thanks again. --Mvp14 15:42, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

My pleasure. ~ 15:45, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

If you're talking about the hiding sigs, the following lines need to be added to Mediawiki:Common.css to make them work:

.sighidden { display: none }
.sigexpand:hover .sighidden { display: inline !important }

Exeunt. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 16:03, 8 Feb 2007

That Spang gal lad, I'm telling you, someone should opp him. ~ 16:06, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 17:30, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

What can I say? I'm a sucker for low grade scifi movies :) ~ 19:54, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

ICU

Recently an important decision was made by some admins regarding this template without consulting any Uncyclopedians. I'd like to get the opinion of a few other people. Please see here. Quadzilla99 03:06, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Uh...what?

Why are you welcoming an article? --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 18:51, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah...sorry about that, got the welcome button pressed by mistake. I actually meant to put an RIP notice on it....~ 18:53, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Cool, cool. But I was planning on adding more jokes to it rl soon if you wanted to wait...--love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 18:55, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

It's actually ready, I'm just having difficulties uploading it since it's way to big for the server's taste. ~ 18:56, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Aight, cool. If you want to update it later thats cool too. --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 18:57, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Asking for your vote

When you have some time, I'd like to get your vote (preferrably for, but a constructive against is ok as well) for Poop on VFH. Thanks! Smrt-guy 19:31, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorry! I just got back from some hectic working week....Sorry I was too late...~ 10:06, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Cool beans

Thanks! If only I knew what a Rimja was... ~ 14:21, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

You want to help with the audio? Sure, you can.

Under one condition: Do you know how to make mp3s? Because I only know how to make wavs. Also, you need to be able to rip music from Youtube. Pick one of the kids, and you can voice him. I'm already LaFontaine. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 17:34, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

I have all the voices recorded except the lines for Bob, George, Johnny, and Josh.

I left them for you to do. Would you mind giving me your email so I can send the files to you? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:40, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcom

does the wolcome mean i have done somthing wrong or is it just a hello?--Slogankid1 19:22, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Not at all, just a hello and make yourself at home...~ 19:25, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

also how do u make a working sig here? i have tried user:slogankid1/sig but it wont go in my sig for some reason. can u try to get it to work for me please? If u get it/ me to get it working u will have my endless gratitude (worth about 2 nis) p.s. please reply on my page--Slogankid1 19:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Audio

The lines I recorded include Don Lafontaine, Fred, Oscar Wilde, Jeff, and the anonymous voices towards the end. I sent you everything I'm going to be doing. It's in your hands now! Oh, and be sure to upload it in MP3 format so I can listen to it. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:37, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Also, I should probably ask you to hurry up with it. Movie Trailer Announcer Guy is next on the list! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:58, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Both! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 15:07, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

You should see my templates, they're a bloody disgrace...~ 15:05, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade

18:30, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Congrats Comrade! Keep up the good work! ~ 15:01, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

A big thank you...

Shalom! I wanted to thank you for your vote for me for Potatochopper of the month. Such a mitzvah here in my house at this moment. I know I'm shallow and shouldn't seek the approval of others, but what can I say - I am shallow and I do need the approval of others. But again, thank you for your vote and if you need anything that won't get me in trouble, let me know and I'll see what I can do. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:46, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

) It's amazing how everyone know Hebrew, well, at least the important words...It was a pleasure! And don't hesitate to send me the kids' pictures as a levrage next time you need any help, I'm at that stage when I'm starting to think, isn't it time for me to settle down? It might help, and my parents would sure to thank you for pushing the grandchildren mitzva a step further....:) ~ 15:04, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

My father was Jewish, so I know a mish mash and smattering of words, and I understand the guilt and the tsoris. God forbid I should pass this onto my children, but hey, why not, eh? Gotta go, the baby got schmutz on my schmata. Write when you find work, and don't settle for a low paying job. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:22, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, wrong input! The job is doing very well, it's the children that I don't produce to my Jewish mother that's the problem...:) Happy Purim! ~ 10:46, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Welcome

To the Hall of Shame. Be sure to sign the visitor's log when you enter.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:53, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

You like me! You really really like me! /me bursts into tears ~ 10:42, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

חג שמח!

מקווה שתשתה עד שלא תבחין בין מרדכי הצדיק לאסתר המלכה. אם במקרה אתקל במישהו מחופש לתפוח אדמה אדע שזה אתה.

חג שמח!---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:03, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

תודה תודה! אני כבר סובל מהאנג אובר קשה וחוסר שינה קיצוני מהמסיבה הראשונה. עוד שתיים בדרך, אללי!

חג שמח! ~ 10:43, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Thank you man for nominating for me for the Emmanuel Goldstein Award. I've tried to follow in your's, Zim's and Gustavo's example of UnNews reading and your great production work. This made my day. Thanks again! --Kenvalyi 23:23, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

My pleasure, hope you get it! ~ 06:51, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

The gentile needs help, maybe?

Due to piss poor planning on my part, and an attempt at continuity between articles, I need help with Barry's mother's part for UnNews:Johnson family disappointed by new baby and UnNews:Holiday season finally winds down for Johnson family. I needed a funny excuse for Dana not to get along with her husband's mother, and what's funnier than the family tension from a good Jewish boy marrying a gentile? I made Dana a WASP, Barry's not all that Jewish...but Avigail is really Jewish. My Yiddish, meanwhile, is...*shrugs shoulders*. Can you make her "bits" suitably Jewish, maybe? (I've left the second one unHebrew'd as I suspect that my Yiddishing up of the first one is probably way, way off). --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:38, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

There you go, all Jewished up. I'll give you a tip for the next one of the series - Passover, April 3rd (which also happens to be my birthday...) May god have mercy on our souls. ~ 06:50, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

I don't know if there will be a third. To be honest, I'm still a bit surprised that there was a second. And thanks for the assist. None of the imaginary relatives in my head are jewish. The closest I came was an imaginary aunt from Ukraine...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:02, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

I actually like them, if you want to - we can make a joint venture on a passover-easter conflict. And trust me, as someone who has way too many Jewish relatives, you're better off with the Ukrainians...~ 16:15, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

/me scratches chin. I don't know. I've just been letting the muse lead me...it's been working out so well...if she leads me to that, if she doesn't... I'll just say "we'll see". I'll read up on this heathen rite you call "passover" and get back to you if she warms up the harp.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:47, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

I had enough extra inspiration from your Passover comment to tweak the ending of the second one and I changed its "release date" to something more appropriate...I'll try to remember to moosh the leavening out of a muffin in your honour.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:50, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

I wouldn't do that if I were you, the Matza-bread tends to clog your plumbing for days. Worse than that - no beer for a whole week! ~ 12:58, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I'm not orthodox or anything...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Did I mention that April 3rd is my Bday? nudge nudge, wink wink~ 22:24, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

How could I (*munch*) possibly forget? (*munch*) You (*munch*) only mentioned it (*munch*) a few indents ago (*munch*). I got you this (*munch*) delicious (*munch*) giant Toblerone (*munch*) chocolate (*munch*) bar (*munch*) wrapper. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:34, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, sir, madam, or thing.

Xylitol thanks you for voting him to be Article Narrator of the Month. "You have transcended the status quo of coolness."

And an extra big thanks for nominating me. You are rewarded with... my voice on one of your articles. cheers! Xylitol 21:46, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

--El Zoof 10:20, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Mobile cod

I’m new on the Potatochopping scene, but I want to make sure I do my part! Can you be more explicit in what you want for the mobile cod article (I’ve read the article and can’t make head nor tail of it) Weri long wang 19:36, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I have to say that I'm really sure myself what is it all about. Basically it's a mixture of a wikipedia:Mobile code which is an information security issue and wikipedia:Cod which is a fish. So either you make a very nasty version of a cod fish, or sort of a cyber fish, or maybe fish on wheels? ~ 21:38, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Shalom

Many heart-felt thanks for the kind offer of help with my sig. It's not something I've actually thought of doing, to be honest. All the bells and whistles on many people's sigs are very pretty, but for me just plain standard text suffices :) Once again, however, thanks {{RabbiTechno 17:59, 15 March 2007 (UTC)}}

VFD

Hey man, the Nazi Tiger article isn't that bad and isn't purely nazi jokes. did yiu even read it before you put it up for deletion or did you see the word nazi and immediately put it up for deletion because that would make you an ass. If you would be ever so kind, please contact me here or on my talk page as soon as you read this, or if it pleases you contact me here and i will also check here.--Joseph5626 15:32, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I apoligize, thank you for getting back to me on this bye. Oh and I didn't call you an ass I merely said that you would be an ass if you hadn't read it first. Oh, and tell me if you accept my apology.--Joseph5626 01:53, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

HELP ME!

Hey, Sir Mordillo (at least, thats what you wrote on my user page), its the-elementalist here, one of the little n00blets you welcomed into the un-community. I remembered you said if i needed help, I could ask you here, so I'm here to take you up on that offer.

Some genius decided to write and article on ANZAC day (its been NRV'd) and as an Australian, the two paragraphs that have been written, i find very offensive. How can I request this article be deleted (if you could reply on my talk page here that'd be really helpful).

Thanks.

(edit): Thank you!

MP3

At the beginning of the month you asked me how to lower the size of MP3's. I gave you the answer that made sense at the time...the new answer is (at least for Audacity);

Preferences->file formats->mp3 bit rate->64kbs

...which will do the same thing without having to use another application. Blaze Media Pro pretty much took over my computer, by the way. After installation the hard drive went nuts...right up until I uninstalled it and ran anti-spyware programs. I'm hopeful that it wasn't evil spyware, but it was disconcerting, anyway. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:13, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

I actually went the classic way - and split the file to four pieces - in HowTo:Cook While Drunk. But thanks! I'll keep that in mind. As for Blaze, it does have the tendency to preform hostile takeover. Must have been built originally by Microsoft. How's life in Canada these days, eh? ~ 18:50, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

First sunny day of spring. Ah, west coast. Soon it will be time to harvest my mariju...roses. Yeh, that's it. Roses. On a side note, I never thought I had the "hoser" accent, but I had to say "eh" in an audio ('cause it was in the script), and "eh" came out completely hoser. I almost had to go buy a toque. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:50, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

I had a little trip to Masada & Jerusalem this weekend. Was 27 degrees and we had a wee bit of sandstorms as well down in the south. Can we call that spring? ~ 19:55, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

I saw sand once. It was at the beach. Which was sandy. With sand. So you live at the beach? That is so cool!...and it's like the tide is out all the friggin' time. Man, there must be sand castles everywhere. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:15, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

More like Sand Fortresses. It is the Middle East you know. ~ 20:19, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah. I heard that there was some kind of conflict over there. Don't worry, it won't last. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:29, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Peace is just around the corner! Any day now! Wait for it....WAIT FOR IT.....!!!~ 20:31, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

It's lucky, I guess, that people are no good at holding grudges...Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:58, 25 March 2007 (UTC)