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Vandalism

Hi, I've noticed you've been doing a lot of reverting recently, and I'd like you to add any users or IPs you catch being a dick to Ban Patrol. As it stands now, I'm stealing your kills, so to speak, and I think preventing vandalism is just as important as purging it. Thanks. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 20:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

IIRC, a lot of them were one-time offenders that have been inactive for a while. I'll put them on Ban Patrol in future, depending on severity. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 22:32, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

How is it stupid?

How is calling Windows Vista "Linux OS X" stupid? It's a joke - Vista is very similar to Linux...and to Mac OS X. Get it? This is freakin uncyclopedia, why are you being so uptight about keeping the Vista page exactly as you like it? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Johnny K (talk • contribs)

While you're at it, why not call Mac OS X "Vista Linux", or call Linux "Vista OS X"? It's simply not funny. Can you imagine someone reading that crap and thinking "OMG, that is hilarious! They say it's also known as Linux OS X! It's funny because it's not true!" Didn't think so. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:22, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

What Up!

hows the D for Doofy pic hanging bruz. The pic seems mildly funny but no more funny than Elmo having s*x with Big Bird. Nacho DeBurrito 09:57, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Bagels.jpg Shalom!
Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno!
Lekhaim!

מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 12:28, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Delicious! -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:56, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Capercorn gives you an award.

Capercorn 12:48, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

I cannot comment on this matter. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:34, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

you win the spaz award \o/

I am honoured. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:40, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Appreciation

113-APTOPIX IRAN BRITAIN sff embedded prod affiliate 50.jpg Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!


Cheers --Sibley 12:05, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

VFD

Hey, I do appreciate you adding the articles on my subpage to VFD, since it saves me the trouble of doing it myself, but there is a reason why I only add 3 articles at a time to VFD, which also happens to be the reason why you are currently serving a 1 day ban. Feel free to VFD the stuff if my subpage fills up again, but don't add too many articles at a time. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
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You have be
some black an
For voting on The 
en awarded
d white cookies
Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

--herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:25, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Those cookies look like neenish tarts! -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 23:22, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the user page update!

Thanks hun ^_^ It never fails to amaze me how many people consistently edit my user page for me, simply because I thought it might be funny to see if I could completely never edit it myself! If I had a generic type award to give out, then you would definately have earned one or two! I should get onto that some day. I'm thinking something pink... ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:03, 08 May 2007

You're welcome! I don't have generic awards to give out either, but if I did, they'd have blue in them. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 01:15, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Lol you're such a boy :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:53, 08 May 2007

Thank you, thank you, thank you, etc.

Just wanted to again thank you for your Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:13, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 00:15, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Sorry I'm late here is your tea--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 11:01, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

Pumpkin pie.jpg Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
For voting on Gallows Humor

"With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:19, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Finger cymbals ring for you!

PPCelebatoryPose.jpg Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman

Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:11, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You!

Much appreciated! :) --THINKER 04:18, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!!

And have another! And thanks once more!! :) --THINKER 18:37, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Kittymeal.jpg For voting for her article, TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.



I'm sure I'll choke on it. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 17:36, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank'd!

Lord Kearsy of Wicked

Mr. Kearsy
..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

Thanks yet again Mitch! So far you have every thank you template I've made (which means you're obviously a very cool person)!! :) --THINKER 06:59, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Well...you're a cool writer! -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:17, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bajoodle!

thank you!

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User:THE...
...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

Yet another "thanks for the vote" template to add to your extensive collection. conclusive proof that you vote wisely! thanks --THE 12:02, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Detective1.jpg A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads:
"The The Don thanks you for voting for
Film Noir. He offers a free secret from
Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward."

The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

ShoeShineBoy.jpg

Thanks for your vote. Don alun 11:53, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

BB thanks thee!


Thanks again! -- Big Brother Sig Part 1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 11:35, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!!

MITCH!!!!!!!!!! I need to make an honorary Mitch badge or something, just for you, because I think you're awesome. Thanks man!! :) --THINKER 07:02, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

Shamu.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

Danke!

--EMC [TALK] 04:59, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:50, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Thankie!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:57, 28 June 2007 (UTC)


Topic Name

RAHB 06:39, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Now I've got one word to say to you, Kimmy

"Thank you very much"

Quarter.jpg For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.


-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:42, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

GOD DAMN IT MITCH! Here I am again! Tell me something you hate so I can write an article about it and we can break this voting trend!!!! ;) --THINKER 05:08, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Proofreading

Hya,

Thanks a lot for the service! I generally consider myself to have a good level of English and I was pretty much appalled to see how many corrections you had....damn...:) I was a bit amused that you tried to fix the phonetic Hebrew names...:) ~Jewriken.GIF 08:33, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

It was tough to correct things as I have practically no knowledge of Jewish history and Judaism. I must admit that I used Wikipedia to find the (correct?) spelling for those Hebrew names... -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 08:42, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, it's really quite nasty to try the correct spelling. Not really spelling since it's only phonetic, the problem is that the emphasis is usually not where an English speaker would expect - so the apostrophes usually signify that. "Ha'" at the beginning of a word is the equivalent of "The". ~Jewriken.GIF 11:41, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ee

StylishHelmet.jpg
Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

Thanks for proofreading it too! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:35, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Mucho, mucho, cootchie cootchie!