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Hey lonely

Want to contribute to this at all? A couple of other users have pitched in already, and we could use your comic talents. Give it a look if you have time. --Black Flamingo 18:20, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

Pseudo-Rape

Since you left that message there...I suppose this is like sloppy seconds? Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 04:16, Wednesday 12 January 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

Suddenly

I missed the Rape

Oh well. Sloppy thirdies. Yummmmmm, sloppy thirdies. I just remembered about "Suddenly, Ra"!!! It's been almost two months since Suddenly:Coons, do you think it's about time for a full-scale project on Suddenly, Ra? If so, woo woo! I remember you did one page already, can you find that? And if we go ahead, sans Funnybony (the fallen are remembered fondly), maybe we can have a pow-wow on the page. Sog would like to join in, I recall, and the three of us playing on a page would be fun (I wish we could cut off that contest right now, and all of us can carve our names on the Stanley Cup or whatever that is.) More soon, Ra, Aleister 23:08 12 1 '11

Count me in...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Great, we must talk over grapes and donuts. Do you have a link to the page you started? I made a couple of tweeks to things that bothered me on Jack Mort's poem, and switched my vote. Please check out the changes and see if they fit the page's reasoning and flow. Food awaits. Aleister 14:29 13 1 '11
Why yes....I do...also I'd like your thoughts about another bit of work you may be interested in... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Ra! Ra! Ra! Sis boom ba! The poem, one reason I wanted to find a way to vote for it is that Jack Mort would make the Hall of Shame with it, something I enjoy helping users do. Just took a quick read of your new page, very nice and witty and passes along good magic(k) data. I must fill my meager stomach now ("Just one more thin mint, Sir"), and will read it further upon later return. Aleister 14:40 13 1 '11
A waffer thin mint? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Also, I believe that Mr Mort has already made the HOS... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
He has! He didn't put one of the "Yay! A feature article!" templates on his user page, and just had two there. The trickster. And I was here for your mainspacing of Thelema and Louise, a nice and creative page. Would you mind if I linked some of the references to wikipedia pages about Crowley (or the pages about the lasting occult effects of Sarandon's philosophical legacy as well). Well done, and just enough to want more. Sarandon 9:42 14 1 '11
Feel free to add whatever you like....it does need some expansion. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I find today that a section of my Kitten Cookbook mirrors the same historical incident as RA. When you posted the above link to RA, I didn't look at it then, not until today, but knew it was there to go to soon and may have remembered it subconsciusly. But on the kitten page the idea of expanding the curse section came full-blown immediately when I read the page on VFD, which already included the curse section, and I expanded it over the weekend. So I feel like a jerk on one hand because in a court of law it would seem like I copied the storyline, but don't feel bad at all on the other hand because in the court of my own brain I know what happened. But with this WotY thing sitting in the corner of my conversations with you or Sog - and I'm hoping for a three-way tie (at least three, Black Flamingo, Guildy, King and Funnybony could make it seven and I'd be doing cartwheels) - I wanted to come by and explain. As for RA, are you still thinking of doing the Crowley-like page as well (you take the lead on RA since it's well underway), I'd enjoy working on that one. Per formula, is it three or four pages needed in a "Suddenly" article? Aleister 14:37 17-1-'11

Dancing on a thin mint. I just realized (slow slow brain) that I could just date the archeological dig to 2008, which would give room for more funny too. I've always loved the King Tut story, and this gives a reflection of it without stepping on your page. Yay! May the sands of Iraq and Egypt always continue to give up their treasures to westerners. Aleister 15:11 18-1-'11
Leave it as it is if it works, doesn't bother me in the least. If something works it works... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thanks, but this is better. Allows room to take a couple of cracks at the Iraq War, and one about Hannah Montana's coming skankdom, overused but still notquite-unfunny-yet subjects. Aleister 15:28 18-1-'11

Made sumfing for yer

Here. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:30, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

Thankee very kindly, sir....ironically I was about to start an "in other media" section with reference to a live action movie, so it fits in very well.....nice work, indeed... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Obviously we share some sort of psychic connection. Must remember to switch it off whenever the missus is out - wouldn't want you to have to experience what I get up to then. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:41, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
Incidentally and when you have a chance, would you be so kind as to give Miley Davis a quick read? I think it still needs something, but I'm not too sure what it is. It could probably do with a few more jokes in the text, too, so if you do happen to have any knocking about the place that you're looking for a home for... Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:44, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

A right to vanish

I'm sorry to bother you, but could you please rename me to something else? I no longer wish to be affiliated with this website. Okenido 15:50, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Feel free to not use it anymore.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I already have for years. What I want is my involvement with Unclyclopedia removed. But if you don't want to spend a few minutes by changing my name into gibberish, I guess I can't really do anything about it. Okenido 00:00, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
I think only staff have those rights. Pester Sannse. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:04, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Hey how do you make a fancy signature like yours?? (thx) Aimsplode L A B O R A T O R I E S

Like that? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
What in the fluck are you talking about Okenido? All you did in 2007 was add on the category "Nonnude images" to a few cute girl pics, and a minor edit to Hentai. Did you go all Christian on us or something? And by writing here you may have pointed attention at the article you were editing, which is now going to be featured and seen by hundreds of thousands of people because of you. Good work! Now all these Asian chicks you labled with the insulting label "Nonnude" will be nonnude for all the world to see. And you call yourself a Christian! Aleister 1:11 30-1-'11

Back part-time

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I maed you this. Enjoy! Lochaim! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:59, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Those toads are so amorous

Thanks for helping with that. I've basically written everything I wanted to now, but if you want to keep playing with it, feel free. And if you want to add to the article, that would be fine too. --Black Flamingo 00:45, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you

Thanks for your thanks. I don't feel very good about it, a three-way tie would have been much better, and the final outcome seemed like luck more than a clear win. The votes were scattered among so many users, and then lots of people, both presently active and inactive-but-lurking, didn't chime in at all. Like with all these awards, many people qualify on the same level, and woty is certainly no different. Thanks again. Aleister 11:26 2-1-'11

I reckon both you and Soggy deserved it, but like Hollywood its all about politics and whose arse you've kissed, man....anyhoo, I'm proud to appear in the runners up section for the 5th successive year.....always the bridesmaid, never the bride.... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
It's only two years for me. But I'm sure I'll get there. In the meantime, I could use someone more literate than me to tell me whether this makes any sense. Or is in anyway amusing. I'm not sure I know any more.--Sog1970 23:03, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
Feel free to keep editting. Sonje's doing a new pic for the lead-in. And hopefully one for Robinson Crusoe. I may end up needing to write a new book to make room for it, mind.--Sog1970 17:10, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Apologies for ignoring the msg on FB - I was indulging my addiction to Tetris and couldn't stop. Sad really, but I am the God of Tetris. Mind you, it paid off all my student debt. Those were the days! --Sog1970 18:12, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Quote please

A quote for the UnSignpost on the results of the yearly awards and top ten of 2010 from you would be guaranteed to sell 72 copies of the UnSignpost! I would be forever in your debt if you could assist. --ChiefjusticePS3 22:00, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

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This user created Lil Wayne, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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What pray tell are you working on currently?

What can I lend my "expertise" to?--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 16:40, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Good day sir, and nice to see you back in the land of the living..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thanks for the addition to positrons hopefully those other dudes won't mind it, they don't seem to jazzed about my writing thus far...--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:32, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Oi Longshanks

If Sonje and Colin don't doing their judging on PLS today, would you be able to do the best image category tomorrow?--Sycamore (Talk) 09:20, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

You should have shouted me on FB mate....do you still need some judgin'? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

Happymonkeywinter2011.jpg ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 09:59, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you

For the award and plaque. I have considered it to be one of the best things here, so you deeming me worthy really means something to me. Thanks. I will plop it amongst my "stuff" now. And a note on my talk page too. Thanks again, Aleister 13:39 25-2-'11

Loba

I realized I have never edited your talk page. I couldn't leave it un-edited. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 12:53, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

I feel used... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
*uses Mhaille as a model and paints a portrait of him while he's not looking* Sweet... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:44, 28 February 2011

Antoninus Pius

It wasn't a feature to you before, but Romartus gave it a rather severe going over. Thought I'd drop you a line if you're inclined to a reread, or something. Don't mind me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:40, 28 February 2011

User:Mimo&maxus/Sleep deprivation

It's for the happy monkey thing. I should have put the template. sorry. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 15:29, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

My bad.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
No, I am the idiot who didn't put the template. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 15:32, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yo

I think you have a page in naimspace named don't step on the grass or something. could you give me the link? --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 12:43, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Not sure I have, a list of my articles in on my user page... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
No, it wasn't you. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 14:14, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

I know you're probably mad at me for closing the nomination of your GMT page,

but lines must be drawn. You can literally change the rules since you're an admin, though, and bring your page back and allow the floodgates of self-noms without Pee Reviews. I couldn't stop you. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:28, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

Mmm, more on that. I have to wonder... why did you nominate that yourself right off the bat? It's a right lovely piece, so far as I'm concerned, and so far as several others are as well, and you could have probably gotten any one of us to nominate it, so why?

Thing is, quality or otherwise, perhaps unreviewed self-noms really aren't such a good idea, even from folks such as yourself. See it from a noob's perspective. Given a new environment, one of the ways people learn is by observing what other people do and mimicking them - I was a noob not so long ago (hells, I kind of still am), and that's what I did; one of the things it got me an admin on my talkpage informing me he'd kill me. I stayed anyhow, but folks don't always. Similarly, someone sees you completely ignoring the stated rules, and what do you expect they'll be apt to think, especially if they're not familiar with context? Do they really need the confusion, even if it most probably wouldn't be quite so off-putting as a cranky Chief?

Then, of course, there's also the precedent in general of ignoring it, as Dexter says. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:40, 10 March 2011

There was a forum a few months back - I think I started it - where the topic was "The Pee queue is backlogged and we should drop the 'review before self-nom' rule to fix that." Well, predictably, some of the admins said 'It's a good rule' and some of them said 'Fuck that rule', and ever since then, the rule has both 1) remained on the page; and 2) not really been enforced. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:38, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
I actually don't think a single one of my articles has ever gone to Pee Review, at least I've never put anything in there myself, and I've never wished to waste the limited resources there dealing with my shizz. You are, of course, completely correct, if there are rules there they are there for everyone. However their is a way to deal with issues and a way not to deal with issues. Coming here first to discuss the matter would have been better, or bringing the matter up within the main Forum for a more general discussion of what actually is the current rule? Alternatively speaking to one of the other people who saw no issue in voting, including several admins, may have appeared far more diplomatic too? Of course you are free to act however you see fit here, as long as you are not acting like a troll or general asshat. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Science Fiction Thanks From the Alien Deviants at Imperial Colonization

User:Why do I need to provide this?/SFThanks

Heya

Hi neighbour,

I'm here to borrow a cup of sugar ask a favour, which you can feel completely comfortable in refusing.

I'm working on an article with choosetag content. I wonder if it would be possible to make the content appear inside a billboard, on a widescreen monitor, or something similar. I like how Dear John letter turned out. Could you come up with something? No rush. Anytime this year is totally fine. ;-) I'm practically never here, so time doesn't feel as pressing as it once did. --T. (talk) 01:15, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings and salutations....I'm a little busy with other matters myself at the moment, but I would love to be involved in another potential Todd masterpiece. Really nice to see a post from you on my talk page.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:12, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

De-opping

Thanks for taking care of that. I tried to get it done this morning but I couldn't navigate my way through our wonderful new skin... —rc (t) 00:20, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Delightful wasn't it.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Fabulous CharitwoTalk 04:53, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
You mean it was FAB-U-LOUS!! --ChiefjusticePS3 08:50, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for the prize

Whatever it's about, thank you for noticing. Spıke ¬ 13:16 5-Apr-11

Not sure it would expand into an UnNews article though.. ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

No, something that happened to me could not be parlayed into an UnNews unless it involved an arrest by the Vice Squad. Spıke ¬ 15:17 5-Apr-11

Dinosaur made it into queue!

DINO PARTY!!!

Thanks for the vote dude!

--Wanna see a magic trick? 15:24, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Did you know...

That with only three tildes, you can substitute your sig along with a customized time stamp (optional)? All you have to do is change a line on Special:Preferences. It's that easy! Buy three and get one free! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:05, 6 April 2011

I was aware that I could do that if I so desired, yes. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I just thought I'd let you know. Manually typing your sig template can have its downsides, you know? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:38, 6 April 2011
Of that too I am also aware.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Worst 100 Things Rick Astley Is Never Gonna Do on VFD

If you flip to Delete, we have a replacement article that preserves the best of the original. Spıke ¬ 23:39 6-Apr-11

Rollback

How do I gain this? - Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 06:21, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Prove to be useful and not an asshat for a prolonged time. Also blowjobs. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
In lieu of that, there's also a javascript version -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:15, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

You can revert multiple edits anyway, by selecting a version from the history and editing and saving it; that abandons any newer edits and gives you the chance to write a Change Summary. Spıke ¬ 12:36 13-Apr-11

Blowjobs? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I spend most of my time reverting vandals anyways, sigh, how long is a long time? And, blowjobs? - Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 21:37, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
Rollback is overrated. It does... horrible things. Horrible things! *flails and runs away* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:41, 14 April 2011
I'm interested because by the time I get into the page, open history, click revert, click confirm. Someone may have already done it - Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:17, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Scripts'll solve that, too. Seriously, talk to Olipro. Or killiondude. They've got nice things for other stuff, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:11, 14 April 2011
Yes, Rollback is overrated. It's nice not to have changes added to the watchlist by default, but most of the time I use it, I need to do something else (perhaps a report on UN:BP) to explain why. Spıke ¬ 11:52 14-Apr-11

Hi Mhaille

I've been fooling around with a new idea for a writing competition, basically different variations on a single-elimination tournament, and TKF suggested you might be able to give me some feedback on it. I'd definately appreciate any advice if you have time to look it over. Thanks. MadMax 15:29, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

No, Seriously...

I need you to finish my articles for me, you know, for old times sake. Ahh, I remember those days fondly — me trouncing around this place, dropping funny, little nuggets on the lawn, with you following behind, sprinkling your diamond dust in my tracks. Guess it beat picking up after me. Anyway, thanks for the re-welcominging. It brought a tear to my eye that eerily hung directly over the tear-shaped tattoo just below my eye.

P.S. Malaysian prison is no fun! Imrealized ...hmm? 18:59, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

User:15Mickey20/Novak Djokovic

Every time I try to move stuff into mainspace, I forget that I can't move stuff over redirects. Could you work some admin magic for me? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:09, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

Can't believe I forgot Decking Scousers....

Nice adds, I'll do some stuff with this one;)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:26, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

IRC

I understand you're one of the folks I'd have to talk to about this... which is pretty much all I really do understand, I might add. Could you be a dear and do your magical thing so I can get confused by even more stuff on IRC? I mean, have ops? There? And Socky, too, of course, if he can be talking into registering a nick (or does it require that?), but that's perhaps more iffy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:42, 4 May 2011

When you are unblocked...and or blocked and then unblocked ... or however that works

There is a UnImage of the Year thing going on to coincide with the Wikipedia one. Im inviting the choopers guild (previous choppers of the year) to nominate some images here. If you are up for it, it would be great to have some prized choppers nominated a few chopped images from 2010. Just attribute it to choppers guild per Mhaille or something like that if you are interested. :) --ShabiDOO 21:05, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

I never got a chance to meet up with you

Hi, i'm Lollipop. You must be the Mhaille i've heard so much about. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 02:55, 5 May 2011

Favour

Hey, you have 'crat status. Could you Adminise me for a while so I can ban UU? I missed out when I had the chance, and I've regretted it since. Pup 11:30 14 Jun '11

Wait...

You're like never here. Why put yourself on UN:AA, then? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:36, 2 July 2011

What gives you the impression that I'm never here? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Because you're never here. *badum ching*. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:25, 2 July 2011
Lollipop is stupid because he's stupid. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:44, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
*badum ching* Did I do that right? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:45, 2 July 2011
Olipro is stupid because his talkpage can't be edited by sections. And perhaps you were thinking of May 2011 Lollipop stupid mode? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:30, 2 July 2011
Do you find it annoying? does the extra effort dissuade you from leaving a message on my talkpage? Yes? Fantastic. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:11, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
Now I'm intrigued. What criteria are you utilising to come to the conclusion that I am never here? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I think he meant to say not very much, I think he drew up the conclusion because you only made 6 edits in June. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:09, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
That's actually not what I meant. But you're actually much more active than other admins. Sorry about that. Case dismissed. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:17, 3 July 2011
We'll know when Mhaille leaves; the sky will turn black and all the women and lesser men will weep. --Black Flamingo 01:43, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
That wouldn't be good. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:25, 3 July 2011

IRC 'crats

If you could do us a huge favor and come on IRC to type the following commands that'd be really helpful. It's been six days since Zombiebaron and Thekillerfroggy were voted 'crat and they still don't have the equivalent channel powers.

/msg ChanServ FLAGS #uncyclopedia +votsriRfA Zombiebaron
/msg ChanServ FLAGS #uncyclopedia +votsriRfA TKFeck

Thanks!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 16:31 Jul 06, 2011

Yeah it would be great if you could do this sometime soon, Mhaille. -- The Zombiebaron 16:33, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Mordillo talk page

Blame Mimo. It's all his fault. I have very short resisting levels. Had he not done the act I wouldn't have followed. I'm just an an innocent bystander.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:19, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Comments on VFH

Fair call. The reason behind me making it is that I want to see more video being added to the site to bring it a little more up to date. The problem is it's a spork of an ad nobody visiting to the site would recognise, and knowing what the original is makes a big difference. If this doesn't feature than it's not a huge issue, but I'm trying to determine if people would like to see more video on site before I continue making them. (As I have about 3 or 4 others I'm working on at the moment - one of which has just been added to YouTube to be linked back to here. Once I work out what I need to do to trim down the file size of it then I should be able to start hosting them here.) Pup 10:41 12 Jul '11

No, I agree completely. A while back I tried to get some Flash animations on the site (some of which you can see here) but nothing really came of it. Would be great to see more variation between the media found on the site. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
That's where that is! I had stumbled across that ages ago, and forgotten where it was. I'm working on trying to minimise OGG files as we speak, so hopefully able to set us up to have a little more precedent for adding different media styles on site, which should, ideally, pave the way for others. Pup 12:46 13 Jul '11

Bogan VFD

Oi! Did you mean to vote AGAINST "Bogan"? You put your vote under "keep", but you called it a P.O.S. I is confoozled. ⇒»Bizzeebeever Icons-flag-us.png (this user has been deleted) 10:22, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

Not at all, my vote is in the keep section and that is where I'd like it to be. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Ohhhhhh...kay... ⇒»Bizzeebeever Icons-flag-us.png (this user has been deleted) 13:10, July 18, 2011 (UTC) is still confoozled
Glad we cleared that up. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
It will be a pleasure to ban you permanently, Mr. Mhaille Sir. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:33, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Sir!

I should like to draw your attention to the fact that you failed to vote "Keep" twice, for ANY page, on the VFD.

Also, there are some red links on that page where you forgot to vote "Keep". Shameful oversight, Sir! Explain yourself! ⇒»Bizzeebeever Icons-flag-us.png (this user has been deleted) 12:28, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Too much caffeine. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
You missed "What History?" ⇒»Bizzeebeever Icons-flag-us.png (this user has been deleted) 12:28, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
Did I? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I say, sir, you are His Crufty Majesty, the Grand Hi-Yu-Muckety-Muck And Inimitably and Inexorably Crufty Emperor...of the Universal Kingdom of Cruft. I bid you good day, Sir!

Question

Is this you? I'm wondering, because this user uses your signature even though they are not logged in. Schamschi, 14:12, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

The IP certainly sounds like him... Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:08, 27 July 2011
Quick, an IP.....kill it! "Sounds like him"? You mean the deep resonance of a young Richard Burton? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I always imagined you more like an old Rex Harrison. --Black Flamingo 12:55, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
So you're actually typing out your signature? AND you're confusing parentheses with curly braces? AND you're forgetting to log in? My, you should be nominated for NotM, not Rcmurphy. Schamschi, 15:52, July 28, 2011 (UTC)
That would be cool. Always wanted that award. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Oi!

How's this look now?

Let's send PuppyOnTheRadio off with a Feature. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 12:45, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

Boobs

Boobs, man, boobs. Priorities! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:38, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

THANKS

Hey thanks man. Have some more ideas to implement but i could really use some help. I don't really know how to utilize pictures in my article so I could use some help with that. The thing is if i had more people helping me with the article it could be great but i guess i have to do it all by myself. So later man.

Your comments

They have been taken into account. There is now more stuff to read. Hopefully that makes it betterer. What say you? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:08, Aug 30

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Essential listening

Yeah, you said something about this being a work of art one time? You may have been drunk at that point, I dunno, but wait until you hear it. RAHB is, I think, a genius. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:21, Sep 9

What can I say, comedic gold... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)