User talk:Mhaille/archive17

revision

I reverted that, because that version of the image exists at Image:Happysatan.jpg. Mrdr4 01:22, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Always complaining

Yeah, me again, always complaining. Now it's my United Artists article that has gone. Any idea what might cause it's removal? Some people don't seem to see those articles are linked one to each other, and that I'm trying to make something coherent. Sorry for those complaints, but it IS a kind of frustrating...--Lambic 21:45, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Looks like you added a WIP tag onto it to say it was under construction, and its 7 days was up, so an Admin has just deleted it without really looking. I'll have a word with the guy now, as it was the same one as last time. :)

I think once your articles get to longer than about three paragraphs I'd dispense with the WIP. Or just make sure that you edit within that week and remove it. Nice article. Again. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

OK, thanks. Yeah, with this amount of linked articles (one Disciple to go, working on it), I tend to loose some articles from sight (if that's English anyway).--Lambic 21:59, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, know what you mean, I've usually got about 52 things on the go at the same time. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Book

I dunno mate, do you think that would work better?--Crestville 08:33, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanls mate, that really is smashing!--Crestville 23:25, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Deleting Vanity

Is there any way I can delete vanity on the spot?--JASON+HALLAMEYA 15:58, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Sadly no.....but for the most cases there's always an Admin on hand to nuke the crap. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Славик_Харитонов is not in english is it QVFD?--JASON+HALLAMEYA 16:08, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Just about to ask our Russia Admin if its funny and where it should go. But I'm guessing yes. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Who is the russian admin?--JASON+HALLAMEYA 16:12, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Sikon. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Chapman

Alright mate, wondering if you could help me out. My Graham Chapman article has been huffed, seemingly for no reason other than a couple of lads didn't get it. Now considering I stuck to the guidelines, I think that's a bit out of the spirit of the whole thing. Could thou ever look into it for me please. At least I'd like a copy of the article for me own personal use. Cheers mate!--Crestville 01:20, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Consider it done. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Ta very much.--Crestville 09:28, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Lisa Burke vanity

Hi there, quick question, I've just seen my Lisa Burke article has a 'Vanity' tag on it, I presume because not many people (especially in the states) have heard of her. She has her own Wikipedia article, plenty of hits on Google, and IMDB has her down with a number of TV appearances. Can you possibly advise me what I need to do next so that it passes the Vanity tests? Blackhawk 20:47, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille, you gobshite! 08:49, 10 June 2007

And add some bloody pictures of her to the article as well. Meow ^_^ 08:50, 10 June 2007

Mansonites

I created an article called Mansonites that got huffed but i dont know why.Could you tell me the requireements for a full fledged article? -user:Mutlee

Protection request

I'd like for you to semi-protect my talk page. That is all. --General Insineratehymn 13:09, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Sure

Didn't know about that, but I'll work on it in my own userspace. I'll revert the changes.

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 16:12, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

NOOO...

I f**ked up your user space Mhaille. Sorry.

I'll work on fixing it.

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 16:17, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I fixed your userspace and the article.

It was a copy and paste error. Sorry.

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 16:19, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Spleen'd

For going so long without a purple spleen, you are given this slightly ironic honor. Good show, chum.

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

~Thekillerfroggy

Pashion

Ok fair enough, just didn't fancy being on the news for being a bastard

cheers

Whoops

CAn someone amend the spelling mistake on UnNews:Cutty Sark aronist was Escaped Dutch Privateer - i don't know how to do it!!!

thanks

Is that what you wanted? :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeh cheers dude :)

Welcome message

Thanks for your welcome! Social Studiously 02:35, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Um, and I'm not too sure why you huffed Drop party. Can you... un-huff it? Please? Social Studiously 02:37, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Hi, I've moved a copy of the article here so you can work on it out of the mainspace. I huffed it because it looked a bit random, with a hint of vanity and the formating was crappy. :) I suppose if I knew what it was it might help. Why don't you right an encyclopedic style introduction to the page. Putting a comic slant on internet memes often makes the difference between something that will survive and prosper and something that will be up for deletion. If you need any help let me know. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah... A drop party is a random event started by a user on RuneScape. But I'll edit it anyway and tell you when I'm done. Social Studiously 13:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

RPG

Have you noticed that there are two RPG pages? Roleplaying game and Role Playing Game? Social Studiously 07:57, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

l'Award

gosh I'm all choked up, or maybe that's because of the fly in my beer, either way, thanks! ;_; -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:08, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Minge

Too many of our youth are not taking Minge seriously... Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Actually I didn't think it should a hope in hell. As much as I'd love to see Brianna Banks on the front page. Oh well, perhaps sexual innuendo will one day make its way to the front page. We can but live in hope. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

GERT5 AWARD FOR 3XELLENCE

You are the recipent for Gert5's AWARD FOR 3XELLENCE JYN3 2007!! It is also the first one. Wear it with pride and don't sue me. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 08:44, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Wow. You must be proud to get that, eh Mhaille?--<<>> 12:37, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm touched in a way I can barely describe. I've not been touched like this since that drunken night with Oli. /me wipes the tears from my eyes. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Racism

Uncyclopedia may be for spoofs, but Holocauster Tycoon is just racist, PLEASE DELETE IT. It is sick and unfunny.--Underground 16:29, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Looks like its already gone, as its now a red link. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

US of Gay

Ahem i was editing that

byebyespy 15:56, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

It looked suspiciously like someone had just copied and pasted the USA article from Wikipedia. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

i had, but i was editing it so it'd look like a wikipedia article but with uncyclopedia content byebyespy 16:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Protect the article on Philippines

Hi Mhaille,

Can you semi-protect the article on The Philippines? I had a couple of other guys making sure the article is intact but we can't keep up with the IP users that are vandalizing it. Putting the IPs in Ban Patrol isn't doing the trick. It would be a lot of help if only registered users are the only ones that are able to edit the article.

Thanks,

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 15:35, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

• Thanks for protecting the article, cheers. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!)

Research

Thanks for your message and help. Sutton4019 09:17, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Lake District

Thanks for the support, I just felt really guilty about it for some reason! I didnt even think it was that funny when i wrote it, so I was really surprised it was featured. - Surdmeister

I did a bit of cleaning up, added a nice image, and a few other people added little bits too. But the core of it was very funny, so they were just augmentations. Congratulations on the featured article, you can now add SIR to your name and take your rightful place amongst the illuminati at Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey now. I'm the bloody commie that nominated the damn shite. 12:42, 26 June 2007

Do you wanna?

Do you wanna judge the Best Illustrated Article category for the PLS? We've got a slot open for you. If you want to write, that's fine, but think it over and leave me a note on what you decide. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:19, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Can you plaese let me have some fun?

hey its Callile Bouzaid here, youve Huffed my page several times, which is k cause i printed the good ones. So obviously im a high school student who enjoys making up this cool stuf, im not illiterate( although i can't spell for jack) and would LOVE to be able to keep a page on myself, im not egotistical and hate those who are and i never diss or offend anyone, so could you please please please just let me keep a page on myself, but feel free to edit it if it needs it, thanks for your time

yours sincerly.

Callile Bouzaid

Sadly the site has a strict Vanity Policy, however you are free to add whatever you like (within reason) to your User Page. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks

Nom'd already? I lose count of the beers I owe you when we eventually get together. :-) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:59, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, no worries. (unzips) You know the drill...... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Unprotect Turkey

I think the vandals have gotten bored and have moved on to greener pastures. Can you unlock the page now? --General Insineratehymn 12:07, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Chris Benoit

Mhaille,

I'm not sure if this has been brought to anyone's attention, however someone might want to look over the Chris Benoit article given the events of the past few days. I think this could really become an issue if left unchecked, although I'm surprised the article's content has gone unnoticed this long. MadMax 05:22, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm aware of both the events and the focus on the article. I've made the article semi-protected for now, meaning that IPs won't be able to edit it. Hopefully if people need to sign up for an account it will hold off some of the more pointless edits. If we need to upgrade to a full protection we can do. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I say, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit tonight. On the contrary, tonight's show will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, the WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world -- entertain you. 08:48, 28 June 2007

Thanks

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

Couldn't have done it without your encouragement and/or whoring. A pleasure, as always. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:21, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Help!

I need a sysop's attention. I have a few questions:

1. What is IRC? How Can I Get An Account There?
2. Can you make sure my sig properly links to the Ban Page (Which Bans Me).

• I'd Aprreciate your help as soon as possible.

--Sir Manforman 18:41, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

I got nothing for ya Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

IRC is a chat protocol. You don't need an account to use IRC, just connect to a server with any nickname. Look here for more info. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 18:56, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

What they said. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Awright?

I am a n00b :'-/ so I thought I would say hello as everything on my screen looks big and scary.

I made Mockney. I consider it a fine piece of work if rather on the skimpy side. GOOD DAY TO YOUZ!

Ohnoes!

My "Awright?

I am a n00b :'-/ so I thought I would say hello as everything on my screen looks big and scary.

I made Mockney. I consider it a fine piece of work if rather on the skimpy side. GOOD DAY TO YOUZ! "

Message is all wrong! :-(

Oh dear.--Bovvered 10:19, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Greatings from the soggy north! Nice first article, perhaps you could add a few bits to my Cockney Rebel article. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I added a few bits and pieces. :D --Bovvered 09:50, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Far Out!

Peace, love and Far OUT! Prettiestpretty appreciates your vote for the Old hippie chick who's always collecting money on VFH.

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:28, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey! A thing of some kind!

This user is a member of the Society for Misspelling Philantropy …Because the silent "H" is the loneliest letter…

For consistently surprising us with high quality 'chops, pages, and whatnot, I am proud to induct you into the SfMP. Yes, I know that it makes no sense. No, I don't care. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:17, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Frank Lampard

I was wondering if you could semi-protect this article, as it is a huge target for vandalism. --General Insineratehymn 16:59, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Already have.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Making the Band

In other words, you are now an official member of my band. Way to go. Cause bass guitar is such a difficult instrument :-] --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:41, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Its not just a difficult instrument, its also about getting that beligerent look as you mull about in the background just right. THAT takes years of practice. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Request a ban?

To whom do I request a ban for a pattern of vandalism? It would be IP 194.80.135.122

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:22, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Dealt with. Thanks. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Kisses and Queefs!! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:21, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

I need help....

I'm a complete n00b here and I need help. I've been a member of ZUG.com, I have ADHD, and I'm Jewish, so I have a vague understanding on how to be funny. The problem is, I want to be adopted, but I don't know how to decide which one I want to adopt me. A lot of them seem so witty and funny, but I don't know which one I want teaching me how to be a good n00b. How do I pick one? Also, I was wondering, how the hell do you vandalize Uncyclopedia? ForestAngel 07:14, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, first off have a look on the Adopters page to see who has put themselves up to adopt. Have a look at their edits and "work" to see which one you might have most in common with. We've got a few people with ADHD, as well as a few people like Mordillo an Israeli. Alternatively throw caution to the wind and stick a pin in the monitor. :)

With regards to "vandalising" Uncyclopedia, we do have a couple of guides to contributing to Uncyclopedia which are posted on your talk page. Although we are much more chaotic than say Wikipedia we still like to see structure and encyclopedic-style articles, rather than just silly one liners, or totally random content. Have a look at Featured Content which may give you an idea of the sort of thing we do like. If you need any help just yell. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Dance Dance Evolution

Why did you huff my article, I just started it and put a construction tag on it. --Uncle J 14:41, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Well....now you ask.....when patrolling Recent Changes we've got to make an instant judgement on whether something has a hope in hell of completion. My usual gauge is "have they had the inspiration to write more than a couple of lines of text". In this case it failed, but I'm happy to put it back if you are working on it now. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Call me an idiot...

I forgot where I made my pathetic plea for help. I've been 'busy' doing Work Experience this week.

I know it's a bit late...

But I want to thank you for nomming my George Formby Grill image, which ultimately got featured at VFP. I originally intended to do a whole article for the PLS about it but never got the time, I ended up cleaning windows instead. I'm not surprised some people didn't get it but I'm glad to see a lot did. Cheers! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:14, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Blocking IP 217.23.230.5

BTW, just wanted you to know that 217.23.230.5 is a school IP and not a sole person.

Your Views

hi, could you just pop on IRC, want your take on something. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:18, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

ED

The only reason i vandalized their site was because they were being dicks, anyways I'm done writing about ED, there are much better things to write about. --Uncle J 23:27, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

The problem with vandalising their site in our name means that more people come from them to vandalise ours. The more people we can cut out of the cycle at our end, and the more people they can do the same with, the better. It means we can just get on with creating funny articles on our own site. Everybody wins. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah, you got a point there Mhaille, I don't want them coming over here and fucking things up, My friend Jeff thought it would be funny to post DDE over on their site just to see what they'd do, he posted it on wikipedia too just for shits and giggles (it lasted over a day before they noticed it). Anyways the ED people got pissed and started calling Uncyclopedia gay so Jeff started spamming them, I decided to participate and then they found out who i was, not that I care, they are all like 13. But I don't want to bring ruin onto uncyclopedia by an onslaught of vandals. I've contributed far too much to this site to see it get fucked up. I'll leave them alone man, don't worry about it. Peace --Uncle J 23:34, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Fernando

Please don't remove the User:NEKO.ca/Fernando template from everything. I put it where necessary. Please don't bully me. NEKO.ca 13:24, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Wasn't bullying you. Was in the middle of posting a message on your talk page explaining why we don't allow Vanity pages on Uncyclopedia. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Not a vanity page. Just a character. I just wanted to create awareness... NEKO.ca 14:03, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

A character from what? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Some manga/anime I'm creating. Expect it by 2009. K? NEKO.ca 14:06, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Thing is if I allow it for you then EVERYONE will want to be able to add their own thing to Uncyclopedia. The usual way we judge if something is not vanity is "does the subject have a Wikipedia article". If I don't delete it I'm pretty sure another Admin will. I can move a copy to your userspace if you want to keep it. Just make sure you don't spam links to it, as its likely to get you banned. I would however like to see your Manga..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

So far, I've only done character designs. (see canada-kawaii.deviantart.com) Anyway, sorry. NEKO.ca 14:30, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. Lots of people don't realise we have a Vanity Policy here. Have you thought of using something that uses vector graphics to produce your images, like Flash? If you have a scanner you can import your drawings into it and adapt them within the software. I've done it with a few things like that. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'm best with pen & paper... I vectorised one in Inkscape, and its filesize tripled! I may try to make one that's natively SVG. anyway, did you look at my DevArt page? NEKO.ca 14:54, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Sand Nippers

Hey, thanks for making User:DiZ/Sand Nipper, but like I said on IRC, I already had a back-up at User talk:DiZ/Contributions. I was planning to fix the article up a bit and move it to the namespace anyways. I think I'll do it now. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:17, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Image Request

Sorry I couldn't tell you on IRC. I was having CGI problems *and then* I had to wash the car. :( Anyway, might as well go on with it. I would like a chopin' of this image. I need Sophia in camoflage, (Jungle, Desert, Arctic, whatever, your choice.) The red backround, could it be a match to Sophia in jungle/desert/arctic/whatever camo? And those Feathers (?), can they be replaced with a warplane? Like a F6F Hellcat? Take as much time as you like, and you don't have to get strted right away. I'll give you a award when you're done. :) sorry about quitting out on IRC. :) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:09, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Kirsten Dunst

Hi, I recently wrote a page on Johnny Borrell but it has been deleted as a vanity page becuase my username is Johnny Borrell. I am not actually Johnny Borrell, he is the famously shit lead singer of the famous and shit band Razorlight. Fair enough if you knew this but just thought the article was literary piss, but I will kill myself.

--Johnny Borrell 17:57, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Cheers for gettting it back up, I'll let you know when it's finished.

--Johnny Borrell 00:13, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

The article has a few images now and I've done just about all I want to do to it, so would it be possible to get it on the main server?

--Johnny Borrell 18:07, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Antonia Bayle

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF CREATING THIS PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL YOU KEEP DELETING IT!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick note

Please don't delete things in my talkspace. --Algorithm 21:37, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey Algo. Thought it was a cock up, actually. The page began with a "/". -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Don't delete pages in progress

I agree with that person who didn't sign after adding "Antonia Bayle." Pages shouldn't be deleted when they are under construction. Why did you delete "Attaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!" I was going to extend it to be sort of like AAAAAAAAA!, and now I find that it got deleted. Even though I put the "construction" template on it! 24.62.234.209 19:32, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

It was deleted because it just said Attaaaaaaaaaack! a lot and was a tired rip off of AAAAAAAA!, which has been done to death. I appreciate that you put a construction tag on it, but quality control would have picked it up at some point. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Deletion notice

Do we get told if our pages get deleted? It would be sad if they died without a last wish.

Hi, it depends really. If an article looks like a bit of work has gone into it, but there is a specific reason why it can't exist on the site, if its a Vanity article for example or just if its crap, then a reason is usually given. If its a one-liner than is probably never going to be expanded a few admins will put the same level of work into detailing the reason why it was deleted or in contacting the author. :)

Are we talking about a specific event, or is this just a general question? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

#uncyc

Hey, some twit is flooding the channel and there's no admin around...can you check it out please?--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:46, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

eh, Tomaw got most of it, there's a couple idiots still on now, but controllable--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 16:01, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Malay

There is a major edit war going on there, could you semi protect it? Thanks. ~ 09:07, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, have a pint on me. Or a coup of tea. Whichever comes first. ~ 13:49, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

A pint of tea it is..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

erm...you might wanna take a look at this. Apparently we formed a Judo-Brit alliance on the poor bastard. ~ 16:34, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

That fair brings a tear to my eye. Makes it all worthwhile. Now, lets DO the WTC. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)