User talk:Methamphetamine!

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Who are you again?[edit source]

Welcome back! Pup 12:37 25 Feb '12

I'm not really that back, just popping in. Methamphetamine Was Here 02:00, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
It's as exciting as when my mother remembers my birthday. Pup 02:05 25 Feb '12
Exactly. Unless she has Alzheimer's, then it's not at all. Methamphetamine Was Here 20:44, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

Crystal Meth[edit source]

WEED IS MY ONE TRUE DRUG (and on occasion LSD) --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 01:34, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

I made this username five years ago, and I've moved onto tar. Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-01-25 04:57 UTC)

In case you're still alive...[edit source]

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC [TALK] 16:59 Jun 7 2014

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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