User talk:LilypadBell

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Welcome![edit source]

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Hello there![edit source]

Since you're interested in proofreading, want to help me out? This article badly needs it. I've been on it for a while now. I have proofed most of it, up to §15 - Military. Could use some help in finishing what I started. Just leave a note (in the edit description) of how much you've proofed, or which section/s. Would be great if you're actually interested. Thanks. --Tumb13weed (talk) 21:40, 29 June 2013 (UTC)

Sure! I'll go now. Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 12:43, 30 June 2013 (UTC)

Free spam[edit source]

Hello! Thank you for voting for Probability theory and would you like to subscribe to the UnSignpost? Anton (talk) 14:21, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Sure, I'd love to get spam news on a regular basis. Sign me up! Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 14:28, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
I am afraid you will receive it sometime today. Maybe tomorrow. By the way, you can also subscribe yourself for the uncyclowiki UnSignpost (if you are still interested in what's happening there). But I bet it will be a lot of sp... news for you. Anton (talk) 14:32, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Or I can also subscribe you there myself, as it is a bit more complicated than here. Anton (talk) 14:32, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
I bet I can do it myself. But thanks, anyway! ( I didn't even know UnSignpost existed until now.) Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 14:41, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

There, you have to add your username to the list. The link is provided on the UnSignpost page (just search for UnSignpost there) Anton (talk) 14:48, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit source]

Here it is and enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 18:41, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
STOP... SIGNPOST TIME!!


Anton (talk) 13:45, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

News (from none other than Moi)[edit source]

Welp. I created a real-life page. Magazine now has been born. Did I do this right? Countdown to QVFD: 13 hours 55 minutes... Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 03:53, 29 March 2014 (UTC)

Cool. I haven't read it yet but somehow I have a feeling it's not qvfd worthy and may actually be pretty good. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 03:59, 29 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Aww, thank you. I'm so flattered. :) Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 04:01, 29 March 2014 (UTC)
I've read it now - you have a good concept there and it's pretty well written, though I might consider making it a bit longer. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:04, 29 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With No Ambitions, Goals, Hopes or Dreams!

– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:30, 5 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way they did!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:09, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:39, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:19 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:14 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:14 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now With 0 Trans Fat!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:59, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper the Whole Family Must Enjoy!

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit source]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.

(Talk page message)[edit source]

Hi! This account's not compromised, I just logged on for the first time in a while and started pokeing around here again.

Account blocked infinitely?[edit source]

Is this message on the talk plage enough to let you know it's not a compromised account? Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 15:56, 4 August 2021 (UTC)

Sorry, I've unblocked you. Please take a complimentary shampoo bottle as compensation (T&Cs apply, over-18s only, extended warranty does not apply). ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  17:44, 4 August 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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