User talk:Joe9320/Archive 3

RAAAAAAAAPE

Nice meeting you! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 08:48, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

Goa Tse Clan question

Question not application--if someone signs up, do they get credit for work they've already done, or do they have to start from scratch? And is it all right if they also work for a different conspiracy (or even four or five different conspiracies)? Not that I'm a part of any conspiracies, of course. I'm not talking about me anyway. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:06, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Pokemon thingy

That game is up for VFD. If I were you and wanted to keep it I'd ask an admin to move it to your namespace. Nominally Humane! some timeWednesday, 21:13, Mar 10 2010 UTC

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:34, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Your edits on IC

I appreciate the fact you've been a part of Imperial Colonization for a long time, and have worked on more colonizations than almost anyone else.

However, I do want to make some comments about your edits.

On Batman, your edits are here. You have Bruce Wayne doing a dance and acting silly. But the article as outlined there is dark, with a little of the feel of Poe and Lovecraft. Also in the article Bruce Wayne is heavily sedated and completely restrained--but you have him dancing, waving his arms, etc. Your edits were completely off track, and were therefore reverted.

On Creationism, the only edit by you that I found was one, which was reverted as it was the opposite of the guidelines for the article.

So in both the articles I oversaw as head of IC, your edits were reverted as not fitting the article.

I'm going to ignore Transformers as, frankly, I'm not sure where that was supposed to go anyway. Also I wasn't in charge of IC then anyway.

I wasn't in charge of God either, but will comment. The consensus was to do the article about God the Gambler. But you addedthis about God making a breakfast cereal, which doesn't seem to connect to the concept. To be fair, you also added links, which were useful. But again, I'm using that only as an example as I wasn't even in IC then--my concern is with Creationism and Batman.

In the future, please carefully read the concept of an article and read what's been written already. I went ahead and gave you credit on Batman even though, frankly, as far as I can see none of your edits were used. But for future articles, please work hard to stay on topic. If none of your edits on our next colonization fit the article, you will not be given credit. If it continues, I will move you off the active membership list.

If you'd like to be a part of setting the direction for an article, you can do so now at Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/Discordianism. Thanks for listening, and I hope this will inspire you to be a productive member of IC. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:25, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:08, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Promotion to Rear Admiral

Rear Admiral of Imperial Colonization
This loyal subject colonizes savage lands for the Glory of the Empire and is recognized as Rear Admiral of Her Majesty's Imperial Navy.

Whereas you have helped with 10 Imperial Colonizations that successfully subdued the wild natives, therefore be your elevation proclaimed. To the Glory of Her Majesty! User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:52, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Emo Thanks

You made an emo girl happy! Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you. Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?

--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:35, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum

---

Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Mecca Vice will skip your home

"Much thanks!"

--Funnybony    06:45, May 3

FYI

I have Read your submission and have recorded my first impressions. (I used helium balloons to make my voice more hilarious for the recordings.) Soon I will review the history and other stuff & junk to finalize a score for you and the other contestants. That is all.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 May 2010 ~ 06:22 (UTC)

You thought I forgot?

Thanks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:48, 1 July 2010

How do you know me?

Judging by this you seem to know me from somewhere...no? Sincerly,GEORGIEGIBBONS 20:56, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, don't worry. I found out what it really was. I hope <insert name here> has fun here :). GEORGIEGIBBONS 11:46, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

The template that I'll never change

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:50, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

---

These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise

Funny: Uncyclopedia Kitten Huffing. Just ... Kitten Huffing. '... so please, do not huff too hard.' Everything Savethemooses has done, really. ... with SAVINGS!!! Wait, what?

(1473 entries were redacted for space reasons—ed.)

'He should write a song about what he had done!' Just how he describes the aftermath ... genius. Their page on TV Tropes, anyone? You're kidding, right? Your Mileage May Vary, I guess. I thought for sure that was a Wall Banger.

TV Tropes is a feature! So I guess, even though I disowned it, I should thank you for your vote on VFH. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[21:08 29 Jul 2010]

Draft

Your turn, Joe. Go here —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:25, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

K, So Here's the Deal

You're either going to make your pick, or let us autopick for you based upon the Yahoo! predraft ratings. What you're not going to do is waste mine and other people's time. So decide. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:45, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I autopicked for you--you have Ray Rice, who, Yahoo!, is the highest rated player remaining at the position to checked off on that nifty chart of mine. So yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:29, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

I am eternally grateful! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:33, 10 August 2010

ありがとうございます

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[00:00 18 Aug 2010]

Russo-Japanese Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I'm considering changing this template, but it probably won't happen.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:58, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

---

I made the league

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

• League ID: 512953
• Custom League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/uncyclopedia_2010
• Password: guildy

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:35, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

We saw the sign that said "No Salesmen or Agents" but we came in anyway

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[15:07 24 Aug 2010]

I noticed you have yet to make your team on Yahoo!

Please do so as soon as you are able. Here are some important things to know:

• League ID: 512953
• Password: guildy
• Where to go: [1]
• Custom League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/uncyclopedia_2010

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:29, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Make a team, dammit! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:16, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Avast me hearties!

By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again! Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar. Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes.

(See also: Forum:Drumming up the IC furor!)

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase (Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

UFFL 2010 Kickoff

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

• this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).

• this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Thank You!

^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 18:03, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Your Efforts Are Appreciated!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELL!! Your vote of confidence is crucial for our continued efforts to realize the galactic potential of Judgment Inc. Teamwork will be essential in the pursuit of our goals and we appreciate your patience during this transitional phase of our growing company and it's subsidiaries. I can assure you that your sacrifices are being noted and the management team suggests that you to read the book of Job as many times as possible in order to make your life seem more like paradise by comparison. Don't forget that first born males are due by the end of the fiscal year so don't delay submitting your offering. Thanks!

--    10:59, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

You're my first opponent for the UFFL

Prepare to die viciously. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:26,7September,2010

Starting Lineup

You've got to go to Yahoo! and adjust your starting lineup, dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:29, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

If you are reading this you are The Last Man on Earth

If you are reading this you are the last man on earth. Photoshop no longer exists because women don't know how to use anything other than your credit card on the computer. Thank you for voting for The Last Man on Earth to be featured on the front page. If you are a woman and you read this, I thank you and hope you forgive me for the previous sexist comment. It was all in jest....most of it. --Dr. Fenwick 21:53, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Trade

I proposed a trade to you in fantasy football. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:06, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Spammy spammy spam spam spam

Thank you from Black flamingo & Sog for joining the Kate Bush fan club. Now as promised, here is your own personal copy of that image, to treasure forever.

Jack Dempsey thanks you

Uncyclopedia vs. Wikipedia --- and much thanks for making Jack a hit on VFH – from humble servants of the farce, Aleister and Funnybony

--Funnybony    22:00, Oct 6

I...

Noticed you and the Goa Tse Clan haven't really been updating the UnCyC store. So I was wondering if you, as head of the Goa Tse Clan, would be willing to transfer ownership/co-ownership of UnCyC to either me or the Grue Army. At least at a minimum we have plenty of surplus war meterial to sell off, and this seems to be the way to do it. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 14:37, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

A box.

Don't open it. It's on your patio. It contains something you may or may not appreciate.

On an entirely unrelated note, thanks for your vote for Wrists on VFH. I swear this is entirely unrelated... Terry? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 16:57 (UTC)

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

Hey, I don't know if you want this.

This user was a judge in the November 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!

But I made it incase any of the judges want it. I'm a judge to so... Ya. After the whole thing is said and done, I'll chavge it so it says: "This user was a judge in the 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!".

Thank you. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 21:28, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ta

Thank you for voting my 40th feature this has enabled me to receive free electro-convulsive aversion therapy.--Sog1970 21:47, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Party features page

That was hilarious. I hope you don't mind the additions I made. You don't have a feature, ay? What is your best page, let's see if we can remedy this error. Aleister 21:52 16 11

p.s. Damn, I've never looked at your user page. It's beautiful! Wow. And you've written a boatload of stuff!

Punji Stick

Much thanks for your vote. Now you have reduced the odds of stepping on a punji stick by 0.11%. Cheers!--Funnybony    08:26, Nov 20

Participation Template

Thanks for participating in this past season of UFFL fantasy football. Here is a template for said participation:

'The 2010 Purple Pigskin of Participation'

This user participated in the UFFL's 2010 season.

For his/her participation, he/she has received this template.

---

All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:25, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hi there..

Joe, you'll be one of our tie breaker judges, if for whatever reason the judges cannot fulfill a final verdict you will judge the articles in the category and you will give a result:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:14, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)