User talk:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Hey why did I get removed from this? --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 21:24, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

You started a flame with the UNATO guys. One that I ended up derailing. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Pax good. Unpax ungood. You start ungood unpax, you are ungood. Ungood is unpartymember. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:13, Sep 24

+2 requests[edit source]

I can see you have changed you policy for registration, which was a good idea because the site was linked from nowhere that i could see making it hard to find. However, two new proles have just registered there. I directed the prole user:Stfuyou there before reading the update. Thanks Premier, --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:36, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

Can I like, tender my resignation or something? It's not that I don't like Unsoc, it's just I'm trying to get myself out of the whole...group thing, ya know? "I work alone" and all that such. Uh yeah...so let me know then. -RAHB 22:35, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

You can sign as independant. You don't need to work with the party if you don't wish to. I just assumed that you wanted to keep the seat with the same party. ~ Tophatsig.png 6/01/2008 @ 23:51
Oh no it's not that. I know I can sign independent, I just decided not to this time around. Though I guess I don't really have to work with the party to be in the party. I dunno, do whatever's simpler. Yeah there's no real correlation between my register decision and my party decision though. -RAHB 23:56, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
I'll take your account to the memory hole. I'd like to keep the account there since it makes the Valjuta have a better value, but if you request it, it's gone. ~ Tophatsig.png 7/01/2008 @ 02:08
Yeah, keep it around, that's fine. I'm not trying to erase history or anything, just resigning from the group. Thanks. -RAHB 02:14, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Help?[edit source]

Please allow me to edit the currently locked page on Wikipedia.

Some very important information is missing! The words Wikipedian, Wikipedia administrator (or admin) are all synonymous with the term BULLY, and should be included, and linked to the article on BULLY.

Also, and closely related, one of Wikipedia's main goals is bullying, and should appear in the article! Thanks! BlondeWarriorPrincess 17:07, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

You need to discuss this with an administrator. Unsoc does not have the power to do these things, nor does the Grue Army, UNATO, or any other group. ~ Tophatsig.png 11/01/2008 @ 21:30

I am baffled? Why have you contacted me? Want to be my 18th husband? cool. BlondeWarriorPrincess 03:27, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

I am chairman of Unsoc and have domain over this page. You asked a question or request of some sort, and I had answered. ~ Tophatsig.png 12/01/2008 @ 03:29

Resignation[edit source]

I joined this when it started, thinking "Why the hell not?". However, not being a fan of roleplaying, and not being a very active Uncyclopedian, I hereby resign from my position. If I wish to join again, I will register on the main site. I can't be arsed to translate this into Newspeak, and seeing as I'm no longer affiliated with you any more, I don't feel any need to. Good luck with your Orwellian nightmare. The torture instruments are on me. —PongoV2(talk|cont) 20:37, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Just a thought...[edit source]

We at PiTech are developing a Communist 65 Computer for the Valjuta store. You Accept? Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

I doubt many people are still hanging around here... it's kind of gone dead. And it's founder, Mr. Pirat, has left Uncyclopedia. - [07:28 12 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Not true! UNSOC must live! Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:50, Nov 25
I second, third, and fourth that nessage. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:52, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
I would like a good nessage right about now... Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:45, Dec 15