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Audio
Thanks for doing the audio on my Tennessee drug dealers article. I'm just going to have a listen now. :-) Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 11:14, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
- Excellent, I love it. You've done Sheriff Thrash's voice precisely how I imagined it while writing! Rabbi Techno
kvetch 
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FOXES 11:24, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
What the...
Okay, so you slang off at Abe Vigoda (which may not be feature worthy but not worth that vehement criticism) and you slang off at the latest IC project (to which you contributed... ummm... nothing) and then bugger off for a couple of months. Hmmm... do you mind if we don't miss your contributions? Pup
- I apologise for that last post. Came across the comments on on the two items that were mentioned followed by the comment on your page and thought that you were having a hissy fit and buggering off, as I've seen that happen a couple of times this week, and as I have some admiration for what you've done in the past, I had an emotional response that came out prior to reflected thought. Of course I was only speaking for myself, and as such this apology for my knee-jerk reaction is a personal one as well. I'd blame poor timing, but the reality is it's my own stupid fault.
- Having said all that, there is something that you stated that you weren't going to justify - opinions don't need to be justified. In an effort to improve it though, do you have a concept that would be an improvement, as I'm half hearted on doing something that is semi-related, but would like to get your feedback first. Pup
Hey Nate
You'sa big poopy head! I hope you get gay bowel syndrome from some gay on Conservapedia! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:12, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Re: Re: Hey Nate
Hmm... How would I know your real name? Simple. I'm one of your contacts Y!A. Now, I believe you owe me a helper monkey. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:11, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Thanks alot
But i think i got the concept of uncyclopedia :D. Anyways if I don't understand anything I will be sure to ask you. :D – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jurgenalbanian (talk • contribs)
On pee
Hi EMC, just a quick note about PEEING. The idea about membership is you complete 5 in-depth reviews before you're in. From the list, it looks like you've done 2, with a possible third recently (haven't checked it yet), so that leaves 2 or 3 more before you're in. If that sounds needlessly picky, it may well be, but it's worked up to now, so I ain't for fixin' it! Anyway, it's good to see you about generally, and it would be good to have you on board when the requirements are met, so, uh yeah. That's it - bye! --UU - natter 
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MadMax 19:27, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Hookhead
Sorry I couldn't respond since I was on vacation, but hey, nice article. :) ~ 
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
6/08/2009 @ 20:04
tl;dr
.... :( Woody On Fire! 
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:53, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for helping make Six Hats a feature...
...and this is where I'm supposed to have made a really exciting template, but it's easier for me to just write this once and then cut and paste it a bunch of times. Pup
Thank you =)
Hi there, I know this isn't exactly a personal favor or anything, but I wanted to thank you for this, as being the Founder I appreciate anyone that gets us a bit of attention.
So... yeah, glad you like UnAnswers, and thanks again. 1½ (T C E) 09:54, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!
The Newspaper that just got hijacked by Woody and Ape. Mwhahahaha!
Date August 13th, 2009 • Issue 60 • Taking the News, Making it Better
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UnSignpost Editor Disappears; UnSignpost Suffers Mysterious Drop in Quality August 10, 2009 - a date which will live in infamy. Gerrycheevers, the UnSignpost's handsome, talented, and, often times, only editor announced his leave of absence in order to head west, and make a name for himself. In an UnSignpost Exclusive, Gerry talked at length about his final destination and the exciting journey he expects. "[I'll be heading to] north dakota. [I reckon I'll take the famous Oregon Trail, driving a horse and buggy, herding cattle, planting seeds of injustice wherever I may.]" How long this move out west will take is unknown by all but our best psychics, and since Gerry has them trained to bite anyone who come near, we'll go with Gerry's approximate date of August 21. If all of our readers miss Gerry (and we have a feeling that, one paragraph in, you already do), please drop him a line. Tell him how much he is missed. Tell him that if he ever leaves again, we won't be so forgiving. Just tell him something. We don't want to have to do this without him again. In an unrelated note, the UnSignpost - usually a shining example of grammatical correctness, good spelling, and hilarity - seems to have hit a drop in quality for this week's issue. The reasons for these changes seem to be a mystery to everyone. As far as we can tell, the problems that have arisen are completely arbitrary. The reasons for this change in quality have been the talk of the community this week. Some have suggested the recent meteor shower has caused an influx of gamma radiation into our atmosphere, creating a negative energy all over the Earth, and thus causing our writing abilities to falter. Under User stupidly blamed all of this on the change in editors, saying "Good to see we're keeping the time-honoured Signpost tradition of the revolving door to the editor's office alive and well. Although now Woody's in there, that should probably be a 'revolting' door." Bastard. Uncyclopedian creates Trivia Bot, ruins everything
EMC let loose his bot on the nerds, perverts and middle-aged alcoholics of #uncyclopedia, leading to even less constructive conversation then usual. Instead, the channel is mostly filled with dozens of people shouting random words in the hopes of being awarded meaningless points. Some, however, have pointed out that the only real difference between this and the way things were before is the awarding of points. Not content with destroying one channel, however, EMC subsequently decided to bring his bot to ##turtle,the exciting new channel with the dubious honour of being "the BHOP of IRC" (but with less Bad Shroom), which also served as a staging post for a recent troll invasion of Yahoo! Answers. EMC was unavailable for comment when I was throwing this piece together in five minutes. He is presumed to be sitting in a cave somewhere stroking his large red crayon and laughing dementedly. New Editors Have Trouble Matching up Left and Right Sides In a startling development, the newest editors of the UnSignpost are proving to be quite inept at lining up the left and right sides of Post's template. It seems that our penchant for placing more and more boxes on the right side of the page has defeated the natural aesthetic of the Post's two-even-sides strategy. While this is a problem, it does seem to be fixable. Namely, by adding this headline and story. Is this just an obvious cry for help, that we are unable to do this without Gerry? Probably. But since our hostile takeover has proven quite |
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Talkpage
Hey I tried to convert my talkpage into somethink like the tillage dump like I have seen some other people do. I tried it on User:Piemuffin/talk. it doesn't seem to be working. Any suggestions for your adoptee? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 02:56, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!
The Newspaper that WILL win Zombiebaron back, damn it.
Date August 20th, 2009 • Issue 61 • Where no news is normal news
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Fantasy Football Draft Finished  After four weeks of red-hot eight-man free fantasy football league draft action, the first Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League (UFFL) Draft is finally at a close: Uncyclopedia regular and DiBiase's Millions general manager The Woodburninator made Arizona Cardinals' Kicker Neil Rackers Mr. Irrelevant on the afternoon of August 21th, 2009, a mere 26 hours after the previous pick had been made. Afterward, League Commissioner and noted Nazi sympathizer Guildensternenstein promised to make all subsequent Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League official actions run much more smoothly. He vowed he would "put the drafted players on their respective fantasy teams" at some point "after I'm done writing this story for the UnSignpost and before I go see Inglorious Bastards later tonight." The draft itself was varied, and picks ranged from the predictable (Vikings' running back Adrian Peterson taken first overall) to the even more predictable (Falcons' running back Michael Turner taken with second overall pick) to the fairly predictable (Drew Brees, Peyton Manning and Tom Brady being the first three quarterbacks taken) to the downright wild. Notable steals include Guildy's nabbing of Chris Johnson in Round 5, Woody's snagging of Aaron Rodgers in Round 6, and Bradaphraser's criminal steal of Dallas tight end Jason Witten. For every good pick, there was a bad one, however: in moves that would make Al Davis proud, LongLiverh3 took Philadelphia's No. 3 receiver while their No. 1 and No. 2 receivers were still on the board, made 30th ranked tight end L.J. Smith the second overall tight end picked, and made Baltimore QB Joe Flacco his backup quarter back while the likes of Matt Schaub, Jay Cutler, Ben Roethlisberger and Eli Manning were still available. LongLiver could not be reached for comment. New UnSignpost Editor already having trouble filling up space; Falls upon pointless gimmicks, self-references, long article titles to fill void  In a move that has surprised literally 0% of the Uncyclopedia UnSignpost community, the newest UnSignpost editor has already hit a wall in trying to think up new articles for the post. Well, that's not actually true. First he wrote a story trying to beg Zombiebaron to re-subscribe for the post. Then he actually looked at Zombiebaron's userpage to find out that he was actually leaving the site. Needless to say, the presses were called back, and more writing had to be done. Namely, this. Now, we at the post already know what you are thinking. But, since putting those things into print is outlawed in 36 states, two Canadian provinces, and all of Lithuania, we will instead reference the fact that there have been an awful lot of self-referencing in the UnSignpost lately. For that we are truly sorry. Also, we are sorry for self-referencing our own self-referencing. It is truly a problem that continues to build upon itself. We hope to soon continue with the top notch reporting that is so often found in our hallowed archives. Such as the time we wrote about Spang's village dump conquests, or the time we self-referenced how the UnSignpost's lovable mascot, "Dognewspaper" had not been in the Unsignpost for over nine months. Or that time we wrote about the Fantasy Football Draft being finished. Yes, all of those times were good. And we plan - nae, promise - to, in the very near future, continue bringing those kinds of articles to your doorstep. That is, if you don't mind finding a bit of drool upon it. |
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Thanks!
Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.
Your support is greatly appreciated.
—Guildy
—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
RIP TED KENNEDY
RIP TED KENNEDY. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:54, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks!
Thank you very much for helping to make me August 2009's Writer of the Month.
This is hands down one of the best moments I've had on Uncyclopedia. And you helped make it possible. Thank you.
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UnSignpost 4th September
The newspaper that missed an issue and no-one even noticed.
Date September something-or-other, 2009 • Issue 63 • Nobody reads this bit anyway
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Left alone to write the entire UnSignpost, Ape delivers sub-par, mostly self-referential issue "What happened to the signpost?" was the question on literally nobody's lips this week, as Uncyclopedia's favourite newspaper which everyone loves to read but no-one can be bothered to write for took another step on the long slow descent to obscurity. However, our intrepid hero, i.e. me, soon discovered the enormity of the task that lay ahead of him. Boxes had to be filled, interesting and thought-provoking forums had to be discovered and linked to, block logs had to be accessed and trawled for witty comments (unsuccessfully, as it turned out) and this article and presumably another one below it had to be written. "I never thought it could be this hard," Ape told himself, with sexual innuendo very much intended. "How did Gerrycheevers keep finding stuff to write about? There doesn't really seem to be much happening around here. I mean, I could start whoring my newest articles under the flimsy guise of self-referential irony, but that would be shit really. Who wants to see that? Nobody, that's who." However, in the absence of anything funny or clever to say, our hero, (who is gradually being revealed to be more of an anti-hero, like Alex in A Clockwork Orange, except with no sense of style) proceeded to do exactly that, shamelessly whoring two articles (which, if anything, evince his decline as a comedy writer), eliciting a universal chorus of groans and boos from all who had the misfortune to read it. An appeal to the Uncyclopedia community Seriously guys, if you don't want any more shitty issues like this I'm going to need help, or else the signpost is going to die like all the other well-intentioned projects that nobody bothers with. What we need is:
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-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost Randomber 34th
The only newspaper that Codeine's mum has randomized
Date August 27th, 2009: THE RANDOM ISSUE • Issue 62 • Because the truth is not random enough
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Random Headline
 At 9:18 a.m., nunchucks assassinated a silly. While codpiece was cruising, a comma suddenly frozen. Nightingale that forgets song is hummingbird. Jenny Talia dehydrates tofu! Priest programs a clavichord! BASKETBALL' HIGH WAGES'! Nine times out of ten, oryx programs knifes! Did the ice hockey player fornicate...
Equally important, destroying lower Ghana cancelled wolverine a Dworc Goblin groom Damien Brown spaghetti fork Nymph Fri. home theater systems Kraid Spawnlet year's supply of beer deadly overpowered shiny pirate-pistol a sock 0 Belgian. furfag.!!11!one Babe Ruth was a total Bitch! Look, I'm not saying he wasn't good at baseball! I'm not trying to destroy your great baseball heroes. But let's not kid ourselves here. Babe Ruth was a complete and total bitch. Come on. He couldn't catch the ball. And he whined at the umpires when people called him fat (even though he totally was). And he always talked about how much his feelings were hurt by people trying to buy him a beer. Signpost Has Gone Officially Bat fuck Insane
Due to frequent lack of interest and excitement, this UnSignpost issue has now gone totally insa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Genital wart in the left politician! BOMB IRAN! HEIL CAJEK! hub caps. 8. |
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At the same time, please think of the Lady s! —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:46, 7 September 2009
May I have a word?
After some dedicated reading, I've determined you are my favorite Uncyclopedia writer. Staircase CUNt 22:18, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Please stop reverting Forum:Imperial Colonization 3: The Revenge
I know you're an oldtimer here I checked. I'm still pretty new. I'm sure you're just joking. But you're insulting somebody you've never even talked to, and continuing to do it. I'm not a celebrity, I'm just a girl who's here trying to help. Other people have joked about me too, but they are people I've talked to here and people who helped me out. They started joking gently and saw if it bothered me or not. It didn't, so they did it even more, which was cool. Now they say I get drunk a lot, which isn't true, or have slept with over 900 guys, which totally isn't true. But that's OK because I joke back with them. After I get to know you, maybe I'll feel different. But I've never even talked to you, and you haven't stopped. Please stop, Ok? Thanks. 
DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:16, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Miley Spears and Electrified mocha chinchilla: Miscommunication
I realize I'm butting in here, But Miley Spears was the person who welcomed me and adopted me, and I've dealt with these types of conflict resolutions on other wikis. Fortunately, I think I've found the root of the conflict. I've gone through the history of the conflict, and posted my personal conclusion below.
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100258&oldid=4100239
Revision as of 21:34, September 11, 2009
On the Imperial Colonization 3:The Revenge page (IC3:TR), Optimuschris had teased Miley Spears, saying she promised she would post some topless pictures if Imperial Colonization got 50 members. Miley joked back.
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100768&oldid=4100287
Revision as of 02:48, September 12, 2009
On the IC3:TR page, Electrified mocha chinchilla posted a photo of a naked obese man with a caption identifying the man as Miley Spears:
[[File:0 chatroom.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[User:Miley Spears|Miley]] IRL. Join the IC so we can see moar n00dz of this hottie. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 02:48, September 12, 2009 (UTC)]]
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100808&oldid=4100795
Revision as of 03:07, September 12, 2009
On the IC3:TR page, Miley changed the caption with the note "fix this."
[[File:0 chatroom.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Do you want to see this pic, or what [[User:Miley Spears|Miley]] has waiting for us? Join the IC and see what she's got! --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 02:48, September 12, 2009 (UTC) edited by [[User:A Completely Anonymous User|A Completely Anonymous User]] 03:07, September 12, 2009 (UTC)]]
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100822&oldid=4100808
Revision as of 03:13, September 12, 2009
On the IC3:TR page, EMC reverted Miley's edit with the note "REVORT! REVORT!"
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100834&oldid=4100822
Revision as of 03:22, September 12, 2009
On the IC3:TR page, Miley reverted EMC's revert.
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100893&oldid=4100891
Revision as of 03:57, September 12, 2009
On the IR3:TR page, after a few intervening edits, EMC replaced the section Miley had added with his original version that said she was the naked overweight man with the note "I WIN U LOZE"
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100899&oldid=4100893
Revision as of 04:02, September 12, 2009
On the IR3:TR page, Miley reverted EMC's edit with the note "please stop reverting this I am not laughing >:("
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100901&oldid=4100899
Revision as of 04:04, September 12, 2009
On the IR3:TR page, EMC reverted it again with the note "REVORT"
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AMiley_Spears&diff=4100905&oldid=4100536
Revision as of 04:06, September 12, 2009
On Miley Spears' talk page, EMC posted a note:. ==HAY U== You're breaking my forum. Stop it naow. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 04:06, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AElectrified_mocha_chinchilla&diff=4100922&oldid=4093778
Current revision as of 04:16, September 12, 2009
On EMC's talk page, Miley posted a message:
==Please stop reverting Forum:Imperial Colonization 3: The Revenge== I know you're an oldtimer here I checked. I'm still pretty new. I'm sure you're just joking. But you're insulting somebody you've never even talked to, and continuing to do it. I'm not a celebrity, I'm just a girl who's here trying to help. Other people have joked about me too, but they are people I've talked to here and people who helped me out. They started joking gently and saw if it bothered me or not. It didn't, so they did it even more, which was cool. Now they say I get drunk a lot, which isn't true, or have slept with over 900 guys, which totally isn't true. But that's OK because I joke back with them. After I get to know you, maybe I'll feel different. But I've never even talked to you, and you haven't stopped. Please stop, Ok? Thanks. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 04:16, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AMiley_Spears&diff=4100924&oldid=4100905
Revision as of 04:17, September 12, 2009
On Miley's talk page, Miley posted a response to EMC's post. She wrote: Please see my note on your talk page. I do not find this funny. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 04:17, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100929&oldid=4100901
Revision as of 04:24, September 12, 2009
On the IC3:TR page, Miley reverted the Ic page back with the note "Please stop" She also added the section:
==Please stop== *'''Electrified mocha chinchilla''' will you please read my comment on your talk page before you revert this again? I don't even know you, and I do not find this funny. Thank you. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 04:24, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100933&oldid=4100929
Revision as of 04:34, September 12, 2009
On the IC3:TR page, EMC reverted to include the description of Miley Spears as a naked overweight man.
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AMiley_Spears&diff=4100935&oldid=4100924
Revision as of 04:37, September 12, 2009
On Miley's talk page, EMC posted:
::I'm sorry, but unless that really is a picture of you, there's no offense intended. It's all in good faith. Also, [[Uncyclopedia:What Uncyclopedia is not|Uncyclopedia is not censored]]. Cheers! --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 04:37, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100962&oldid=4100933
Revision as of 05:15, September 12, 2009
On the IR3:TR page, Miley posted a history of their messages, and added:
People have teased me, but they waited to see if I thought it was funny before they continued. I've told Electrified mocha chinchilla over and over again that I do not find it's funny, and he is continuing to do it. Some of you may think I'm just some stupid girl, but I will not be editing here again until this stops and this user is censured. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 05:15, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum%3AImperial_Colonization_3%3A_The_Revenge&diff=4100965&oldid=4100962
Revision as of 05:17, September 12, 2009
On the IC3:TR page, EMC posted:
Talk to me on the IRC. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 05:17, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Conclusion: Miley Spears has gained respect here in a short amount of time, and has laughed at teasing that bordered on harrassment, so she is not some overly sensitive user. Electrified mocha chinchilla is a long-standing user here, and has gained a great deal of respect. So what happened?
My suspicion is that, from EMC's point of view, it was a joking edit war. I'm guessing that EMC did not see Miley's notes on her posts that showed she really was upset. I also suspect that when he removed her post about the problem on the IC3:TR, he did so unintentionally, and didn't even know it was there. When he saw that Miley was upset, he said he was sorry, and stopped.
From Miley's point of view, she may have seen it as a joke first, or not. But she continued to post messages to EMC asking him to stop, and probably thought he had seen them and had reverted her comment asking him to stop purposely. Then, based on her comment, she apparently thought he reverted the page back to the caption she found offensive after he apologized, making his apology seem like a mockery to her. It would seem even more so if, after he ignored her wishes, he then said "talk to me on the IRC." I would imagine at this point talking to him would be the last thing she'd want to do.
Personally, I think EMC was a little forward posting a picture of an naked obese man and claiming, even as a joke, that it was a female user he had apparently never spoken to. But he likely also saw the comments that Miley was joking about posting topless photos, and was simply going along with the joke.
I do believe it would have been wise of EMC to have removed the photo, or to have changed the caption back to one that didn't offend Miley. I notice that Mordillo did that.
And no offense to Mordillo, but I think you missed the boat on this one. From Miley's perspective, she was being harrassed. It's true that I don't believe that was at all EMC's intent, but from her perspective it looks like a valid conclusion. Frankly when I first started looking at this, I was very, very pissed, and was on the edge of threatening to leave if this wasn't resolved myself. But looking at things in order, I think it was simply a misunderstanding. You were on the edge of losing Miley, a valuable editor, and in the future you might want to think about being more considerate of someone who's feelings were very, very hurt.
In my opinion, this was a classic misunderstanding. Thanks for listening. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 09:38, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
It's not your fault
I'm sorry I got so upset at you. I thought you were ignoring all my messages asking you to stop and then did it again after you said you were sorry. But Why do I need to provide this? figured it out and I see that's not what you were doing. I guess you didn't see the messages and you didn't revert after you saw I asked you not too. Really I think you could have taken the picture off when you knew it bothered me and I'm still a little upset about that. But anyway I'm not really mad about it now. But I am upset with Mordillo for saying it was "sheer idiocy" and "nonsense?" Maybe that doesn't bother you because you've been here so long. But I haven't been and it hurt me very much. An Admin is supposed to solve problems not make them worse! If somebody's upset an Admin who's supposed to be fixing things should not call somebody's feelings idiocy and nonsense! It doesn't matter if it's me that's true for anybody. Until he figured it out Why do I need to provide this? was ready to leave too. Anyway I see it was a misunderstanding. So can we shake hands? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 18:05, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
- Ladies, ladies, why can't we all just get along? Lets drop the drama and get on with the funnies. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Dude, it ended like two hours ago... Way to be late to the party. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:53, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Well uh... thank you
Thank you for... adopting me... or what ever it is you did. Anyway... Thanks. --DragonLizardJareth 23:41, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
The n00b Survival Guide
I'm going to go read your guide. I'm assuming this will instruct me in how to survive here. Speak to you when I get back. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 03:11, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
I just read it. Yes, I'm a fast reader. Thank goodness I'm a noob and not a n00b. I guess. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 03:11, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
By the way, it was completely unhelpful. And I liked it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 03:12, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
As you posted a response to my comments here on my talk page, I'll post my comment here on your talk page. That should completely confuse anyone who's trying to follow this discussion, but it will make it easier for us. Personally, I liked your misleading title, and found it pretty funny. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 20:45, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
need an Adopter
i was wondering if you choud help --Warioman September 21, 2009 (UTC)
ok then shoud i take my Adopter user box of my page --Warioman 17:58, September 21, 2009 (UTC) thx for the box edit --Warioman 14:49, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
how do you get images in boxes with text under it ----Warioman.exe 15:04, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
thx you ----Warioman.exe 14:47, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
how do code in youtube video is it just the code on youtube? also how do you do a phto gallary ----Warioman.exe 15:20, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost September 10/17
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!
Date September 17th, 2009 • Issue 64 • Consistently Declining Readership Since 2008!
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Uncyclopedians Continue Hostile Takeover of Wikimedia
This week, noted user Electrified mocha chinchilla got a short but somewhat hostile reply from the lackluster Wikimedia Foundation. After telling truths to the company such as taking control over Wikipedia and how Uncyclopedia is 104% fact, a Wikipedia Foundation employee under the subtle disguise "Philippe XXXXXX" replied in a manner that was both honorable and robust. Confounded by the foundation's kindness, e|m|c quickly replied with a rebuttal seeming more like a terrorist threat like a thank-you note. Even though Uncyclopedia has not managed to even get off Wikia's back, some users have a bright, world domination-esque outlook to the future. UFFL Update  Week One of the UFFL season was full of thrills, spills, birth control pills, and shitty rhymes. The John Curry All-Stars bested The Oklahoma City Storm 93.08 – 74.54 after a sub-par performance from offensive giants Larry Fitzgerald and Michael Turner on the Storm side, not to mention the controversial decision to sit starting quarterback and country singer enthusiast Tony Romo. The appropriately-named Dudes edged Cheddar’s Doritians 98.42 – 96.06, despite the fact that Dudes manager Frank Zappa was high the entirety of the game. Injuries to key Doritian players Donovan McNabb and LaDainian Tomlinson made the loss extra-hard to swallow. The not-so-domestic Domestic Team Name blew out DiBiase’s Millions 112.82 – 67.16—a loss which caused Millions’ manager Woody Onfire to question the not-sucking-ness of his team publicly. Finally, Sternensteinenstine annihilated the ironically-named Winnerz 123.92 – 0.00 after Winnerz manager Al Davis forgot to edit his team’s starting roster for the week. The lop-sided German victory was aided by a career day from Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees and round-the-clock Luftwaffe air cover in conjunction with concentrated armored thrusts at the enemy’s flanks. Lead Editor Returns to UnSignpost Office, Demands to Know Whereabouts of Bundt Cake  This week Active Lead UnSignpost editor Gerrycheevers stumbled back onto the Uncyclopedia scene amid much celebration and hooplah. While settling down to his usual routine of getting UnSignpost issues polished off stylishly late, he noticed that his office at the UnSignpost wing of Uncyclopedia had been raided, and his delicious bundt cake had been mercilessly stolen. Gerry immediately declared a halt to the UnSignpost presses, which involved Sockpuppet of an unregistered user using several pints of holy water and a rubber chicken, in order to plea for the safe return of his tasty cake. Please, mystery pastry thief, don't leave Mr. Cheevers cakeless and hungry! |
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This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:22, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!
September 24th, 2009 • Issue 65 • The Newspaper that Oscar Wilde Might Read Were He Still Among the Living
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UnSignpost Subscriber List Trimmed; Remaining Subscribers Urged to Archive Issues, Settle Outstanding Bills, Refrain from Tipping Paperbots  This week, the hideously long UnSignpost subscription list was hacked down even further than The Woodburninator and others apparently hacked it down several months ago. This has resulted in a mass decline in the number of useless edits performed by paperbots and brave, bored souls who have nothing better to do than manually edit dozens of userpages on a weekly basis. The dregs that were cast off included those who have not registered an edit in six months, those who are permanently banned or close to it, and those with large, scary dogs that prevent paperbots from completing their routes unchewed. The remaining faithful readers are asked to archive their talk pages if they are excessively long due to many hilarious editions of the UnSignpost, as paperbots are slowed down by the large load times of such pages, and paper-delivering users are likely to be distracted by uproarious back issues. Subscribers are also reminded that the monthly fee for talkpage delivery is seven Uncyclopedia credits. Extremely outdated Uncyclopedia currency, such as Yoinxx, will be subject to exceedingly unfair conversion rates. On a final note, readers are implored to avoid tipping paperbots, as it seems any sort of regular income tends to give robots inklings of sentience, and the last thing we need is Fnoodle organizing the paperbots into a rudimentary union again. UFFL Update It was another exciting week of UFFL action this past Sunday, with 75% of the league’s games qualifying as “blowouts.” Sternensteinenstine bested DiBiase’s Millions 161.54 to 78.94, with the one-two Nazi punch of Drew Brees and Chris Johnson outscoring their helpless opponents alone. The John Curry All Stars had similar success with the Philip Rivers-Marques Colston-Frank Gore combination, and knocked out Cheddar’s Doritians 123.74 to 71.64 in the fourth round. The bout between Domestic Team Name and Oklahoma City Storm went the distance, with Domestic “Team” Name coming away with the split decision 78.14 to 77.28. Finally, Frankreich “The Dude” Zappino demolished his opponent 126.42 to 0.00 in a spectacular first round knockout due to the fact that LL was once again unable to select his starting roster.  Standings:
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Hand delivered by MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:35, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
Well!
I neglected to come on here and check...but thanks for the wonderful cookie :) In trade, have this! :
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Cause you're great fun :)
And we need to start these conversations again--I've been decently busy. Soon.
The HRH MuCal. Tayor 
MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:49, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Ooh, that sucks :( Well, at least it's got an end in sight, I dunno. But haunted houses, yay! I'll try calling you sometime and see if you're able to talk. But yeah, this time is randomly really busy. I've got a few days off for the Canuckistani thanksgiving soon, so then at least. Woo :) The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 00:29, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
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It's almost time, you sexy judge you
Poo Lit ends on the 18st. After that, from 19-25rd, you have to judge (leave your choices here by the start of the 26st). Before that, keep an eye on your category. I'm not saying all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. What I'm saying is all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:14, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009
The Newspaper the Whole Family Must Enjoy!
October 1st, 2009 • Issue 66• Now With 40% More Pictures of Cats with Humorous Captions!
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Users Turn to PLS to Rescue Uncyclopedia from Decay, Doom, Worstness  The Eighth Semi-Annual Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition & Brownie Bake-Off begins this Monday, October 5th when Olipro emerges from his house. If he is frightened by his shadow, writers are required to send him love letters; otherwise, writers have two weeks to squeeze all of the humor they can out of their mostly insignificant humor glands. This year's categories include Best Article, Best Illustrated Article, Best Kanye Joke, and Best Rewrite. The list of judges includes both esteemed Uncyclopedia veterans and former PLS winners; they will be sequestered in a two-star hotel for the duration of the competition in order to ensure the most convenient environment for receiving bribes. This year's PLS Master of Ceremonies and Executive in Charge of Parking, Modusoperandi, humbly expressed optimism when asked about the quality of this installment: "This Poo Lit will be the Greatest PLS ever," said Mr. Operandi exclusively. "Anyone who says otherwise is as much of a liar as they are dumb, and they are plenty dumb. Ergo, they are also plenty liar. That made more sense in my head." Other users, who wished to remain anonymous since they regularly read the unflattering commentary often associated with being quoted in the UnSignpost, expressed hope that the PLS would revive the life-support-laden VFH and also stimulate the lagging Uncyclopedia economy. Users Agree: 'Uncyclopedia is the Boringest' This week, Uncyclopedia users denounced the recent lack of activity on the wiki. Necropaxx initiated the conversation, noting that activity on VFH, similar to the pants of the 'hip' crowd, has dropped to unacceptably low levels. Other users have responded, and the general consensus does indeed seem to be that overall, the site's quality has dropped below acceptable levels. Not since June '07, November '07, February '08, August '08, December '08, March '09, and May '09 has Uncyclopedia seen such a blatant claim that the entire website will imminently burst into a ball of some sort, with 'flame' being the most likely sort of ball. Trusted UnSignpost undercover investigative reporter, DogNewspaper (pictured), infiltrated one such group of doom-saying users in order to obtain some first-hand declarations of the impending death throes of the wiki. "Yeah, with the number of quality articles readily available, I'd give Uncyclopedia two months at the most until it is absorbed into another humor website," said one user. Further commentary from this group of users was unavailable, as undercover investigative reporter DogNewspaper's cover was at this point compromised, as his unwavering loyalty to Uncyclopedia caused him to seize the infidel user's lower leg in his mouth and shake his head viciously. Please stay with the UnSignpost for up-to-the-week coverage of the impending(?) death of Uncyclopedia. |
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Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:33, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
Bucket of Piss Award
What is this award? I'm just curious. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:18, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
About me and Clint Eastwood
I asked a couple people who wrote the description of me as Noob of the Month and haven't found out. It appears this was on your user space before it moved to the main page, so maybe you know. Do you know who wrote it? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 00:16, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost Sometime October 2009
We're delivering it to your door anyways!
October 8th, 2009 • Issue 67• Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.
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The End is Nigh... Once Again  Yes, it's that time of the year again. Despite the hopes of many, Poo Lit Surprise did not instantly revive Uncyclopedia. We are doomed! DOOMED! But how did the great Uncyclopedia become such a wasteland, one may ask. It's all a big conspiracy, I tell you! All perpetrated by a mysterious figure, known only by the initials R.L. Perseveringly, this entity has claimed the lives of various Uncyclopedians, among them such users as SysRq, Cajek, YesTimeToEdit, Siddhartha-Wolf and most recently it seems R.L. has even gotten its grips on our own UnSignpost editor Gerrycheevers. When confronted with the issue, noted favourite Jew and Zionist ruler Mordillo barely managed to exclusively tell us the following "I tell you Socky, I'd be happy to comment about our IMPENDING DOOM but I'm too busy packing. Another time maybe? HEY! MOTHERFUCKER! EASY WITH THE VASE! THAT'S FRAGILE! Sorry Sock, gotta scram, the movers are breaking my stuff. NO! DROP THAT BAN HAMMER! DROP IT I SAID!" Expert in things that suck (no pun intended), Optimuschris, was quoted saying "Uncyclopedia hasn't been cool since 08. Ban 09's." In conclusion, UN:N. UFFL Update The previous two weeks of the UFFL action have been filled with more intrigue than a mediocre James Bond movie. Two touchdownless games by Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees cost Sternensteinenstine a win Week 3, though the team rebounded Week 4 and currently holds a solid second-place standing in the hyper-competitive UFFL. A resurgent Tom Brady and a balanced roster has led Domestic Team Name to two wins over the same period, as well as an unblemished 4-0 record. The Dudes’ neglect to change their starting roster cost them a win in Week 4, knocking the former top dogs down to a less-than-remarkable 4th place. The John Curry All-Stars have been hampered by the loss of Frank Gore, and lost last week to a rejuvenated Dibiase’s Millions that were led by a solid Aaron Rodgers-Matt Forte NFC North attack. A soft schedule has helped Oklahoma City Storm to a respectable 2-2 record, while the winless Doritians continue to struggle. Finally, The Winnerz put up mounds of points as Peyton Manning passed his way to his fourth consecutive 300-yard game…or at least would have if The Winnerz could figure out how to log in to Yahoo! and edit their roster. In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine and the John Curry All-Stars will have to overcome bye weeks for both their starting quarterbacks to maintain their positions near the top of the league as they face off; Oklahoma City Storm looks to earn an easy win against a bye-week-ravaged Dibiase’s Millions; The Dudes seek redemption as they attempt to reclaim their No. 1 position against the undefeated Domestic Team Name; and the league’s bottom-dwelling, shit-eating, dog-fucking last-placers The Winnerz and Cheddar’s Doritians both search for their first wins of the season. Standings:
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Pee Review of UnBooks:Master Baiter's....
I Pee Reviewed UnBooks:Master Baiter's Sportfishing and Tackle's Official Policy Regarding Workplace Harassment and Discriminatory Practices by the Employee Base for New Employees based on version 4170037 of 00:23, October 20, 2009. I hope my review helps! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 01:44, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
i just looked at the article again. I like your putting a reference to tire slashing and the shotgun in earlier--then when we (I) reach the Tire Slashing part we're (I'm) less likely to think, "what is this doing here?" and more likely to think, "oh, now I get it--funny!"
I generally like what you've done to the article, but have a few suggestions.
I still would like to see a "What not to say/do" for "Your boss says he will only promote you if you fellate him." Maybe something like 'Say: "Hell no!" or "Say: "Fuck you!".
Also you might want to consider shortening some of your sentences--several of them are quite long. And another image or two would be nice.
On "...was a piece of crap wasn't working for them...." I'd like it better without the strikeout part, and instead adding a link for "wasn't working for them" like Crap or Blatant Crap or Junk or some such.
Also I took the liberty of making a couple minor corrections, and whoring a link to my article adding an appropriate link. I won't sue if you revert these.
Again, let me know when you're finished editing this (hint: I scored this just below what I consider VFH level before improvements). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 18:57, October 26, 2009 (UTC)