User talk:Hinoa/archive/12

Talk Page Archive #12 Kick it old-school with Hinoa's Talk Page Archives! This archive dates back to 10 April 2007, and continues all the way up until 31 May 2007. Vandalism strictly prohibited here (duh). If you want to vandalize something, get a can of spray paint and tag some bathroom stall. Violators will be shot on sight. I have a banstick and I know how to use it. This page is only here because I am a packrat and can't bear to part with my old stuff. Anything here isn't current. If you have to leave me a message, do so at User talk:Hinoa. That's the page I pay attention to. You can return to my archive index by clicking here. —Hinoa talk.kun

Internet Jesus

I spent an hour yesterday on the internet jesus article and tried to make it as funny as possible and not stupid. i am very happy that i searched and found it deleted, otherwise i would have made a lot of links to the page. pleaase tell me why you deleted the article and please reinstate it. love the site and thanks for huffing other rubbish articles (except mine) --Windrangers 08:28, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Okay, you win the award for "most civil complaint" (or would, if I had one). But getting to business, we already have an insane number of articles about Jesii on Uncyc. Just take a look at Jesus--that's four templates' worth of Saviorly goodness. Frankly, Jesii have been overdone here. I mean, "Jesus in your Cup?" That's kinda stretching it.

However, I will grant that Internet Jesus didn't suck, and thus, I've restored it. I recommend taking it to Pee Review for further input, though; the fact that there are already an insane number of Jesii will make the competition a bit difficult.

Oh, and points for searching before editing in redlinks everywhere. :) —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 15:11, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

As promised...

	The Ekrpat Ireo have awarded you with a Keyboard!
	Commendations for fixing what they think is a splendid article
	You may return to your business

Whew, didn't destroy the whole page this time :) --T.K.F. 01:00, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Well, at least it's a start! —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 14:03, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Brave Hinoa

We could play this good cop/bad cop game once again...

-- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 02:54, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

META

hi, can u tell me whats UNMETA exactly for, and if u can make more edit buttons to appear. thanks -- Emperor Walter Humala God save him!(God exists?) | wanna Talk? 04:23, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

I have no clue why we still have UnMeta. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 15:20, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Gore "article"

The article was just a poke at the standard wiki response. Was it really that bad? Or is this just IMHO? Just asking, that's all. In all honesty, I don't think it could've grown into anything, but hey, that's just me. Cap'n Nobeard 18:02, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

stupcarp now counts the amount of articles on VFD

It's a bit broken, but your request has been fulfilled. To get the bot to tell you the amount of articles on VFD, simply give it the command carp vfdcount. Note that this only applies to the amount of articles in the table of contents and not on articles where there are active voting. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:20, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Redirects

Please do not create new redirect pages unless they serve some sort of a purpose. Redirecting, say, Nicole Kidman to Self Promotion is an example of what not to do. Thanks, —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 13:37, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

I find talking to any other uncyclopedia users about anything ever is a bad idea.. Even this is saying too much...--Dantoller 13:54, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Look, I'm trying to help you out by pointing out what you did wrong. I could have banned you, but I didn't. Unless you'd prefer a ban...? —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 13:55, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

I rest my case....

Okay, would you like to point out how I can improve? I'm open to suggestions. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 14:06, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm not having a go at you at all... You are right about the redirects. I try not to deal with uncylopedia users because in general they don't have any sense of humor... ah the irony, most of the hardcore ones don't seem to read any of the aritcles at all, they just make minor spelling corrections and badger people... and worst of all, if you try to engage with them in a light hearted way about their 'advice' they take it as their cue to badger you even more and then ban/threaten to ban you (see above).... What is wrong with all these people?? Not enough love from their mothers?

What I would really appreciate would be if someone actually went into the pages I have written user:dantoller and added some funny stuff...

Almost right. Adminning Uncyc is, quite simply put, a thankless job--even though the other Uncyc regulars might respect us, virtually everyone else who edits does not (especially if their article got deleted). I think something like 90% of the articles created at Uncyc die within their first day--one-liners, vanity articles, that sort of thing--and quite a few more expire after a week. Having to put up with such an incredible amount of crap can take quite a toll on one's faith in humanity. Furthermore, vandals tend to take out their frustration on admins even if the admin in question wasn't involved. (I got attacked by such a vandal the day I got opped.) It's kind of like the lightning rod effect--the higher you are up in the hierarchy, the more likely you are to be hit. With all of that mess to deal with, some of us admins just disappear, and some of us start to get harsher and harsher with people that annoy us, and almost all of us tend less towards writing articles and towards maintaining the site. I try not to be a jackass all the time, I really do. In my mind, the warning I left on your talk page was a polite notice. 'Course, the thing about the internet is that you can't type in a certain tone of voice. Mind you, I'm just speaking for sysops here. I dunno about non-sysops; maybe they just have a stick up their collective ass. ;)—Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 14:39, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Sounds like a joyless existence... but the less humor you have reacting to fools like me, they more they with screw with you... so really you choose your own punishment!..... Like I said I would appeciate it if you made any improvements to my pages... maybe you will even enjoy reading them? Take it easy...--Dantoller 16:05, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Forum:Questions We're Sick Of Answering (read first!)

Thank you!

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

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Whether it actually stops them from creating the pages will be another issue ;) —Braydie 14:03, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Sadistic behavior

this is the author of Homo Alone. why do you insist on deleting it every time I post it? just because I didn't put everything in it in one day doesn't mean that it would remain that short forever.

leave me alone.

If you intend on expanding an article, add {{construction}} to the page. Otherwise I just assume that's the best it'll get. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 19:52, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

ONX day

been a terrible year and i want something good in my honor. can you make tomorrow ONX day?

ONX 16:11, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Um... I can give you a cookie... —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 16:12, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

a cookie would be nice... but a mainpage template would be nicer... or a mention somewhere in there. anywhere on the main page. i dont care. could be a footnote. could be hidden in the code (acceptable but please dont) ANYTHING so that people know its my birthday.

I'll see what I can do. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 16:17, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

did you try? i see no mention. ONX 14:07, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

OIC what u did thar!

nice, another /b/tard. i saw the "effort or GTFO"

[ ]effort
[X]GTFO

nice variant of tits or gtfo.... sad that vtech is now a meme.

I'd like to mention that I've never been to 4chan (thank god), let alone /b/--I just hang out with a bunch of /b/tards. Because of that, I now speak fluent meme! —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 16:34, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

o rly? yeah i dont go to 4chan much, im just in a bunch of /b/tard groups. we're the ones that raid hal turner. we're quite proud... ONX 16:35, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

thanks for following my example and protecting the page on that psycho. i like the memorial thing too. very nice.

Template:GoogleSearch

The GoogleSearch template is still a complete disaster with little hope for redemption. I have just about given up editing this thing not only to death but also to the point of frustration. If you can edit it yourself the way you explained it to me, I will reward you with a cookie. Nobody has replied to my forum post since I last posted yesterday, so I thought I'd leave a comment here. If you're not too busy, I'd appreciate it. Thanks in advance! Remember, this is to prevent an Ace Frehley or Colin Mochrie article from being deleted per Vanity. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 20:57, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

The Game Has Just Begun

I look forward to crossing swords with you once again, Hinoa. Our last encounter was one to be remembered, and this one shall be no different.

~ The Insane Jester

Aww, how cute. A "happy one year anniversary" present from my first detractor. I dunno what to get you; I can't ban any longer than infinite. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 01:31, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

The Contract is Broken

In your block message I noted that you directed me to a certain apology I had accepted a year earlier from a certain Bradaphraser. I hope you know that any such truce between us has long been voided. I patiently waited a year, scanning for any semblance that Uncyclopedia had changed, but it has not. You aristocratic shit-eaters that call yourselves administrators still continue to Huff articles, as though you know what humour is. You do not leave the user to decide what they find funny or not funny, instead carefully filtering out whatever humour does not suit your elitist palette. This is what I protest against! This is my struggle!

~ The Insane Jester

I read that as "Oh, look at me, I'm a martyr, look at me show up V all over the place over an internet wiki that doesn't fucking matter. Don't you have other things to do? —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 01:55, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

BAN HIM! BAN HIM! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. ONX 13:19, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

tried to make inf. redirect

it didnt work. for some reason, it would stop after the first 2... even on old IE, under win98. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ONX (talk • contribs)

Actually, that's a feature of the MediaWiki software. People used to actually do that, and it got annoying, so they implemented something that would defeat that. This is why admins don't like when people try to do that--it doesn't work, and it just means more cleanup. Normally, I'd ban for that, but I feel nice today. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 13:21, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Award

High Gen. Grue, has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will.

For huffing 20 articles in a short span of time. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

That's an award now? Thanks! —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 18:25, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

I need you to delete the article called "Glace Bay Penitentiary",I made the article along time ago,and I want to have it deleted.I made some nasty jokes in there that were not funny,I feel ashamed about it and I would really appreciate it if you deleted it.

sorry??

Um, hey this is labohemianartist. You banned my account. My friend was using it at that time )': He just added the quote "0101010101" cus he's a big family guy fan. doesn't know alot about how to work uncyclopedia. I was outside. Give newbees a break, man! I'm new and he's not touching my comp ever again. by the way, hello ur 19 and im 19 and a i'm chick? who knows (;

Drive-by comment: You're in Hinoa. —Braydie 19:16, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Second Hand Stuff

Any chance you could delete this article. I have copied the cotents to Used Goods cause I thought it was a better title. Thanks Matt lobster 20:07, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Done. In the future, though, you can move pages using the Move tab up top. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 20:10, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. I never noticed the Move tab. Cheers Matt lobster 20:14, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Huffed

You deleted a whole article I wrote. Does this mean everything is gone? How would I have had the tag removed when I completed the article? How on earth can you do anything with uncyclopedia? Do you have a copy of what was there?

I read the beginner's article, but it did not discuss wanton deleting of articles.

P.S. I feel like "huffing" your account. Kgrr 21:26, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

UN:ICU has the ICU tag procedures, and no, it's not gone forever. In fact, assuming that the article in question was called "Nukular prolipheration", I've restored it to your userspace so you can work on it further. Have a nice day, —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 02:46, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

PS: I feel like huffing your account, but I can't, so I won't. ;) –H.

i QUIT

YOU got your wish. Have fun pissing off new members. You won't have a fun community with your huffing shit. Help people instead. I quit.Kgrr 13:44, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

*sigh* This is what I get for trying to be nice. I restored the article to your userpace. You could have worked on it there. At any rate, thanks for not giving us a chance. No, really. Thanks. :( —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 17:12, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

/me makes some chamomile tea to heal Hinoa's broken heart. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

NRV and stuff

well... I have a javascript thing that NRV's it, and I know it does the ICU anyway, so I'm too lazy to bother changing the javascript :P

Also... I realise that contruction template is there,but sometimes there's some pieces of utter bollocks that you can just tell aren't going to go anywhere anyway... so I tend to apply that sort of discretion to that one, and anyway, I'm not a nice guy... any more :P --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

God...good to hear that. I was damn worried you were a nice guy. I always worry about us overflowing with them here. Luckily Hinoa got over it too... :) Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 04/30 22:37

DiZ

Today he posted another forum topic about Ourobous(I don't care about spelling) and flamed Benson I saw that he was banned for doing somthing like that before(by you) so I moved the topic to his own userspace instead he moved it back I didn't want to move it back again since I didn't want to start an edit so I thought getting an admin to take of this whould be better.--Scott 22:27, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

No... not at all... DiZ created that as a parody to another article in BHOP, everyone's got the wrong end of the stick and DiZ wasn't trying to troll... much as I realise he can be an utter dickweed at times, a week ban is just silly over something like this... for christ sakes, it's only Benson... the whole thing has been taken out of context. Me and Braydie had a good chat with DiZ and to be fair... it's not fair, so I've unbanned him... maybe a bit more tact would be appropriate on his part in the future, but discretion is the better part of valour and a 1 week ban is somewhat of a heavyhanded measure so I've unbanned him. --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Attack Force

Hey man, why did you remove the attack force page? I stated it was irony, it was obvious and for all to see.

Joe Mauer ICU

Hello. I noticed you asked for a re-write on the 'Joe Mauer' page. I'm just wondering what you would want added. Though I do in fact have the technology, I lack expertise in adding the fancy stuff. I just wrote that last night, and do plan to build on it or redo it, but you asked me to do so within 7 days! I'll try my best, but hell, I'm no miracle worker. - TacitAlibi

After looking at the page, I've come up with one piece of advice: being crude isn't always funny. The line about where the sideburn transplants came from in particular struck me as really unnecessary. I like the idea of the sideburn transplants, though. I'd also expand the section on him being the "defending average champion," possibly going into exactly how average he is (if you've seen Idiocracy, you'll have a better idea of what I mean by that).

I'd also like to point out that for further feedback, you can always take your article to Pee Review and have it looked at by people far more funny than I. Furthermore, the ICU tag doesn't give you seven days from tagging, but rather, seven days from the last edit. As long as you keep working on it, it won't be reviewed. I'd like to point out that ICU is not a death sentence, as well. For exactly how that all works, take a look at UN:ICU. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 14:40, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for voting

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I don't know if you like beer... or drink, but oh well, have it anyway... thanks again for turning me into a mindless deletion drone :P -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:40, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Semi-Protection request

I was wondering if you would be so kind as to semi-protect Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol, because after an IP entered there and shat on it recently, we will need to set a barrier around it to prevent an incident like that from happening again. --General Insineratehymn 17:54, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

There is a stupid vandal that is ruining my fun of editing.

Hello, good sir. It has come to my attention that one of my IPs was blocked because some fucktard at my school's computers (1 of th IPs that I use) is making crappy edits and vandalising the site. This is NOT me, but I have forgotten to log in once or twice. I told my friends, and they told their friends, ETC. So, is there a way that you could block the IP without blocking me? This site is one of the things I do on my free time at school, and i'd hate to have to wait a year to edit several things...ILIKECEREALX 22:18, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Banning Request

This is a weird request, but considering you're my favorite Admin, I figure you're the person to talk to. Could you ban me? I would really like you to ban me just so I can say "I've been banned from Uncyclopedia (twice)!!!!!!" Preferably, I would like to be banned for just a day. That would be cool. What do you say? Kip the Dip 03:43, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

One one-second ban coming up. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 03:50, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

Block reason

"Read UN:VAIN over and over and over. One of those times it might sink in." Excellent! Got me cackling, that one. RabbiTechno 17:43, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Why?

Umm..Why did you take your time to say Um. Then tell me to redirect to whatchamacallit?

I read that..or part of it... lol

Call me back when you feel like making sense. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:34, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Lan.st: Just to clear things up

k, u deleted Lan.st cuzzz un:van, but I dont get it there are worse articles, like NWA this article is PURE VANITY! It it racists towards 2 cultures so how come that is there? That should be taken down, if it isnt then I will know that this site is racist!

Well, it's not vanity, for starters. It's on WP, and virtually no vanity articles are. It is, however, crap, and I've tagged it as {{rewrite}}. As for the other bit--when I deleted it, the article read, in it's entirety, "Lan.st is a crappy PSP hacking site. Under construction." Pages about websites that I've never heard of and that are 9 words long get the hammer. Thank you for your concern. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:44, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

The reason I recrated it was I watned the code for my own personal use, I thought if I just made a crappy page I could then view the history and get the good code, see mt talk page for more infp. ANyways, that article offends me very much! NWA article is racist and bad!

Well

...if you're going to keep deleting my "POS template" from every damn page its on, just delete the whole thing. Doesn't really make sense to go through the whole process of converting it just to delete it everywhere, but hey you're the boss.

You have seen the Warriors right? You do understand the joke, and still just think its bullshit, huh? Jesus... --THINKER 01:26, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh my bad, I had it reversed. You did delete it. Good show, bastion of culture. --01:28, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm a bastard, not an idiot. All the same, it reminds me far too much of the "* Approved" templates, and I really hate those. Consider it a reflex. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:35, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, I've got one of those too..guess I'll try not to work on any pages you hold dear so you wont be in jeopardy of seeing it. :) --THINKER 01:43, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Well well well...

You found the Game of Capture the Flag. Let's see if a user can beat a sysop. Wait, they can. I pwn'd Stm... twice. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

The Game page

Yeah, I was wondering why you deleted my page?

I'm going to recreate it right now, just delete it if you have a reason.

--Squeegy 05:19, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

I just left a note on your talk page about it. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:20, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

VFD

Yeah, sorry, musta miscounted in my stoned stupor. Thanks. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 08:47, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Didn't know there was a construction template. Thanks for saving my page before it was to late. Wolffencer 12:28, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Two Things

One, thank you for removing the crappy quotes for me and answering my question. Two, your link for posting a new comment at the bottom doesn't work. Consider revision. Cheerio.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:38, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

That is because I'm an idiot and it links to my old talk page. Fixed it, thanks for catching it, and you're welcome. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:43, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Anytime. I try.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:04, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

rollback rights

i'd like rollback rights, or whatever you wish to call it, so i can revert articles to pre vandal states. i know that most admins say just tell me what article, but i think that i would be able to do it faster. second, i'd leave the admins for the more important stuff than fixing stupidity added in articles, unblanking and such, and i'm sure you'd rather huff a couple of articles. ONX 16:56, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Anyone can fix vandalism. When you're on the diff. page between two revisions, you'll see the latter one has an (undo) option. If you click that, it will (after confirmation) allow you to revert that edit. It's actually better than Rollback in some respects, as rollback only works on the last edit made, whereas Undo can be applied to historical edits. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:14, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

And besides, only 'crats can give rollback rights. I'm not a 'crat. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:32, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

i cant revert past the edit before the current. that's why. i've got permission to revert one edit back, but not more than that. i want more please! lol. ask a 'crat. ONX 19:27, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes you can. When you pull up the history tab, just click the date next to the revision you want to revert to. Then just click edit and save. Easy. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:59, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

From Mhaille, via Olipro

Dear Mister Admin, please be unbanning me, I'll no vabnalise Uncyclopedia any more. Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

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