User talk:ForestAngel

Adoption

Well, since you asked so nicely AND left a proper antisemitic remark - consider yourself adopted :) How can I help? ~ 07:42, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Alright, first of all, let's continue all discussions here. In the future, when you leave me a message, do so at the bottom of the page, so it will be easy for me to find it, is seems that you just throw it randomly around and it's difficult to locate...

As for the articles, read the links Mhaille left on top. There's a lot of explaining regarding formatting and tips. You can either start the article in the main name space (search for it name - like Dirty Potter and when you get the result - this article does no exist - create it). Make sure to place a {{construction}} tab on it, or it might be deleted. You can also write it in your own name space - i.e. user:ForestAngel/Dirty Potter and when it's finished, you can move it to the main one. What do you think? ~ 12:33, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

THIS ONE HERE!!==ldskjfdslk User:ForestAngel| 08:01, 16 July 2007 (UTC) <---==THIS ONE HERE!!

Alright, I created you a sig here: user:ForestAngel/sig. it looks like this:

ForestAngel Receive Blessings!

To use it you should perform the following: Go to your preferences page, and in the "nickname" box add {{nosubst|User:ForestAngel/sig}}. Tick the "Raw signatures (without automatic link)" box, and you're done! Use the 4-tildes or signature button (Image:Button sig.png) to use your saved signature. There's a bit of a problem with the picture (it violates the maximum size rule) but I'll ask one of the admins to fix it. Let me know if you like it... As for Mr. Dirty, I can't listen to it from work (it's all blocked! The bastards!) so either you can tell me more about it or I'll try to listen to it later on....~ 11:18, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

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Thank you very much! I've been trying (unsuccessfully) to make my own, with no success, as you can probably see. I still haven't figured it out. What I was trying to do was to make that symbol next to the gibberish as my sig, just compressed, or something. Could you help me with that? Pretty much, "Dirty Potter" is a parody of Harry Potter, inspired by the fact that in one part, Ms. Rowling used the phrase "Ron ejaculated," to reference how Ron said something. It's lots of fun with audio editing with the books-on-tape of books 5 and 6. There's plans to make one about book 7, once it comes out. Anyway, to give you an idea, this is how it goes. I put brackets on parts that are in the final version, but aren't in the myspace one. I have it, so I can send you the final version:

When more than half the class ejaculated at Hermione rather than fucking girls' behinds, long and hard. Snape squeezed between two enormous slightly damp, moldy, smelly black butts. And Ron beat it in Hermione's hair. There was a pause while Harry continued to pound Hermione's bloody fudge, which he had done several times to Ron already. Ron ejaculated cum, the size of a grapefruit. Dumbledore's thick cum flew out of the pulsating top, and whipped through the air. (Ejaculating sounds made with sound editing). "Faggots," said Snape. Professor Umbridge decided that she could ignore the fat cunt-warts no longer. She looked as though she was about to have a [farting] seizure. (Professor Umbridge's voice) "Did you, want to ask something about the chapter dear?" she said to Hermione, as if she had only just noticed her. "Not about the chapter, no." said Hermione. "Well, then. We'll jerk in, just now." said Professor Umbridge, showing her slightly damp, moldy, smelly cunt. Harry stared at it. Ron kept shooting cum, [in a pool of his own poo], as though hoping to pick up [10 year olds]. (Professor Umbridge) "If you have other queries, we can deal with them at the end of jerking off." "I've got a query about sucking your bloody behind warts," said Hermione. Professor Umbridge raised her tight behind, and was now shitting butt explosion on her face. Harry touched sack warts, and Ron beat it furiously in his fingers, then closed them again with a jerk. (More ejaculation sounds). (Professor Umbridge) "And your name is?" "Hermione Granger," said Hermione, jerking off Harry. Harry groaned, shooting cum on her face.

Well, I don't want to spoil the whole thing for you. It's even funnier to hear it. Trust me, you won't stop laughing. Here's a link to it, so you can listen to it. http://www.supload.com/listen?s=SVkWj3yVSP- ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 02:30, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

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OK, so you seem to pretty much have the content in mind, so what kind of specific help you need? Creation of the article? Formatting? Give me some direction...~ 15:51, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

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Well, what I just wrote was what Dirty Potter is. It's audio. Did you check it out? Do you think I should write out what they say? Like the whole thing? Or should I summarize it? I don't know how to make it funny. Some articles here make me LOL, but others remind me of Encyclopedia Dramatica. I'm worried mine will turn out as the latter. Can you get me started? ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 09:52, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

OK, I listened to it and I have to say it sounds much better on audio then written. In a written version it pretty much comes out as an ED style article. Plus, there are some regulations here against plagrism, so I'd go for something new and original. If you want to go on with this concept you can try something like - Harry Potter - The Porn Version etc...but you really need to put an effort to it to avoid it coming out a pure cunt cunt fuck cum style article, that one is bound to be deleted...Oh, you still want your sign as a part of your signature? ~ 21:34, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

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What did I tell you? :) Did you bust a gut? Well, I don't know if plagiarism would be a problem, since my friend created it. Could I call it "Harry Potter and the Snape Kills Dumbledore"? How do I make an offline media file link so I don't have to keep directing people to a free hosting site? You know, like make it an ogg file or something that people can directly get from the article? Oh yeah, the sign. Can you make the alchemist circle my signature, if that's possible? The random picture next to a bunch of gibberish? I'll mark it so you can see it. Thanks! ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 05:19, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Done :) Since I'm not as goody two shoes as I might seem, I didn't bust a gut. Yet :). Just go ahead and start writing it, and see how it goes. The more you write, the better you get! You can upload the audio file (better in MP3 format) and place it directly on the article, upload it and let me know and I'll help you with the format. The limit is around 5MB, so take that under consideration... (oh, and the "upload file" option is to your left <----------------------------) ~ 07:44, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

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Thanks! :) How does it look to you? Is it too detailed so it just looks gray? The limit's ok, it's 4 megs. I can't find the upload audio part, just the upload image. So how do I start an article? Should I submit it to the Pee Review? ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 22:02, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Looks pretty much ok, it could have been nicer big - but there's a limit to pic's size you can put in your sig...It's the upload image bit, just upload it there and then we can place it on the article. Start the article here: user:ForestAngel/Dirty Potter and you can move it to Pee review when you finish, or when you run out of ideas :) ~ 22:16, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

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Well, I need that infobox about spoilers. The one where they list every spoiler ever? As long as it doesn't have the real leaked spoilers, I don't want to see those. The ones for book 7. (I hope my mom reserved one). See, I tried looking for it and I just had FFX spoiled for me. (I kinda figured that Auron's a ghost, what with the disappearing act and all. But I already had the part about Sin being Jecht spoiled for me by a friend). ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 22:29, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

This is the one:{{spoiler}} I can't guarantee what kind of spoilers you get on it, since people keep updating it, just avert your eyes! ~ 22:35, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

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Oh! I have spoilers to add to it! How do I add spoilers? That would be just ED-like of them to put the Harry Potter spoilers on there. On the article on anime there, the very first thing is "OMG SPIKE DIES!!!11" I didn't spoil that for you, did I? Sorry. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 22:39, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

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Ok! I finished the article! Tell me what you think! You kind of have to listen to Dirty Potter while reading it. Check it out. User:ForestAngel/DirtyPotter ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 01:41, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I need help! I need images, and I can't find any! I'll keep looking, but I got a low review because I had no pictures. What does "Doesn't have a lead" mean? Please help??? ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 20:16, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Hya, sorry for the delay, I just moved to a new flat today, so the computer was offline for a while. I did some minor adjustments, but I'll need some more time to read it throughly. Can you hold on a little longer? ~ 22:11, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Howyadoing?

And congrats on your first article! ~ 17:06, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

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Thanks! You like it? Spang approved it! Speaking of which, I'm reading the 7th book (I've read all of them) and my bf (can I just call him Jacob?) has the book on tape and he's going to make a new Dirty Potter! How's the new flat? Where do you live now? Jake has lived in Surrey, Twickenham, and Ham. Anywhere near there? ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 17:11, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Considering that I live in Tel Aviv, than I'm a wee bit far away :). The flat is great, but there is SOO much work to do...~ 17:53, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh sorry, I assumed that you lived in England by the term "flat" but... never mind... I failed. Oh, btw, thanks for removing the life support. Alksub is such a dick. I heard the he's just a troll and he gives everyone a hard time. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 08:09, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Just to clarify - you heard wrong. Alksub is anything but a troll. He has made around 7000 useful edits to this website for the last 1 1/2 years or so, and I don't believe he has ever been considered a troll at any point before now. He simply overreacted in his criticism of your article. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:03, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

You have also been a dick. I gave my honest opinion of your article in Pee Review, and you flamed me on my talk page for it. Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Don't call the kettle black. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:08, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

But then, I guess Wikipedia:WP:KETTLE would apply to me too. Sorry I tagged so belligerently. All that sexual imagery sets off the "ICU alarm" in my mind. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:00, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

I use the term "flat" because most of my English teacher were...English, not American (lucky me :) About Alksub, don't know where you heard it but I didn't really see him as a troll, just doing the ongoing maintenance job around here. There is so much crap flowing around that it's sometimes hard to differentiate between people who are making an effort and those who are vandals. ~ 08:30, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

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Hey, is it true that when you join Uncyclopedia you're automatically a member of the Order of Uncyclopedia? Because that's what DiZ keeps telling me. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 01:07, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Yep, here ya go, place that on your page:

Member of the Order

~ 07:38, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

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Thanks! ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 05:12, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

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Mordillo! Half of uncyc hates my article, but the other half love it! Can't you help me edit it?! What do I do to make it better?? Help me!!! ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 22:55, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

God, I Hope You're Legal

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

07:02, 30 July 2007

Barely legal, and perfectly taken. Sorry. :P Jackmehoffer 21:09, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

:D

For workinghrd on your article to make it better for VFH, I give you...

High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:12, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Yep, here's one from me as well

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has awarded you a Nuclear missile Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity This Template Will Self Destruct in seconds

~ 09:51, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo! I got banned from the chatroom! How do I get unbanned? ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 10:10, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

You got banned from the chatroom? What did you do? The best way to deal with that is to contact the admin who banned you. Who was it? (and btw, you better contact me on my talk page, I just wondered here by mistake....)~ 10:31, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

And the good thing about VFH is that you can go back to your article, improve it, and maybe someone will renom it in a couple of months time. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Redeemed!

Looky here. ~ 15:14, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

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Yay!! Thanks Mordillo! You're the best mentor ever! :D Now about my other questions... ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 15:20, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Hello, Forestangel, AKA Julie

Dirty Potter is up for deletion. It may get deleted, and due to the immense worh in this article you put in, I'm defending it. anyway, would you like me to create a copy in your Userspace for you? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:13, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Forestangel, I'll just add under this that I voted for delete, but feel quite lame for voting that way on an article you obviously put a lot of work into. Particularly as I've not contributed any articles yet myself! If you keep putting in that level of effort in on future articles, I'm sure you'll reach the giddy heights of highlight eventually. (And I probably still won't have contributed anything worthwhile!) Peace? --Under user 10:27, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Here you go ForestAngel! User:ForestAngel/Dirty Potter It can't be deleted in your userspace. Though remember that this is just a copy... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:55, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

We shall see this through. 05:16, 03 August 2007

Ok, now that it got deleted and moved into your name space, you need to take a deep breath and remember that this site is all about fun, and you shouldn't take anything here personally. If you'll look at my page, you'll see that my first ever article got deleted, and there wasn't even a vote held, but I sucked it in and moved forward. Try to do the same, and remember that no one is out to get you personally. Except for Grues. They'll eat your guts the moment those bastards put their claws on you. Canadians too. They're bloody dangerous. Smile! ~ 19:44, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

/me whistles innocently What? I'm only a human that can turn into a grue. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

For Julie

Here's a gift as a token of apology from the Uncyclopedians for descriminating against you on IRC:

Made by yours truely. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works

... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:45, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, when I made this it was meant to be out of respect and a tribute to Judaism. But now looking at it, I can see why you would think I'm making fun of you. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works

Time out.

After seeing the stories of Ljlego and Ceridwyn on IRC... I don't think I can stay on your side oanymore. I don't want you in trouble, but there's a fine line between being a victim and attacking others. No more Mr. Nice Han. I need to lay down a point.

Do not attack others

Calling people names and insulting them will NOT BRING DIRTY POTTER BACK. In fact, it will make it even harder to bring back, and can get you into deep, deep, trouble with the Sysops. People are getting hurt by your words, and I'm not taking kind to it. I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT. Whatever. i'm the SWAT Unit here, and i try to keep things in order. and friendships won't stop me from that. I'm neutral. I am NOT betraying you. People are think ing of you with a short temper, and people are avoiding you. Please, stop attacking users, apolgize. Now. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 06:03, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

OK ForestAngel, please update me on the IRC thingy, what happened? I have to agree with the General here, it seems that you're a bit hot headed, and that doesn't really help. If you take a break from the whole Dirty Potter thing and try to write a new piece or just roam a while just for the fun of it, and try to avoid fights - those will get you banned eventually, which would be a shame. You can be a valued contributor if you just relax. OK? So let me know what happened. Oh, and General, do me a favor and don't go around giving orders. I appreciate what you're trying to achieve but ordering people while referring to yourself as a heavily armed policeman all clad in black with mirrored visor and a hot leather coat...oops, got carried away here.... will not achieve that. ~ 19:30, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

OK, and if you get to read that, send Spang an email or talk with him via IRC and promise to behave - that might get you paroled. I'm sorry it came up to this, but you probably needed to relax a bit....:( ~ 19:33, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Aw... I can stop barking out orders.... but I can't call myself a SWAT Officer? :( SWAT = Rule. Low, back on topic. Ceridwyn left a Strongly-worded response on Mordillo's talk page. Read it. Remember, the internet is not real. It's words on a screen. Don't take ANYTHING on the internet personnally. As for Dirty Potter, forget about it. Work on something else (like everyone else said), and you can make it much better. :D People aren't seeing you as a good user due to your flaming. And Ljlego DID NOT start it. I still see you as a user with great potential. If you see the other user's side of the story, things won't be as you think they are. Have a good time out there, --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:34, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I have read your comment on Mordillo's talk page, and it seems you may just be willing to reason with us now. I think that if you think you can refrain from complaining and insulting other users, you should might be able to get your ban shortened by reasoning with the admins on IRC. As we have said before, we want you to be a valuable contributor, but bickering and insults will only get you, well, where you are now. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:57, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Additionally, I'd like to point out this for future reference, and in the event you have a disagreement with another user, please see here. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:06, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

ForestAngel

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

Damn baby, why ya gon' got ya'self banned? :( --THINKER 05:14, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!!

A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake!

The icing is extra-frosty!

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-- Kip the Egg Talk Works 23:13, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

It's that time of year

Rabbi Techno presents you with One Imperial Gallon of Lamp Oil! Should see you through the next week or so without having to resort to any supernatural shenanigans. Happy Hanukkah!

Bloody Jews

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

To protect you in further Holiday mall shopping...

On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me... A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Sibling!

Yay, I have so many siblings, thanks to Mordillo adopting me. Hey, how are you doing, I'm going to check out your article when I have more time... And I think you're my younger sibling (oh, it's sister isn't it? Or is it brother...), if so: Ha! , if not: Oh well! Also if you ever want to do a sibling collaboration project or anything let me know...that would be awesome. If you have time please stop by my signature book and sign it! Thanks!! :D - 10:41 29 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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Purim

Mad Mike "Moishe" Tyson does it, so you should too!

Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!

It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno

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Pesach

What a pain in the arse.

It's Matzo Constipation time once again!

Try being vegan too. 8 days of potato kugel. Great.

Chag Pesach Sameach
From Rabbi Techno

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Rosh Hashanah

Insert Joke About Rabbis and The Horn Here

Have a happy 5770, full of honey and other stuff that probably
wouldn't have been kosher if we'd thought about it more.
from Rabbi Techno
L'shanah tovah

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