User talk:Flyingfeline/Archive1

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I got word from MoneySign that you put something in the wrong place, and he basically deleted it. This wasn't your fault, and I hope you'll be back in #uncyclopedia soon. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 19:38, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

No worries.

I was getting kind of sick of myself anyway, it was probably a good thing. I've decided to take a good look at some real humour before I contribute again...
Which is what MoneySign was telling me to do all along, of course.
Hmm.

But he had to be so damn smug about it....

Anyway, I basically just sort of had a fit of pique and blanked my whole userpage. I don't really regret it (that's why I haven't changed it back). :)
I'll still be coming on, but I'll just kind of be 'watching and learning'.
Seeya!
Flyingfeline 16:08, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

Still licking

your windows. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I shall try the taste of yours. :)

Flyingfeline 16:08, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Greetings from a fellow n00b

Yeah this is Neo Zidane, stoned on French wine and not knowing the foggiest what he is doing,

Although he does know what he is doing, since he knows that he doesn't know what he is doing, and knowing is a form of DOING. Oh yeah now he knows, just a hey and a ho.

And to end what can be the GREATEST post of all time, a quote from Colonel Campbell:

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork- does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Yours drunkenly

Ununbilium

"Noobier than thou"

Thanks for that. :) Flyingfeline 00:38, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Both of you can't be noobs forever...I don't quite think of you(both of you) as such...I was reading Wiki last night, and they had a policy page, and it said it's not good to edit after drinking...lol...-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 01:06, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Uh... Sev... That was added months ago, when we were still newbies. Glad you don't think of us as noobs, but... check the edit history next time?
Thanks.-- 11:56, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

About drinking and editing...edit histories don't come to mind...lol I forgot I did this.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 11:59, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

XD. No worries. -- 12:03, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

You Rock!

Hehm I'd forgotten I'd lost my connection while editing your talk page this morning, so the message I thought I'd left was trashed. Anyway, your voice and diction are great, and are a welcome addition to the zoo :D . You might try playing around with features like reverb and normalizing, if you have them, to improve the quality of sound for future recordings. Please keep them coming! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:18, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

You can pop this on your user page if you want to brag about something:

Yaaaaaaay hooray!! --Flyingfeline 22:58, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations

Severian has awarded you a big chocolate chip cookie! Now go play in traffic and lap your milk like a good cat.

• Good job on your audio. British people are automatically smarter because of their accents.... ^_^

-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 20:14, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Double yay hooray!!!!--Flyingfeline 22:59, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

I agree and so bloody jealous! I want a British accent too! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 22:41, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

You can have mine if you like? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Here! Gimme some! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 22:43, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey...

Sorry for yelling at you like that on the IRC. Anyway, could you please point me to the original photos so I can start working on them? Otherwise I'll just google for some and get the job done.

By the way, is that Ribena label on bleach bottle that you are after, or vise versa? Thanks!

-- The Colonel (talk) 12:00, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Thanks loads, sorry about that. Photo is [[1]] <--- here. (just upload over the top when you're done so there'll only be one image). Thanks sooooo much for this, you've been a HUGE help.  :)

I've got a few good bits off some household cleaners that you could use - "Kills all germs" (substitute "children" for "germs"), "Cleans and freshens" "Effective limescale remover" "Also kills weeds" etc. They're just ideas, you don't have to put them all in.

Um. Also, it's a bit big, because I couldn't work out how to get it smaller, but I'm sure you can fix that easily.  :*D </useless>

Thanks again!!! --Flyingfeline 12:36, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Podcast

I think you're the new voice of UnNews, and the BBC jingle is awesome as shit. I love it. I would watch the BBC everynight just to listen to that.

hehe-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:15, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Wow..... Dunno what to say to that! Thanks a lot!!! Wow!!!!
By the way - NeoZidane did the jingle, not me. Thank him too - no, better, vote for him for the Emmanuel Goldstein award here!  :) Congrats on winning it yourself, by the way. -- 16:12, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

• I liked your ogg vorbis file with this UnNews:OGG approval ratings fall once again, take a look at it;-)-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:50, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Oh, you did one in .mp3! Good idea. I was thinking about that, but I wasn't sure if it would spoil the joke. -- 20:00, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

No I don't think it spoiled it at all. I like both of the recordings, and I was really surpised to see my ogg player open when I clicked it. I made fun of zim too...hehe-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 20:03, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Heh, glad it didn't spoil it. -- 20:11, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

We racked up on some ninja stars today, you got 3 and I got two...that's fucking awesome.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 23:13, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Hee!! :DDD -- 23:16, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Yippe-ki-yay!

Heya, thanks for the nom, and for being so fun to talk to, heck I'll give you another one...

Yaaaay, domo arigato kattu o flyingo

NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire ______соединяйтесь! 19:41, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Yaaay, Ninjastars!!!!! :D *bounces* -- 19:58, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

UnNews Audio

Wow, Ninjastars galore!
S'fine, I love making audios. :) -- 21:44, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Nice work

I'm pleased to see you've become prolific in audio productions, as have some others, to differing extents. I don't know if I've given you a blessing yet, so in lieu of something valuable, I offer you zim's blessing. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:31, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!! They're not all going to fit!! -- 12:23, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Signature

With all the help i put forth, i think it's a shame you chose such a lackluster design for your sig. So I cut you a new one, so to say. Use it or modify it if you like, or not. Just putting it out there:

flyingfeline ^babble..._contribs

Just copy and paste if you want to use it. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:40, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Wow, thanks! That's really nice of you.
I think that means the font I chose doesn't work with PCs, though, because the one I did looks quite nice on a mac. I quite like the simpler one though... I'll try and find a font that works for both, and if I can't I'll use yours. Thanks for taking so much trouble, it's really nice! -- 12:10, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, i guess it does look different on a PC. But if you like yours, by all means, use it. (I just noticed I forgot to link "Babble" and "Contribs"). --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:28, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Your babble one with the purple font looks wonderful...-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:32, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Ribena Premium Bleach

Yep, I hope this is the stuff you asked me for. Don't drink it though. ;)

-- The Colonel (talk) 12:31, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Woooooo!! Yay! *glugging noises*
Thanks tons, it looks really great!! Wait, is that a penguin in my sock drawer?

-- 20:07, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Thank You, Comrade

For your worked to Walgreens Drug Store. 23:47, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

YAAAAAAY prezzies. Thankyou mucho!! -- 23:53, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Why?

Why did you revert my edit? You took the humor out. Cheddar Cheesia

Look, I'm sorry. But it was the Oscar Wilde page, and you inserted a quote about you. I mean, come on! If that's not vanity, I don't know what is. And anyway, it wasn't very funny.
But thank you for coming on my talkpage and asking me about it, rather than just blanking my userpage or something. -- 00:20, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Are we allowed to do personal quotes on other pages?

Cheddar Cheesia

'Fraid not, really. The aim is to give the impression of a real encyclopedia, or a Wikipedia parody, and a random quote from someone non-famous isn't really in that kind of a vein. Better to stick to what you know will be funny - try looking here. -- 00:26, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Pretty much the standard is to sign comments like these, and make anonomous edits to pages. Articles belong to everybody, comments on talk pages belong to you. I hope you can take the time to peruse the link that Flyingfeline posted for you above - it will help a great deal. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 00:46, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Well, how about articles we made? Or stuff articles about things we created, like comics, poems, etc.?

Cheddar Cheesia

Listen to Famine, he knows better than me - "..and make anonymous edits to pages". That's the main bit. The pages aren't yours, they're everybody's. And if you created a page solely about a comic or poem you created, (and you weren't famous or anything) then that would be classed as vanity and probably deleted.
And seriously, sign with four tildes (~ ~ ~ ~) or press the button with a little squiggle on it at the top of the edit box. You don't have to provide a link to your userpage like that. -- 08:47, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, but, this wiki really doesn't need rules. This wiki even says it's "full of lies and bullshit". Isn't this suppose to be like a free-for-all? Shouldn't we be allowed to advertise?

(Are we allowed to advertise personal sites in our user page, by the way?)

Cheddar Cheesia 18:29, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Oh, gawd... Look, have you ever seen Encyclopedia Dramatica? That's what Uncyc would be like without rules. That's a genuine free-for-all. We can't post links to it here, so just google it or something. It's full of shock-porn, and crap pages and all that.
Yes, you are allowed to put links to your own sites on your userpage, but that's the only place you are allowed to do it (that and in your sig, but that's complicated). Anything else is vanity. Seriously, read the vanity policy, and also HTBFANJS. It's not an insult, it's genuinely a good idea. Everybody else has.
Well done about the sig, by the way. -- 19:28, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

You simply have oceans of patience.....you're way too good for the likes of us...

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 20:05, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Yaaay! Honorary Jew-hood! :D -- 00:09, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Ok, and am I allowed to make an article about my comic with a subpage? You know, I could put a / next to my user name on the address bar, then type the article I would like, and it would have a link to my userpage after I made the article. Am I allowed to do that?

Cheddar Cheesia 20:41, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

You can do anything you want to within your namespace, within reason. If you read the articles you've been directed to numerous times you won't wouldn't have to ask....try it...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 21:05, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you can definitely do that. Just make sure you remember the "User:Cheddar Cheesia/" bit - I forgot that once (see top of page) and nearly got banned for it. Mordillo's right - please read the pages, they'll tell you almost everything you need to know and then you won't need to ask me. :) -- 00:09, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Encyclopedia dramatica sucks. Hi flyingfeline. 21:10, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Hi Tom :) -- 00:09, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Already done an audio for insomnia article.

Want it? --thematrixeætsyou, the leader (talk) (flames) 08:14, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

No, it's okay. You have it. But in the future, could you put a Recording In Progress tag on the article while you're recording, like this: {{RIP|Thematrixeatsyou}} and an UnNews Audio tag on it when it's done and uploaded, like this: {{UnNewsAudio|Image:Name_of_your_audio.mp3}}. Thanks!

First UnNews Article

Good job on your story. Don't do it again.

emc has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--EMC ^[TALK] 19:37, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

Hee. Okay *gets out chalk*. I must not write any more UnNews articles.....I must not write any more UnNews articles..... -- 20:01, 12 October 2006 (UTC)