User talk:Ethine

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Woooo, archive one!

SUCK MY COCK[edit source]

yep. love, Ethine sig.png 

Where do I sign? -RAHB 05:50, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
Right here, I hope. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:42, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
Can I have cutsies? I want cutsies. --Andorin Kato 06:43, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
Me too!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:00, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Who in Cleveland are You? You just edited my discussion page, and I have no idea who the **** you are. User:Thebombzen

Thanks[edit source]

Hi Ethine! Thanks for reverting How to Start a computer. Much appreciated, Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:51, Jul 17

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeWii 14:11, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

What this talk page needs....[edit source]

Is a sail to catch the wind and propel you along, an airhorn to attract the attention of other drivers, a toolkit in case the sail breaks, two seats so you can sit down and somebody else can sit down too and a basin so that I can wash my hands as I leave. There's no hurry to install these items, just get it done in the next 24 hours. --ChiefjusticeWii 08:16, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Birthday Forum[edit source]

Hello!!!! Glory to all geese and other flying things. On that birthday forum I saw you said you didn't really do much in 2008 under your former name. A ton of edits! Votes! Forums! Pee Reviews! Hell, you could have been nommed for UotM then. Anyway, your 2008 incarnation was as fun as your current one. And you caught the wrath of Killerfroggy, which is like an initiation here. Aleister 15:09 29 7

Thanks[edit source]

For the welcome and the stalking. I feel both warm & cuddly and shocked & questioning. But that could be the alcohol and/or meds. Mister Victim (talk) 23:58, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

PS, wut the heck is up with the site using a CRAPTCHA when I'm just posting a link to Uncyclopedia! Mister Victim (talk) 00:00, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
It's because you're new. You won't have to put up with that for too long. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:04, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to Uncyclopedia[edit source]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Ethine, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:50, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

This template > * -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:51, August 1, 2010 (UTC)


Hi[edit source]

I'm a complete, utter, total, inexcusable, pure unfiltered noobiness. Do i sign up here?--Le picklez 05:56, October 28, 2010 (UTC) <- I don't even know what that is

Damn woman![edit source]

What have you been eating for breakfast?! I have somewhere an extreme categorizer ninjastar somewhere, and I'll put it here as soon as I find it! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:37, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

I think he means this:

--ChiefjusticeWii 20:26, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

That's the one! Thanks for proving my incompetence once more Chief, I knew there was a reason i liked you. Ethine - wear this with pride. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:13, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Contest today, August 2nd (U.S. time) or 3rd (civilized world time)[edit source]

(Hi. Could you pass this info around Skype if you happen to be on it later. Thanks. If anyone's interested have them contact Happymonkey's page)

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister 16:05 2 8

I'll tell everyone I can find! Including people you probably don't want to show up. Love, Ethine sig.png 
? Nobody I wouldn't want to come. This started with Happymonkey challenging me, and then he didn't show up himself because he was talking to a girl. So now we want to expand it to anyone interested. I don't know how we're going to hand out who picks who's article title. Maybe Happymonkey can draw names from a hat or something. Thanks for passing it around, Al 20:09 2 8
This is really nerdy, but you could assign numbers for each article title (one, two, three, etc.), and then make everyone roll for which one they get. You could use something like this. First come, first roll, and if someone's already rolled that number, they have to roll again. Love, Ethine sig.png 
This sounds fun, but I have rehearsal. Next time, maybe. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:28, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
I was too scared to look into the invisible castle. Both because it's invisible, and because it's a castle. What we had planned was just to pair up two people, then they give each other a title at one-minute before the contest or whatever we're calling it starts at 2:00 UTC. Maybe I should put all this on a forum, and if Happymonkey gets back I'll mention to pop over here and check your ideas out. Thanks. Aleister 20:36 2 8

My Piranha thingy[edit source]

Hey i appreciate your consideration by adding categories to my article but as said earlier, there is a competition going on, and we really wish that no one edits anything.

Thank you, and any other time i would thank you, but in this case screw off...nah im kidding, but seriously, don't touch my article 0.0 --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 16:51, August 3, 2010 (UTC)


Nonono, thank you for catogrizing my articles, i realize that you have done it before. I very much appriciate you going out of you way to help me out, it's just if that template is at the top, don't touch it. Only in that case, again thanks for before....hell here...--Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 00:15, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Newcookie.gif Happymonkey39 has awarded you a cookie!
For being so caring and kind

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost![edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:15, 5 August 2010

Thanks.[edit source]

Friggin IPs, when will they learn? Thanks. - [02:42 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk

I reverted that IP more than she did, and put it on BP. Women always get all he credit for everything >:(--HM (T) 02:46, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Yes. Hey. I was getting to you. Be patient. Jeese. - [02:48 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
*hug* Gooooo HELPME! You're the best reverter everrrrr! Love, Ethine sig.png 
Oh great, now I feel like a real third wheel. And this is my header! Sheesh. I'll just skulk off into the night. - [02:52 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Aw, you're just saying that. I'm no RabbiTechno. --HM (T) 02:54, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
I <3 the Rabbi (and his ferrets Yentil and Mordecai)! I love you, too, YesTimeToEdit! <3 Love, Ethine sig.png 
Feel free to call me Yettie. Are ferrets kosher? And is it just me or do you have worrying levels of love, ethine? I mean it's nice to see someone so positive and loving, don't get me wrong, but I'm getting the feeling you might want to chainsaw my head off and add it to a collection? (I can be a tad paranoid, sometimes) - [02:59 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Oh, no, everyone knows the stuff that's creepy about me. Like the binoculars, rope, and lock picks in my purse. I'm not kidding. But really, I <3 everyone. Love, Ethine sig.png 
And what kind of binoculars fit into a purse? Let alone rope and lock picks? Do you either have a very large purse or very small strange-collection-of-items items? - [03:02 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Well, the binoculars are the fold-down kind. Admittedly, the rope does take up quite a bit of rope, considering there's well over fifty feet in there. Lock picks are pretty small. In fact, their case is about the size of a large wallet, and they can be mistaken for that. That aside, I do have a pretty big purse, just in case I need something. Love, Ethine sig.png 
All real women have huge purses. And Ethine is famous for a legendary jailbreak. I would say more, but the cops could have this place bugged.--HM (T) 03:07, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Wait, wait, Ethine, you're not James Bond are you? - [03:09 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
James Bond isn't a girl. Love, Ethine sig.png 
We have no proof of that.--HM (T) 04:16, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Exactly! What if James Bond was a little girl, Jamesina, and always dreamt of being a spy. However, during her formative adolescent year, she realised she was a lesbian. Lesbianity was frowned on way back when, and she would have to choose between her sexuality and her life ambition. Instead, she had the amazing plan to pretend to be a guy - James - while seducing and having sex with unwitting, heterosexual females. The plan was perfect. Except that she was bound to drink shaken martinis for the rest of her life, because any other drink would mess up her hormone treatments. - [12:47 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
I'm not a lesbian and this can be verified by at least one Uncyclopedian. Love, Ethine sig.png 
O riley? Maybe that's just part of your ingenious cover story?! - [12:56 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk

Me again[edit source]

A cake for you, Ethine x

Mornin' Ethine! Remember me? You welcomed me and helped me and I promised you a cake. I wanted to tell you I wrote an article, and it's almost finished! I hit a snag, though, and since it's took me well over two thousand hours to complete and I have pestered everybody else to the very border of insanity, I wonder if you could help me, please? You know the top bit, the introduction thingy bit, I can't get in to edit it. The button has disappeared. I need to put another piccie in & tidy it up, but I'm stuck. What do I do? Grateful noobie thanks x --Ohnogodnotagain 07:23, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

Awwww, thanks for the cake! I find that most problems on Uncyclopedia spawn from the edit button, and perhaps you should take its disappearance as a good omen. But seriously, what do you mean by 'it disappeared'? Could you take a screencap? It sounds like a browser problem. Love, Ethine sig.png 
Initial thought: the page was IP protected and you were not logged on, by accident? I dunno. I was just drawn by the cake. —SPICY CUNT FUCK WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:07 11 August 2010]
Mmmm.....browser...take a screencap...IP.. thanks, Ethine - enjoy your cake! x--Ohnogodnotagain 15:35, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Yettie, if you steal my new user, I'll beat you up! Love, Ethine sig.png 
Oh yeh?? Well I'll smite you by the power of Thor! Or something...SPICY CUNT FUCK WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:43 13 August 2010]
Once, I ate 18 cakes. --ChiefjusticeWii 20:41, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
I heard the rumour. —SPICY CUNT FUCK WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:59 13 August 2010]
That's as many as nine twos. And that's terrible. --81.106.100.44 11:23, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
That kind of math doesn't work when it comes to eating. You eat out an 18 year old and people say you're a legend, but if you try 2 9 year olds, they call you a freak. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 08:41, Sep 16 2010 UTC

I just found this and I think you deserve it[edit source]


--Andorin Kato 06:36, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Damnit, someone already gave you this. Ah, well, now you have two. Keep accumulating them as you categorize pages and maybe you can build a little fort out of them. --Andorin Kato 06:36, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Birthday Buddddies![edit source]

According to this we share the same birthday. Along with Sycamore. (I know you were registered as vampiregirl first, but details details... Have I mentioned this already? Anywho... —SPICY CUNT FUCK WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:56 19 August 2010]

No one shares my birthday with me. Can I share your birthday with you? I don't eat much cake.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 18:02 (UTC)
You can indeed. You are allowed one slice of cake. The slice of cake may be no more than 4 inches wide at its widest point and no more that 4.5 inches high at its highest point. I am incredibly stingy with my cake as you can probably tell. Cake is serious business, you see. —SPICY CUNT FUCK WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:54 22 August 2010]
M,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m... Cake!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 21:26 (UTC)
4 x 4.5 inches of cake to be precise. But indeed, Symbol keep vote.svg I concur, cake! —SPICY CUNT FUCK WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:35 22 August 2010]

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeWii 12:12, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

wut[edit source]

Being the helpful person I am, I fired up some autowikibrowser for some spell checking action. But I get a "NeedToken" error thrown at me when I try to log into uncyc with it. Do you know what gives? Mister Victim (talk) 00:24, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps you should feed it more quarters. Failing that, spell checking Uncyc with autowikibrowser is a bad idea, because we have lots of deliberate misspellings like "teh," and folks will eat you alive if you fuck with their tehs. (But seriously, no idea what's up with it. I googled to no avail.) Love, Ethine sig.png 
A need token error I suspect would refer to requiring a bot flag before you can log into uncyclopedia with the bot. It's something you would need to speak to Sannse about before you do anything else. --ChiefjusticeWii 11:02, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

WTF?!?[edit source]

Just look at recent changes. Lulz. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:42, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

I hate you.[edit source]

No one wants to hug you. Payback hoe. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bertelli (talk • contribs)

Charming. --ChiefjusticeWii 07:39, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
Those Italians. Always the ladies' men... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:34, 27 August 2010 (UTC)
Bertelli. You. Sir. Are. An. Ass. I. Hope. You. Fucking. Get. Raped. By. An. Elephant. You. Damn. Shithead.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:26, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

We got a problem[edit source]

I got drunk one night and I think you might be pregnant--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:35, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Is pregnate the same as pregnant? Also, surely she would know first. --ChiefjusticeWii 07:08, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
If I remember my Roman history correctly, the Pregnate was the appointed official in charge of gynecology. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:24, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
fixed it--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:06, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks![edit source]

Approved by the Dancing Milk


Thank you for the great belated birthday present! (Yes, August is my IRL birthday, I just hit the big 4-0.) Here, have some cake.

-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:03, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:00, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Hi ..[edit source]

Thank you .:-)). – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ice cream (talk • contribs)

Sign you're post--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 22:00, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Your. Love, Ethine sig.png 
I must have really bad grammar skills. Thanks for pointing that out--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 22:07, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Categorization[edit source]

Why are you removing category:templates from appropriate categories? Although those category were both a sub-cat and a sub-sub-cat of the same category, it is generally better for the categories to be over-catted than under-catted. If the sub-cats are minimally catted, then when a category is deleted, it could result in its sub-cats being lost to the category tree. --Mn-z 01:33, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

That doesn't make any sense. There's a middleground between over and under called "enough". I'd think that would be the optimum thing. Anyways, I told her she could. -RAHB 04:48, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
If everything is a subcat of one giant parent category, it begins to be to difficult to find the category you need on the parent category. For example, when categorizing images of naked chicks, you head over to Category:Erotic Images. Now, say this naked girl has a giant vagina which makes up a third of this picture. You'd then tag it Category:Vagina, and be on your merry way. Now, if you notice at the top of Category:Erotic Images, we have about fifty subcats. If all of these were listed as subcats of Category:Images, we'd never know where to look when we wanted to find something that didn't involve naked girls. This is why they are only subcats of Category:Erotic Images.
Further, subcats are all listed on their parent category's page, so there is no risk of accidentally losing a category. Love, Ethine sig.png 
But if we cat the cats and sub-cats and them we minimally cat the rest then how will we know when, how and if to cat the real cats when they come along, are sub-cats underwater felines? If you have fifty sub-cats could you be able to destroy a nuclear submarine? Also, if the sub cats and the normal cats journey to the cat tree where all the cats hang out and have big parties then how will we be able to use cats to find any sub cats and indeed sub-sub-cats? I think we should cat cat the over cats and the sub cats should be catted in a way that means under-catting is a thing over the past and over-catting is throwing cats into wheelie bins. --ChiefjusticeWii 07:36, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
I can see your point. However, some of sub-catting is for a specific reason. The main examples would be the image databases for animals and pr0n. As another example, Category:Fix This Metacategory was created for bot searches of articles that need work. --Mn-z 21:02, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Thanks for putting the subcat Images at War Images. I haven't played with placing subcat's too much, and you got me on a roll for a few minutes. Appreciated. Aleister 23:42 19 9

Saw your note on my page after I wrote the abovest. Left an answer there. Thanks again, Al 23:57 19 9

More Nagging about Cats[edit source]

Why did you put Category:Hitler Images in Category:Images instead of Category:Images of people, or better yet, Category:Images of Famous People? --Mn-z 23:34, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for bringing that to my attention. Hitler's fame momentarily escaped me. I'm not Jewish, afterall. Love, Ethine sig.png 
Oh, you mean Hitler Williams? I never knew that guy had become famous. I should call him. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:46, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

HOLY FUCK YES!!![edit source]

THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! Seriously Ethine, thank you.User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:16, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again![edit source]

Read All About It![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeWii 14:23, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:01 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?[edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 05:33, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeWii 16:08, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:24, 16 December 2010

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:50, 23 December 2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:39, 30 December 2010

UnSignpost Delivery![edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:57, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery![edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:16, Jan 13 2011 UTC

UnSignpost! Wheeee![edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:42, 27 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:33, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:27, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:14, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:42, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:07, 3 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:05, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:12, 17 March 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:12, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:13, 31 March 2011

adopt-a-noob[edit source]

Lucky you! You have been selected (by my scroll wheel) to be my "sensei" (should you want it..). The automated greeting machine (admin?) directed me here, so i figured i'd give it a go.

enjoy. zee TOES 07:08, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:00, 14 April 2011

N00B[edit source]

Hi! I just enrolled following the ED debacle. I like this place better than ED, it's a lot more classy! I'd be appreciative if you could tell me what is the code I have to enter in "my preferences" so that "talk" will show up on my signature? BTW, I edited some, if you want, go see the beginning of Assassin and tell me what you think. :) See ya. Mattsnow 04:16, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Some useful information on signatures can be found here. Also Ethine is a bit less active these days, which is a shame, but feel free to ask any questions you have on my talk page if you are struggling to get a response here. --ChiefjusticeWii 07:39, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

That UnSignposty thing[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:18, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:17, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:43, 12 May 2011

UnSignpost[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:08, 19 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

This is not spam...[edit source]

UNCYCLOMANIA logo.PNG

...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. Aimsplode L A B O R A T O R I E S 00:01, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Category:Subpages of real articles[edit source]

In creating this, were you aware of Category:Article subpages with which it appears to be an effective duplicate? If there's a distinction, feel free to make note of it on the category pages and such and put the two articles back (I recategorised them in the meantime); otherwise I'll delete this one. Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:19, 27 October 2011

That was probably my fault. I kind of commissioned her to create it. This is further reason why I should stay away from categories >_< -RAHB 04:55, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
Oh. So it was an accident, then? And I thought you were off... worrying about other things somewhere. *gestures vaguely* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:57, 27 October 2011
Oh, I am. By meditating though, I can sum up enough artificial electrical energy to mentally check my watchlist for any uncharacteristic emergencies for about five minutes a day. Seeing as there aren't any of those...*crackle* go- *ksssshhh* in- *crackle POP* -tato- *pffffff-crack* -appa... (Astral Connection Terminated!) -RAHB 05:13, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome Back Ethine[edit source]

Nice to see that you have popped in to check on VFH. Trust you are well. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:36, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Romartus! It's good to be back again! I missed you guys! Hopefully I didn't miss anything terribly exciting. Ethine sig.png 

Greetings[edit source]

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 6 January 2012

Yo Ethine[edit source]

If you are around, and I hope you are - could you get word to Kalir? I had wondrous fun with him pwning all tight-arses with those two essays in the Jones of text. I want him back NOW. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:26, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

I barely know you...[edit source]

...but I'm sure of this feeling. Ethine, will you vote yes on Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded? It would mean so much to me. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:38, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

FYI[edit source]

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Hi, just letting you know that since you don't seem to be active these days I've moved you from the list of active adopters to the list of inactive ones. If you should become active again, you may want to move your name back to the active list. Hope to see you around. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 19:35, 16 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia