User talk:DungeonSiegeAddict510/pointless archive 1

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-- Kip the Egg Talk Works 10:25, Jun. 4, 2013

That, that was disturbingly fast... I'm scared. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 10:28, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

Welcome!!!

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia!
	Oh, hello, DungeonSiegeAddict510, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place... Umm... Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly. Beginner's Guide - Guide to folks like you. Our Vanity Polices - Making vainty pages is not recommended if you don't want to die. How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Like the name says, it teaches "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid." Nuff said. And remember: Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedian people don't like dicks. Stop laughing. When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the () button. It's important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn't get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others. If you're still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don't forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoption program in the world. So, again, welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:29, 4 June, 2013 (UTC)

SPELL DECISION RIGHT YOU FUCK! (jk, I love you man, and thanks for welcoming me.) --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 10:32, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

Hello

How are you? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 02:04 21 June 2013

I'm good, thank you very much. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:17, 21 June 2013 (UTC)

Wrong Planet

Sorry that I haven't been in Wrong Planet's IRC chatroom for a while. I never know when you're there due to you being banned from #uncyclopedia. Tip: You should probably talk to Zombiebaron about that. Meanwhile, I currently have no home Internet access until some point in the unforeseeable future, so my online sessions now are relatively rare. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 20:22, Jun. 21, 2013

Ah, I see. Well its okay... I can wait. (BTW, I got topped in #anime) see you around!--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 22:23, 21 June 2013 (UTC)

Tell Me

Do you have an adopter? User:Matthlock/sig2 23:22, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

Nope! But a question... are you a feminine looking male? Otherwise, don't adopt me if that's your intention. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:24, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

Aaaaahhh. I'm getting empty nest syndrome ever since my adopter left me. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:25, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

Hmmmm

Denza, I see you have not voted for my article UnScripts:The Treaty of Minaj-Black. It came 2nd in the PLS, so... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 02:33 1 July 2013