User talk:Cthulhu
Hello there, welcome to Uncyclopedia, Mr. Cthulhu. Regarding quotes, be they Ballmer, Wilde or Twain, we've been trying to cut down on the number of pages inundated with them. Try to only use them when they really relate well to an article. And please don't eat me. --—rc (t) 04:09, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Template:Killquote has the ballmer quote in it, meaning that you redundantly added the ballmer quote to a number of pages. While RC is a nice guy, I'm getting pissy enough about the massive amount of ballmer quotes here that I'm about ready to go on a banning spree. Enough is enough. If it's a good place, and fits with the article, by all means, add it. But don't spam every god damn page with a ballmer quote. Or any other quote. If you desperately need a "this should die" quote, at least use ((killquote)), since it's randomized. --
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 22:05, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Ok, I'll cut it out. Sorry. I was highly amused by it.--
“Well, what else can I say. He's Dreamy!”
- Ok, I'll cut it out. Sorry. I was highly amused by it.--
“Cthulhu? Yes, I think I had sex with them once. Although I didn't see their face so I can't be sure, for obvious reasons.”
Cthulhu is a God, Defacto Ruler of the World and founding member of the Uncyclopedia Bloods.
Early History[edit | edit source]
Cthulhu was created in much the same way that Jebus was, the only differance is that insted of god's and Josephs batter that mixed, it was God and Chaos' mix inside of the betiful godess Slutertera. Not much is knowen about his childhood except that he spent much of his time giving free blowjobs to various men passing by under his portch. This activity continued untill he was later discovered by the great master porn maker Oscar Wild. To whom he gave a blowjob soon after.
The Knighting of Cthulhu[edit | edit source]
God-hood[edit | edit source]
Defacto Ruler of the World[edit | edit source]
- Ok, I'll cut it out. Sorry. I was highly amused by it.