User talk:Codeine/archive14

Warm Feeling

YOU ARE, PROVERBIALLY, ON FIIIIIIRRRAAAH! BURN BABY BURN. Thanks for caring. We love you.-Severian

For making me laugh on IRC.

This user is presented the Clever Deinonychus award for making Colin "All your base" Heaney laugh through some clever use of words that may or may not involve dinosaurs on IRC.

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Unciklopedia - YouTube

I wonder if you could help us at the Hungarian Unciklopedia. We would like to use YouTube embedding, but it seems that extension:youtube is not activated in our project. An administrator of ours has tried to make contact with Uncyclomedia, but they are either dead or kidnapped (maybe both). So we don't know whom to contact in order to reach LocalSettings.php and extensions/YouTube.php. Thank you in advance. Gremlin 19:43, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Being Codeine's lawyer I'll respond - who are you hosted by? Wikia? Carlb? If you're wikia then you need to contact Sannse. ~ 19:46, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I suppose wikia. Thanks. :) Gremlin 19:52, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I have a Jewish lawyer? Awesome! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:53, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Wait till you get the bill... ~ 20:13, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Oy vey iz mir... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:14, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

http://unciklopedia.org/ isn't hosted by Wikia, so it's probably CarlB. Sorry, I can't help with this one :( -- sannse (talk) 10:10, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

Say...

Can have rollback? I do the odd bit of reverting and I've heard it's faster with Rollback. U.U. said to ask you, and if you want me to ask 3 other admins I can. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:34 6 November 2008

That's done. Always happy to do anything that reduces my workload slightly ;) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:50, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

Now listen here

You are a pompous jackass, let me back in #uncyclopedia or you shall suffer dire consequences PinkServ` 23:42, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Don't threaten me, little boy. Speak to me like this again and you'll find your own IRC privileges revoked quicker than you can say "Aren't I clever using an open proxy to sockpuppet". -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:32, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

I wasn't trying to break the wiki, you know

I was only trying to help. I took the wrong path in doing so.
Although I would appreciate not being called a "muppet". – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:14 Nov 10, 2008

24 hours after we talk about this, and nearly a full month after the incident in question you feel the need to keep harassing me for some reason? Let it go, man, it's not healthy. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 07:49, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

HALP

he's back for more --Charitwo^Talk 07:59, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Cabal union thingy

shall we try and set a special chat room session, phone call with all the chosen ones to start working on the issue? ~ 14:01, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Sounds like a plan. You've got my number, I have yours and Mhaille's; we just need contact details for MrN9K and Spang and we're good to go. Cabal awaaaaay! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:19, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Alrighty, Shall I get MrN's and you Spang's? Shall we have a weekend of beer and hookers together in Amsterdam? Shall we declare an independent Scotland? ~ 20:38, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

You have that kind of political power? and such great lifestyles? Hell shit my Codeine/Mordillo shrines gonna have to get much more impressive--Sycamore (Talk) 20:40, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

I'm on IRC regularly in the evenings these days. Just pop in. My preference is that we physically meet up. I'm not sure if that's possible. MrN 21:00, Nov 11

Well, for you and I that's as easy as a 45 minute train journey, but given that Spang, Mhaille and Mordillo are in Scotland, Scouseland and Holl-land respectively, it might take a bit of arranging. Personally, I'm happy to travel to Amsterdam and discuss all this over a warm bong (long overdue anyway), but I appreciate that we might not all have the flexibility to go jaunting off to other countries at the drop of a hat (family, work and such commitments). The first step is a group email, I guess. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:30, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, I'm happy to travel wherever. I wonder how big Mordillo's lounge is... I'm putting together some notes about various things at the moment, we . Oh, not sure if you have had the pleasure of reading w:c:furry:WikiFur:Moving hosts, w:c:starwars:Forum:Finding alternative hosting, w:c:transformers:Transformers Wiki talk:Community Portal/Leaving and w:c:illogipedia:IllogiNews:WE HAVE LEFT WIKIA... MrN 21:48, Nov 11

Quote template change

Here is my suggested change to the quote template: link - if the "author" of the quote has an unquotable page, it links to that instead.--Simon Brown (Talk) 17:42, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Would you like to come to my house and play pool? --Dimpy 19:19, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!

Reindeer thanks you for voting! Personnally I don't know what that guy was so worked up about. I just wanted to correct his mistake...

Also thanks for the rollback, it's come in handy. Though the more avid reverters tend to beat me, the thought's there though. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:28 17 November 2008

Action throttle

Would it be in your interest to request people with rollback to have the noratelimit user right from staff, because page move vandalism is a bitch to revert. Especially if you don't notice it right away. People without this right can only make 2 moves (including checking the talk page box) every 5 minutes. What do you think? --Charitwo^Talk 01:06, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Speaking as a nosey passerby and someone who has encountered this difficulty, I don't think that that is a good idea. For many reasons.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Don't trust all the folks with rollback? There's also the option of creating a noratelimit group that trusted non-ops could be promoted to. Seeing as how this is Uncyclopedia, calling it by what it is seems out of place. Perhaps something like Delimiter. *shrug* --Charitwo^Talk 18:32, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

/me wanders past with a nosey look on my face... Yea, that limit thing has buggered me up a few times when trying to undo loads of page moves... I did not know this noratelimit thing could be played with. Another user group is surely not a good idea, but could this not be fixed for people with rollback? What's the problem? If someone abuses it, Codeine could make them sit on the naughty step... MrN 18:59, Nov 19

Nosey people are welcome, more feedback the better. New group was just an option for the people against giving it to the rollback group. --Charitwo^Talk 22:23, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh dear.--- 08:13, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

I have no idea what you're all talking about but Mr jaNe sounds right. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:40 20 November 2008

I can has no imput but agreement? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:58, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Heheheheh

"What is it, national "create a pointless unfunny page about your retarded friend" day? Just fuck off already. All of you." We should declare that. It'd make such a good mainpage reskin. RabbiTechno 12:49, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Message from Samalot (blocked), please do not punish my friend for sending it. if you have to ask, I threatened him with an excruciatingly slow death. by some type of blunt spoon.

I’m VERY aware that today’s jokey write up on uncyclopedia had bad consequences. I’m also aware that mindless apologies will get me as far in life as playing runsescape, so I’ll quit the crap and tell you not to fucking insult me like that. I’m offended you made such a crappy obscene comment when you’re meant to be an intelligent admin (who’s other work was actually satirical and funny). I’m sure uncyclopedia has its fair share of immature n00bs*, and I may have been one today but there’s no need to be so arrogantly insulting me for a little slip in my conduct.

I’m sure your thinking up some delightful retort and the less exciting expletives to go with it, but all I’m saying is you went over the top. I’m apologising for my part in this, but it’s not like you’re superior all of a sudden. I actually enjoyed trying out basic satire for once, and apart from my absolute inability to use basic IT (terrible teacher at school you see-hence none of my pages having pictures or anything fancypants) I think I can contribute to this site.

Of course all this is obsolete because you’ve probably judged me as an inferior due to the fact I couldn’t even work out how to send this message myself once I’d been blocked, but hey, that’s prejudiced so I don’t care if you do think that (although I’d appreciate if you don’t). Ach my fingers can’t keep up this typing, I’ll stop now and leave you to it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 92.11.149.100 (talk • contribs)

Well, he did say "pants"... MrN 20:46, Nov 19

I'm not sure what else he's saying. Some deep rooted Jewish seed in me is telling me to admire his chutzpah. Ahem. Anyway, Samalot, assuming you're reading this, you got blocked for creating three pages about your school friends. Don't take it personally kid, your block was part of a much larger crusade I was waging against people writing slanderous cyberbullying crap yesterday - hence the block reason you got. Look here to see that it wasn't personal and you weren't singled out or judged for it. I wade through more unfunny, abusive crap than you can begin to imagine on a daily basis, and the killer part is: this isn't my job. I'm not obliged to do it, I don't receive any renumeration for it; I do it because I love this site and want it to be the best it can be. So I'm sorry if you felt slighted by my generic remarks, but when I see content that's detrimental to the site, or articles being created that run contrary to the spirit of an online satirical encyclopedia, I deal with it briskly and efficiently. All you have to do is get in touch somehow, explain the situation from your point of view and everything can be resolved. And hey presto, you've done that, and now you're unblocked again. Easy, wasn't it? I don't do this to make me feel superior; I do it because I love Uncyclopedia. You're unblocked again now, run free! Just don't create any more articles that run contrary to our vanity policies, and everything will be fine. Incidentally, if you need help with formatting, wikilinking, or any of those other cunning tricks that transform your article from a block of text into something a bit more glamorous, just give me a shout. I think SA80 has some good potential. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:58, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

damn hebrew translators won't tell me what that word is unless i feed them some latkis and buy them a new menorah, so i might need a translation there. id love to be a n00b up for adoption, and if its just a mass posted message to everyone who violates the rules then fair play. as long as you hate the conservative party we can get along very well! (if not i'll just be slightly less cordial)

Cutzpah = audacity. Put this - חוצפה in your damn Hebrew translators. Also, sign your posts or die. ~ 20:47, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

will do. also, u think "barton court" was any good? strictly i'm not allowed to bitch about teachers due to the rules, but its more of a factual description of the school than anything else User:Samalot/sig 17:21, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

errrrm...damn. i'm bringing out the n00b in me... --Samalot 17:27, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Please Forgive Me

Master, i'm sorry for my fault on Jackass article. I've made it erased when i tried to enlarge the photo. – Preceding unsigned comment added by David Charles Singkawang (talk • contribs)

It's fine. Just make sure you've read the guides referred to in the Welcome note that will have been placed on your talk page by a thoughtful individual; specifically, BGBU and HTBFANJS. Also, please sign your comments with four tildes like so: ~~~~. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:53, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Hey There

Business for me today, because I'm confused. Okay on this article, the = things aren't making separate sections, they're just sort of hanging out. Can you fix that? You'll know what I'm talking about when you get there. And then tell me how to do it, I am learning! Heh. Kay. The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 19:18, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Fixed. MrN 19:24, Nov 20

Charlie Weis

Why did you delete the Charlie Weis article? What is this, wikipedia? I mean, not to be obnoxious, but you didn't really give me much time to add content to it. --SHAZAAM 14:18, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Restored to User:SlipOnAJimmy/Charlie Weis for you to work on at your leisure. It was deleted as part of a purge of short not-particularly-funny articles; as I keep repeating, it's nothing personal, I just deal with a lot of junk on a daily basis. All you have to do is ask for it to be restored. It'll be safe in your userspacefor as long as you want, and when you feel it's finished, feel free to move it back to the main space again. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:09, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Mordillia

Why did you sleep with Mordillia? What is this, wikipedia? I mean, not to be obnoxious, but you didn't really give me much time to consummate my marriage! ~ 18:16, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

I swear man, whatever Oli told you, it was a vile and contemptible lie! Also, if he showed you pictures, look closely and you can see it's Mhaille in a wig. Your marriage is safe. I mean, I offered, but I'm non-kosher, innit. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:26, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

BRING MY ARTICLE BACK YOU #$#@%$@%$&^%!

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO EDIT IT YOU #$#@%$@%$&^% ! BRING THE D*** THING BACK OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Alexander the Great (talk • contribs)

And here we see a textbook case of "how to not ask for your article back correctly". Are we all sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

Once upon a time there was a little article. It may have been quite a good article, or it may have been quite shitty; nonetheless, there it was. Its creator was proud of it, anyway, and he quite sensibly put a {{construction}} tag on it. Seven days passed, and a world-weary and cynical (but nonetheless dashingly handsome) admin appeared on the scene, performing some regular maintenance. And because the little article had an expired construction tag on it, it got swept up with all the other abandoned works and dumped in the recycling bin. His work done, the merry admin went about his day. But later, when the article's creator came to gaze upon his works, he found them gone, and a great rage filled his heart. And in the midst of his rage, he went to the admin's talk page and he did swear and threaten, cursing the admin mightily, and telling of dire consequences that were to come. So angry was he, that he didn't even sign his post with four tildes (~~~~), before lurching off into the darkness. And when the admin visited his talk page, he had not a clue who the bearer of such furious tidings was, nor to which article of the twenty or so he deleted that day he was referring. And our heroic admin did sigh. "If only", he said, "people could be polite and understanding. If only they could realise that if they just asked me what had happened, and asked me to restore their articles, I'd do so cheerfully and promptly. I don't come here to be sworn at by teenagers".

But, as he was reaching for his ban stick, a great softness entered his heart. Or maybe he was just a bit stoned. Either way, he took the time to look in the page history and find out who the author was, and which article had been deleted, and he restored it to the person's userspace at User:Alexander the Great/Grand Theft Auto: Bikini Bottom, where it would be safe from deletion, and the author could work on it at his leisure.

With a futile hope in his heart that maybe, just maybe this would be the last time, the admin prepared to leave. "See ya, kid", he said to the writer as he climbed on his horse. "But if our paths cross again..." - he tapped the ban stick hanging from his belt - "..well, I'm sure you get the message". And with that, he was gone. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:19, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

FEATURE! ~ 14:29, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

If you listen carefully you can hear some distantly remembered admins of the past turning in their respective graves. MrN 14:57, Nov 22

Judgery

Well, the Ball begins this Thursday, and writing will be halted on December 11th. And then the judging begins. I currently have you slated for judging the Aristocrats section of the competition, so here's the notice for that (along with likely another notice the week the judging will begin). Let me know if anything comes up so I can fill the spot. Cheers. -RAHB 08:49, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Rockin'. No problems. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:20, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

My Article!!!!

Dear sir, after a little rest and a cup of tea I am still incensed at the huffing of my article. Why exactly was it necessary to kill my poor innocent Doggy even though it had a construction tag and had only been created today and had great things planned for it? Digi 19:32, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, to be frank, because it doesn't exactly constitute what one might call "cutting edge satire". To be even more frank, it looks like you copied some text from random wikipedia articles and replaced random words with "doggy"; not to mention the profusion of irrelevant templates, arbitrary images and other bizarre nonsensical content. Don't take offence, but in short, it looked like the kind of random vandalism I see on a daily basis. It'd help if I knew what your thinking was behind it, because to be honest ugly nonsensical pages don't tend to last long here, our primary goals being humour and satire. If "off-the-wall" stuff is more your forté, I suggest you check out Illogicopedia, because in its current form there's a fair chance of it ending up on VFD. I don't know if you've seen HTBFANJS, but it's a fairly good guideline as to the kind of content we're usually looking for here. If I can be of any help, let me know. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:02, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Revision before satire sadly...

I have mock GCSEs coming up soon, along with fencing club and afterschool German lessons, so I'm obviously strained for time. This is why I didn't make additions to SA80 or Democratic Socialism in quite a while, which is why they were recently deleted. I might have time after Christmas and hopefully I saved them to Microsoft Word before posting them, but could the admins cut me a little slack in completing my articles, before they toss them into that big furnace that powers the egg-shaped jigsaw machine? Thanks either way, --Samalot 18:29, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

The one guaranteed way to prevent your article from being huffed is to create it in your userspace at User:Samalot/Super awesome article idea or suchlike, where you can work on it at your leisure and also get help and advice before moving it to the mainspace (although cyberbullying and the like still isn't permitted, even in userspace). I've restored your articles to User:Samalot/Democratic socialism and User:Samalot/SA80 respectively, and removed the construction and ICU tags - note that articles in userspace don't require {{construction}} templates. Good luck with your mocks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:51, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Morning

Was just wondering if I might hear your thoughts on a small matter? The page Metallic was, until yesterday, a simple redirect page but someone has written an article on Metallica and placed it there. Since we already have a Metallica article and the Metallic one doesn't really fit with it, I reverted yesterday and the user reverted back, which is fair enough because what he went on to write isn't too bad. However, I wondered if we might be better with it changed to something along the lines of "Metallic (band)" and the redirect reverted to, er, a redirect page? RabbiTechno 12:12, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Ooh, crikey. I'd tend to try and merge the two and make Metallic back into a redirect. If you think they won't gel, then your latter idea is probably the best option, IMO. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:04, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Rightio then, that's what I'll do. RabbiTechno 17:23, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Pester

Can you help updating the feature (its protected from shitmunchers like me)?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:12, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Boker tov

Just listening to The Return of Jimmy V. Great stuff. Fireman is, as I believe the kids might say, da bomb. See you on #uncyc later, no doubt. RabbiTechno 10:11, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Incidentally, if you mix Instill into Darby, with 10secs overlap, it sounds a lot like My Bloody Valentine - this is obviously A Good Thing. RabbiTechno 10:53, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

I need some help

Hi Codeine,

I saw you are a sysop. I'm a Uncyclopedia (Portuguese) sysop and few times I edit here too.

In Desciclopédia, we have a template to "fast elimination" that users use to mark junk articles. Do you have a template like that?

I have used {{delete}} in two articles that was obviusly junk, (Michael thomson, David mcintyre), but I think {{delete}} isn't the right template to do this.

Can you help me here?

Thanks,

Franklin Kerber ^{►talk◄ or ►mail◄} 12:21, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Bom dia, Franklin! Here, we don't use a template for speedy deletions, but rather just list the article on QVFD. For crappy stubs that might yet grow into something useful, you can use {{ICU}} (check out the template page for usage instructions). Hope this helps! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:43, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Codeine

You suck.--Uncreative Username 03:30, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh, great, NOW what have you done, mister(wisterkissedhissister)?!?! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:33, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and by the way, you suck too.--Uncreative Username 03:39, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Uh-oh basghetti-o's!!! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:44, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and while I'm at it, you ALL suck!--Uncreative Username 04:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Can I suck too? ~ Mordillo where is my SEX? 10:05, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your helpful, insightful and informed opinion! We at Codeine Inc. value your business, and are always open to constructive criticism and suggestions as to how we can improve our services to you, our customers. Please understand that due to high call rates we may not be able to supply a personal response, but you can rest assured that your feedback will inform future company strategies. Once again, thanks! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:08, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Munich

Hi Codeine, you deleted my article. Let's spare all the boo hoos, I just want to ask you something. Could you temporarily resore it, so I can move it into my userspace, where I can edit it without it constantly being watched. Thanks! Jacjohncoles 10:20, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for using Cabal Express ^TM. The restoration fee is 12 Pounds. You can pay via cash, credit or sexual favors. ~ Mordillo where is my SEX? 10:33, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Wonderful, in that case, allow me to present you with a brand new television instead. In perfect condition, it has a whole 3 channels! Have fun!! Jacjohncoles 10:35, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Jews did WTC

Like the tapestry image. Is it a Codeine original, 'cos I'd like to VFP it. Asahatter (annoy) 11:28, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

'Tis indeed a very funny image. RabbiTechno 11:32, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Made by my own fair hand this very morning sir, and I would be most flattered if you felt it was VFP worthy. :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:54, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

ARISTOCRATS BALL OR DIE!!! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:09, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Rogue Admin

Apparently one of your fellow admins is going on a little power trip. This user has started a nasty little habit of deleting perfectly good articles (not just my own) and he has been warned, but he continues to play his little games with us. I'm sure I'm not the only one who is considering abandoning the site if everything we do gets reverted or deleted a couple of times before it finally stays. If he feels like the edits are not Uncyclopedic, he should probably give some kind of a reason, particularly when deleting articles of which I was one of several major contributors. Anything you can do to assist us would be greatly appreciated. --Doctapeppaman 00:12, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

RAHB's huff log] looks perfectly normal to me. Instead of creating drama and making empty "threats", why didn't you just speak to him like a normal rational person and ask him to restore the articles in question to your userspace? Also, "List of Nobody facts" or whatever it was, sucked horribly. Lists fail. Drama fails. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:20, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

So it's perfectly normal to steal, kill, and huff lovely pages of lovely references to popular culture that have been compiled by a collaborative effort of scores for the spread of cheer and goodwill to the less fortunate masses in countries such as Pakistan and Canada where people don't even understand the difference between a swamp and a marsh? I always thought that Uncyclopedia was a Communist state. Apparently, it's some sort of oligarchy that responds to the collective goals of the majority. I may have to make my own encyclopedia... --Doctapeppaman 04:30, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

We're an anarchy. Every man for himself. -RAHB 05:10, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting,by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...-- sannse (talk) 09:48, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Generic TDB Message

This is a generic message, being sent out to you, because you are one of the judges that is to judge in this year's Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball judging. The instructions for judging, and the judging results posting, are to be found at this page. Your judging is to take place between the judging days of December 11th and December 21st, and to be posted to the judging page by the end of the judging span. If you are unable to judge the judging, please let me know on my talk page, in which case I will make my judgment of which user is the best prospective judge to judge. Have a good day, and happy judging! -RAHB 01:25, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Also lol at Doctapeppaman. -RAHB 01:25, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Sycamore has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For looking out for my talkpage:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:42, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Sienna Miller

Thanks for deleting the Sienna Miller page. I have "taken the liberty" of reinstating its content. What I find hard to grasp here is why the stated rules and aims/rules of the site are not being followed by people like you. Humour is subjective, and we all have our own sense of humour. Whether or not you like mine (not all of that was my handiwork, btw) is about as significant as whether or not I like yours. Surely content is better than no content?Phosgene 23:40, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Actually no. He's an administrator, while you are not. He's important and stuff. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 23:45, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

What he said. Someone needs to read BGBU and HTBFANJS. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:02, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

Admin Request

Would you consider promoting me to administration? It'd do wonders for me to have the tools. Uncyclopedian19706 05:06, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No. See UN:FAQ. Also, Rule 17: "Those who request adminship automatically dimiss themselves in perpetuity from the possibility of ever receiving it". You just lost the Game. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:59, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

A bit of confusion

I wrote an article recently on the University of Illinois at Chicago. It was deleted by User RAHB with the reason being that "It fails QA". I've read the QA's and I thought my article seemed fine. It was like the other articles on other American universities. Perhaps you could tell me what I did wrong with that article? Or how I can have it restored or improved? Any help would be great. Thanks.--Hleath2 00:33, 15 December 2008 (UTC)hleath2

Ask RAHB he will probably let you have a copy of it back so you can work on it in userspace. MrN 01:05, Dec 15

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Thank you and goodbye.--Uncreative Username 20:45, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

I got 'em. About time I did some work around here... -- sannse (talk) 18:31, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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Merry Christmas

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

I hate you

PARTY LIKE IT'S RAGNAROK!

Yule- the season of giant stone calendars and pagan elf chicks

Happy Winter Solstice from The Evil One
NOW START DRINKING MEAD AND WEARING ANIMAL SKINS

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now acknowledge mah existence!--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 18:24, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

I thank you...

...from the very bottom of my heart, I thank you. To have earned your vote meant a great deal. God bless and happy holidays, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:53, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Tis' The Season

PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

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Happy Holidays!!!

Happy Pagan Holiday from Tayor.

Actually, Yule was the 21st. But, uh, the Christian Christmas is a capitalistic farce, so, uh, hah. Long live the original!

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And I am SO not a heathen.

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Say high to the wife :D The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:08, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

BITCH, PLEASE!

I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust. -Colin "All your base" Heaney

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:05, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:25, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Request Added

Can I get rollback perhaps? From what I hear, its mighty helpful in reverting vandals. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:35, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

An appeal from you mum

Codeine, In deciding that we needed to respond to wikipedia's recent sitenotice and appeal from Jimbo, I thought we should put up an appeal. In trying to think of whom the appeal should come from, your mother came to mind. I have written up the appeal and placed it at Uncyclopedia:An Appeal From Uncyclopedia Mother, Codeine's Mum but not yet created a sitenotice. Not wanting to drag your mum into things, without checking with you first, I thought that I'd run it by you before tossing up a sitenotice. Do you mind? --Sir gwax (talk) 21:18, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

While I freely admit to not being Codeine, I do think it'd be SLIGHTLY funnier if the "funniest site on the internet" had a [[needs citation]] on it. That's just me, though.--<<>> 21:47, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

I wasn't planning to protect it until I actually put up the sitenotice, which, of course, means that anyone can improve it before then; not that protecting would get in the way of such a classy admin as yourself. I do think that you're right, though. --Sir gwax (talk) 22:26, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I figured it'd be best if you gave your go-ahead before things get put up.--<<>> 00:50, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Sorry if you didn't read it Codeine, but I got tired of sitting on the idea and not doing anything with it. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:10, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Copycat!!

Hey Codeine - I'm going to be entirely uncreative here and take a cue from Johnjaqcoles' request a few weeks ago... namely... to have a huffed article reinstated to my userspace so I can continue polishing it up. Didn't keep a backup for myself (since, being a shameless n00b, I was unaware of just what a mean old world it is out there, and how quickly a shivering little doe of an article can be MERCILESSLY TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY GRUES AND/OR ADMINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) The article in question - "Bears, the law, and you".

Oh yeah. Additional helpful information here. I didn't leave my name. I'm Cruella McYummypants. Condolences for this fact are graciously accepted.

done. I know I'm not codeine, but I figured you'd be happy with it, nonetheless.--<<>> 15:07, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey there!

umm...a friend of mine wants to spam the crap out of another friend of mine using the NewMacros modul on like...microsoft word, or something (which Microsoft is crap, so...yeah) Anyway, do you have a clue how to script that? My minor html abilities don't do anything for me in this instance...yeah. thanks! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 14:50, 13 January 2009 (UTC)