User talk:Assyrius

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Welcome![edit source]

Hello, Assyrius, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Also, I suggest you use our templates wisely. Use Template:Construction on unfinished articles by adding {{construction}} at the end of the article, or alternatively create the article in your namespace under the title User:Assyrius/ArticleTitle. If you want help with articles, post on Pee Review. Finally, please do not put your signature in your articles.

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:24, 23 April 2007 (UTC)