User talk:Arget
American Wars[edit source]
Current Wars[edit source]
America is currently in war with: England France Germany Japan China It self McDonalds George W. Bush Russia Squids South Africa Dick Chenie Population Education AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF!
Suggestions for each[edit source]
England - Bomb the heck out of them France - Hire King Leapold the 13th to kill them all Germany - Hire Adolf Hitler once more Japan - Send an atom bomb at them China - Don't buy their stuff It self - Everyone! Commit Sepuku! McDonalds - Buy all their stuff so they run out of ingredients George W. Bush - You guys figure it out, I've already tried... Russia - Buy their natural resources so they can't conquer the world Squids - Impossible to defeat! South Africa - Let them just keep killing themselves Dick Chenie - Have the lawyer shoot him back, he'll be more than willing to Population - Buy cars and have your children drive them at the age of 2 Education - Drop it even more so that the Americans don't know Australia from Iraq change to not knowing themselves to China.
People's say[edit source]
Lets just bomb the !@#$ out of them already and get it out of the way.
My Say[edit source]
F!@#$%^ noobs! What the heck is wrong with you?!
Decision Made[edit source]
Project - REVOLUTION (no one knows what it means...) And I like Gummy Bears.
Welcome![edit source]
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Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 07/16 15:40