User talk:Alex Hofstadter

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A couple of things

I just read your first article and cleaned it up a bit for you. But I feel you need to take these things on board:

• Use the strikethrough tag sparingly. It's been used and abused for almost 10 years on Uncyclopedia and as such is not funny in most situations. Use it very rarely if not at all.
• Proofread your work!

It wasn't a bad first article by any means, but these two tips should help the next one be even better. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:03, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

And sorry no one responded to you in in chatroom. Come back sometime and we'll discuss your article. It's actually good for a noob. It took me months before I wrote an article that wasn't deleted on the spot. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 01:48, Nov. 17, 2014

Thank you very much!

Alex Hofstadter (talk) 04:27, 17 November 2014 (UTC)