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You fucking conflicted me[edit source]

Thought you ought to know.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 20:31 Dec 25, 2007

I KNEW IT!--Æ 20:32, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
(reaches for his banhammer, only to discover he doesn't have one) Damn it all!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 20:33 Dec 25, 2007
Vote modusoperandi for VFS!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 25 / 20:38)
That's what I'm doing. I'll stay on the loose even longer!--Æ 20:38, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas![edit source]

~ Merry Xmas AE/Archives/4! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Winkler picture[edit source]

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heres the pic you wanted, If you like it, please tell me User:plump mexican

VFD[edit source]

I know I haven't been around there much lately, but I actually have a bit of authority at VFD as designated poopsmith. As such, I feel it my responsibility to direct your attention to the rule about "flooding" VFD. Particularly, try to:

  • Space out your nominations a little bit (ie: no more than three by you at a time, let others post too)
  • Try not to add them quite so quickly. I understand there's a VFD script that you crazy kids use nowadays, but it can be a tad confusing with all the nominations coming and going.

Keep up the good work. Cheers, Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:38, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about the flooding. I haven't been that active on VFD either until just recently, so I've been getting a lot of nominations in. --Æ 17:40, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
No worries. Happy deleting! Just remember, if you stay at VFD too long without reading something good, you suffer burnout. So be sure to read some good stuff every so often.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:47, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

VFH[edit source]

Oh. I thought it meant "votes for huffing". Sorry! —Ionas Dalton Freeman 02:29, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

No problem. --Æ 13:57, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Please humor me[edit source]

And when you ICU articles refrain from stating "This is total shit" (like here). Same way you didn't like the treatment NXWave gave you, I wouldn't want you to give it to other writers. Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP? 09:58, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

I won't do it again, sorry about that--Æ 13:52, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry[edit source]

Sorry, first edit and I was unsure of how to go about it. In addition, I didn't realize that you had undone the changes and thought it had for an inexplicable reason simply been deleted. If you have any suggestions for an article I entirely rewrote that was noted as a stub I'd like some feedback. Thanks, and sorry. :) Rubik's cube Ergophobia 02:55, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If you want feedback for an article, go to UN:PEE--Æ 13:24, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear AE/Archives,[edit | edit source]

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SON OF A BITCH.

I... just...

Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time.

a friendly message from your local post office.

awesome[edit source]

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You are presented with one (1) package of
Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for
that article involving flying things..
Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM
may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:53, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Keep up the excellent tradition, AE![edit source]

You deserved NotM, and are a bonified Uncyc nutcase.   Le Cejak <-> (Jan 1) 00:34

Congrats, Graduation time![edit source]

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This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from The UnIdiot.
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You've certainly earned this. Since you've joined, you've quickly become well acquainted with the site, and have been a great asset to it. Congratulations! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:45, Jan 1

Thanks!--Æ 00:46, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Thank yourself, you earned it! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:48, Jan 1

Congrats[edit source]

What? They declared you winner before I conceded? I'm sure they miscounted. Anyway, I relinquish the title to you officially and formally, I do congratulate you, and am glad to see you are writing more. As my final word, remember please that Uncyclopedia is about the writing, not the maintenance work, which simply pleases the Admins and no-one else. I like to help out here and there, but writing is the one true God. Sincerely, --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:49, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

P.S.: As an in your face, I made GUN, Major, and Marquis before you, and I have more Valjuta and Yonixx than you, and I am a better PeeReviewer than you and I am twice as funny as you, but you did win Somehow. Still, congrats. :P

Maintenance? I enjoy watching RC to see what's going on, but I don't really do that much besides occasionally VFD and QVFD, etc. etc. But I enjoy writing more and I write as much as I can. I'm in the process of writing an UnNews and than I suddenly got that message from you. --Æ 17:55, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
So he thinks that maintenance is not a respectable job? Hmmm..../me eyes my ban hammer ~ Mordillo where is my ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP? 18:24, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, apparently sportsmanship is dead. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:50, Jan 1

I think Ggarfield was joking in some parts though the "in your face" section wasn't funny. I don't see anything wrong with maintenance on second thought and I still write. In any case, good game Ggarfield--Æ 18:57, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Yes the In your face part was funny! My title of "GUN" is most humorous, go look at my talk page, I made the order of Nofu myself, which is why I'm a marquis, and I became a Major on the basis that I declared to Tom mayfair that an aristocrat should be given a special position regardless of deserving it. I do, however, deserve it. The Yonixx and Valjuta came from my becoming the Major, and winning the WhoTM, and an aristocrat should always think they are better than a common Commander of some order that isn't even French! BTW, I do still think I'm sort of funnier than you and I am actually a better PeeReviewer, go look at Cajek's charts. I'm also more wacko in making stuff up, like the "Order of Nofu" and the subsequent bank. Oh, and I love QVFDing stuff to, I just don't think that people's support of someone should be derived from that too much. Obviously you did some nice writing, I liked Gonzales a lot. Still, my article Canadian Jesus is the most original funniest concept on the face of eternity. Canadianism forever, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:45, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Telling someone "I'm a better Pee Reviewer" and "I'm funnier than you" isn't nice even if it's true. Come on Ggarfield, GET SOME MODESTY--Æ 19:53, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Hoo-ee! Happy New Year everybody. I hope everyone had an enjoyable changeover of December to January and that somebody didn't overdo the champagne again. That said, I think it would be best if both Ggarfield and AE dropped this conversation right now, before it further degenerates. It would be quite wise if we all just put it behind us. Toodle pip!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:00, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Sorry Sir AE, I've never heard that word "modesty" before. I'll look into it, however. But don't sweat it, think of me as slightly devious scheming person. Oh, a few earn my respect, and so far they would be user:Hinoa, user:Tom mayfair, and user:Savethemooses among others. Actually, your not at all bad yourself. I will work on this "modesty" thing you speak of however. BTW, you can join UNSOC too! Tell them your an CUN and they probably will make you at least a Minor if not a Major. You are of deserving it, and we have hot Russian chicks. ;) --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:04, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste![edit source]