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01:21, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
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Welcome #2[edit source]
Just a more personal friendly hey to a n00by around here. I'm a little new myself, but I have learned the ropes (I think). If you want some advice before you write an article, feel more than free to drop me a note. I have written some fair articles, and can probably be of some assistance. If you want an example of a good article, try The Color Problem or perhaps my article Wire tapping. For a draft of an article it is a great idea to search, user:"yourUsername"/"Articlename", and create it there. It can be easily moved when it's finished, and this will almost always protect it from being huffed (deleted) by admins before it's truly done. If you need help with that, or have other questions, remember that I'm there for you. :) --
Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:05, 9 December 2007 (UTC)