User:Yvonne

^_^ Yvonne ^_^

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    my anti-drug

Yeah, I live on this street. So does Robin Hood.

This user is a Satanist.

This user is a scary stalker and is probably watching you right now!

This user is from Texas and may secede if provoked!

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user will give you a seizure.

This user thinks that you should read between the lines.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.

This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is a complete, irredeemable book. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and curate at a peanut.

This user is cooler than you.

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

Certified Bitch

This user is a certified member of The Bitch Club and is hereby allowed to bitch at people if they piss her off.

This user is Unamerican …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user was meant to be a Mexican, but there was some mix-up at the baby factory and she ended up White.

This user thinks that music notes are sexy.

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subliminal!

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RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

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en-P

This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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tx-N

This user is a native speaker of Texan.

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es-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.

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17-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

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sa-N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

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sl-P

This fucker speaks sign language heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sl-P

ru-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.

ru-1

MS-P

This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.

MS-P

ao-X

This user only speaks AOLer enough to seduce native AOLer speakers .

ao-X

vl-G

This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.

vl-G

sin-5

This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where he/she will be raped and eaten by Satan himself.

My friends say I'm dead on the inside and they think I'm a vampire or something. My favorite bands are Slipknot, The Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Dope, and Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13. I am so god damn bored.

My Articles

• Twister (i hate this one)
• Black and White Twister! (i really hate this one)
• All-American Rejects (i hate this one a lot)
• Raven
• Pizza the Hutt

My Adopted Articles

The once crappy articles that I fixed up and expanded (and yet they're still crappy).

• HowTo: Kill An Emo
• All Arabian Rejects
• Emo virus
• Semicolon Cancer

Articles That I Occaisionally Help Out...

...And wish they were mine.

• Emo-Mart
• Emo TV

My Foster Articles that I don't like very much

• Nanosecond (i actually kind of like this one)
• Alternatives
• Shizzle

Other Stuff

• The Templates I've made. (more to come)

I LOVE SLIPKNOT!!! THEY ARE AMAZING!!! And I don't give a shit if you think they suck.