User:XeroSnake

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THIS USER HAS A FEVER, AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE COWBELL!
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Bad ass simle face mini.png This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.


Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.



This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.



Osiris Seal.jpg Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
HAUPTMAN
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of Der Unwehr
How about both?

Thou art currently at the Alter of the XeroSnake, The god of Guitar. If thou doth not wish to be penetrated through thine rectum by a Grue, then thou shall give me an offering of Coffee, Guitar strings, and Bacon. if thou shant have coffee, Dr.Pepper is suitable.