User:XY007/Uncyclopedia Broadcasting System

The Uncyclopedia Broadcasting System (UBS) is a TV network that shows the most comical, useless, stupid, boring programs ever. Hence you don't want to watch it. Unless you like that sort of thing. It's like UnTV, except on-topic and not necessarily news.

WEEK of 29th June

Channel A

Channel A focuses on news and current affairs. TV Guide:

• 06:00-07:00 - A01/FS03 Early News
• 07:00-08:30 - A02 On Right Now
• 08:30-09:00 - A03 Half Hour Of Pointless News
• 09:00-10:00 - A04 What's Going On in (random country)
• 10:00-11:30 - A02 On Right Now (repeat)
• 11:30-11:38 - A00 News Flash
• 11:38-12:00 - A05 22 Minutes (like 60 Minutes except worse)
• 12:00-13:00 - A06/FS02 Lunch Hour News
• 13:00-14:00 - A07 Claire Voint with Tomorrow's News
• 14:00-14:30 - A03 Half Hour Of Pointless News (repeat)
• 14:30-16:00 - A08 Documentary
• 16:00-16:08 - A00 News Flash
• 16:08-17:00 - A02 On Right Now (double repeat)
• 17:00-18:00 - A04 What's Going on In (Random country)
• 18:00-19:30 - A09 SockCam
• 19:30-20:00 - A10 Weather Flash
• 20:00-21:00 - A11 The News Reporter gets Fired
• 21:00-22:00 - A12 The News Reporter throws a glass at his wife
• 22:00-23:00 - A13 This should be 'Late News' but Johnson jumped out of a 30th floor window and died.
• 23:00-06:00 - Nothing happens.

Channel B

Channel B is just as boring as channel A, if not more. They focus on general entertainment.

• 06:00-08:00 - B01/FS01 Good Morning Uncyclopedia (when our presenters Uncle D. Pete and Dr. Prisher Frice talk about everything Uncyclopedian for a new day of wiki editing)
• 08:00-10:00 - B02 The Morning Boring show (The name says it all)
• 10:00-11:00 - B03 Sir Forgetful (A show about a man who is so forgetful he forgets his head one day at home and goes to work. It gets destroyed and binned. The end.)