User:Wikitiki89

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Antisemitism License

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This user is officially licensed to be antisemitic for meeting one or more of the following requirements:
1. User is Jewish


אױ װײ איז מיר!‏

Oy vey iz mir!

Ой вей из мир!


Level of Yiddishkeit[edit | edit source]

GOY
This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.
GOY


<== no

אױ
This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
אױ


<== no

אױ װײ
This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn.
אױ װײ


<== no

אױ געװאַלט
Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
אױ געװאַלט


<== no

אױ װײזמיר
Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
אױ װײזמיר


<== no

אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת


<== yes

Userboxes are _____[edit | edit source]

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!
やらないか
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
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This user is Jewish link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
United States
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
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This user is a libertarian, so they prefer chicks that shave their armpits and guys that were introduced to the toothbrush.
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This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)


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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user likes to smoke ganja.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is a
Net Authority Violator
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This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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