User:Why is the sky green

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In Latin, they would be sinister.
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& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This mathematical user loves pi

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This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.

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“The sky is green after you've been huffing kittens, or beforehand if youre lucky.”

~ Kitten huffers anonymous on why is the sky green?

“I pity the foo who thinks the sky is green”

~ Mr T on User:Why is the sky green

“Like whateva, gag me with a spoon, for real?”

~ essex girls on no apparent reason

“ why is the sky green will do anything but work for porn and food.”

~ Poor tax on me