User:UnholyCow

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“Better to reign in Hell than serve in UnholyCow.”

~ John Milton on UnholyCow

For those who actually care, UnholyCow has an account at Wikipedia - Cowman109

His Life[edit | edit source]

The Beginning[edit | edit source]

In the beginning, there was only darkness. And within this darkness many people stumbled around in the dark and usually got a bruise in the head by walking into a wall. That is, until they discovered the light. There was one person who brought this holy light, and this person only could save the world. This one person had the power to change, the power to think, and the power to act. This is not that person.

The Prophecy[edit | edit source]

"And then god spake unto JesusCow and said, thou shalt have a brother, and he shalt own you. And this brother shalt be called UnholyCow, and he shall be all that you wish you could be, but thou couldeth not be." The Bovine Gospels 16:12

The Bannination[edit | edit source]

Then one day, when people realized that they don't give a flying fish about who UnholyCow is, he decided to anonymously improve a page. For this horrid offense, he was given this template:

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I was banned from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template!
I was banned from Uncyclopedia for resurrecting a VFD'd article! May my sad fate serve as a warning to others.
Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.

Then he came back after whining on IRC, and now he has crawled back into his hole to hide.