User:Unchain

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Unchain
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of C++.
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This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers .
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"A young man who will be dead sooner than I."

~ Oscar Wilde on Unchain

Unchain is a man of great importence and stature. Well, at least to himself. He was a serious kitten addict, until a accident made him immune to the effects of kittens. He is left a broken shell of a man, who can no longer lead a normal life. He often attempts to be funny, sometimes succeding, but usually failing miserably.

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