User:Timewaster

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is mostly or entirely made of meat
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Stuff I've made my pointless contributions to

Pages I've started and/or mercilessly hacked apart:
Denial, London Bridge, Pulp Fiction, Adam Smith
Probability Theory, Agnosticism, Monster.com,
Culture Shock, Versailles and The Radio Star Murder
Pages I've thrown one or two cheap gags into:
Great Circle Line, minimalism, Being cut off in -, Catch 22,
Lust, C++ and How to be stupid and not just funny
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This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers .
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek C++ whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Gibberish.
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This user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
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This user does not speak Plain English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Plain English speakers.
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This user does not speak Vogon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Vogon speakers.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user is a geek.
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