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16. New Jersey

UnNews[edit | edit source]

1. UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" - Featured!
2. UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white! - Featured!
3. UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading - Featured!
4. UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" - Featured!
5. UnNews:Iran to invade Iran - Featured!
7. UnNews:Europe to play "The Final Countdown" indefinitely
10. UnNews:AIDS "support" group leads to outrage; dead Africans
11. UnNews:Ah shit, I forgot what I was going to write about
13. UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album - Featured!
17. UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds for cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' w/ TheLedBalloon

Alt. Namespace[edit | edit source]

6. HowTo:Be safe with guns - Featured!
8. Why?:Use a wooden condom - 2nd place in the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball - Featured!
9. Unquotable:Keanu Reeves
15. UnScripts:All Mixed Up - Featured!
19. UnBooks:Beep

UnTunes[edit | edit source]

12. UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song - w/ TheLedBalloon (Guitar and Mixing)
14. UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition)
18. UnTunes:Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions LIVE at the Big Corporate Superdome w/ TheLedBalloon (Instruments and Mixing)

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.
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This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure them by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.
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16 years, 6 months and 26 days.

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment September 2007
Article Narrator of the Month Article Narrator of the Month September & October 2007
Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner October 2007
Whore of the Month Award Whore of the Month October 2007
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This user is the

June 2008

Playwright of the Month

Dali Glass Trophy.jpg The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award

Presented By His
Holiness The
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December 2007

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The Emmanuel
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October 2007


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