User:TheAxis

BS This userpage is bullshit. BS

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

I am TheAxis. You may remember me from such websites as 'Gladiators Zone', 'Digital Paintball' and... other places.

I used to be known as The-Elementalist, but since that's way to long (and I usually play as Ninja's on online games), I decided to make myself an obscure World War II reference instead. You could also take it as a mathematical name, since thats what I intend to make fun of.

Oh yes, I'm also an Aussie, mate. So you better get used to my dry humour.

Aw strewth! Another kangaroo just broke into my back yard! Hold on while I scare it off with my digeredoo.

So, whatcha doing now days?

I'm a student, hoping to get into games programming (like everyone on the Earth almost), though people keep telling me I should be an actor or policitican. What do you think?

Oh yes I like making fun of things. Which is why I'm here. Duh.

VANDALISM!!!

Yeah go ahead I don't care.

Really?

Yes

You're having a conversation with sub points, you know

And I'm talking to myself. This might not be a good sign

Do you speaka my language?

Well, I can smile and give you a vegemite sandwich. Though techincally;

au-N This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan. au-N

bs-4 This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level. bs-4

en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school. en-E

enr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish. enr-3

gb-4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level. gb-4

ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. ht-3

it-E This user only speaks Italiano because it was a required course in school. it-E

ja-X This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers . ja-X

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh-4

vb-4 This user speaks Visual Basic at a near-native level. vb-4

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G

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Enjoy your stay!

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